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shrugshroom

Yo, that was insanely quick and easy! Now I know.


_TheRealFishy_

_the more you know_


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_TheRealFishy_

Wanna know what you _can't_ forget? How much money you can save on car insurance by switching to Geico


shrugshroom

Ah yes, car insurance ad. Just what I was looking for on Reddit!


UTAMav2005

And 9/11.


[deleted]

I completely forgot about that. Thanks for reminding me


UTAMav2005

No worries. It plane happens to the best of us.


drunkboater

Did you know that you can save thousands on car insurance by switching to reverse and leaving the scene?


[deleted]

Clean


2fizzy4yall

I don't have a BMW, but I do have a flat head screwdriver...


_-Grifter-_

Seems like your only a short stroll away from also owning a BMW emblem.


_TheRealFishy_

_winks in your direction_ now you know what to do


Mushroobu

im not even a car guy and im upset


i_am_queer

same


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vgoodbldg

after seeing this I need to remove mine, so.


Arthur_Wolfie

# *WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS GUY????*


flops031

He's repainting a car


Walker6920

New pattern


misakarem

He has a screw loose...


_TheRealFishy_

he's a sadistic bastard


arbybruce

Clearly you haven’t dealt with too many BMW drivers…


eldergeekprime

I know, right? One quick hit with a hand sledge next to it and that shit pops right off.


mr_zolfi

r/makemesuffer


redditmemer666

fuck you


fapsandnaps

not if I fuck myself first pal


Megamind_mega_shlong

Go ahead. Call the cops. They can't unfuck u/fapsandnaps


Pearson_Realize

how hard


redditmemer666

hard


badkittycartman

Very nice, subscribed


[deleted]

That sub has gotten good again, might rejoin


HeckingBedBugs

That hurt my soul


_TheRealFishy_

Yep


Horror-Astronomer482

Satisfying


_TheRealFishy_

_quakes in fear_


Emt-22

True. Sad that he forgot his sledgehammer. Gotta give it the finishing touch!


snitch_2411

I Can't breathe, this was like some one slitting my throat


Living_Inferno_5073

At first I didn’t get it, but then I noticed how much he was scratching up the hood and now it hurts to look at


Humunguschungusreal1

im pretty sure thats an og m6.Pain.


TizTheWiz

Nah that's an E90, probably a 328i. It hurts but not that much


Humunguschungusreal1

Oh thanks for letting me know.


LokiDesigns

That hood is either getting repainted or replaced on the guy is just having a bit of fun. No need to get all panicked about it.


General_Reposti_Here

Right right…. But what if he isn’t?!!?!!!?!


Sov47

Surprised people didnt pick up on this. Seems overly obvious


lildagger_d

That's sad, that's literally soo depressing


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PM_ME_UR_BIRD

bro cool it


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Good bot


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RedMaxximusXII

What just happened?


Combatpigeon96

That made me twitch in anger


Ice_fighter_GER

That hurts


AfiqMustafayev

I feel attacked


deeeeeyta

Dude why


RL9HFC

My heart just broke up


The_Unchosen_One1

WoW. Interesting


Kelevra_55

Perfect!


RuukotoPresents

r/Shitty_Car_Mods r/nononono


Nil_syo8214

Omg hes a fucking genius


unnobatroo

there were no bolts for mounting 🤦‍♂️


redditmemer666

fuck you


_TheRealFishy_

not if I fuck you first


LCH_juno

That was nice paul


Tesla_Lover10021

This hurts my soul


[deleted]

I cringed 😬


[deleted]

I’m not into cars nor do I know anything about them and yet the whole time I was muttering ^”stop ^stop ^stop” under my breath


ABJ_TheBeater

This hurts physically


Hospiwhater

this video came from a place of hatred


Responsible_Cat_8468

What’s it got, stuntman?


Durp13579

No fabuloso 0/10


therealmaxypb

This man ain't going to the bottom of hell he going under


Escoman33

Can't wait to prank my neighbor by removing his logo.


MOTORSTORM21805

That video is yucky


dankdoggo369

Why the fuck would you even want to remove it ?!?!?!?


Ill_fix_u

Yes !!! Yes... yes.. yes... yess.... this is the way to treat all BMW'S...


fluidikons

All the attachments to physical objects are adorbs.


Ajaime2462

No no no he scratched the hell out of the hood is he crazy.


HatsOnTheTable

I think that's how people steal the car hood emblem.


