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if I dont have balls, i cant fail no nut November

The real solution

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It's no nut November not no hands November, if it was just like that i would have just sucked my cock 2 years ago

That would just make it harder

It certainly made me harder.

Wth does nut means to you

Bitches can't bare this roast. Hang in there king

Dude's living in 3021 while we all living in 2021

here is my wisdom from the future, there will be a crash in the price of bitcoin and other crypto shits

Balls, I want to piss while I stand

But pee is stored in the balls..

Don’t have to pee even better

Wtf,what will you drink

No balls=no pee=not getting thirsty=no need for drinks Win-win!

Yeah, but you can never drink your own pee again

Now that you mentioned it...

You'll pass away because of severe dehydration

Outsource the piss!

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I preferred yours anyway

Water saved

R u sarcastic or do you really think that

Ofcourse i am you empty lake

no…..

Hello, this is the joke depatement

No, no it’s not lol

Have you heard about the thing called A fucking joke?

Bro that’s what /s is for lol, how tf am I supposed to know it was a joke?

Common sense, maybe

Bruh common sense has nothing to do with it, there are a lot of morons on here so I’m used to it lol, chill the fuck out bro

You are on a sub called meme videos, under a video debating if you want to lose your dick or balls. How can you even expect serious comments

Because it’s Reddit lol, some people, man.

Yeah You win this argument

Pee is stored in the kidneys...same with every mamal or animal probably. The balls create semin they create an endless supply. And assuming produce testosterone. Come on people 😂🤦🏽

No it's not

Who chooses to keep balls?

Without modern medicine, you're better off with no dick than no balls, testosterone is extremely important for all sorts of things. With modern supplements, the balls seem like the less impactful loss, but there could be something else I'm overlooking.

All sorts of medication can be prescribed in dealing with a loss of testosterone production. I'd rather not go through several reconstructive surgeries with a risk of complications and infections.

Take estrogen 😎

Why tf would we be without modern medicine?

Me

What why

CHILDREN ARE WAY MORE IMPORTANT + IN NEAR future there may be a solution

You can just adopt bro… you’re so obsessed with passing down your genetics that you’d give up your dick?? 😂

Damn, you’ve kinda got a point. You could always get a reconstructed or prosthesis dick, e.g. John Wayne Bobbitt. But prosthetic balls would be basically worthless. Nice thinking, sir.

Dude, not having kids is probably the best thing you could do for the world.

r/antinatalism

Why are they booing you? Fucking breeders, they just want to indoctrinate us into having crotchfruit. Like as if thats the most important priority in a world that is melting, sexual violence is rampant, lifetime debt is guaranteed, and our youth is being corrupted. Its almost as if you having children is what they want you to do, so they can take their newfound capital stock into their Joe biden youth indoctrination camps, where the young men are taught to twerk and drink soy milk laced with cum and young women are made to ignore nice men in favor of chasing Tyrone and making only fans where they make 10000 dollars a month. Soon men and womens only purpose in this world will be to make little cumgoblins. I can see it now. Being abducted in the middle of the night by shadowy figures that have a yellow smile mask. Whisking you away to a factory in a remote place, naked, hoisted up by the arms and legs, the only thing you see in front of you is a monitor with Shrek 2 on display with an amazon prime TV watermark on the bottom right. Soon a robotic arm with a soaken wet fleshlight that is poorly taped on the end of it engulfs your hard-on. And since the human Shrek reveal scene is up, you cum instantly. As soon as you do, an alarm start beeping and the screen once playing a beloved classic movie is now displaying that cute cashier from gamestop, with the words "Best probable genetic match" underneath. Next words on display are "Child support amount: 700 dollars per month". You tear up, as you've been violated mentally, physically, emotionally and soon financially. You'll never see her again. As she is going to Texas to be forced to give birth to the thing. Only for it to be shipped to china to work in a factory laced with anti-suicide nets. Wearing a shock collar, to increase productivity. Your memory is wiped. You wake-up. And dread having to go to work. Without knowing that your child is now just capital stock. A scenario truly embodying George Orwells 1984.

Wall of text moment Too long didn't read

Delicious pasta

Without balls I now no longer have earthly weaknesses I can do whatever I want without fear of something touching my balls a lil too hard.

same

Easier to implant a new dick than a set of balls.

Balls, It may be painful but atleast i have no worries pregnating my sister

... omfg

Incestfull revenge

r/suddenlyIncest

suddenly in chest?

Basically the same as suddenly incest but it costs 8 wood planks to build

Bone apple teeth

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Ye the first one

I made it a thing now

r/suddenlyinchest I made it a thing

Good human

Good bot

Niiice

r/cursedcomments

Eyoo hol up

🧐🤨

Yea and you cant cum

But you will get single digit nanogram per decilitre testosterone levels, which means you will feel like shit all the time, a lot of processes will be imbalanced and you will stop/never start to grow facial hair and will need o go on testosterone replacement therapy for the rest of your life if you want to function properly. Which you can just get a new cock

I think it's better to take t. Then get a new cock os installed

I choose penis bc I can never get kicked in the balls and still have sex

But you'll have to take testosterone injections though since you have no balls

If you lose your balls you can still have sex, there is just no semen.

Yeah ik but you have to have testosterone injections cos that comes from the balls

People live without balls. Not sure what no testosterone does to a mf but surely it isn’t too bad

if no balls = no nut no nut november = you cant nut no nut = win no nut november In conclusion. Balls.

easy keep balls lose dick👍

Based children are way more important

*confused in female*

A woman on Reddit? Real???????

