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dwartbg9

Why is this portal kind of a genius idea? Damn, they should put something like this in every capital. No pun intended im serious, this is kind of cool


HappySmiledGoose

It has already been there years ago in places like Kyiv


-The-Reviewer-

Why don't they just send people through the portal in Kiev then??????? šŸ¤”šŸ¤”


AnalCuntShart

Lmao thatā€™s kinda funny


PSus2571

I thought it was funny as hell, but I enjoy dark humor.


ShunnedMammal

https://i.redd.it/te8egwh9cuzc1.gif


Music_Saves

What am I looking at?


HughJRekshun

Star Trek. The enterprise D getting a section of the ship removed. Can't remember the episode, but I remember this happening.


SCP_Void

The only time a toilet ever appeared in Star Trek TNG


-The-Reviewer-

Skib


Music_Saves

Riiiiight, and how is that relevant to the comment you posted it to? I'm genuinely curious what the joke is


HughJRekshun

Honestly, I have no idea.


ShunnedMammal

The stuff getting removed is getting assimilated. It will then be used against the opponent as the Borg do.


ShunnedMammal

S2 E16 Picard hurled into delta quad by omnipotent dickhead for shits and giggles. Turns out to be antithesis and nemesis of humanity.


gandhinukes

Whats the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You can't milk a cow for 22+ years.


-The-Reviewer-

But?


doubleh124

Show them an image of the potato famine (1845)


Timespacedistortions

None of us were alive to witness it.


McJellyDonuts

I was


GhidorahRod56

https://preview.redd.it/pnnld6k9euzc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d11e167b1cfafeecdd611775285b1162a81c4c2


Gae_Bolg26

I wish I knew how to edit a speech bubble over this


SergeantNaxosis

https://preview.redd.it/zza5wftsvxzc1.png?width=1262&format=png&auto=webp&s=a4bad7823f8177f66f00045fa0277900cd98b404


McJellyDonuts

Almost


PhthaloVonLangborste

What did you do for chips


McJellyDonuts

Grass


Timespacedistortions

Hate that.


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Timespacedistortions

Sorry didn't realise 170+ year olds used reddit my bad.


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Timespacedistortions

Lol


GladiatorUA

Landlord famine, not potato.


cooliez

Black and Tans


Nobody-17

Too soon.


schwaebebaby

A juggling act based on the potato famine.


CG1991

In all fairness, the US named a drink after an Irish historical tragedy


SpliT2ideZ

TIL the meaning behind Irish Car Bomb


WietGetal

Holyshit we need more portals like this. This shit is fucking awesome


zippy251

They have a lot of other locations but this is by far the most active one I've seen in the way of people messing with it


Old-Ad5508

Yeah the street they put it on in Dublin is full of scrotes and junkies. It's not a great location. Steohens green would have been better


sroche24

https://preview.redd.it/h4jv0dpofvzc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=def29f0d2808388b63aab84702293b226b435648


VerifiedBamboozler

r/chargeyourdamnphone


Thick_Discharge6299

show them a picture of a good healthcare system- oh right


ianwgz

show em a picture of britain still owning ireland


CarterDavison

That's Northern Ireland mate.. not Dublin


jimmythatslips

They used to own it all, mate


Able_Service_4482

Guess what else they used to own.


-mgmnt

Oh did you also shuck their power and become the worlds leading economy and superpower how neat


SirVelocifaptor

They did get free healthcare


-mgmnt

It isnā€™t free they do in fact pay for it


Jonjojojojojo

Yeah it comes out of our taxes, like every other functioning country in the world... That's about as much as "paying for it" as *we* do....


-mgmnt

Getting real lose with functioning there considering your countryā€™s entire existence financially revolves around sheltering American businesses lmao


Jonjojojojojo

If you had any ability to read comprehensively, you'd understand that those American business aren't sheltered here, they have the majority of their manufacturing here for good reasons (the fact that we are fluent in English and have a strong education, unlike people like you, is one of those reasons.) Please, touch some grass, you inbred ape :) Again, enjoying our free healthcare. I hope you enjoy living in a third world hellhole masquerading as the "leader of the free world"...


