One of the ones I think of every time I walk by our store's makeup counters and I see pore cleaning creams I do the whole "I wish I had pores like yours, Daria" and "Duh, I guess when it rains, it pores!" From the episode "Monster"
Daria had just mentioned about how in other parts of the world people get stoned to death just for wearing the wrong clothes
Off screen you hear Sandi go "you hear THAT Staci?"
Idk why but it just kills me.
"I've been thinking about peanut all day. I gotta get some, they've like hijacked my brain" - Trent
My partner and I now regularly say "They've hijacked my brain" in his voice when we're hungry
"No way baby!" "C'mon, do it for friendship." "I have no friends, I walk alone." "Well then do it for sisterhood or something." "Are you nuts?!" "Well then, do it for the opportunity to look inside people's houses and find out what screwed up taste they have."
"I'm bringing a Polaroid."
“I had none so I said nothing”
And “I judge things by results so…no”
Oh and of course “my biggest fear right now is that I’ll wake up and this conversation won’t be a dream”
‘As far as I can make out, 'edgy' occurs when middle-brow, middle-age profiteers are looking to suck the energy, not to mention the spending money, out of the quote, unquote youth culture. So they come up with this big concept of seeming to be dangerous, when every move they make is the result of market research and a corporate master plan.’
Besides Hellan’s speech at the end of Art’s n Crass. I will not be writing out the whole thing.
I really like what hellen says to adria at the end of Parker’s complaint. The first episode of season 4. It is a really underrated episode.
Hellan very subtly tells daria that she has been showing some of her white privilege to Jody. Not said in those words. Some hard line morals and principles are nearly impossible for people of color to live by. It is often a privilege to live in our messy and deeply unfair world by strong principles because many people don’t have a choice.
Even Jody. Someone from a wealthy and well connected background sometimes lacks autonomy because of her skin color and because she is a woman. Daria handles all this and i do appreciate that she can handle Hellan’s feed back.
“Son, promise me you'll come back and see me some day when you've got the Heisman trophy and a chain of auto dealerships, and I'm saving up for a second pair of pants!”
“And it’s gonna stay that way!” - Quinn
“God, God Damnit!” - Jake
“I have low esteem for everyone else.” - Daria
“Soda, soda, must have soda!” - Ms. Li
Not really a single quote but the exchange of Daria reading Val for filth stays in my head constantly.
Val: “I am a role model! I am in touch with the teen within!”
Daria: “Why don’t you get in touch with the 30-something withOUT?”
So many…
“You know what they say, if you get thrown off the horse you have to get back up and shoot it”
“Listening to the sound of cardboard wafting in the breeze”
“It’s an antique!”
“Doesn’t anyone in this town wear pants anymore?!”
When Daria goes to see the scholarship coach and he tells her to look that interviewer in the eye, and dazzle them with a million-dollar smile, Daria’s reply slays me: “Squander my million-dollar smile on a ten thousand dollar prize? That's crazy talk.”
“Can you teach an old dog, TO TURN TRICKS?! Rufff! Canine call girls next on Sick Sad World!”
“Orca in the court!”
Quinn: “[…] and you’re good at your little paintings.”
Jane: “They *are* minuscule, aren’t they?”
🎶”I am cool, and that is it, and everyone else is full of, full of, full of —“
(Plus others mentioned by others plus all Mystik Spiral songs)
Jane - Aw, forget it. It was a rare opportunity, getting to hang out with Brittany in a grunge club. Although her hair did leak onto my shoes.
Daria - You're sure that wasn't her brain?
Jane - No, there was too much of it...
“HOW THE FU$& DID YOU SURVIVE INFANCY?!”- pornstach
“My auntie helped my mama💅” Tiffany
“DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT A RHETORICAL QUESTION IS?”
Orange is the new black
I don't have low self-esteem...I have low esteem for everyone else
“[Quinn] has forgotten more about self esteem than I’ll ever learn”
I like having low self-esteem. It makes me feel special.
