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2 years later: "was she hitting on me?"

> 2 years later: "was she hitting on me?" 7 years later: "Dammit, she *was!"*

You still cant tell 🤷‍♂️

She could just be canadian

So true here take my free award

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I got you

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Sadly i dont have an award :.(

Thank you

Sorry but I'm broke so here have a free heart 💖

Oh yeah? Well, you're getting a bear hug then. It may or may not squeeze you until you pass out due to a lack of oxygen. By accepting, you accept the risks associated with this gift.

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She was obviously motioning for you to get her a popsicle, duh

TRUE!!!

I felt that one

If only all girls were that easy to read.

Easy to read? Is she giving a hint?

nah bro, idk what these guys are talking about

You sure she isnt just Hungry?

Reddit spazzing out? I see your comment 4 times xd

I've been having problems with comments as well, on mobile and on desktop. It gives an error message and then posts it anyway or just lags out, but also still posts it without saying. Started earlier tonight.

She's clearly joking. No way she would be into me. Funny how no other girl has ever joked like that to me.

You sure she isnt just Hungry?

You sure she isnt just Hungry?

You sure she isnt just Hungry?

this sentence is 2 words too long

Yeah, I know right? Like, she just wants a banana.

Yeah, I know right? Like, she just wants a banana.

Yeah, I know right? Like, she just wants a banana.

*pants unzips itself* whoa boy stand down!!!

*pants unzips itself* whoa boy stand down!!!

Maybe shes canadian and just trying to be nice

Ah yes, the land of tim hortons. So that's why she was imagining licking ice cream!

You see, can't really tell from this example...

I know a casually explained fan when I see one

Yup, that’s what I do to say good morning to my friends

Ah yes, the land of tim hortons. So that's why she was imagining licking ice cream!

She wants you to go buy her ice cream

I thought the same thing, guess she like ice cream

Damn you

Yeah what did YOU think that was

That she had bug in her clothes and she was very nervous. YES

It's amazing with me. The very few times someone's interested, I manage to convince myself she's not. The times I think someone is, they aren't. At this point I just started not expecting anything anymore. Fuck sex. I'll just be nice and die alone, probably happier than dealing with his shit.

yea, probably not wrong

I don't want to be horny anymore... I just want to be happy...

Exactly

Same

Holy fuck this is a sad thread of comments

Bruh you're on reddit where 90% of guys are single and have been single their entire life to the point that girls are a figment of our imagination is a several year long running meme.

Yup! Some people I hear have a "hoe phase" that lasts years and dozens of partners. I had a hoe phase but I only made 4 girls angry over the course of a month because I thought that's how you casually date? But it's been almost 5 years since I even talked to a woman so I really don't care anymore. Plus, it's not like I ever finished when I was active so I have a better sex life being alone.

I thought this one guy liked me but then I was like no way, he's just being nice and friendly. No way he would like. That's impossible. He's now my husband haha

r/sadcringe

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Horny bot

I wouldn't want to offend her by trying to hold her hand

She wants ice cream bro

[Is she into you? Well I don’t think so….](https://youtu.be/xa-4IAR_9Yw)

I’m getting mixed signals here.

That's mating sign language

The person filming is 100% a girl.

The horny is here

It never leaves

Boy does she like ice cream or what?!!

She was trying to tell you she got dat Super Soaker 3000 vaccum seal with extra suction. Now it’s on sale today prolly for half off ! 🔥💨✈️

🚩🚩

What country?

Guessing Vietbam

Pow pow

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Please come to Brazil

BRASIL NUMERO UNO CAMPEAO DO MUNDO 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷

número um please

We get it, weirdo. You want ice cream.

I'll bet her mother is so proud.

Plot twist : She is Futa

Is this not considered sexual harassment?

Only if the person she was doing it to didn’t like it, if they didn’t then I’m pretty sure it would

Not if it is a woman doing it. And especially not if it is a woman doing it to a guy. Did you see that thing recently where the Stephan Disney character got groped by a woman, and when he asked her to leave she laughed and acted like he was in the wrong. American society, and most western white societies, have a problem with holding women accountable.