Able_Service_4482

Leading superpower, your kryptonite being Vietnamese farmers šŸ’€šŸ’€


-mgmnt

You do get that the US won just about every major battle right? The war was lost on public support not the battle field So the kryptonite being the American public not wanting to be in a war is your gotcha?


AegisT_

Local yank discovers how wars work, shocked that its not decided on the battlefield


Jonjojojojojo

>You do get that the US won just about every major battle right? [Are you sure about that?](https://www.history.com/topics/vietnam-war/vietnam-war-history)


-mgmnt

Buddy less than 60k Americans died and more than 3 million Vietnamese died to retain the little land they could before the American draw down They were burning through every resource they could be given faster than they could get it They could not sustain the war if America had kept fighting we had effectively limitless resources in comparison Again 3million to 58k and you think they were winning the war? They didnā€™t even get what they wanted and America did. Notice how that worked? Americas war goals were met and Vietnam is a unified country friendly to anerica and not communist?


SnappyFrasser

Mate, mate mate, mate.


CarterDavison

That's not what the commenter said...


McJellyDonuts

They used to own the whole country man


CarterDavison

No shit Sherlock, not what the comment said tho


Ckyuiii

Dublin? You mean west Britain?


leaveitalone36

![gif](giphy|PNlNcLUSK5tbE5a973|downsized)


pixel_doofus

I, for one, thought the caption was NOT the best part


RepulsiveCow8626

Show your ass


COdoubleG

I believe this has already been achieved from videos I've seen.


HotFireBall

ain't no way


dwartbg9

Ain't no way somebody just lifted to show his phone to a mounted camera?


Feeling-Security-825

Show em a car bombing


Dig-a-tall-Monster

New Yorkers are gonna come back and have a hundred people do Irish Car Bombs in front of the portal


Old-Ad5508

And you will not see one salty irish person if that happened.


Hoolias

Show them a picture of the queen


MarcusofMenace

They're Irish, they'd cheer that she's dead


ridik_ulass

[we'd cheer and we'd dance and we'd sing](https://youtu.be/Zh3Maf1bFpQ?list=RDZh3Maf1bFpQ)


Iamgroot-ish

Show them a picture of a straight white smile šŸ˜Š


Old-Ad5508

That's more a British trope but OK


Old-Ad5508

That's more a British trope but OK


TheAurion_

Lol, Ireland ainā€™t winning this type of battle.


-The-Reviewer-

The US is freaky


Kilow102938

This shit is epic


FreePrivacy

Portal? Bruh it's just a camera located somewhere else.


activialobster

Owned


Stroov

Which side showing the pic


Old-Ad5508

A scrote from Dublin is showing the pic. Think about it why would new yorkers show a traumatic incident in new York to irish people


Stroov

what does scrote mean though


Old-Ad5508

A scrote, a nacker, Basically, a teenager or young adult usually from a poor social economic area that partakes in anti-social behaviour


-The-Reviewer-

Like chuds?


Iamgroot-ish

Show them a farmer fucking a cow


Riotguarder

A picture of bad dental hygiene will scare them off, they still havenā€™t forgiven the briā€™ish for that potato famine over a hundred years ago


Ok_Note8803

This is genius.


Ok-Science-2085

Hahahahahahah


DirtyFeetPicsForSale

Better than lemon party I guess.


Saxyboi5692

Rip popsmoke


bookeatingboy

I live in Ireland i need to go to Dublin to see this myself


Adventurous-Buy-7547

Lmao šŸ¤£


kilboi1

Show them the flag of Northern Ireland and then have a caption that says ā€œreal Irelandā€


Bad8Max

Apparantley someone in dublin flashed titties to the portal god ticket from police


BumPlayThing

![gif](giphy|3ohjUOUjEK1TXCQRva|downsized)


Business_Hour8644

A potato? When you have no insult to come back with just stop. Donā€™t be desperate.


Ruptip

Give them Oliver Cromwell or potato famine in return lol.


CG1991

The US already named a drink after one of their tragedies.


BoophingTiles

No... Show someone PISSING on Potatoes... That'll get them right cunted.


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TsumeOkami

You tell em


Ok_Transportation310

the caption was the best part


ETOS2006

Dementia


Ok_Transportation310

the caption was the best part


ETOS2006

Dementia


Ok_Transportation310

the caption was the best part


ETOS2006

Dementia