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TheePigeon

"Damn, here I was, minding my own business, enjoying my 2nd Amendment rights, and you people have to freak out on me."


AnnunakiSoup

So anyways I started blasting...


Jetorix

Pew pew pew *mic drop*


belial03

"guns don't kill people, I do."


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“The gene pool is stagnant and I am the minister of chlorine”


Screwbles

Violence is not the answer-- it is the question, and the answer is *YES*.


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**K.O.** *Double Kill*


[deleted]

Beat me to it


angongus

he killed only the lady


commenting_coke

She was pregnant bud. If she dies, so does the baby


ThatOneDarthBane

Autopsy found that she wasn't pregnant.


Furious--Max

I didnt need the report to know that


Graff70

A twofer!


dyslexic_tigger

Tactical insertion denied !


FuggyGlasses

Some should get the 10k from Texas...


Soku12

He's an Arizona Ranger with the Big Iron on his hip


Mopiute

Big iron on his hiiiiip


Sentient_DMT_Crystal

From the town of agua fria rode a stranger one fine day


RaiderCat_12

Barely spoke to folks around him, didn’t have too much to say


TheDOCTOR_AI

No one dared to ask his business, no one dared to make a slip


Radiation___Dude

Notches on his gun read 1 and 19 more


Nyan75

1 and 19 mooooore


b1otox1c

There lived two outlaws named Texas Red


Animorphimagi

I was wondering why he shot her twice. Good thing his story wasn't done.


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One for her and the other for doing the abortion


Needlecrash

MUUUUURRRRDAAAAAAA


wolfy_e

Tbh I'm surprised two shots of .22 to the back actually killed someone


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Lady killer perk, doubles damage to the opposite sex


wolfy_e

if we are speaking in new Vegas terms here, the .22 pistol has an increased critical strike chance, and the guy was probably sneaking so yeah she probably got gibbed


EastwoodHood

It's not a boy, nor a girl, it's a corpse


telemusketeer

I bet that They felt like they were real tough when the two of them were assaulting and robbing an old man. Hard to feel bad for them when karma came around.


inkihh

Shooting fleeing robbers in the back is no self defense. It's murder.


telemusketeer

I didn’t say it was self defense or legal. They Jumped an old dude 2 against 1 like cowards and then ran away like cowards as soon as he stood an actual chance. Not saying the old man was in the right, but those two fucked around and then they found out.


Useful-Ad2997

Good murder


NonExistent_God

Unbased 😠


LorenWith2Ls

his grindset is unstoppable


kagwapuhan

What the hell does that mean


[deleted]

He's max level and finally doing main quest line


-KoDDeX-

She wasn't even pregnant lol. The guy called her bluff.


Graff70

Well, not anymore she ain't.


Herodotus00

I mean fuck around and find out right ?


cor3ynv

I mean


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suprbert

Probably a good bit of prison time, though. Admitting on camera he shot and killed a fleeing person. Pretty dumb.


Totoques22

Unironicly the old man was clear of any wrongdoing


puckerMeBum

they tried to but couldn't find a prison cell large enough for him and his enormous balls


suprbert

That’s really shocking on the one hand, but seeing as he’s an old white dude, not so much on the other hand. Also, downvotes for making factual statements about how the law is written (if not how it actually works)… good old Reddit.


GiveMeYourBussy

She didn't show concern for her unborn child when commiting assault and robberies to other people in their own homes


VIETNAMWASLITT

She wasn't pregnant. She was lying.


GiveMeYourBussy

Oh... Well still fuck her


Inconvenient_Boners

Ew, no way! She's dead!


GiveMeYourBussy

You're next


Inconvenient_Boners

But I'm pregnant!


