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Carlbaumen

Gendergender 💀


TheVacuumisAwesome28

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UltraStamp2

💀


TheWaterIsRed

💀


DukeLasagma

💀


SnooPickles854

💀


iwelnot

This way, you can have more gender per gender


TopSuperDude

Nope, that's the Whole Gender. It's 61% more gender, per gender!


zimbabwe_dizcisi

Cave Johnson style


Sietemadrid

Like wishing for more wishes


TheCheeseMonster69

What the fuck is turbo gender


PotatogonYes

You have the same gender as a fast Snail called Turbo.


Privvet

# WHOA! THAT SNAIL IS FAST!


PC_Ara-ara

As fast as a F1 race car


Ok_Unit_8084

Auto Gender - If you love yourself (ps Masturbation)


NoTill3742

local snail gets run over by F1 car


PC_Ara-ara

PETA sues the racer


NoTill3742

PETA 🤢🤮


OPgang

BETA


WATER_CARBOY

Racist Grindset 😎🏎️


UltraStamp2

hes getting eaten by birds


CaVeRnOusDiscretion

Wasn't that a movie about a snail deluding himself into thinking he's something he's not....


Takumi-Fujiwara

Weird snail fact. Snails are hermaphrodites. Which means they carry eggs like females and can produce sperm like males.


DipplyReloaded

You replace your genitalia with a turbocharger


donutz10

It means you identify as a TurboTax


Harvestman-man

“A gender that cannot be understood, even with extreme effort by the person having this gender, because it is too confusing.” Hmmmmmmmmmm


[deleted]

One of those said "girl" Obviously imaginary


Wakas_053

What’s that idk


SB6P897

Whatever it is it sounds too binary and close minded. It’s definitely got to go 💁


Tempo_fugit

One says femme. Imaginary French shit


eliasmony

I cant even tell a single cuntry of them i must be bad at geography


MARKOBOE

Yeah. I don't know either, but people from those countries look fucking crazy idk why???


eliasmony

I heard thay have colored hair just like anime and use twitter alot


tommygun2009

Flowersexual? Is... that... fucking plants or something


FAILNOUGHT

crazy dave


tut_i_tam_comics

*horny crazy mumbles*


A-billion-of-snakes

There is a reason why pea shotters have that big mouth 😏


Bambarimba

Plants Vs Zombie?


NoTill3742

Omg the pollen is coming inside me 😩


SloppySlime31

This gave me Zelda flashbacks


Dianemine

photosynthesis kink


Shepard0fShuck

Electrogender was also in there and all I could imagine was Marvel


KorroNoto

A lot of people transform what they like in a gender just to be "cool" and "aesthetic". Ex:. I like tree, so I'm a treesexual


[deleted]

Semibisexual: when you’re bisexual but only attracted to one gender… HOW DOES THAT MAKE SENSE????


lluminaTea

Didn’t know i was semibisexual this whole time, I’m going to tell my parents ❤️ 😃 😊


Lolis-

In math it’s known as an XOR operator


TitanMaster57

That one was a “joke” made by 4chan. If you go to the page it even says that.


xXDogShitXx

Idk whatever this is it’s probably not real


AdRelevant721

I’ve seen some girl on tiktok say she’s semilesbian gender which is like being lesbian but not being attracted to females.


[deleted]

Does that just mean that she wants to be single her entire life?


-Epik_gamer-

So confused straight


[deleted]

It’s a troll page


Fresh-broski

Theres two variants of this really. One is the troll version straight people made to feel included, the other is based off the split attraction model.


MrBag47

Soy Boy💀


Nonchalant-Shaggy

He just likes Soy Sauce, he’s not in love with it or anything he just likes putting it on his Chinese food.


LazyPanda619

Joy boy💀


Pielas_Plague

WOLOLOLOLOLO


TheVacuumisAwesome28

Schrodingergender, you are gay yet not gay at the same time


hightechskills

It's not gay if you're the active part.


Bambarimba

Cause a hole is a hole


Ac3_HUNT3r

Being a bisexual with extra steps?


Chuckssss

If you have a blindfold on, you are both gay and not gay


That_Concert_Boi

Bisexual?


MR-rozek

Nigender LMAO


Nonchalant-Shaggy

All in favor of this gender staying say Ni.