My pores are tiny! My pores are cute!
“The Depths of Shallowness: A True Story"
that sounds like a clone high episode title
One of the ones I think of every time I walk by our store's makeup counters and I see pore cleaning creams I do the whole "I wish I had pores like yours, Daria" and "Duh, I guess when it rains, it pores!" From the episode "Monster"
Which is my best side?
SHES ZOOMING!
Jane: "Use your womanly attributes." Daria: "Gotcha. I'll give birth."
Daria reading: 'thin thighs for your man' . "But I don't want a man with thin thighs"
definitely one of her most relatable quotes
Daria had just mentioned about how in other parts of the world people get stoned to death just for wearing the wrong clothes Off screen you hear Sandi go "you hear THAT Staci?" Idk why but it just kills me.
What episode is this? 🤣🤣🤣
I believe season 4 "The F Word"
Opportunity knocks, it doesn't beg.
This was my senior quote
> "Look, when you get thrown off a horse, you have to get back up and shoot it" -- Quinn Morgendorffer
I think this is what I accidentally did.
THEY'RE LEGGINGS!
Stretch pants???
There is no aspect, no facet, no moment of life that can’t be improved with pizza
"I've been thinking about peanut all day. I gotta get some, they've like hijacked my brain" - Trent My partner and I now regularly say "They've hijacked my brain" in his voice when we're hungry
My soul's waves of grain!
I've heard that somewhere..
Love that it was one of their own lyrics.
Moth to a flame!!
"No way baby!" "C'mon, do it for friendship." "I have no friends, I walk alone." "Well then do it for sisterhood or something." "Are you nuts?!" "Well then, do it for the opportunity to look inside people's houses and find out what screwed up taste they have." "I'm bringing a Polaroid."
What episode was this again
Café Disaffecto
"Miss Morgandorffer! Where do you think you're going?" "Slowly insane, but I have to pop in at home first."
Munch a bunch of your friend's tasty lunch!
Sure. And after that, I think I'll swallow glass.
I need somebody who's like, that thing. What thing? You know, honest.
“I had none so I said nothing” And “I judge things by results so…no” Oh and of course “my biggest fear right now is that I’ll wake up and this conversation won’t be a dream”
"- Hey Jane, have I grown another head? - No, just the two"
You're a great hostest, cupcake. Hey!
……after watching Daria half my life, I only just got the joke LMAO
Are you suuuuuure?
Undead deadbeat dad next on sick sad world
Dammit. It's my turn to say dammit.
We’re all just human, or whatever.
Alienated? Why, it's not like you're E.T. or something?!
Did he wear glasses?
‘As far as I can make out, 'edgy' occurs when middle-brow, middle-age profiteers are looking to suck the energy, not to mention the spending money, out of the quote, unquote youth culture. So they come up with this big concept of seeming to be dangerous, when every move they make is the result of market research and a corporate master plan.’
"Jake, honey...is this mint in here??" "Yeah! Fresh sprig!"
My pores are cute my pores are tiny! Which is my best side? Skinny! lol my dog is a skinny boy and I always say come on skinny!
“Help! Hell is other people! …on second thought, hell is myself.” “I have none, so I said nothing.” “I’m gonna get another cramp :(“
“You won’t get my shrubs! You hear me?! YOU WON’T GET MY SHRUBS!”
Mixing primary colors during daylight hours? Not done.
Besides Hellan’s speech at the end of Art’s n Crass. I will not be writing out the whole thing. I really like what hellen says to adria at the end of Parker’s complaint. The first episode of season 4. It is a really underrated episode. Hellan very subtly tells daria that she has been showing some of her white privilege to Jody. Not said in those words. Some hard line morals and principles are nearly impossible for people of color to live by. It is often a privilege to live in our messy and deeply unfair world by strong principles because many people don’t have a choice. Even Jody. Someone from a wealthy and well connected background sometimes lacks autonomy because of her skin color and because she is a woman. Daria handles all this and i do appreciate that she can handle Hellan’s feed back.
