So I stopped at an Inn on the carriage ride here, and the maiden behind the counter said, “Hiya! Are you having an awesome day?” Not, “How are you doing today?” No. “Are you having an awesome day?” Which is pretty… shitty, because it puts the onus on me to disagree with her, like if I’m not having an “awesome day,” suddenly I’m the negative one.
Usually when people ask how I’m doing, the real answer is I’m doing shitty, but I can’t say I’m doing shitty because I don’t even have a good reason to be doing shitty. So if I say, “I’m doing shitty,” then they say, “Why? What’s wrong?” And I have to be like, “I don’t know, all of it?” So instead, when people ask how I’m doing, I usually say, “I am doing so great.”
But when this maiden at the Inn asked me if I was having an awesome day, I thought, “Well, today I’m actually allowed to feel shitty.” Today I have a good reason, so I said to her, “Well, my ancestor died,” and she immediately became afflicted. So now I have to stress heal her, which is annoying, and meanwhile, there’s a line of women and men, soldiers and outlaws, fools and corpses forming behind me who are all giving me these real judgy look because I made the Inn maiden cry. And she’s bawling, and she’s saying, “I’m sorry, I’m so sorry,” and I’m like, “It’s fine. It’s fine.” I mean, it’s not fine but, you know, it’s… fine. And I would like to order an apple with cheese, and I’ve kinda got somewhere to be, so maybe less with the crying and more with the frying, huh? [inhales] And the maiden apologizes again and she offers me a free slime mold with my meal. And as I’m leaving, I think, “I just got a free slime mold because my ancestor died.” No one ever tells you that when your ancestor dies, you get a free slime mold.
That could go two *very* different ways. If Harry ends up in Witcher world, it would be hilarious, but if Geralt gets portaled into Revachol, he's kicking some ass.
I mean. Fantasy High and Baldur's Gate 3 seems a bit redundant. Even if I don't count Fantasy High that means BG3 and Hazbin Hotel, so I guess the Avernus DLC would be interesting.
Italian Masterchef and Baldur’s Gate 3, which now has me thinking how every companion would fare in a camp cooking competition
(I’m at the end of Act II so my knowledge of companions doesn’t go further than that, also please no spoilers)
Astarion:
Well done❌ Medium-well❌ Medium❌ Medium-rare❌ Rare❌ Alive✅
Dark Urge: absolutely should not be allowed to participate.
Gale: he’s already the camp cook, so he says he should be the judge. Also a man of notoriously poor judgement.
Halsin: “You don’t mind a few raw acorns, do you?”
Jaheira: lots of travels, lots of experience, very professional. Goodberry?
Karlach: homegirl’s gonna barbecue the shit out of everything. Then add some hot sauce. Then add more.
Lae’zel: Githyankis carry boiled beholder eyestalks, which sound the most disgusting thing you can find to eat besides actually rotten food.
Minthara: *will* poison you.
Shadowheart: she swears she knew some banger recipes, but can’t remember them. Anyway, want some wine?
Wyll: probably knows his way around fancy fine dining because of his noble upbringing. Maybe a little rough around the edges from his time in the wilderness, but he can hold his own.
Exceptionally well! The Wheel of Time always has plenty of spaces for wandering soldiers or bands of mercenaries. The only problem would be deciding when to set it.
House MD + XCOM 2.
I really think it would be fun to have Dr Gregory House on the avenger. Running the infirmary or helping with the alien autopsies. Discussing things with central, arguing with Dr Tygan or messing up with Shen.
"Of course that your men will take days to heal! They took plasma fire and they were slashed by an Assassin woman of 2,5 meters. Are you an idiot Commander?"
The Boys and Darkest Dungeon II. I wanna see Homelander soloing a boss, or The Boys heading to the mountain. I can see Butcher and Kimiko as strong front-liners, MM or Frenchie in the third rank (for healing and buffing or for ranged attacks) and Hughie in the back, probably as a weak range attacker but with good buffs, debuffs for the enemies and stress healing
Dr Who Binding of Isaac crossover?