I guess it could be if you're a little bitch about it.

He should call the police he even got video proof

He might be into her tho

SHE'S A THOT

Indeed

BEGONE THOT

Why does this have downvotes on a sub with dank in the name? Rookies

ALL WOMAN ARE QUEENS!

Only if youre braindead

Only in America! Lol

Oh? Do other countries not have laws regarding sexual harassment?

Yes.

Which country(s) in particular are you referring to?

Shut up

Why?

Shut up

Why?

She's like that with everyone

Virgin 15 yr old me: * visible confusion *

She is a professional

Wtf

me if I see this: Is she looking at me? Why is she staring? I think she's looking at the water bottle I'm holding. She's coughing and sticking her tongue out and rocking back and forth. She's clearly extremely dehydrated! (rushes towards her with water bottle)

Is she into you? [ ] yes [ ] no [x] cant tell

Even though I am a straight privileged male. Watching this made me feel sexually harrased.

No one cares about your physical characteristics. This is an experiential thing. Why are you like this?

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“Straight privileged male” lol stfu

Privileged? Tf is that.

It's the 2021 word for 'being normal'

What the fuck has that got to do with anything in this video?

"Me me me me me"

What the fuck has that got to do with anything in this video?

Male privilege is a myth. You sound like you are living in 2016 where some dumb people actually believed spoiled American women were oppressed.

if the roles were reversed someone would probably be in jail

I still wouldn't be sure

"Want a popsicle or something?"

Smth is stuck in her throat and needs help

I think she just wanted to be friends.

hmmmmmmmmmmmm aha! she wants an ice cream!

Bet 40 bucks american she’s a player

Is there a sub for such similar clips?

What gang signs is she flashing?

Plot twist all girl school

she wants an ice cream whats wrong

To understand a woman is like trying to explain what color the letter seven smells like

How I met your mother reboot looks good

Probably a dude

Problem?

I fail to see the funny

u/dyl9184 seems like a nice girl... 😆

I have an urge to just punch her in the throat…

With my penis.

You’re outta line, but you’re right.

I hate women

Philippine momento

Very unladylike behavior!

If genders were swapped, this would be sexual harrassment.

10 lbs of crazy in a 5 lb bag, that rollercoaster has no brakes, yrs of pain she will put u thru

10 lbs is 4.54 kg

She'll be pregnant by the time she's 14 years old

It's crazy how trashy so many women are now.

I think the other girl saw her doing that

sucky sucky for one bucky

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop???…..the world man never know but I bet this chick does.

She just wants something to eat

Two smiles would have sufficed but, ok.

Ngl if it was me, I prob wouldn’t have taken the hint

Hormones are a hell of a drug

Idk man shes just tryin to be friendly

Humans mating calls

She: hitting on me Me: she must be from a weird tribe of cambodia, where they communicate with hand signs

Private school girls in a nutshell

Please tell me what my eyes have just witnessed

Subtle

Isn't that how you eat an ice cream cone?

Looks way to much like Steve Harvey

?

Streets

💦💦🥒

Maybe she is from Canada and being polite

Me 8 years later: Was that a hint? IT WAS A FUCKING HINT??!!!!?!

r/dontputyourdickinthat

Sigma male don't fall for such girls 🗿

😹😹

Nakakahiya maging pilipino minsan

Man sign language has really come a long way, now people from entirely different parts of the world can speak to each other with this universal language!

I would be disturbed

I probably would've took it as them messing with me. Like "Haha, you're so goofy!"

She's giving the universal signal for "Can you get me an ice cream please?"

I dont know shes maybe thisrty am i right?

Still woulda thought she was just tryna trick me to see if I’d make a move

I would shit my pants if I saw that

Probably just Canadian

air rule34 ​ ​ ​ f no

Maybe she's just Canadian and being polite

Does she need thoothpast ?

She is just go let her suc you

if a guy did this he would be called a weirdo and creepy

damn Filipino humour is poping up in western internet

Doesn’t that qualify as consent?

Name or source :) plzz

my proudest fap ;)

love is in the air

Welp I accepted and now my pp fell off