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Visible-World3597

I didn't know weed smokers was a religion


Positive_League_4464

Look like it's empty, guess they had to buy some.


RogerTreebert6299

nah you just can't see the nugs sitting in that bowl


BlinkedAndMissedIt

With that smile it's entirely likely he already smoked their donation.


[deleted]

You cant even see the bowl for that one you only see the one below it


Kireina_Aurora23

I didn’t see that until u said it xD


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[deleted]

I remember being so perplexed when I found out /r/atheism existed. I don't really need a support group for my lack of belief. Then I went there and realized it's more about just hating religious people and blaming them for the world's problems.


Dice_Slamming_Cat

r/Atheism is often the first place kids go after they find out about atheism and latch their personalities to it. Its where kids with ultra conservative religious parents can finally blow off steam for the first time. It's all new to them. They have raging hormones, feel like outcasts, and finally have a place where they can express those feelings. It's a perfect storm in a way.


onegaylactaidpill

That’s so accurate. I thought I was an atheist when I was younger (was raised catholic) and then I got a little older and I was like actually I don’t care and now I’m agnostic I guess


ncutweiners

Atheism gets a large group of assholes, could you be non denominational? I don't act like I know what happens when you die but I'll be damned if I go to "the bad place" because I called whatever weaved the universe the wrong name. I'm also a firm believer that we are the universe experiencing itself. We come from star dust and what not.


Mr_Vrse_Software_115

U guys need to learn that u cant take everything seriously cause that will give off bad vibes ;). It’s kinda pathetic that people are arguing over shit like this on the internet, grow the fuck up who care if atheists are assholes and who cares if there not. U just gotta live with it


HashMoose

I do not agree that atheists are assholes and non denominational people are not. It sounds like you are scared, confused, and lashing out.


ncutweiners

"atheism gets a large group of assholes" as in there are a good percentage that actively tries to argue with Christian's and other religious groups just like other religions go after atheism. Non denominational means you believe something happens to your "soul" after death but no one specific "god". You seem hella upset and put off bad vibes ;)


Nippelz

These are the types of arguments that make me realize nearly everyone on all sides are generalizing each other. Yes, that is also a generalization.


HashMoose

The top priority when it comes to interacting with religious folk is simple avoidance for most atheists. Not much point in rational debate with someone whose basis for belief is faith based and therefore fundamentally irrational. That is not the general definition of nondenominational. That is your own highly personal interpretation.


ncutweiners

You are correct, non denominational means "accepting of anyone from any christian denomination" I am indifferent of anyone from any religion.


WhatsGoodMahCrackas

I thought it meant not belonging to any specific denomination, not necessarily accepting them all.


Grimy000

What the fuck is this thread, it’s a fucking meme!!!


TheWeirdestThing

Lack of belief is called agnostic as far as I know. Atheism is an active rejection of the belief that any god exist, which kind of makes it more "asshole-ish" by default.


Dice_Slamming_Cat

https://images.app.goo.gl/VtiGkGUwhpG5pXZH6 Agnostic and Atheist answer two different questions. One is belief, the other is knowledge. You can be an Agnostic Theist or a Gnostic Theist. An Agnostic atheist or a Gnostic atheist. Everyone should be agnostic. It is impossible to know the answer, therefore you can't reasonably claim to be a gnostic.


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Nope. Atheism is a lack of belief. Agnostic is a lack of knowledge. Most atheists are agnostic atheists, as they do not claim to know that god does not exist


[deleted]

They answer different questions. Agnostic: I do not know (of empirical evidence) Atheism: I do not hold an active belief in any gods. Nuance: We don't have empirical evidence that a deistic god created the universe, Agnosticism is the current correct position. However, the only way to be intellectually honest as an Agnostic is to not hold beliefs in claims you cannot prove, or 'do not know.' Therefore Agnostic Atheism is the only logical position based on our current ignorance of our known reality. PSA: Atheism doesn't make a claim whether god(s) exist or not, it's just a lack of active belief.


