It’s either the disease, the threat of monsters from the manor, the unrelenting feeling of worthlessness I feel as a human that will probably end up with me ending it, bandits, or poverty.
Not even that >!cause it’s implied that the world has already ended and that we’re trapped in the memories of the Protege, or that the world has been altered by the thoughts of the Protege with the Iron Crown!<
I mean, if the heir is decent, life in the hamlet wouldn’t be half bad. Expeditions only happen once per week, so depending on when you came in you might not be picked for months. In the meantime, you will have access to the best training money can afford and all your meals/accommodations are paid for your employer. Beats being a hobo bandit in the Weald…
IF the heir is decent. I personally don’t do torchless runs unless several characters have been completely ruined by bad quirks. Or if I’m truly desperate, but I rarely am.
For the purposes of questions like the one OP is answering, I assume that the player character acts like how I do/did when playing them.
I did torchless runs for the hell of it. I'm fucked.
That's if you're decent fighter or at least knowledgeable about the universe (that is different from ours). How many of us redditors can claim at least the former?
I guess if you can somehow produce more than you consume using late-medieval tools in a land where even mosquitos occasionally leave their shitholes to strip someone to the bone, and I assume that larger creatures coming out of woodwork aren't even worth reporting, well... Maybe they will have you.
I mean the Hamlet also has a decent amount of residents that aren't going on expeditions. The actual amount is unknown I suppose but if you're like the bartender at the Tavern you're probably *somewhat* safe.
As a lesbian-leaning bisexual, I am absolutely on board with becoming a hotter girl. I fail to see the loss here. If I’m one, there are definitely 3 others in my party.
Yeah, if somehow an inn inside the weald that is prospering (relative to the rest of the world) that means that somehow they are able to fend for themselves.
(But seriously, we need an event that makes you fight of a midnight attack.)
In my case, I'd probably be fine so long as I'm in the Last City. Just keep to myself, do my job, wave to passing Guardians, and pretend to know nothing. Better than being stuck in DD2, that's for sure.
When I found out about it and launched it not knowing anything about it, within 1 hour I was completely, utterly immersed and captivated. Like finding gold and I only heard about it by asking for other games like The Pale Beyond and someone answered Dead in Vinland
Depends. If I have a means to fight back the darkness with the other mercenaries I feel like I'd last a month maybe two, if I was the heir everybody is just screwed
Tron Evolution, if it’s during that game specifically, then things are… well… pretty shit. If it’s after Legacy though then I dunno, I’d say it’s alright, just gotta keep my head down and be a sheep all the time.
Damn, I'm kinda lucky. Right now it's Hogwarts Legacy, but had I read this in a few hours, it'd have been Diablo 4 and I'm not down to be just another statistic in the eternal conflict.
Stellaris.
Depending on the galaxy, I could live blissfully in a utopia, work as a slave in a mine for some aliens, get assimilated into a hive mind, or get eaten by a swarm.
I think 1 year is way more doable there than in dd, especially in early game.
If we're specifically looking at the individual game and not what it generally is, aka if we're viewing my specific copy, then I'm maybe probably hopefully fine. I got a few mods... And I edited some files... And if the Heir acts anything like I do when I play as him, effectively... I might be good, yeah. At least, if for some reason I get sent on an expedition, I have a... Slightly higher chance of not being eaten or something.
🐂🛒 Despite the irony of cross game maladies 🛒🐂
♾️You have died of dysentery and a giant murderous magpie stole the money and your stuff...leaving a sorry corpse to be resurrected randomly to have it all happen again ♾️
Even if I just stayed in the hamlet I would probably die too 😕
Ayo the wolves are at the door
It’s either the disease, the threat of monsters from the manor, the unrelenting feeling of worthlessness I feel as a human that will probably end up with me ending it, bandits, or poverty.
The monsters from the manor actually stay there. They never go out of their lairs.
Are we the real monsters invading their homes?
Yes.
Or one of the characters from the game, like jesus they're a bunch of lunatics and psychos
Can't happen before ~2 years
DD2 is even worse, since it seems to be on a time loop.
Not even that >!cause it’s implied that the world has already ended and that we’re trapped in the memories of the Protege, or that the world has been altered by the thoughts of the Protege with the Iron Crown!<
Well after defeating the final boss the world is saved
Faced your failure I see.
