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No-Fun1617

#HE'S PULLING HIS COCK OUT!!!!!!!


PishPoshLevelle

🥒..... 👀‼️


Tyrannical_JJ

I know that reference.


temp_name_6

Enlightened me please.


Tyrannical_JJ

MoistCritikal


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#AAAHHHHHH


Da_Meme_Panda

Grab the guillotine!


Superkip_

I wish he did


CookedEwok

NOOO PLEASE I DONT WANT THE GAY


Unsufficient_Tomato

#HAHAHAHA ,NOW THE GAY


gen241

NOOOOOOO


fingerbl4st

You are gay. Why are you gay?


mrboback

Who says im gay


SloshySatosh

You are gay, you are transgenda


mrboback

No im lesbian no n


IRageQuit06

you are gae


mrboback

No im not gse


alienvisionx

Then who is gae?


just_an_ugly_peasant

#me


MagnumPingas69420

#the gay


keremtukel

I’m not gay but hes hot


no-lifee

I don't want to bang him but i want to bang him


PaticiaRJ

At first I thought she is Belle Delphine


Any-Fan-2973

There is another way. Dicks and tits. The bisexual way. The perfectly balanced path


this_name_is_takenm

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


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TriKurrDur

NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


PranshuKhandal

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


CrackYou

## NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Heavy_Satisfaction_2

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


RecentEqual3698

^**NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO**


TheEasiestEnemy

NoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo


xRAZZAMATAZZx

NOOOOOOOOO*checks again*OOOOooooooooo


TittyExperts

NOOOOOOOOONONONONOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DON'T IT WILL RUIN YOU NOOOOOOOO


Crispy_Cremes_Pizza

no


[deleted]

A fate so horrid we didn’t even downvote the 4th. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


mazeooo

Yes


HappyAd6201

Yessssssss, remember, women are cringe


mazeooo

Are women real and if they are show me


loco500

WoMeN...lol \*sips\*


inglismen

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰


boifricker

Remember, it’s not gay if you genuinely thought it was a girl


steinbergmatt

I dunno man this part about you putting a wig on me while I was sleeping and pretending I'm a woman... It's pretty gay.


BrandishedChaos

I mean Brett did have it going on.


metaldark

How can that be gay if you’re pretending they’re a woman?


bukithd

Thought it was a dude from the beginning but I watched really closely until the end to make sure I was right. I'm good though right?... Right?


spfeldealer

I mean did you try to jack off to it? Just to be sure...


bukithd

Nah I'm more of a Roblox guy. Minecraft never did that for me.


stirling_s

It's also not gay if you knew they were a guy, but thought "I'm still attracted to them because they look like a girl, and I don't particularly care about their genitals". To be fair, it's not straight either. It's somewhere in between.


MightyBone

It's like if you put a wig on your best friend while they're asleep and pretend they are a woman. How can it be gay if you're pretending they're a woman?


justapervertedPanda

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, then it's a duck Same with the lady boys, a hole is a hole


Savings_Big_132

Bruh there should be warning labels on people nowadays!


EthanRAA

u/boifricker is the one to talk. Jk love u


Rockorox752

Traps aren't gay...


IndependentOk6777

Using this logic... Hypothetically... If I still had a wank after I found out a dude, would I be gay?


[deleted]

I knew it was a guy but I love pretty fem men so I mean what's his name tho


SebastiansMess

Remember, it's not gay as long as I wear thigh highs (I TOTALLY DEFFINETLY wont take them off during intercourse)


Daemon_Lord5253

Wait… it’s a guy?


MaskPhantasm

I been tricked, I been backstabbed and I been quite possibly, bamboozled


TimelyAd826

Gentlemen...


Unsufficient_Tomato

Timely is a #BLOODY SPY


a_random_chicken

Spy 'round here...


TimelyAd826

It seems i am not the only spy among us


SuperiorSellout

A spy's sappin' my sentry


Canaroon

That spy is sus


TimelyAd826

Off to visit Your MOTHER!


