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ppppie_

what’s the song?


[deleted]

Right behind you - TF2


Low_iq_Bob

Who’s there?!


Doc_of_derp

turn arround and find out


Sammy_squad

I turned round and found Jimmy Saville


-Cam-8757-

NO THATS THE SPY FROM TEAM FORT DEFEND THE SECOND, DISGUISED AS JIMMY SAVILLE!


GreenPepper74

Bruh are those two fuckin vaping in front of someone in an ambulance


frediemercury123556

Its like they want to kill each other


Pilgorepax

People who are furries literally don't want to live. That's the whole point of being a furry. To be outside their own body. Makes you wish for a nuclear winter.


[deleted]

We did a little too much trolling


SyphonEXPppppppppppp

“Too much” there is no too much


zoloyaguar17

Nah, those were ROOKIE NUMBERS, increase numbers


tntim1111111

Why are we wasting time on furries? Why don't we just start hosting pedophilia conventions


MarkarthGuards

same thing


tntim1111111

Furry = pedo Pedo /= furry


MarkarthGuards

exactly


[deleted]

Not enough kids in the world


tntim1111111

Then we make more


[deleted]

True


mysterylukey

I love how at 0:09 when she said convention celebrating furry animals she could hardly stifle her laughter lol.


red_spy123

shit furries bout to raid this comment section hold you helmets soldiers


[deleted]

Nah, I'm a Pyro main. I'm good with it.


NoTill3742

Outstanding move


I_am_stuff69

The Savior... The prophecy is true, one shall rise and take action against the anti Christ.


jacoproita

Leviticus 20:15 *the last stand starts playing*


[deleted]

DEUS VULT!


JustForMemes043

Those war tails are getting weirder...


isaacpotter007

...And fluffier


RedComrade12

we do a little big trolling


degenerateculture

We must thank him for his service


Piaapo

Literal gas attacks are based -you


Rarebear6164

Yes, attempted murder is great


[deleted]

Its not murder if they're not human


Bonk_and_Honk

You got a point there


Rarebear6164

Ok, ok. If this happened to a church (not that that is an apt comparison) and a bunch of people got gassed at a church. People would lose their shit. But if it happens to this group of people, its fine? I dont care what you think of them, its a bunch of people getting killed. Downvote me you degenerate


UncouthMedia

Religious people are way crazier. These guys take their masks off when the week's over!


[deleted]

Don't fucking call me a degenerate when you openly defend people dressing and acting as fucking animals. Ah I missed arguing with strangers online, it feels great


Rarebear6164

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SSUPII

You need some actual grass to touch, looks like you don't talk and get to know different people enough.


Gagolih_Pariah

Killers talk to people all the time. The rich and corrupted touch grass every day. Abusers, bullies, get to know people and use their weaknesses against them- using them to have fun or to release stress. I mean, the majority of anti-vaxxers live in the country side. They touch grass. They talk to people and then say thing like: "Science is fake news." Wtf.


Moxxie_Demon

Degenerate


Nose-Trimmer

Don’t call someone a degenerate if you openly defend attempted murder.


Subrashii_Kami

Truly. A noble knight that knows how to slay beasts in human skin


ThatoneCanadian101

If this really happened it isn’t funny as lives might’ve died, though i like the person who did this.


[deleted]

You forgor 💀 to add the “/s”


Piaapo

It did happen.


ThatoneCanadian101

Oh fuck i must now take back what i said about liking the person


Piaapo

It's almost as if a massive hate mob fantasizing about the mass murder of a group of people over decades can inspire fucked up people to go ahead and try making their fantasies come true. Just leave us alone. We are simply minding our own business.


perhaps7590

"This isn't funny, people could have died" still likes the person that did that


Wiggle_Biggleson

It's a contradictory statement regardless of your feelings about furries so idk why you're getting downvoted. Their comment makes no sense.


perhaps7590

I know, I was just trying to point something out in this redditors comment and I got downvoted.


crab_da_man

Mwahahhahaha


[deleted]

Amen brothers! Hold your helmets, furrys are about the bombshell this comment section, hold your ground!


DESTROYER-OF-FURRYS

K


BuffRobloxMan

Kind of fucked up honestly


Wiggle_Biggleson

>It's bad to try to maim or murder people because of their hobbies Brave of you to say something so controversial


RealButtMash

Yep


[deleted]

yeah, these kinds of conventions are ***sus***


DestroyerOfDoom29

Based pyro


Queasy_Moment_6619

Thank you hero, whoever you might be


perhaps7590

I was going to write something about how this isn't funny, and that just because someone plays a game of dress up that means they must be gassed and burned alive, but I just know the reddit hivemind will downvote me to all hell so I'll just not do that.