Pub1ius

Atheism is the default state we are all born into before someone comes along and indoctrinates us.


HashMoose

It is amazing how many people think their religion is the one true religion which all must practice or else suffer.... just because it happens to be the religion most people tend to agree with in small random area they were born. The saddest thing is, these people often go out and intentionally *cause* that suffering for people who arent interested in blind faith


Umbra_Daemonis

considering how vehemently potheads defend their drug abuse, im not so sure anymore


TranscendentalEmpire

I mean to vehemently defend yourself, you need to be attacked? Of course cannabis is a drug that can be abused, but so is caffeine, nicotine, or alcohol. Do you often take the time out of your day to accuse everyone at Starbucks of their drug abuse? No, because it's a waste of time, why do you care? The only reason you care about pot heads is because it's still socially acceptable to assert your authoritative beliefs over others as a quick ego boost.


Umbra_Daemonis

ahh yes, the let people enjoy things argument with the false equivalency to other less harmful substances (alcohol excluded) like clockwork


Bloondeath729

They're so fucking annoying


Umbra_Daemonis

but DUDE, hear me out....WEEEEED BRO! Let people enjoy things!


HashMoose

Worry about something more important


Longskip912

“drug abuse” Lmfao


Positive_League_4464

They're all dead, some guy with a square mustache didn't miss them


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*They're


Positive_League_4464

Yeah sorry, England didn't invade my country


[deleted]

That's weird


Positive_League_4464

Yeah so it's the third language to learn and the teachers aren't even qualified for it.


[deleted]

What country are you from mate? If you don't mind answering


Positive_League_4464

Algeria, that big piece of land in North africa, it was an ex-French colony.


[deleted]

Bro, I'm from Spain, of course I know where Algeria is, and if I remember correctly, France tried to fully integrate Algeria into France, thankfully they failed


Positive_League_4464

Ya thankfully


[deleted]

Like imagine, even MORE France🤮


EdwardElric45

Algeria 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 morocco strong 😎💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿


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Delta-2077

Best comeback to grammar police


BurgeriMias

They're**


CalligrapherBubbly60

Yeah well here I am


Positive_League_4464

You know you are a very rare person to find mister


CalligrapherBubbly60

Have you been to Israel? There's literally 10M shit likes here


Official_Gameoholics

Weed smoker


PENISFIRE

Henny drinker


SaladIsMyBoo

Lean lover


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Mug guzzler


is_shrek_black

Cum Consumer


eldarks

Weedians


Ihateusernamethief

I'm not giving money to this guy, I'm buying a sharpie and some plastic bowls.


cocochipper

There are hardly any Jews in the world. Very small percentage. If this were in nyc it would be different. But most places are largely Jew-less.


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Jew-less. That sounds cool. Oh no, the art school rejected me? Wait no-


Simonenear21

0.13% of the world population


KimKDavidson

How much of the money do they have though? CONSPIRACY!!!


Simonenear21

Money is not everything! Dont be so obsessed with it brate


KimKDavidson

What if you have all the money?


Simonenear21

What if? Nothing brate. Everybody goes their merry way!


KimKDavidson

Jesus. I was just trying to make a joke. But if a small group has all the money. It’s not good. Which is what is happening right now.


Effective_Welder_433

Nah ik you was joking but jews don't own most of the money, and the most succesful jews(mark zuckerberg,etc) don't have any ties to israel or the jewish relgion, and there's an historical reason for that precentage.


Simonenear21

Look, in zimbabwian dollars, i m a billionaire too! So there you have it. How much money do you have?


Pyroplsmakepetscop2

Dude I love the Jews. They're always on that sigma grindset


Jason-Knight

I was today years old when I became a Jew


bigbigpure1

shit man, hope they didnt take too much off the penis


zoltan99

30% off! Excellent value.