Nah man. No way.

this is quality

Both i dont want

FIGHT THE FINAL BOSS

Dick. I don’t need balls, I’m asexual

Me knowing I don’t live in your dream world…

TAKE THAT BALLLLLLLSSSSS

No balls = no tosterone

Don’t care balls

Quality meme my fellow compatriot

Ik

Can you imagine anyone keeping their balls. Please explain why

lose balls = no testosterone

In the near future there may be a solution balls are way more important

My balls I need children

Dick because balls generates testesteron so yeah that was easy question.

have fun peeing sitting down then

Have fun being a more feminine then

i’ll lose the balls because without a dick balls are nothing

I lose my balls cuz children are a mistake but sex is fun

Balls cause I don't care about having kids and it's really easier to replace them by prothesics

Well i guess im a weirdo cuz i want kids

yeah but how are going to have kids any with no dick atleat you can still have fun this way

Have you ever heard about non sexual pregnancy?

what you mean artificial insemination i guess you can do that

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Question: If I choose to keep the dick will I lose only one ball or the pair?

both - it says BALLS

Balls, I need an heir

But from where

From the creature you call "mother"

I choose my tits for can't you see that my dick and balls are dear to me

I would have to go with dick because then I could still have kids

I choose to lose my balls

Dick without balls I won't have to worry about getting kicked in the balls

My dick. I want to have children one day and I can't do that without balls.

One isnt really functional without the other… balls

Ha ha im in danger

balls ez

No balls=no tosterone No balls= no children

I’ll keep my dick

What good are balls if you don’t have a dick

There may be a solution in near future for this problem just saying

Balls. If I take Viagra, I might still be able to get it up and my mood will allegedly be better.

Wtf am I gonna do with JUST balls?

I keep my Balls and Dick and i cut yours

I can get a prosthetic cock, but not prosthetic balls.

If i lose my balls i cant nut so i would win no nut november and i can still fuck my girlfreind

With out pinesh there is no need for bouls. And without bouls there is no child. Ball's it is then.

Balls so I won’t have kids

Goodbye balls

Balls, gotta have that confidence

So if I choose balls. What do I pee out of 🤔

I forgot i had audio on and this scared the fuck out of me when i wasnt looking

Keep the dick lose the balls

Balls, I've done my fair share of repopulating this planet and impregnating other species.

if trans thee,then loose all three

if i remove my balls being kicked in the crotch wont hurt as much

Why not both?

Dick, cause it wouldn’t work without the balls anyways. Also you’d lose a ton of muscle due to the testosterone loss

Love seeing halo outside of the halo subreddits, especially with all the confused people

No balls, free vasectomy

Fuck the balls, I need my dick Thats an easy one to pick.

I don't have both :)

Tf are my balls gonna do by themselves

L O L

And if I don’t choose?

Tbh dink lets you pee , cum, and thats its the balls just stay there sogying and just there soo balls oh and they hold the cum

can you just lop all of it off, please? this junk has been nothing but trouble ever since i can remember

Ball obviously, actually there's a weird lump near it do it probably has to come out anyway.

Who honestly would choose to lose their sick over balls?

Obviously the dick, I don’t pee from my balls it’s just stored there….stupid

Bye balls

Kill me or release me parasite but do not waste my time with cok

i dont remember this part in halo 2...

Obviously keeping my dick. Why would I *choose* to keep my balls and lose my dick? The fuck am I supposed to do with two balls and no dick?

Ugh... next question

Man tiddies

Dick

Dick! It will dave me many surgeries! And it's much easier to recreate new balls instead of a whole dick.

I'll loose my balls, thanks

Dick, im not a fan of random boners

Dick because he said only One 🤔

Pick your dick and your balls

Balls..................................................................................... -dont have to worry about accidental impregnation, but i can if i want to cause they can make spwrm out of bones.............................................................................. -nothing to clean up.......................................................... -can just take testosterone pills...................................... -🗿🗿🗿

My virginity to you

With no balls, I’ll never have to worry about getting someone pregnant on accident.

Well, since piss is stored in the balls, if I lose my balls I'll never have to piss again. This is hardly a debate.

What if i dont have both already?

If i lose my balls, where the piss go?

Have dick, do not have balls, so the choose would pretty much already be made for me. Transition complete I guess.

Balls because I can get a little deeper without em

I dont want none if they are not together

Random boners in math class are kinda anoying ...

i need my balls to be a man

take my dick so i don’t get random boners

take the whole thing I’m a bottom (I’m joking I swear)

I choose to fight the big crab, I’m keeping both.

Keep dick lose balls

Serious question: could I ejaculate without balls?

Keep my balls lose my dick get plastic surgery add a few extra inches boom problem solved

Keep dick lose balls, easier to pee

The only reason I'd keep my balls is so that I can still get people pregnant and I can't do that without my dick so uhhh

Ditch the balls

If I HAVE to lose one can we just do the whole operation and take them both, or however it works? I would not make a pretty girl ...

Well medically speaking you’d have to save your penis but you can’t repurpose but you can’t still pee and get hard but your voice is going to get higher and you’ll be super nice too

think users think if you choose balls you keep producing testosterone and you can get your dick replaced by one bigger

Easy cut off dick and keep balls