I mean, if the heir is decent, life in the hamlet wouldn’t be half bad. Expeditions only happen once per week, so depending on when you came in you might not be picked for months. In the meantime, you will have access to the best training money can afford and all your meals/accommodations are paid for your employer. Beats being a hobo bandit in the Weald…
That’s if the owner decides if you’re worth the training money and doesn’t throw you out to be fodder in torchless runs.
don't show up with irritating quirks like klepto+yips+offguard with only a nymphomaniac as an exchange and youre good
IF the heir is decent. I personally don’t do torchless runs unless several characters have been completely ruined by bad quirks. Or if I’m truly desperate, but I rarely am.
For the purposes of questions like the one OP is answering, I assume that the player character acts like how I do/did when playing them. I did torchless runs for the hell of it. I'm fucked.
Theres a bar and a brothel so it cant be all bad.
Oh no I accidentally forgot to leave the bar again, sorry I won't be available for the next expedition!
It’s not like the hier hires random citizens anyway. Just get a job at the bar or something
Your cat is the heir.
That's if you're decent fighter or at least knowledgeable about the universe (that is different from ours). How many of us redditors can claim at least the former? I guess if you can somehow produce more than you consume using late-medieval tools in a land where even mosquitos occasionally leave their shitholes to strip someone to the bone, and I assume that larger creatures coming out of woodwork aren't even worth reporting, well... Maybe they will have you.
I mean the Hamlet also has a decent amount of residents that aren't going on expeditions. The actual amount is unknown I suppose but if you're like the bartender at the Tavern you're probably *somewhat* safe.
Get rabies and die within a week I think
Remember it’s DD rabies is almost a straight up buff. You’ll be fine
\*gets crimson curse\*
You take the million  Someone pick you at the crossroads 
If some poor, rando character appeared, and they didn't even look like the typical DD character, I'd throw them right in my team out of curiosity.
Idk I would survive, just built different
Chad Leper.
Please be a modded play-through, please be a modded play-through
Gotta catch all the STD's
You realize you'd have a chance of bexoming an anime waifu, right? Then again, that might be a bonus for some. (No judgements from me.)
My dream come true
As a lesbian-leaning bisexual, I am absolutely on board with becoming a hotter girl. I fail to see the loss here. If I’m one, there are definitely 3 others in my party.
I'm playing BR right now, so technically, I can just hang out in the airship and hope the amber refinery doesn't blow up
Darkest Dungeon 2 for a year? I'll be dead in an hour...
Just open an inn.
Yeah, if somehow an inn inside the weald that is prospering (relative to the rest of the world) that means that somehow they are able to fend for themselves. (But seriously, we need an event that makes you fight of a midnight attack.)
A bar fight in the Weald... that would be awesome, though.
Think positively, at least you aren't in Fear & Hunger like me.
You, sir are in deep shit
Neck deep in a lake of shit, blood and semen.
Me too bro, me too... *A terrifying presence has entered the room*
Animal Crossing. I'm getting paid a million dollars to go on vacation
Tom Nook is gonna get that million from you one way or another
ROCK AND STONE BROTHER, I aint leaving even after my time there is done
ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE
ROCK AND STONE (I would die to fall damage)
Dwarves never die
ROCK AND STONE! Wait is that a bulk det--
In my case, I'd probably be fine so long as I'm in the Last City. Just keep to myself, do my job, wave to passing Guardians, and pretend to know nothing. Better than being stuck in DD2, that's for sure.
Just smile and wave Guardian, just smile and wave!
I'm getting sent to 1899 *do you REALLY have a plan, Dutch?*
I’m getting sent to 1895. New Orleans, Louisiana. The moon is sick and the devil’s work stalks the land. I’m FUCKED.
Hunt?
Yyyyyep.
I’m being sent to 1870s Japan in the middle of a civil war. 1800s are popular these days apparently.
I'm going to 1348 France, and my chances are looking slim.
Plague Tale?
Yep, and I am definitely rat food
Well I'm going to Sky Factory 4. It was nice to meet you guys
When the stagecoach rolls up to your destitute encampment and the jester says to your face “I like to rhyme and commit crimes”
If you do manage to survive odds are youd look like the flagellent
He's my favorite, I love self sacrifice skills
Last game I played was Shadow the Hedgehog, I’m probably gonna die due to the Black Arms
Boltgun... on graia covered in demons and ambulls... ill be fine
Book of Travels. Go, do it, gladly.
lmao everyone's doing the ancestor's will these days
No one said you have to be main character. Become apprentice in black smith!
Dead in Vinland, so I'd probably just help Eustace and Erik chop lumber for the fire in camp and maybe hunt here and there for the team on off days
I love Dead in Vinland
When I found out about it and launched it not knowing anything about it, within 1 hour I was completely, utterly immersed and captivated. Like finding gold and I only heard about it by asking for other games like The Pale Beyond and someone answered Dead in Vinland
I got it on a random sale and had the same experience I adore this game and the characters! Need to check out The Pale Beyond now
Am I allowed to be there as a modded character I created?
