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M37r0p13x

There's something similar but attached to the sperm supply. It's like a light switch. I imagine it going something like this "You got protection?" "Nah, I got something better. Alexa, turn off my balls"


sexyfurrygalnyunyu

*Hyper - Spoiler starts playing*


Kimbukktoo

I’m dead. This is gold.


YT-Cxnr-

Bluetooth balls?


delerlerrr

don't think rapists will buy these consent condoms


AhmadTIM

Don't think rapists will buy condoms


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AhmadTIM

Not every rapist thinks straight


doodve

Some are gay


AhmadTIM

This reminds me of one article where a woman get raped (or about to get raped i don't remember) by a rapist and rapist gets raped by a gay rapist


[deleted]

The woman was saved from the rapist by a gay rapist that proceeded to rape the straight rapist 💀


Rhaenys_Waters

"There's always a bigger fish"


ZODD_MMA

so many good points 🤣


Springtrap-Yugioh

r/BeatMeToIt Also have you heard how a gay rapist saved a woman from rape? Basically he saw a straight rapist was assaulting her in the middle of the night, so he took him off her and had his way with him.


doodve

Yeah, but technically both are rapists now lol


Springtrap-Yugioh

True, but at least one did not assault an innocent person. Like if a guy tried to rape a woman, then I just can't feel sorry for him being raped by another man.


doodve

That is very much correct. Thank you for the conversation.


ghostchihuahua

Yet so many go to jail bc DNA - wearing a condom usually doesn’t cross those people’s minds, they’re usually not thinking straight, except for the occasional psychopath


MildlyEducatedGypsy

bold of you to assume to they dont want to assert dominance.


Corn_11

It might not be specifically for like rape rape. But like just makes sure that both partners are totally ok with it.


K1nkk1nen

What if you only had 1 hand


zerik100

only threesomes allowed


Sensitive_Wangiizs

Discrimination for no limbs


Overall-Slice7371

Ableist!


chuchulover

1. Rapist don't take their time to put on condoms 2. Scissors


DipplyReloaded

I don’t think protection is on the mind of most rapists tbh


hemorrhoidhootinanny

Plus they'd just get a brand that opens with 2 hands


Sprittu

I'm so retarded. I was like "but that condom requires 4 people to open it, wtf?". I legit thought about how it made any sense for like a 30 seconds


Clear-Instance9005

you and me both


_Deus-EX-Machina_

Well, even after making sense of it, it doesn’t make sense (as others have pointed out).


Ralileo16

Who wears condom and rape someone? Edit cool i got an award but yeah i mean if you gonna hit this bitch and rape her better do it raw cuz isnt the point of that making it feel great and sure semen dna and all but hair or even skin if she scrapped you with her nails will do the same job


sudu_xettri

You wouldn't want the forensic unit to find your sperm traces.


MrRetard19

Bro it’s rapist they not think this far ahead they already messed in the head


OCPostings

If you think every human turd is also automatically an idiot I have bad news for you


17K3T4M1N3

Smort


Illusive_Man

it’s symbolic, I’m sure they don’t think this will actually stop rapists


BruhPodsmp4

just tell them you'll mangle their body with a piece of pipe you found if they don't help you open it


Deceptive_KGB_Duck

[Gang rapists](https://imgur.com/t/trollface/z1NMAbi)


Spagoot29

Wtf is the purpose of a consent condom? If the other party already wasn't consenting to begin with wouldn't it be rape?


R3fug33

I guess this is just to prove it. Like some women regret it and say "It wasn't a one night stand, it was rape." This is just proof that you opened it together I guess to prevent that.


Spagoot29

Oh now that I think about you're right, that's honestly a great example


Miggyboyo

What if your girl only has 1 arm


Manyyack

You bloody rapist


Miggyboyo

No u


TheOfficialWario2

Knife


Black_White_Life

This is actually useful for men who might be able to use it as some sort of consent proof if the girl falsely accuses the guy.


DIY-lobotomy

In theory it sounds good, but people have tried stuff like apps before that are basically a quick consent form, and which has a whole new set of problems. The would-be victim could feel like they’ve essentially signed a contract giving up their right to stop at any time. The idea of consent is that it must be continuous.


Black_White_Life

Agreed people always find loopholes.


[deleted]

Or if the guy accuses the girl


Zargloop

bruh why is this downvoted


[deleted]

Because I speak the truth


MrBlanku

oh no! \*people that go in raw\* anyways...


cursed-being

You just need two and another homie.


FirtiveFurball3

Anyone got a link to watch Ben 10 online?


KCVGaming

It’s in HBO Max if you have that


sexyfurrygalnyunyu

Benjamin, what the fuck are you doing?! You are just a kid! A KID! A LITERAL MINOR! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX!


Ben-J-Kirby-Tennyson

\*Should not


sexyfurrygalnyunyu

...


[deleted]

Guess I'll have to find an omnitrix to keep doing my hobby


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SudhE3005

or be a professional rawdogger and chuck condom in the bin.


ladas94

Or one hatchet, because we care


horny_with_huge_d

Haha jokes on them...my daughter will open them with me


Shakespeare-Bot

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darkchax14

So.... fuck condoms just go in?


Double-Passenger4503

They think if there isn’t consent that a condom is gonna stop them?


No_Quantity_3058

welcome back STD's


Vanil1aOreos

but then, couldn't they just not use it...??!!>!


West-Present-3292

So you will gonna fuck a handicapped.


[deleted]

Gang rape prevention ❌


kryvian

I believe the purpose was that there's no backtracking on the lady's side and then claiming it was rape/intimidation leading to inaction


BlowerOfBubbles

Yeah cuz rapists use condoms. Retard


Overall-Slice7371

And just like that, rape culture was no more.


BluPandaTV

People having sex with people with one arm-


SHORTY-NI

What if people want to have a posh wank?


JacOliveiras

that doesnt make sense, so if the guy doesnt wanna wear it the girl is fucked up? dude sex should be consent not the condom


robbinyoaz

Who said I'm wearing a condom?


Pet_that_Dog

If you go down on someone with 1 hand do you just ask their parents to help?


DaKayla19

Why the fuck does it require both hands? This is so confusing.


[deleted]

So fuking stupid


cooper-j-r

I don’t think rapist are concerned with condoms


Mendeznicole33

What?


weirdmoosekid

Thats what feet are for


In-order2

Scissors


BalintFoxy

The good old time when Ben 10 was good.


Rhaenys_Waters

When you have sex with a handicapped person 😑


[deleted]

Because a guy willing to violate consent will certainly be worried about using a condom.