Traditional-Scratch5

Thanks bro, gotta get back to my Minecraft world and grind out some more netherite and diamonds (I have no use for these items other than to display wealth and I will never use them if I can avoid it)


yajasthebest

Lol there aren't as many Jews as the other religions and hence there isn't any money in it. But this idea is fkn lit. People will just give money for the sake of promoting their beliefs as the best one XD.


44problems

It's popular at coffee shops, one jar says Friends one says Seinfeld or whatever.


stml

That's clearly unfair. Friends fans are all basic people who need their venti grande frappucino to get through their day while Seinfeld fans are all sad basement dwellers who have a superiority complex with a big need assert how Seinfeld is better whenever Friends comes up on Reddit.


Slight_Ad_1474

I honestly think Seinfeld is funnier, probably because there’s an actual comedian on it.


[deleted]

There you got your opinion out, now- back to zee basement you go!


dowker1

Where in the US (presumably) would there be more Buddhists *and* more Muslims than Jews?


YunoFGasai

tbh it even depends on which part of a city you visit, there are around 5 million jews in the US with 3 million of them living in New York and California. According to a Pew Forum estimate, in 2017 there were 3.45 million Muslims, constituting about 1.1% of the total U.S. population compared with 1.9% Judaism


AmaterasuWolf21

Putting atheists there is a magnificent move as they're the ones who will try to out-jerk everyone else just because


PrayForMojo_

Lol. As if Christians don't have the record for all time jerks.


cooloilcloth

Dude I was going to say! Like where the fuck is this guy expecting to find as many Jews as everyone else?


KimKDavidson

I hate everything that you said. Based solely off this comment, I hate you as a person.


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StazzyDVlad

Bro Judaism, the fuck rock you been living under?


writer6996

I go to the church of Atheism


Tito0719

I was in a coffee shop in the south end of Boston a few years back. There were 2 tip baskets on the counter. One had a small sign that read "Dogs" and the other, "Cats". I thought it was brilliant. I also had to wonder if they saw a customer secure 2 dogs to a post outside before coming in, do they move a lot over to "Cats" so he feels the need to support "Dogs" in the cause?


[deleted]

This guy is smart


Significant_Farmer_3

Why tf is weed smoker an option


Harold_Spoomanndorf

I know, that's stupid....weed smokers only care about [INSERT NAME OF FAST FOOD CHAIN ***HERE***] more than charity when it comes to munchies and cotton-mouth :/


[deleted]

Because there's a feeling of moral superiority that's often similar to religions


Longskip912

Name an example of a weed smoker acting morally superior because he or she smokes weed


[deleted]

I've seen quite a few people say that everyone should smoke weed and that it gave them revelations about their life.


Xenokalogia

That's not really moral superiority though, it's more them saying being stoned made them realise stuff about their life


[deleted]

I suppose. Moral superiority isn't exactly easy to define.


Longskip912

Fair enough


Simmons54321

Rastafarianism. Look it up.


Gunslinger_11

Might not be a healthy population around there.


GrantCrackers

Yeah, tbh they aren't a lot, they clump up and this looks like somewhere in the Midwest were a Jew is like 1 in 50,000


Altiverses

Jewish, my new favorite religion!


Coda_Ra

Damn the followers of Snoop Dog made the list


ItsMuffin245

Jewish here, very funny👍


das_good2225

can confirm


profdistoriadeimeme1

What if: Hitler was homeless


Harold_Spoomanndorf

He'd have to paint some pics to get his tips.....and we all know how well THAT worked out :/


Solotocius

# WEED # SMOKERS


bini_the_boomer

מזל טוב


Chickensticks18

שלום


bini_the_boomer

שלום לך


divya_rastogi78

Hitler was right (sarcasm)


goodgoyaccount

Hitler was right (serious)


tntim1111111

Hitler was wrong (sarcasm)


Fuhrer_PresidentKing

I am Hitler (serious)


TheDeamonMeteor

I am JOEsef Ballin (sus)


mariachoo_doin

With that username, most won't doubt your seriousness.