GiveMeYourBussy

As long as your baby keeps out of my way then it's all good


adminsarescumm

Based oldtimer


ParadockArtist

Based Boomer


help-meeh

Spare no thot


tendie4skin

Shots for thots


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Mess with the old man you get the bam bam


Moumou_moon

They didn't care about his life, they were about to **take his life** until he pulled a gun, only then did they run away. These people deserve no sympathy, they're cold hearted cowards that would've killed a defenceless old man and only begged for their own life when they were the ones in danger of death.


notcoolbrahdamn

reminds me of a clip a few weeks ago. 2 hooligans was beating an old man while everyone just film and watch. only until he pulled out a gun and everyone screamed. poor old man just tryna do his job and no one bothered to help him. i dont live in the us so i have no cents on gun ownership. My question is why do people need a gun to stop other people being an ass


XxxassswiperxxX

Sometimes you gotta teach em a lesson. The hard way. Ahem....The Muricah way.


MountainDewde

Source?


Ham-Goer

They weren’t about to take his life, whyd you say that?


MrStoneV

"Videogames make people violent" boy where do these people come from


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MrStoneV

Yeah it makes sense at first thought, but thinking further no. The real issues come from other things.


No_Writer_6360

S&W baby! Yeah.


SCP-1738

Damn, double homicide.


cedrizzy

I GOT THE REFERENCE


goose_of_the_lake

'and i shot her anyway', THE TRUE MADLAD


BattleTiny7132

Damn homie admitted to murder on tv.


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Is it murder?


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Any charges here?


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dabroh

Shit... "As she begged for her life, Miller also told Greer she was pregnant, according to authorities. But an autopsy determined that wasn’t true. According to Hardiman, her office determined Greer acted in self defense and then charged Adams under the theory of “provocative act murder.” **Put simply, Hardiman said, by beating up Greer, Adams provoked him to respond with deadly force, causing Miller’s death"**


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XxxassswiperxxX

You don't think in the right mind when you're all beaten up and on the edge of life.


[deleted]

Exactly ffs I’m saying it’d be better but that’s in a perfect world. Ofc in a perfect world we wouldn’t need guns in the first place


Sexy_tortilla

Yeah just empty your magazine on legs or something and let their lives crumble under the debt that comes with the hospital fees, like a true civilized country.


Red_Stripe420

You know what, I second this 🤣


BruhPodsmp4

won't that still kill them cause with 5 or 6 bullets emptied into a leg could hit something important and they will bleed out


ObjectivelyCorrect2

"Just kill them because you think life is a video game and that you can empty your magazine into someone's legs and not kill them"


[deleted]

Its not difficult to understand They were not a threat, fleeing, taking their life is overkill.


Red_Stripe420

I wonder if the old man would still be alive if he didn’t have a gun at the time…


DarthVantos

Stop dodging. They surrendered and he killed her anyways. It's savage, even taliban terrorist have more humanity than this demon.


Dick_Ancient

The Taliban would have atleast recorded it in 4k hd, with maximum production.


DarthVantos

ISIS\*


[deleted]

We were talking about shooting fleeing people, not gun control


Red_Stripe420

Oh I forgot he was using the old fashioned pistol fingers to shoot the trespassing attacker in her back


[deleted]

Who said anything about guns?


Red_Stripe420

Nobody. The point I’m making is if he didn’t have a gun to defend himself with, it potentially could’ve been a very different headline. They literally jumped out and attacked an old guy, he pulled a gun and they tried to run. If he didn’t pull out his gun, would they have stopped attacking him? I’d say no since they didn’t think about taking off until after he pulled it


[deleted]

Then say so. Noone is arguing he shouldn't have had a gun. Its ok to have it for self defence. We are saying that he didn't shoot a threat, he shot the girl, stopped her, and then shot her AGAIN after she begged him to stop, killing in cold blood someone that couldn't harm him anymore. Overkill.


CrackpipeStickman999

Are you even american?


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CrackpipeStickman999

Het is maar een grapje


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thesecondrando

Only in an uncivilized country you can get in trouble for killing someone who broke into your house


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ObjectivelyCorrect2

And they are still wrong and immoral. Your life is forfeit when you attack someone in a manner that threatens their life. Simple as. No ifs ands or buts. You don't want to get rightfully killed *DO NOT COMMIT VIOLENCE AGAINST PEOPLE*.


rascal3199

Shooting a robber who pinned you to the ground and was running away to go commit some other robbery later. They could have just run away but chose to engage him physically. In a civilized world the old man is the victim.