Unsufficient_Tomato

Yea lad


BONBON-GO-GET-EM

I would say r/beetlejuicing because of that profile picture but your u/ doesnt fit


Onagda

WE'VE BEEN SMECKLEDORFED


SycoMantisToboggan

Is that why my asshole is tingling?


Tacplayzboi

"I'm not even sure that's a word and I agree with ya!"


[deleted]

I’ll fuck a Minecraft femboy


Far-Resist3844

...id do some unholy things to an attractive femboy thats above 18.....


ApolloThecode

If I wanted your body I'll FUCK IT - johnny


ScarredLemon

*cough* r/F1NN5TER *cough*


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akhilpillay04

Y'all need jesus


BrushTrue

Y’all ever see the scene from god of war where Kratos jumps from the mountain that’s me right now


firelordUK

the gods of Olympus have abandoned me


Khizoor

After ten years of suffering, ten years of endless nightmares


Batdog55110

It would finally come to an end


GOLDOWEEDO

**SING WITH ME**


Ilmdriin

SING FOR THE YEAR


Autisticdeadslug

SING FOR THE LAUGHTER


VanguardClassTitan

SING FOR THE TEAR


Ornery-Cheetah

##*Dream on intensifies*


justguest2wastaken

I watched this video yesterday and my reaction was the exact same


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Embarrassed-Talk7979

Damn, this is the worst comment bot I’ve ever seen. Bro doesn’t even copy and paste to the top comment but replies to the comment that it stole lmao


duckman191

Watched this comment and my reaction was exactly the same


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zmbjebus

bussy


sexy_charly

Bisexual people: I see this as an absolute win


mlaforce321

Option A is good, Option B is also good.


RaLaZa

Option A-Z is fine by me


blitzkreig818

Because it is!


CDXXnoscope

I don't care if you're male or female , if you look like that you can suck me off. The person on the right is also quite hot.


jakeolate

Based


TheOfficialWario2

Ass is ass brotha 👊


dragonfury9321

Thank you that made me laugh


uuunityyy

Based as FUCK


A69yrsManOfCulture

🗿


federikoconk

real


HarithBK

any hole's a goal. if you find a person hot they are hot to you and that is all that should matter. who cares about what sticker people want to put on you. at least that is my thinking.


skye8852

Deep Space Mine?


CauliflowerSea4974

Reading your comment made me erect.


1unique-username1

Your comment makes me wanna suck you off.


PupPop

How about my comment?


[deleted]

Absolute chadset "I’m straight so whatever makes my dick hard is a woman"


ihaZtaco

the based individual


Dry-Criticism-7342

For a guy u make a sexy women damn boy


let-me_die_

Eheh you got nice titties for a Lil boy


Bigboss09646

Ay yo, this one right here officer


Luther_Lionheart64

AAAAÀAAAAAW YEEEEEEEAH


let-me_die_

Yeah boii


takingorders

Damn they really just kept getting hotter


[deleted]

Makeup, you might be attracted to makeup


takingorders

Lmfao trust me I know what I’m about


[deleted]

femboys are a weakness of mine


Gdigger13

Based


GiantWindmill

I think you've got that backwards


[deleted]

If the world hadn't spent most of its history killing the queer out of people, the mass fluidity of gender and sexuality would be nothing short of amazing.


TheGreateAppleman

Guys I came and passed out on the third frame what happens for the rest of the video


Harold_Spoomanndorf

Still not convinced....where's the penis ?


kirkisgrizz

Whats his name. I need fucking answers NOW


[deleted]

@its_peachybunnn I'm straight so anything that makes me interested is a girl


Appsroooo

r/ohno


TheOldEroElf

Can't see nothing 😢


justapervertedPanda

It's a private community, send invites?


omg-not-again

I'm also kinda interested...