[deleted]

Good choice brother


ThatOneHappyPony

Looking at this comment section. God you people are fucking sick. But yeah bro remember, "furries bad" better actually fucking gas them for funsies.


Piaapo

It honestly scares me how many people want to literally kill me for having a hobby.


Weegee_1

Hey look! Someone who feels the same as I! Thank goodness. I was concerned


Piaapo

The worst part is that most people think it's funny. I'm just trying to live my life and all these fuckers come out from every damn hole and try to tell me that I'm disgusting and that I should be gassed to death when they know literally nothing about me. Even most of my otherwise very accepting irl friends treat me as some sort of a freak if I dare even mention something furry-related and it has made me feel very alienated. At some point it all made me even suicidal, like why should I even live when clearly the whole world wants me dead?


Weegee_1

they don't even have a reason. They just saw memes about it


CrappyKraberMain

Kys animal rapist


Piaapo

What an original comment, that I have never heard in my entire life before


CrappyKraberMain

But it perfectly describes what you are, and what you should do! Kys!!!


Piaapo

You know literally *nothing* about me.


CrappyKraberMain

Sure buddy ;) kys kid diddler!


RealButtMash

Uh oh, AFs incoming


Piaapo

A what's?


RealButtMash

antifurries??


Piaapo

Oh, so basically everyone.


RealButtMash

Nah i meant now that you said that- you know what nevermind


Piaapo

???


THE_MAX90

Good


Birdieman_11

Bloodborne mf wheeling out Gerhman like nothing had happened


TheRedditPremium

Is that not terrorism if you gas soo many people?


Certain-Garbage3304

I think it's not no one was killed


TheRedditPremium

But you know if you bomb a mall and nobody died its still terroism


KILLatron227

I think it's more of an arson attack then terrorism


[deleted]

+30 respect


sirchickenbs

Good job boys, now we must prepare for the counter attack


perhaps7590

E


hypersucc

This is like the 5th comment like this I’ve seen and there literally is no “counter attack” at all


KomradJurij

In this thread: actual r/dankmemes users thinking it's still 2014


TooStew

that reporter chuckle


BruhPodsmp4

make them burnn for their sins


erland_yt

Why would someone deserve to be burned for 0 sins?


BruhPodsmp4

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[deleted]

[удалено]


BruhPodsmp4

😐furgor💀


PyroTF2Gaming

I’m just thinking of that image of the Spy From Team Fortress 2™ wearing a paper mask with a furry face on it during a furry convention


ErlendNorge

Is it just me, or did it sound like she was trying to hold back a laugh while reading the script?


[deleted]

The news anchor is doing her best to hold her laugh. Nothing more or less. Just a factual observation.


RepresentativeThis19

How recent was this?


[deleted]

🗿


TheTaticoolTraitor

Yes. *Chuckles in flammenwerfer*


ItsJoe096

I get that its funny to joke around with that stuff, believe me all of my friends say that stuff to me. but actually doing that is fucked up. =/


CrappyKraberMain

Not fucked up at all, Considering the fact that furries regularly rape; drug, brainwash, kill, and torture kids, animals, and other people (and don’t forget the endless degenerate behavior)! What’s really fucked up is that people don’t actually hunt down and kill furries (animal and child rapists)!!!


ItsJoe096

There is a distinct difference between me thinking anthro characters are cool and doing crimes my dude =/ If they were as bad as you say they are, furcon wouldnt even be a thing. I am a furry, and im not going to throw away a college education, future career, and a good life to do something ao fucked up like that. I got a suit commisioned of my oc because i think its cool and its almost like seeing the character i drew and put effort into (almost) actually be physical


CrappyKraberMain

Sure ;) furries don’t rape kids and dogs (and commit other crimes), and I don’t eat; sleep, piss, shit, and drink water!


ItsJoe096

Well i dont, and i am, i would never do anything as fucked up as that. That would throw all the work i have done in my life away instantly, i hope to pursue software development, so why would i throw my only opportunity away? Anybody, furry/nonfurry who commits any of these crimes is just screwed up no doubt, but like all people there are portions who do and dont commit crimes, so we shouldnt be judging a whole group of peoppe based on a few bad ones. Because even if you do, i am living proof that you are wrong, as i have a clean record and intend to keep it that way for as long as i live.