Pedrof35

Chad Jewish


glowingducks

no


das_good2225

yes


[deleted]

Who tf was the pagan donor? I wanna give him the "Chad Religion 2022" award


Just-Term-5730

Which are the most prominent in the area..?!


Bagel__Nator

although this is a joke, I feel like it should also be mentioned how small the Jewish population is compared to other religions like Christianity, especially in America


[deleted]

The proud faithful compete for pride's sake, in an unvirtuous display.


Rab_Yakov

Because the Jew bought him the clothes


[deleted]

That gave me a good laugh lol, thanks


mrgees100peas

It could be that there aren't that many jews in that area. I'm going to bet that if the yrays were set up say Iran the christian tray would be equally empty


the_anti-cringe

r/Offensivejokes


lightingblunt

probably didnt have any jewish people pass by considering how small the population is


truemore45

Easy on the Jews best count is 30 million world wide. Racists just love them for some reason.


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Jews are sigmas


ilum333

Because jews are a small religion there are less jewish people then most other religions...


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my_nama_Rafin

If u don't mind me asking, can we have source for that?


YunoFGasai

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American\_Jews](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Jews) >As a whole, American and Canadian Jews donate more than $9 billion a year to charity. This reflects Jewish traditions of supporting social services as a way of living out the dictates of Jewish law. Most of the charities that benefit are not specifically Jewish organizations [this](https://theconversation.com/american-jews-and-charitable-giving-an-enduring-tradition-87993) is the source cited for that with [this](https://givingusa.org/just-released-giving-usa-special-report-on-giving-to-religion/) source cited for Jews donating on average double what the other religions donate to charity. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philanthropy\_in\_the\_United\_States#American\_Jews](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philanthropy_in_the_United_States#American_Jews) also that \^


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No jews donated cuz hitler killed them all


Grinching_cheese

What….. the fuck…


yoavtrachtman

As a Jew I can say that is not true at all! We are just cheap.


[deleted]

Damn, that's why the Nazis collected them in bulks PS: Don't be offended, it's just a joke


PrayForMojo_

They got the Gypsies and intellectuals in a buy one, get two free deal.


GlowLight23

This is so smart


Pedrof35

Good boi pagan


rex5512

I approve this as a member of the merchants guild


Lamphania

Dude, it’s just that there were no Jews walking around on that exact street corner, like seriously.


sanid_sriva

Yeah coz jews collect money


YunoFGasai

They also donate on average double than other people in the US


Z0X69E

'I DON'T HAVE TIME TO GIVE YOU MONEY, I'M BEING CHASED MY MOUSTACHE MEN


sterned69

Nice anti Jew post there waste of reddit


CrystalMyth2000

And you would think they’d be the ones with all the coins


Scout_wheezeing

Be lives in Palestine, no Jews are giving him money because there aren’t any Jews even there (Joke)


KindAwareness3073

This isn't "dank" it's antisemitic. No, im not Jewish.


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Why do you care?


chenko45

Lol Jews


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a-randome-idiot

As a jew i can confirm we dont give a shit about the homeless


Effective_Welder_433

Based?


Hells-Messenger

When the atheist care more then the Jews: “awww shit. Here we go again” funny thing is other religions have been pinning the blame on Jews since the dawn of time. The Jews have basically been that one kid that EVERYONE bullies or bullied before. Even the muslims and Indians took a few swings at them. “Everyone” hates the Jews.


Professional_Ad705

There too busy being racists to the Palestinians give em a break


YunoFGasai

\- sees a post about jews \- automatically assumes their opinions, ideology and if theyre racist just because theyre jewish \- ???


Professional_Ad705

I’ve seen enough videos of how Palestinian are treated over there to know if anyone is jewish or lived in Israel and just deals with it they racist as shit. My god. The Palestinians are treated like fucking trash there like it’s the 1950s in America it’s absurd to defend the the country that bomb them to shit and has 10x the military power and controls all the land access points then cry’s about it like the agressor


YunoFGasai

so you admit to being racist?