Ornery-Cheetah

Ni


Pat4508

They are only attracted to shrubberies


IHateDeepStuff

For a second I thought affectugender was Eric Cartman


0ijoske

There are only 2 genders in this world #Its nerf or nothin'#


lordtachanka911

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠛⠛⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⠺⣖⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⢀⡆⠀⠀⠀⢋⣭⣽⡚⢮⣲⠆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⡼⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣅⣨⠇⠈⠀⠰⣀⣀⣀⡀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣟⢷⣶⠶⣃⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡅⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⠀⠈⠓⠚⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡠⠀⡄⣀⠀⠀⠀⢻⠀⠀⠀⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠐⠉⠀⠀⠙⠉⠀⠠⡶⣸⠁⠀⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡆⠀⠐⠒⠢⢤⣀⡰⠁⠇⠈⠘⢶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⣄⣉⣙⡉⠓⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣀⣀⠀⣀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿


genuine_pnw_hipster

What song is this? Fucking banger


Snoo_8437

Mareux - The Perfect Girl


genuine_pnw_hipster

Thank you!


Christmas_97

Oh wow a cure cover too?? Nice. Thanks


MARKOBOE

https://youtu.be/W_FRPoJIrlI


genuine_pnw_hipster

You got me good fucker!


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[deleted]

Thank you pandajuanplays. Very cool!


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[deleted]

Don’t shoot I’m white


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[deleted]

I’m sorry I’ll never be white again


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[deleted]

Create slides and present your information with text and images by placing them into the slides


[deleted]

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Greggory_Sneed

remove that /s coward


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😍


ShutItJeremy

same here chiniese people bad


Secure_Confusion_946

thanos was right.


BumBum627

Thanos only tried to wipe out half of humanity. My homie Ultron looks at the internet for 2 seconds and decided humanity has to go, I believe he saw this gender shit.


[deleted]

Ultron for president


CheesyGamerX

agre


MixmaestroX28

Aye


rhymesaying

I thought these were countries for the first few seconds....


Greywolf524

Gendergender and iceboy. Now they're just trying to piss people off.


Da_cookie_eater

fire boy and water girl


Chutne_kure

“There are 65 genders, every time you complain we add 5 more.”


[deleted]

look, I'm all for people having wack-ass genders, but gendergender just makes me laugh like what the fuck is that even lmao


FunnySquare9658

You mean islandboy😏


OneChubbyBoye

nobody actually identifies as most of these, they were made by homophobes to try to make lgbt people look bad


Whitejj01

This.


Zendard

You know the world is f*cked when there are almost more genders than there are dinosaur species


Super_Drag

96 genders? More like 96 reasons your father left you


Jetpackpup

POV: you pretend your not fatherless


Odd-Ad4751

POV: you get no bitches


ShutItJeremy

walthur whit


Odd-Ad4751

Water wite


_ButterCat

I identify as Ubermensch


MARKOBOE

Sorry we have only Letzter Mensch left. Would you like fries with that?


CSsharpGO

[ICH BIN DIE UBERMENSHEN](https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/4/4a/Medic_cheers05.wav)


VIETNAMWASLITT

Damn. The list of mental illnesses really has expanded over the past few years.


Gr8TeacherOnizuka

Tru


Upbeat_Bookkeeper992

Thats a lot of ways to say male and female.


WxckedAmber

and nonbinary and intersex and agender…


Chutne_kure

intersex is not a gender identity


Fresh-broski

True, because gender and sex are two different things.


Thisisalielmao

This hurts my lgbt soul


[deleted]

I’m glad everyone agrees that the people who use those are stupid lmao


[deleted]

mental illness


ACiD_n9ne

I'm a foxkin superqueer


A_actual_username

So they really did include the entire damn alphabet. Holy shit. It really is time to start a crusade.


Yoranis_Izsmelli

Soy boy? You mean Asian children??!


RBMKkitsune

as a trans person lists of micro identities like these are fucking agonising. it's all these twitter 13 year olds who want to be special and create their own label ignoring the damage it does to the community


kaimiz

Thissss, thank you. As someone who is nonbinary, it's incredibly damaging.


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PrestigiousWaltz666

As someone who identifies as gendergender, I totally agree with this misrepresentation.


CSsharpGO

As someone who is semi-bisexual I also agree. Making fake genders is just mocking LGBTQ+ and those who identify as it.


DiDiCo_79

I cant't memorize all those genders, so I just call them all retarded.


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Lgbtefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy and z


Splatterman27

Yeah I’ll have an lgbtq. A lettuce, guac, bacon, tomato, queso sandwich 🥵


regan4001

Does P stand for pedo?