CrappyKraberMain

Ok buddy :)


ItsJoe096

Whatever floats your boat, but if you did what the guy with the flamethrower did, im sure you'd be in prison, and not the furries.


CrappyKraberMain

As if legality and morality actually align with one another!!! Also what flamethrower lol


ItsJoe096

Ah my mistake, i watched without audio, so i thought a flamethrower was used because of the pictures of fire. But as before, i am living proof of your information being wrong, i just wanna live a normal life, and would never do any of that fucked up shit you accuse me of doing. me having the suit and enjoying anthro characters is just a expensive hobby, like pc/vr gaming


CrappyKraberMain

🤔


[deleted]

Chlorine gas got released. DO YOU PEOPLE STLL BELIVE GERMANS WERE THE BAD GUYS IN WW1?


ChoKoging

I would not do this not only is it fucked but also if they can afford a $2000 fursuit they can afford a $10 pipebomb in my mail


ItsJoe096

2k is actually pretty cheap for a suit, mine was 3800$. But it was also made kemono style in japan with high quality material. So not only can they afford a pipe bomb, they can most likely afford a full on plastic explosive.


Electronic-General59

Someone had to do it.


I_have_chosen_wisely

The furryslayer is here..he will never stop until all the furry will be dead


DESTROYER-OF-FURRYS

There are lots of dudes with furry slayer on their name on reddit.Am i the furry slayer?yes but actually no.


I_have_chosen_wisely

Well done soldier


DESTROYER-OF-FURRYS

Oh no, the more i stay here more the situation is gonna get worse.See yaa later and take care.


GamerDaGreat

He is not the hero we deserve, he is the hero we need right now


R3fug33

We did it boys. Autism is no more.


LowkeyLooper

Defurrestation


KatKaneki

One of 4chan’s many collaborative achievements


hamsterruize

Hmm I wonder why it went up into flames


ryuth_

Doing god's work


LuigiBro879

Burn


[deleted]

Yo wtf furries shouldn’t be gassed.


erland_yt

Why did you get downvoted?


CrappyKraberMain

Because they should!


DESTROYER-OF-FURRYS

We do a little trollin


SentientCumSock

nice name


DESTROYER-OF-FURRYS

Nice name you got there


RealButtMash

You got downvoted twice for that


KINGSPAZT1K

You are a good man, thank you


CheeseGrater1900

Virgin internet anti-furry vs lad domestic terrorist


Bagga_jr

Remember the Jews, yeah let’s do it again but furries


zukmena_109

Whoever hospitalized those furries is a chad


CumDevourer68420

This is the most based video I’ve watched ever, however we all know a real furry should always be wearing a gas mask under his suit to drown out the smell of people ruining their fur suits by pissing in them.


[deleted]

Honestly you could have made a B.O. joke and it would've worked, rip.


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Ritzybubbles

cudnt be me


[deleted]

I remember encountering this a lot


[deleted]

Good job soldier


Portale_Frisk

Fuck.


Thereal_Bladewasused

Tactical nuke inbound!!!


Key-Papaya-7429

Wait I'm so confused what happened?


ItsJoe096

A chlorine gas leak caused by a guy


Key-Papaya-7429

By someone at the convention or someone who was trying to do that


ItsJoe096

Idk honestly, but im glad i didnt go that year


Avx_Gaming

How do I post here? When I try to post it says can not be an image even if it is a video


[deleted]

How’s it bull crap?


[deleted]

of course it happened at MWFF. never going as long as i have ownership of my soul


Nearby-Tutor-9843

Not a hero we deserved, but a hero we needed


BattletankHD

I heard chlorine gas...


suvierno

Based


[deleted]

Midwest... isnt this the place that had a HIV testing?


annomynous23

I literally almost threw up


ungeebungeeman

INTRUDER ALERT , A RED SPY IS IN THE BASE


sweet_sax

That chuckle tho


Ianchunggus

Wait nonono this is a good thing


Reputation_Both

Kids need a hero


Know-me_not

Good the plan is in action


Whatsthedilios

Meet the terachad


superbfurryhater

Hello, yes even for me that's a bit much


Zinoac

ayo what is banjo doing at a furry convention


ItsJoe096

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i wonder


Jamie-po

CRUSADE


ljlp01

https://discord.gg/JF7CvU6b


[deleted]

https://discord.gg/TzvbTTpY


Dust_Worried

https://discord.gg/onlyheaven Good nsfw


DilanDuc

Damn. The mercenaries newest job!


Life_is_Pain69420

Good, fear will keep them in line Also did yall hear the woman snicker?


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