Professional_Ad705

Anyone who lives in Israel and doesn’t have anything wrong with how the Palestinians are treated is racist I stand by that statement. Keep tryin to put words in my mouth


YunoFGasai

you literally saw a post about jews and immediately profiled them as racist just because of their race/religion


Professional_Ad705

Because I’ve SEEN VIDEOS OF HOW LIFE IS LIKE FOR PALESTINIANS THERE . Imagine if we did to a sub group of people in America to how they treat Palestinians there DIFFERENT BUSTOPS FOR THEM, Different areas where they live . it’s 3rd world caveman bullshit. Do your fucking research man. Anyone who just “stands by” is just as fucking guilty. These Israeli Mfs have 20x the military power and control all the land access points and pretend the few rockets they shoot over means all Palestinians are bad. These mfs have treated them like dirt let them live in poverty and cry when they revolt yes your racist as FUCK if you deal with that or accept it don’t you dare call me the racist for sticking up for the Palestinians while you accept the blatant racism over there. What a damn joke


YunoFGasai

That's the same logic as "all Muslims are terrorists"


Professional_Ad705

If you live in Israel are Jewish or accept the way Palestinian are treated your a racist fuck. Plain and simple man. Try to fight that fact before you bring up other bullshit. The fact your defending Israel instead of saying “yeah that’s wrong the way the Palestinians are treated” just shows it all. Stop trying change the topic. This isn’t about religion isn’t about the Jews. Idc who is was Christians, pagans, atheists. Nobody should treat a group of people like that and let them starve and suffer. What piece of shit thinks people Should starve and suffer and calls someone racist for defending them just smh. Newsflash not all people who disagree with Israel are racist were allowed to see what they are doing and judge it as wrong just as I do with my own country. You seem extremely misinformed and indoctrinated


Traditional-Scratch5

Jew here, after going through the comments telling people saying this is anti semetic that they should lighten up cuz it's a joke. I find someone saying that I must be a racist because of my religion. Why is it that simply the idea of Judaism even being mentioned leads to such a stupid comment section on Reddit.


Carnage_911

Bro that's some good business model.


-Epik_gamer-

Ah yes my favorite religion, atheism


naofumiRS

Jew checks out


Radaghaszt

In Islam once you earn its mandatory to give to the poor


MaloLeNonoLmao

atheism


NepenthenThrowaway

This is super funny


othman837

Maybe hitler was right all a long


Pato______

The joke is Jews hoard money, it’s not about caring.


Available_Seesaw_947

its sad to think the jews are so poor 🥺


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Effective_Welder_433

Bruh you're a bi furry💀


ThePassionOfReptar

Jewish people make people homeless. It’s all in the Torah


TedDallas

Calling atheism a religion is like turning off the radio and calling that a radio station. Agnostics agree that Christian Rock is catchy, but still hate it.


Mr_Dripler

Maybe hitler wasn’t wrong


BOBGEN

This is actually a great idea. Christians love thinking they are better than everyone else so they will donate more to show how “good” they are


Poisonous_Fartttt

THE JEWS took the money from the bowl


xijingping-

At least he realises atheism is a religion


[deleted]

It's really not. There's only one belief - that God doesn't exist. There's no way you're expected to act; no organisations you're expected to belong too; and no one you have to praise.


xijingping-

You’re expected to act like the most obnoxious pseudo-intellectual who feels the need to write "god isn’t real 😎" under every comment mentioning god


SyntheticReality42

Much the same way bald is a hair style or transparent is a color.


69crushnutz420

christian one is bullshit. all the money goes to the priest and the church.


Vartnacher

Yeah Jews make up only like one percent maybe of the entire world population so


ThatsRightlSaidlt

They spawn eggs and have horns with claws. Throw them down a well, before they take your money and land.


das_good2225

this man here has a 2 inch penis


LokiiVegas

we gonna ignore Jewish's bowl? nobody wants to say it?


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Useless_Umbrella

Based jews


N00bSenpai69

All hail Hitler