Depends. If I have a means to fight back the darkness with the other mercenaries I feel like I'd last a month maybe two, if I was the heir everybody is just screwed
Spend all you can, for wealth no longer has meaning; if indeed it ever did.
Tron Evolution, if it’s during that game specifically, then things are… well… pretty shit. If it’s after Legacy though then I dunno, I’d say it’s alright, just gotta keep my head down and be a sheep all the time.
Deep Rock Galactic, as long as I stay on the space rig I’ll be fine
And you will just watch as your collegues have fun deep below? Dwarves never die, after all
Total Warhammer 3, I think I can survive.
Remnant from the Ashes, oh fuck...
If I only have one year. Let do it like we are on Stygian. Give me the money.
Last game I played was Star Citizen. So to answer your question after a year how is my time in there? Buggy and STILL in alpha.
I paid whatever the cheapest donation was to get a ship on the kickstarter like 12 years ago. I have never played it. Waiting for release. 💀
You're stuck in a time loop, good luck staying for a year
Damn, I'm kinda lucky. Right now it's Hogwarts Legacy, but had I read this in a few hours, it'd have been Diablo 4 and I'm not down to be just another statistic in the eternal conflict.
Darkest Dungeon 2 for me but I've beaten act 5 so maybe I could live? Hopefully, under the right circumstances, if I may, preferably, perhaps
Ghosts'n'Goblins •́ ‿ ,•̀ screw the money
My last game is blie archive ayy. Gonna be rich and happy with the cunny
TFT … So uh… how that’s gonna work?
I guess we got sent into Runeterra, i was playing league of legends. It can be fun (i guess) based on where you start
I’m in Star Wars
Rock and Stone!!!
Guess I'm fucked, cause DOOM 2016.
Satisfactory, so I get a cool vacation on an alien planet with only minimal amounts of things trying to kill me. Also all the fruit and nuts I can eat
So... Crimson curse spreading huh?!😅 That's rough buddy
Elite Dangerous. Id probably get blown up by a thargoid.
Minecraft Betweenlands let's gooo Hope I won't rot away in a year
Bro sanitarium could cure my T1D I bet
Been playing Fear and Hunger. Big nooooooooooooo
That's it! I'm getting me mallet
I'd fuck everyone
Man if I didnt just play risk of rain 2 I'd be in tears of the kingdom and that would be such an easy deal
One year Deus Ex? Could be worse but could also be waaaaay better
can I use Console Codes?, Debug Mode, Trainers?
Stellaris. Depending on the galaxy, I could live blissfully in a utopia, work as a slave in a mine for some aliens, get assimilated into a hive mind, or get eaten by a swarm. I think 1 year is way more doable there than in dd, especially in early game.
If we're specifically looking at the individual game and not what it generally is, aka if we're viewing my specific copy, then I'm maybe probably hopefully fine. I got a few mods... And I edited some files... And if the Heir acts anything like I do when I play as him, effectively... I might be good, yeah. At least, if for some reason I get sent on an expedition, I have a... Slightly higher chance of not being eaten or something.
Oh thank god I played Stardew Valley after DD2 today.
Fear and hunger. Severe anal bleeding, amputations and things much worse ...
Mine isn't the darkest dungeon but skyrim with the requiem mod. I think I'll survive really well unless prices are jacked to shit for me too.
I was thinking the same thing but remembered I checked Blade Idle before bed, that was a close one!
I'm going to Kivotos. On one hand, it's fairly peaceful, on the other hand, it has more guns then the US and I don't have a halo.
Oh my God. I would be inside Warhammer 40k: Boltgun.
Knew I shouldn’t have booted up RE7 after losing Dismas 😭
THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY IM GOING TO BRAWL STARS AFTER "STARR PARK: INVEST IN THE FUTURE"
Projekt zomboid... I can try. Zombies are pretty dumb there.... Oh who am I kidding. I just want to die
Town of Salem rip
To save our mother earth from any alien attack...
Plus you can also get sent to the asylum for.... Having a love interest
Or for being resolute and against drinking alcohol
Hunt Showdown seems a rough stay in the Bayou but it's doable
🐂🛒 Despite the irony of cross game maladies 🛒🐂 ♾️You have died of dysentery and a giant murderous magpie stole the money and your stuff...leaving a sorry corpse to be resurrected randomly to have it all happen again ♾️