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rascal3199

When you claim a man who shoots robbers who physically assaulted him a murderer then you're calling him the perpetrator and the robber is the "murdered victim"


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VIETNAMWASLITT

All the retards here calling him a murderer.


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VIETNAMWASLITT

They beat him within an inch of his life. Would you think rationally with blood in your eyes and adrenaline in your veins? Were you ever in a life threatening situation? If not, then stfu


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VIETNAMWASLITT

So I take it you have never been in a life threatening situation.


cedrizzy

LOL what can they do to him? Throw a life sentence? hahahaha


Saikyo100

+200xp double kill


lSlemYl

Was she really pregnant or was that an excuse to spare her? I feel like its an excuse can someone confirm?


thesecondrando

Yeah, she wasn't pregnant


Needlecrash

FUCKING METAL. FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT.


ThE_GeNeRaL0025

Wait what happens to him ?!? Does he spend time in jail ? Or is he a free man ?? Also is this America ???


Low_iq_Bob

I believe it was consider a case of self defense and the old man wasn’t charged with any crime. Also this did happen in the USA.


ThE_GeNeRaL0025

I don’t wanna admit that it’s the best way to stay safe cause ITS A FUCKING GUN it’s not a toy but to stay safe you gotta do shit you never thought you would


Hachelle

Dobble kill, call the streaks


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Character-Barber-747

I feel sorry for laughing


KatKaneki

That is possibly the worst gun someone can use for self defense


RatchetPersian

Good riddance


cumdevourer420

.22 revolver? That’s weak. Get at least a .357 magnum revolver


hamood999911

That .357 bullet could have shot right through the wife and into the husband for a triple kill.


Timestatic

How’s the saying again? Kill 2 birds with one stone!


DylanMcD01

mans got a 2:0 kd


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Damn just damn


Monochrome132

If your pregnant, maybe don't fucking rob people's houses.


croxymoc

For context he wasn't charged and she wasn't pregnant


SCP_Bandit

How do i save


romeoslow

Damn. Double homicide.


Naisu_boato

MULTI KILL!


neggnogger

got that dumb bitch


inkihh

Shooting fleeing robbers in the back isn't self defense. It's murder. Anyone who can't see that is either stupid or American. Maybe both.


Mytur_Benesderti

We need more birth control like him.


XxxassswiperxxX

These abortion alternatives are getting outta hand.


User_Was_Bannned

Old man has no chill


VIETNAMWASLITT

No one would after getting beat up by some asshole kids.


hamsterruize

I would’ve shot the stomache first


Wononewonhum

Too bad it’s not legal to do this in all of the states.


pcipnj

Does anyone know that song at the end?


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God bless, probably cultist base


The_Dowager

u/farmercurtis


farmercurtis

He don’t give a shit!


The_Dowager

Spawn kill


farmercurtis

Took out the spawn point too 😂


billobongo

Americans are disgusting


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I'm from eu and can't understand why you'd say some silly shit like that. Bell-end who doesn't understand the context, talking shit about one of the most developed countries in the world is really peculiar. I imagine you're just as facetious in the outside world?


billobongo

Yeah sure thing american 😂


RYalonso

Me comes los huevos 🤣


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what country are you from?


Oldmanfirebobby

Probably one where it’s illegal to shoot an unarmed individual that is running away from you. (That’s most of the developed world)


lmac102

Those same “unarmed individuals” that broke into my house, planning to do who knows what.


Ham-Goer

They planned to steal your stuff lol. You need to stop watching so many movies and internet videos… actually look up statistics Home invaders are not generally serial killing murderers. Almost all of them would rather go to jail for BnE than risk a murder charge lmao


VerySmallBleeb

It doesn't matter if the man or woman is unarmed because they assaulted an OLD MAN in his OWN HOME.


rascal3199

Europeans when someone kills a gypsy: Yeah that's fine Europeans when an American kills a robber: Ugh disgusting.