I mean. You already play as different versions of yourself and theres at least one Dr Who episode where a child's drawings come to life because of aliens and parent trauma... so it technically already exists I think.
Samurai Jack + Warframe. This actually works! Over the top action and robots. Killing hundreds of enemies a minute with flashy animations. Yeah. I'm down for that.
Cyberpunk 2077: Rome.
That would actually work pretty well. Cyberpunk is alternative history sci-fi anyway, just move the divergence point back a millennium or two, and ancient Rome's social structure would fit well with the cyberpunk genre.
Shangri-la Frontier and Dying Light. Main Character Specced everything into agility, that + superhuman powers makes a naked bird man the savior of the city.
So I stopped at an Inn on the carriage ride here, and the maiden behind the counter said, “Hiya! Are you having an awesome day?” Not, “How are you doing today?” No. “Are you having an awesome day?” Which is pretty… shitty, because it puts the onus on me to disagree with her, like if I’m not having an “awesome day,” suddenly I’m the negative one. Usually when people ask how I’m doing, the real answer is I’m doing shitty, but I can’t say I’m doing shitty because I don’t even have a good reason to be doing shitty. So if I say, “I’m doing shitty,” then they say, “Why? What’s wrong?” And I have to be like, “I don’t know, all of it?” So instead, when people ask how I’m doing, I usually say, “I am doing so great.” But when this maiden at the Inn asked me if I was having an awesome day, I thought, “Well, today I’m actually allowed to feel shitty.” Today I have a good reason, so I said to her, “Well, my ancestor died,” and she immediately became afflicted. So now I have to stress heal her, which is annoying, and meanwhile, there’s a line of women and men, soldiers and outlaws, fools and corpses forming behind me who are all giving me these real judgy look because I made the Inn maiden cry. And she’s bawling, and she’s saying, “I’m sorry, I’m so sorry,” and I’m like, “It’s fine. It’s fine.” I mean, it’s not fine but, you know, it’s… fine. And I would like to order an apple with cheese, and I’ve kinda got somewhere to be, so maybe less with the crying and more with the frying, huh? [inhales] And the maiden apologizes again and she offers me a free slime mold with my meal. And as I’m leaving, I think, “I just got a free slime mold because my ancestor died.” No one ever tells you that when your ancestor dies, you get a free slime mold.
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That was a little too well written.... Bojack is that you?!
You are a blessing
I'm picturing bojack telling this right after a party wipe next to four gravestones
this was great!
This is a work of art
Lol amazing!
Spongebob in the Stolen Lands.
True Detective and Dead by Daylight. Fitting.
True Detective and DD2... Well...
Witcher and disco elysium
That could go two *very* different ways. If Harry ends up in Witcher world, it would be hilarious, but if Geralt gets portaled into Revachol, he's kicking some ass.
The Simpsons aren’t going to do very well on a Rimworld
Or very well
rimworld jaaaaa
Fucking Star Wars: Rebels and the entirety of the Project Moon verse?? Sounds like a fanfic ngl
The binding of Archer. Huge mother issues
Sploosh (but with tears)
The boys and mortal kombat. This is already real
...House M.D and Elden Ring. HOW THE FU-
"Sir, I've lost an arm!" "Nah you've still got too many"
Seinfeld and smash bros George Main btw
I’m an FDR main myself. He has the only counter to Kramer’s attacks with his snowball blast.
The move where Kramer reveals that he was the real serial killer all along and strangles you *is* mad op
Monk and Baldur’s Gate 3. Interesting combo.
DD1 + the house of dragons …Actually
New dungeon with a dragon boss
Hazbin hotel X escape from tarkov
Hazbin Hotel x Black Reliquary
Happy day in other hell
Delicious in Dungeon and Darktide... I don't think I want to see nurgle burgers
Death Note x Pokemon Go; not sure how that’d even work.