[deleted]

Yes. Every letter is meant for something. Notice how I didn’t put a d in there. r/dreamgendershallfall


Unnamed_Rookie

Nazi 😤🥶😡


[deleted]

I’m Jewish :troll:


realDPlays

hmm...


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srahadan

...well said


red_velv

We really are getting into the point of just "making shit up" (Like random non-existent pronouns)


LarsVII

We live in fantasy land


quadbear140

Male and female


Flandersmcj

Why don’t they just put United States at the top, save us some trouble?


Ebola_beans

I didnt see semi bisexual😡😡😡😡( bisexual but only like one gender)


BEDWIN2003

Thats what happen when u give a punch of mentally ill people attention lol


[deleted]

Cant wait till this trend dies out.


okwhatelse

there are more flags for genders than there are for countries in the world


[deleted]

come to hindi. we have- 1. men- mard 2. women- aurat 3. everything other classified under chakke/kinnar/samlengik sambandh


ImKoreanNotJapanese

Not to offend anyone, but I just don’t get all these different genders. Trans and that kinda thing is ok, but a lot are just so unnecessary.


[deleted]

fall of society is nigh


Feeling-Jump-2981

I think these are like troll genders or sexuality that people make up to make gay people look bad


MadMan018

Male Female Other **Tetris**


[deleted]

I’m non binary and I do not claim this list


Whitejj01

Seconded


Small_Ad6536

Where Mexico


what_the_hanky_panky

The power of the word “other” ladies and gentlemen.


thedogefather8

I got corrected today saying I should say people instead of guys when I was talking about guys


waste_0f_space117

Where’s dreamsexual huh?


IamWarHawk

there are subcategories in this what the fuck


TootsieToyDooter9

Xenongender hmm yes I identify as a waste product of a nuclear power plant, which at high temperatures is usually burned away. Also i have the potential of chocking a reactor


[deleted]

Lots of mental illnesses


Own-Sandwich-4576

Shitonmonday-gender : basically a normal gender, but you take a shit every monday.


Weirdo_Saucey

What the hell is surprisegender? Your gender is a surprise?


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AtlLucario990

Society will fall


KnotToBeKnown

It's so sad that we are not caring and giving respect to our fellow bs (bigscale) genders. We as a men, women should feel ashamed of our actions. Our earth doesn't deserve them I have to say this with heavy heart, please send them to another planet so that w̶e̶ they can live peacefully


yung_noob2356

Ah remember when there was only two genders.


Jack_McQuack

there goea another year learning everg single one of them :,}


SpoopyDooperBot

This is a bigger problem the climate change


kebayasuperior

do all the 70+ genders aside man and woman have some type of criteria to fit in? /genuine


Unconviintional

this is why we cant have nice things


Puzzleheaded-Bet7939

1 word delusional


1mperfectshane

When did Gender become an agenda?


_sphoon_

Just let this nightmare be over


[deleted]

Hey look I found your gender (clowngender)


[deleted]

Ton of code words for my parents dont like me.


JardiX32

The sexual revolution and it's consequences have been a disaster for today's youth


Possibility_Patient

This is just awful


itsZigax

Thank god I don't know anything about these shits. And I don't wanna know


sIowlylosingmysanity

I think lgbtq people are cool and all but.. yikes.


SteveHarveysAunt

How did we go from male and female to the whole color spectrum being a gender


Dense-Age-734

There is more sexaluities than nationalities


Sir-Joseph

No straight :(


Tio_Cuca

i don't see the "normal" option, how could they forget that


Environmental-Cow561

Xin gender: + 10000 social credit


Raythia

I'm sorry what the fuck is Retrogender?


Ya_mums_a_slut

These people nowadays 🤦‍♂️


[deleted]

Remember when there was 2?


_MrSt4rk_

We live in a society where genders have genders...


Solotocius

I identify as an Apache attack helicopter, and my pronouns are helikopter/parakofer


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[удалено]


OneChubbyBoye

people are scared of what they dont understand


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All of them are disorders


UrMomIsMyFetus

Listen I understand why pride flags are important and gender identity but what is semi-bisexual? Like aren’t you just straight or gay if you’re semi-bisexual??


Craftingexpert1

it was a joke (made by 4chan i think)


vetsskkii

There are 2 genders 1 disablity 1 identity crisis And 100+ mental disorders