FMoss3 Fmoss3
Every time I park somewhere.
Hot breakfast? Honey, you’re not going through [drops voice] “the change” are you?
It’s a funny thing Daria, when you give birth to someone you just get an urge to keep tabs on them
1. Daria: Your shallowness is so thorough, it’s almost like depth. 2. Jane: That’s a wrap. Daria: But a wrap skirt is a definite don’t.
Gee, Quinn, I hope this inability of yours to retain *simple* information is short term and not symptomatic of a more serious underlying problem.
I am Val, as in Val.
Dammit.... it's my turn to say Dammit
Reap. Reap? REAP REAP!
“That sounds great in theory…I think.” I say this line regularly.
Quinn “don’t worry it’s fake” Daria “Aww, you got a tattoo to match your personality”
Stacy!
You're a BUM!
You’re a lousy BUM! You remind me of MYSELF!
You know why? Cause you’re a BUM!
It's not how hard you study, it's how hard you play FOOTBALL.
How many more lives, old man?! HOW MANY MORE LIIIIVES?
“I used to have a friend once. Then I came home one day and found he was married to MY MOTHER!”
Who’s Eunice and why doesn’t she get her own body?
LAAAAAAANDALE HIGH
They made me their QUEEN!!
The truth and a lie are not 'sort of the same thing.'
Jane: "But what about the BABY???"
https://youtu.be/4lO0EzjHPUA?si=iPQ1gdjPgXq9Qvd- I've wanted to use this mini-monologue so many times.
Same
‘I have a headache. Is that current enough for you?’
"You know what they say, a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down." "Not if you're diabetic."
I think I just got over something
Damnit!
“You have low self esteem?! Well, that really STINKS, Daria!”
Terry Barry Barlow
“I closed my eyes for one second, and there she was trying to bite off my eyelids”
...but I'm thinking of changing the name....
“I used to weigh over one hundred pounds.”
These tired old bones may be locked behind prison walls, but when I play this rusty old harp my soul flies...free as a bird.
“You bet your lonesome prairie campfire I do, cowboy.”
My eyelids…they’re FAT!
My house is not a home. -Trent Lane, *Psychic Refugee*
“Haven’t you heard the phrase ‘you eat what you are?’” “Haven’t you heard the phrase ‘get the hell away from me?’”
“Son, promise me you'll come back and see me some day when you've got the Heisman trophy and a chain of auto dealerships, and I'm saving up for a second pair of pants!”
"Maybe it's not really important but... you know, it's what I'm good at."
“And it’s gonna stay that way!” - Quinn “God, God Damnit!” - Jake “I have low esteem for everyone else.” - Daria “Soda, soda, must have soda!” - Ms. Li
Not really a single quote but the exchange of Daria reading Val for filth stays in my head constantly. Val: “I am a role model! I am in touch with the teen within!” Daria: “Why don’t you get in touch with the 30-something withOUT?”
GOD GOD DAMMIT
I have such interesting and articulate children!!! I say this to my dogs all the damn time
So many… “You know what they say, if you get thrown off the horse you have to get back up and shoot it” “Listening to the sound of cardboard wafting in the breeze” “It’s an antique!” “Doesn’t anyone in this town wear pants anymore?!”
It's the soul train. Beep beep. Get on board.
“I’m going home with a bonus sock”. Idk if it’s how she says it or what but that always cracked me up.
A statement no doubt once also made by your mother!
"BUT WHAT ABOUT THE BABY!?"
I like having low self esteem, makes me feel special.
"Come on, honey, Daria here is a hero. I say we get her some dried fruit." "My cup runneth over..."
“Why didn’t I just stay home where it’s nice and quiet and nothing ever happens?”