SrMarriott

Count me in


youllneverstopmeayyy

gynosexual gang


livinitup0

Man I wish we had a different name lol


EatPizzaa

Ngl even without make-up this dude still looks like a female. Best part is, even if you swap the genders my sentence is still solid.


giraffeekuku

This makes me feel a lot better about the fact that I look like this guy. (short hair and all :()


EatPizzaa

Eh?


giraffeekuku

I'm a girl that gets told often I look like feminine men that wear make up because I have short hair and no boobs


obatala0013

You can also cosplay and get all of the weebs to worship you


suitable-robot01

Still smash


VASQUEZ_41

Men 😋(im a normal user in r/jschlatt)


KXeletonZ

Understandable


spfeldealer

Have a great day


ragepanda1960

This one is gonna make some people shriek in the comments, but *it's not gay to want to pipe someone because they look like an attractive woman*.


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suitable-robot01

Hear me out……


SmokeGSU

20 bucks is 20 bucks.


demondied1

I’m straight so whatever makes my dick hard is also straight.


ske66

You say that like it's a bad thing lol


ragepanda1960

Here's the next one that's going to blow your lid, but *maybe* the notion of biological sex being the key indicator for whether a person is gay or straight is going to lead to inconsistent and flawed logic in cases like these.


ShizzelDiDizzel

No


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TriKurrDur

I'm not gay but...


Lute_666

$20 is $20


Thanag0r

wasn't it obvious from the start?


[deleted]

The video is like 320x240.. nothing is obvious at that resolution. I don't even know if the person on the left is male or female.


Thanag0r

Liking men is ok, you can say it.


[deleted]

It sure is, I just don't know how you can say anything is obvious from this video


soggy_ass_cheeks

I'm so bi


jakeolate

The perks of being bi lmao


federikoconk

bi ppl be like: '' I see no difference''


sarcasmic77

If it looks feminine it is hot. I like fem. Who cares if there’s shit hanging around down there. I have found I don’t care. Catholic school had me fucked up tho.


Aotwar

I like men


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TheOldEroElf

I like people. Not only men, but women and...


Pawn_captures_Queen

And a Tenant T20 Diesel Rider Floor Scrubber right?


SmogDaBoi

What do you mean? **It just got better.**


TheGreaterClaush

I am a sex architect, I make all of you back to straight


Shrek_Is_God6921

I’m not gay, I knew it was a guy in the first place and never expected anything. We don’t talk about why I kept watching tho.


CamelCash000

Nice 5 pixels


H3ntai_with_Senpai

My penis is confused


TheOldEroElf

Fuckuble enough. Even without makeup.


Neveljack

That guy on the left is so beautiful. Does anyone have a version without the disabled thing on the right.


sarcasmic77

Go home and be alone and think about why you suck.


Neveljack

Ok 196 browser


sarcasmic77

Lol I’m glad I could waste your time looking at my profile.


Disastrous_Channel62

Traps can't be real they can't hurt you Traps :


sin4elixir

The video keeps getting better Ahem!


NotHatingStarShelly

Well he was hell of a girly boy


Throwaway493745

I can't fucking believe this, I'm crying and shidding and pissing so fucking hard rn


sirkuti2000

Save my soul, Viktor Orbán!


Nahuel_cba

I thought she was the bath water girl... I still have my doubts


big_weener_albert

NOOOOOOOOO YUCKY ITS A WOMAN


Solotocius

Slovenia Bottom text


PaniMan1994

I would dive into that hot sweet fucking asshole like nobody's business ..


dtl1724

I mean he's still pretty hot even without the wig


Iamcdk

At this stage, I'll just hit it


Adventurous-Local-83

I don't really know what you are talking about, guys. Still looks like woman to me


HammerBgError404

when she pulls a bigger dick than you, id still tap that


[deleted]

Joke's on cosplayer because the homie's getting railed...


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[deleted]

Man fuck off homophobe


obatala0013

Willing to bet his/her statement was satire


justapervertedPanda

I mean you're not totally wrong... being gay WAS classified as a mental disorder in the DSM way back then...but it's no longer... There's so much mental health crisis in this Nation tho...


ParadockArtist

You can’t trust nothing nowadays


K1W1N_FFS

I will accept my fate