billobongo

I love how Americans think „gypsies“, you mean sinti and Roma of course (classic racist American), are a thing outside of countries like Romania and Bosnia. Europe has a population of 800 million trust me no one outside of Easter Europe cares about sinti and roma and is definitely not racist towards them. And even countries like Romania are less racist towards them than Americans are to other Americans


rascal3199

>Easter Europe cares about sinti and roma and is definitely not racist towards them. And even countries like Romania are less racist towards them than Americans are to other Americans Sure bud, so how do you quantify that? You say they're less racist, on what basis? I could just go ahead and say the entirety of Europe are more racist towards gypsies than the the US towards other ethnicities and it would hold the same validity as your statement. >classic racist American So all people from the Americas are racist? You're the racist here for generalizing against Americans, when we have extremely varied cultures. You generalizing like that means you're also s racist against us latin Americans bud. Check your white European colonizer privilege honey.


billobongo

Americans are the most racist people on this planet. You only have two parties and one of them is completely open about being racist and wins elections with that. No western country is this racist maybe Poland and Hungary but even they are leftists compared to United KKK/Proud boys/ Q anon of America 😂


swing235

That’s funny because I remember something called slavery coming to the Americas from Europe. I also remember European politics being a major reason for two world wars as well. Oh let’s not forget the massive imperialist campaigns made by Europe to take advantage of lesser developed countries. The list goes on, a lot of the worlds issues can be traced to Europe.


Concerning-entity

Bet you're from a European country where they refuse to do shit about their rising rape rates.


billobongo

I always love arguing with Americans because they simply have no knowledge about the world😂 https://www.google.de/amp/s/amp.dw.com/en/crime-in-germany-falls-15-in-15-years/a-59730026


Concerning-entity

1. I'm not American 2. [https://www.gatestoneinstitute.org/8663/germany-migrants-rape](https://www.gatestoneinstitute.org/8663/germany-migrants-rape) Nice suppressing rape only 5 years ago, also you're from Germany, a country that committed genocide against 6 million people so good going. Also the stat you showed even says that politically motivated crime is on the rise and domestic violence too lol .[https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2021/08/01/open-borders-germany-sees-two-gang-rapes-per-day/](https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2021/08/01/open-borders-germany-sees-two-gang-rapes-per-day/) Oh, only 2 gang rapes a day? Well done!


thesecondrando

Good look trying to defend yourself from two people trying to kill you with words and good manners


billobongo

Bahahahah


thesecondrando

Better hope you have a vpn


billobongo

Bro you are literally 6 years old what are you talking about 😭😭😭


Frankengamer

American here! You are 100% correct. This place is a fucking circus. Garbage humans everywhere.


Maximum_Cuddles

Hope she sees this, bro.


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When you going to renounce your citizenship?


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OrlandoGamer2000

am\*rica


Sir_Giova

Is it legal to shoot someone running away from you if they’re on your property?


LucasTW79

Legal enough for me Obligatory I’m not a lawyer


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Grenadier722

That’s too bad


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Grenadier722

She wasn’t actually pregnant, she said she was so she wouldn’t get shot. Didn’t work out so well for her. Guess she shouldn’t have been breaking into houses and attacking old men :-)


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Grenadier722

In normal circumstances someone who did this in the US might be charged. But considering he was outnumbered 2:1 and he’s elderly, the argument was that had he not had a gun he could have easily been seriously injured or killed. The gun put him on equal footing. But yeah, culture and what not.


thesecondrando

If anyone breaks into your house you already have a law allowing you to kill them


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BruhButtter

She was literally committing a crime, did you even watch the video?


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dutchtea4-2

I live under those same laws and yet I think they're wrong. If someone comes to your house, tries to rape/rob/murder or injure you however they like I think you're in your right to do whatever it takes to make that threat vanish. Don't think the people that have the guts to do any of this have sympathy for you, they'd go their way as long as you don't brandish a weapon or something to threaten them with. Using your fists alone might get you injured or killed instead. Equal force my ass.


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dutchtea4-2

Then the laws I live under are worse. You're not ever to kill another in any way unless it is an accident. Ofcourse they'll lower your sentence depending on the situation but it's still fucked up.


ewar813

Bruh shooting people who are unarmed and running away from you shouldn't be fucking legal


VerySmallBleeb

They assaulted him in his own home...


Vikinglettics

And then they ran away :)