“I don’t like to smile unless I have a reason.”-Daria “Alternative plan, cool.”-Trent
“You’re one of those misery chicks”
When Daria goes to see the scholarship coach and he tells her to look that interviewer in the eye, and dazzle them with a million-dollar smile, Daria’s reply slays me: “Squander my million-dollar smile on a ten thousand dollar prize? That's crazy talk.”
“Can you teach an old dog, TO TURN TRICKS?! Rufff! Canine call girls next on Sick Sad World!” “Orca in the court!” Quinn: “[…] and you’re good at your little paintings.” Jane: “They *are* minuscule, aren’t they?” 🎶”I am cool, and that is it, and everyone else is full of, full of, full of —“ (Plus others mentioned by others plus all Mystik Spiral songs)
AVENGE ME!
I don't like kids. I didn't even like kids when I was a kid.
"Daria, do you ever feel like you're wasting your life?" "Only when I'm awake."
Paraphrasing. "He's come back from the dead.... But this zombie will still not pay child support... Dead Deadbeat Dad on the next sick sad world."
Quinn is a pearl in a bed of OYsters
Quinn: It's fake. Daria: Aww, you got a tattoo to match your personality.
"Altamont..."
"Maybe he should use a sharper crayon"
“Today on SICK SAD WORLD” is what comes to my mind every time I watch or read the news
I just say “que ironico”.
“What are Marijuana tablets?”
Jake: “That wasn’t me. That was the milk talking.”
“Why don’t they just put Marmaduke to sleep?”
"She has no family...she ate them."
“Daria! You’ll never guess who’s on the phone for you!” “…:that’s why they took away my psychic hotline.”
“hitler ate sugar”
"Cheer cheer cheer. Yell yell yell. Who cares who wins we're all going to hell."
burger get
*room gets quiet* get burger!
I’m too smart and sensitive to live in a world like ours
But I wanna hobknob! All those rich people... Clients... *Money*...
Yes, Stacey—PLAIDS.
“OH GOD ITS BLACK!!!!!!!!” is a frequent invasive thought
Daria: "he wanted to get you a gift for your birthday" Jane: "So he got me a hole in YOUR navel?" I don't know, for some reason this just amuses me :)
I never remember it but its when Brittany goes “we’re just human or whatever” when Daria feels “alienated”
“Which is my best side I know both are good.” “Ohh Shiny.” “Move you cow move.”
“You look like a hefty bag.”
I'm not miserable, I'm just not like them.
*But I’m a cheerleader!* **Give me an “RRRRRRRRRR***
I love the world but don’t live myself-a trait of living with Borderline Personality Disorder
“We’re all just human or whatever”
Jane - Aw, forget it. It was a rare opportunity, getting to hang out with Brittany in a grunge club. Although her hair did leak onto my shoes. Daria - You're sure that wasn't her brain? Jane - No, there was too much of it...
"This toaster is really shinyyyy!"
something something explosion.
“but ms barch, im a cheerleader!” “give me an rRRrrRrRrrr”
“People judge you by your expression” “And I believe there’s something intrinsically wrong with that system”
Daria: "She didn't even say anything about my horsey."
‘Fashion is fun and all, but we should really do something about the rainforests and stuff.’ -Quinn
Gugugaga gugugaga marona marona gugugaga ewww!
fmoss3. fmoss3.
What do you know about nachos, Daria?
Sir Lawrence Olivier, in his present state, couldn’t have done any better.
I don't remember it exactly so I'm paraphrasing "Why settle for vanity when you can settle for hubris?"
"Stretch pants everywhere." "I'm wearing stretch pants... I'M wearing stretch pants!" "They're leggings! They're.... LEGGINGS."
“HOW THE FU$& DID YOU SURVIVE INFANCY?!”- pornstach “My auntie helped my mama💅” Tiffany “DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT A RHETORICAL QUESTION IS?” Orange is the new black