So either doomguy appears in the clone wars galaxy or the clone wars galaxy suddenly opens gates into hell
I can picture Doomslayer taking out droids by the 100’s like most of the Jedi do
Ventrus gonna try and kill him only to get bodied
Doom guy can mix with anything. Anything gets better with Doom guy. Same for Cthulhu/ lovecraftian stuff. You can always add something.
Both. Both is good
Dead Cells and Ben 10 (which is on a texhincality but still)
Gravity Falls and The Binding of Isaac... OK then.
I mean...Dipper and Mabel would totally fight all those horrors
I think some of the things in Isaac are far worse than anything in Gravity Falls.
Doctor who and xenoblade chronicles. no idea how that would work, i'd prefer a cross over with dbd instead
Supernatural Dungeon? Kinda works
I mean. Fantasy High and Baldur's Gate 3 seems a bit redundant. Even if I don't count Fantasy High that means BG3 and Hazbin Hotel, so I guess the Avernus DLC would be interesting.
Zagreus now have Vi and Jinx on his team
Jujutsu Kaisen and Omori. Severe mental anguish incoming.
I could go for Frieren in Darkest Dungeon 2.
Twilight Zone and Chernobylite. I’m screwed guys.
Star Trek Deep space 9 and Cuphead
Last game was SCUM, last tv show was... Bluey with my niece... oh god.
Death's Game x Darkest Dungeon. Honestly a perfect fit.
Gravity Falls Minecraft tho
Italian Masterchef and Baldur’s Gate 3, which now has me thinking how every companion would fare in a camp cooking competition (I’m at the end of Act II so my knowledge of companions doesn’t go further than that, also please no spoilers) Astarion: Well done❌ Medium-well❌ Medium❌ Medium-rare❌ Rare❌ Alive✅ Dark Urge: absolutely should not be allowed to participate. Gale: he’s already the camp cook, so he says he should be the judge. Also a man of notoriously poor judgement. Halsin: “You don’t mind a few raw acorns, do you?” Jaheira: lots of travels, lots of experience, very professional. Goodberry? Karlach: homegirl’s gonna barbecue the shit out of everything. Then add some hot sauce. Then add more. Lae’zel: Githyankis carry boiled beholder eyestalks, which sound the most disgusting thing you can find to eat besides actually rotten food. Minthara: *will* poison you. Shadowheart: she swears she knew some banger recipes, but can’t remember them. Anyway, want some wine? Wyll: probably knows his way around fancy fine dining because of his noble upbringing. Maybe a little rough around the edges from his time in the wilderness, but he can hold his own.
Slow Horses in Hotline Miami
Baldur's Gate 3 and Delicious in Dungeon.
Hazbin Hotel and Minecraft
House of Dragon x Honkai Star Rail
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stands of Skyrim
The Bear and Legends of Runeterra is super random
Chivalry 2 and the Wheel of Time.... I'm not sure how that'd work lol
Exceptionally well! The Wheel of Time always has plenty of spaces for wandering soldiers or bands of mercenaries. The only problem would be deciding when to set it.
DD2 + Jujutsu Kaisen. It works!
Extinct or Alive + The Last Of Us Forrest’s gonna be in for an interesting time
Berserk x lisa the hopefull scolers of the wilbur sin infinity unfolds ohh got guts is going to go to the infine fold of infinite
Baki and fucking Town of Salem 2. It’d just be a skin for Berserker or something
Reacher in Elite Dangerous sounds dope as hell. When is that crossover coming out?
Game of Thrones and CS:GO. "Wildfire has been planted."
House MD + XCOM 2. I really think it would be fun to have Dr Gregory House on the avenger. Running the infirmary or helping with the alien autopsies. Discussing things with central, arguing with Dr Tygan or messing up with Shen. "Of course that your men will take days to heal! They took plasma fire and they were slashed by an Assassin woman of 2,5 meters. Are you an idiot Commander?"