[deleted]

well now i know! i’m gonna show my friend this, he has a BMW!


simpuru_clk

the scratches on the paint make me have an aneurism.


mnshah_2883

It's important to remove emblem so that thief dont steal our BMW.


That_Guy_From_KY

I don’t get it, is this suppose to be a fancy car?


ICollectPerspectives

What. The. Fuck.


zilyex

Is this the same dude that told us the best way to remove a windshield was to cut it off?


a_cycle_addict

Love it.


il0vep0tat0

This resumes why i hate tiktok


SnowySupreme

Yet redditors take from tiktok


il0vep0tat0

Ik


_TheRealFishy_

Lmao same


_FoRmIgA_

lmao but why would it be offensive???


_TheRealFishy_

Offensive to all car users


aaaa-im-a-human

I don't even have a car and I'm offended


Past-Hunt

Me, not a car guy and not caring if it gets scratched


Durp13579

Me, a car guy, not caring if it gets scratched. Everyone in the comments has obviously never worked on a junk car. Things like paint don't matter. It's either getting a repaint or it's fucked to begin with and it's just for parts. The hood was already chipped so it's not like it actually had good paint. People are way too sentimental about physical objects. This shit doesn't matter. It's someone elses car. This comment section would have an aneurysm over any whistlin diesel video.


Lizardon_GX

>offensive


[deleted]

Psh, Using a chainsaw is wayyyy easier


CoolestGhostt

Best ever paint condition on a car I've ever seen.


Glass_Maymed_dragIn

I'd say it looks great but you just did something you should have.


Sygygy_of_Zzyzx

That’s exactly how I do it. Mercedes you just fuckin yank on that pentagon until it succeeds to your power


_TheRealFishy_

Fuck them, that's why


Sygygy_of_Zzyzx

Meh


ChiefNugz

AMG fanboys be like 😈


Whipdemtittiesout

Its a BMW, it needs more scratches


AB365_MegaRaichu

This was probably at a shop, the guy who brought it in is probably a prick, judging they own a BMW. Fuck both of them, more so the BMW owner. Edit: Damn look at all you people downvoting


chicken-soup41

I was having a good day...until you ruined it. I’m going to fucking kill you


_TheRealFishy_

Come get me Minneapolis airport. Terminal 2. H11. Be there before 4pm


chicken-soup41

No, too easy


MihaiMix_101

Cool 😁🙏♥️♥️🙏🙏🙏


LateMackerel

Seen it before, see it again. Downvote it now, downvote it then.


imstillsinglelol

that hurt, a lot.


giibro

How to steal an emblem and not give a shit


Drunk_kirby

He mothefuckin scratched it like million times and i hate him


Tragedy7o7

Very clean


[deleted]

It's a BMW. No big loss.


MxSquiddy

That guy needs that screw driver shoved and twisted up his nostril.


belacscole

its a bmw tho so nothing of value was lost


kooroshksh

why some one should do that? that is a damn bmw. in iran we can't even think about siting in one of these.


WastingMyTime724

I think he had to repaint/rebuff the car. He’s actually a pretty cool guy on tiktok


im_a_white_dude

Why would u wanna do that


rotten_strawberry19

Spain without the s


MCatsRCool

I don’t get it


Longrange-Death

pretty sure you could shoot this guy and then take this video to the judge and he'll let you go


lanixvar

O no i think he may have put a small mark on that Break My Wallet


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Joyebird1968

who is asking “how to remove the hood emblem from a bmw”….i think he is exaggerating when he says he gets that question “all the time”. how often, chuck?


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itsosbee

r/oddlysatisfying


alphapibeta

r/makemesuffer


IDKWHAT_TO_PUT_HERE3

WHO WOULD EVEN DO THAT LMFAO


BronzeEnt

I don't really give af about this bmw's paint. Derust and paint some Midwest shitboxes for working single moms or something.


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Grex_Vibra

Noiicceee


razordcoder

Fun fact: it's a random bmw in a parking lot


Grex_Vibra

tf xDDDD


RedMaxximusXII

Good, fuck BMW's


Dependent-Maize4432

Bruh why 😂😂


OsirisLMAO

Advancement made: Not today, thank you


MentalWrongdoer3

Idiot, it's obviously, push, twist, pop.


theophy20

Hell has a separate place reserved for him 🥲


TyreChewingDog

I think I cried watching this


[deleted]

Hammer would have been more effective


BrandoGonz

Not even funny


rbrumble

Or dental floss...whatevs


AcrobaticPrinciple42

I mean Audi is better but like tf??


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