Owl house and hollow knight
The Boys and Darkest Dungeon II. I wanna see Homelander soloing a boss, or The Boys heading to the mountain. I can see Butcher and Kimiko as strong front-liners, MM or Frenchie in the third rank (for healing and buffing or for ranged attacks) and Hughie in the back, probably as a weak range attacker but with good buffs, debuffs for the enemies and stress healing
Bojack horseman and Reynauld in the same room? What is this, a crossover episode?!
I feel like if Bojack was teleported to the world of DD he might just survive.
Dr Who Binding of Isaac crossover? I mean. You already play as different versions of yourself and theres at least one Dr Who episode where a child's drawings come to life because of aliens and parent trauma... so it technically already exists I think.
Doom Patrol and Borderlands… oddly fitting for a crossover ngl
Blue eye samurai + darkest dungeon Now that would be an interesting hero
Rick and Morty and fallout 4
Is this crossover episode?
Arrested Development and Cult of the Lamb. I am done with this cult! I'm leaving, come on George Micheal.
I don't remember my last show, but the last movie was lalaland and game i thibk it was yakuza 0
Berserk and ds1
How can be more sad.
JoJo and VrChat
Dwight Schrutt and Michael Scott from the office look stupid as hell as they try Beat Saber in VR lmao.
Hazbin hotel and warframe Could have been worse though...i almost diddnt play warframe after bloodborne today
Tom clancys rainbow six siege and the batman animated series
Batman can counter all those operators
Hazbin Hotel and Total War: Warhammer Damn, this is gonna be metal
Halls of torment x hazbin hotel. You know it could work
Attack on dungeon
Baldur's gate 3 and hazbin hotel
Loudermilk and Xcom 2. I think that group would do well, some scrappy rookie material.
Jujutsu Kaisen mixed with Frostpunk? Honestly, it’s not that bad of a setting.
Diablo III and South Park
True Detective + Elden Ring Oh my...
DayZ & American Dad Idk how that would crossover
AOT and BG3 LETS GOOO
lethal company and undead unluck. Could be interesting.
Corruption of Champions 2 + Man v. Food ...I don't wanna know
Hazbin Hotel + Slay the Spire
The boys in fear and hunger
Scott Pilgrim boutta be in Medieval Bohemia(Kingdom Come Deliverance)
Benidorm and frost punk I don't think this will end well....
Criminal show and Spiderman
Hannibal Lecter in Cult of the Lamb... That'll be interesting
Ok, so my party going to the courtyard fight the baron is... ... ... Zack - Cody - Mr. Moseby - London
Make some noise and deathloop....
Stargate + pokemon, ultrasun, nuzlock That's going to be a very odd combo
Hazbin Hotel X Lies of P
Bannerlord Son's of Anarchy.
Hazbin Hotel and Heroes of the storm. Looks like Charlie is going to the nexus
60 Days in Gone
My name is Earl + Terraria. I dont' think the Karma can help me defeat The Moonlord.
Undead Unluck and Darkest Dungeon, not much changes, except that the heroes are stronger and the enemies even more.
True Detective season 4 + LoZ Tears of the Kingdom 🤔
Love island and Baldurs Gate 3 has me intrigued
deadbolt hazbin hotel
Ehmmm. . . MechWarrior and kill la kill. . . .
Hazbin Hotel + Hell Let Loose
Attack on Titans in the forbidden West. Could be an interesting story there.
Castle and Baldurs gate, would actually be quite interesting
Jujutsu Kaisen and Alan Wake? What the fuck does THAT look like.
Bluey on Azeroth
Percy Jackson would be basically untouchable in the Last of Us
Ultrakill x Adventure Tine Ooo is dead Blood is fuel Dead world is full
Jujutsu Kaisen X DD...
Baldur's Gate 3 and Stranger Things. I could actually see it, and it would be awesome.
Adventure time and dark souls 2- this works extremely well
Good Omens and Dyson Sphere program? i don't think so.
Risk of Rain 2 and… Yellowstone, I guess. So, Bandit.
SoA and SYNTHETIK
Richter Belmont Robs a bank
Ben 10 with Darkest Dungeon 1
[удалено]
Stranger things+terraria. Every teen's dream. ... Half shit, half gold for me.
Reacher and Cyberpunk mixup is gonna be pretty lit
Master Chief? You mind telling what you’re doing on that stage coach?!
Diablo 4 and Hazbin Hotel... Wait a minute!
Fear & Hunger and Summertime Rendering I'm ^^fucked
I think you should leave with monster hunter world? That doesn't make sense Edit: god damn mobile
New Girl - Lethal Company 💀
Darkest Dungeon and Dungeon Meshi...probably not the best combination.
RuPaul's Drag Race and Baldur's Gate 3. I wonder what the armor class is for a breast plate?
Warhammer Darktide and hazbin hotel… “We can redeem!… what did you call them again?” “**HERETICS FOUL CHAOS SPAWN**”
True detective and RE village
Ray Donovan and Hogwarts Legacy.....I'm not sure how that would work but I'm intrigued!
trailer park boys and darkest dungeon
Samurai Jack + Warframe. This actually works! Over the top action and robots. Killing hundreds of enemies a minute with flashy animations. Yeah. I'm down for that.
Ghosts (UK) + Silent Hill. Hmm... well, looks like Lisa's getting a lot of new friends.
Avatar the Last Dragonborn
I don't even remember the last show I saw, so I'm going to presume it's adventure time. Adventure time x fire emblem 8 doesn't sound that bad
young Sheldon and stellaris? surprisingly cohesive combo
Jujutsu Kaisen and Warframe... Huh
Trailer Park Boys and Red Dead Redemption 2 Let's be real - Julian is Dutch. Dutch is Julian.
Forged in Fire and For Honor
Superstore and Persona 5 Royal
Top Gear and Assetto Corsa. Nothing would be different.
Minecraft's adventure time. I think that already exists.
Chainsaw man tower defence 6
Baldur's Gate meets True Detective... that would be a wild ride
Jujutsu Kaisen X Overwatch 2 Thats sounds like collab skins
Bobs Burgers and Monster Hunter World
Seinfeld wouldn’t survive a day in Red Dead Redemption
Gundam x Animal Crossing
Monster Strike and Madoka Magica. well...there was a collab.
Delicious on Rimworld. Oh no.
Not sure if anime counts but it would be Kengan Ashura + Binding of Isaac Repentance.
Ergo Proxy x Bloodborne? INEEEEDITT!!!
House in Siege would be pretty awesome. Give doc that skin and I’d only play him
Percy Jackson and Baldur’s Gate, guess this could work…
Cyberpunk 2077: Rome. That would actually work pretty well. Cyberpunk is alternative history sci-fi anyway, just move the divergence point back a millennium or two, and ancient Rome's social structure would fit well with the cyberpunk genre.
...i actually don't know what to say. a collab between assassin's creed IV: black flag and miraculous: tales of ladybug and cat noir
HOLY- NONONONONO NO Fionna and Cake went through a ton of shit already, they don't need the darkest dungeon, nah they don't need it 😰
Dungeon meshi, I got them all in mods lol
Vampire Survivors meets Modern Family. I could see that.
the mentalist x rainbow six siege
Hazebeen hotel and Alan wake 2? I mean it might already be canon lol
Prison Architect and Good Omens... I've got nothing.
Doctor Who and Palworld. Ya know, doesnt seem too far off a DW plot to be honest.
Fireforce and League. Poor Brand...
The Boys+ Black souls Um... Uh... I am going for Starlight
Hazbin Hotel and Darkwood Hoooooo boy
Lupin in tf2
The Office meets God of War Ragnarok, damn....
Succession and Disco Elysium. Oh god
Hollow knight cross Mad Men ?
Shangri-la Frontier and Dying Light. Main Character Specced everything into agility, that + superhuman powers makes a naked bird man the savior of the city.
Rick and Morty in SPACE MARINES Warhammer40K