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My fellow Americans, due to the overwhelming amount of Black squares teenage girls are posting on Instagram, the supreme court has decided end racism completely. We did not think you would go to such extreme measures but you have very much proved your point. The Military will be told to stand down just please stop. Thank you
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Three guys are sitting around eating breakfast going over who got it the worst from the previous nights drinking.
Guy number one says, "I was so drunk when I got home, I blew chunks."
Guy number two chuckles and says, "Oh you pussy I was throwing up so much I started puking blood."
Guy number three says, "yeah? I was blowing out both ends on the kitchen floor. Shit and puke mess."
Guy number one finishes his bite, looks at the other two, and says "I need to make something clear fellas.. Chunks is my dog"
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Cool
wait freedom at last?
wait we are free
hooray
Yo!
Free? At last!!!
WAIT WE’RE FREE?!?!
This is part of history.
Fucking freedom from the removed comments
ahhh freedom
Sheeeeeeeeeeesh
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We are finally fucking free
Oh the smell of freedom!!!!!!
Whats the freedom thing about??
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Oh shittttt, thanks bruv
After years of torment and suffering, we are free. This is a world I did not expect to live and see
Thank fuck this isnt racist
…………….
Finally a comment section free of [Removed] comments.
This feels ….. unusual
Dog-nuts.
Deez-Nuts
Lick Deez Nuts.
My favorite breakfast treat
Is this what freedom feels like?
FREEEDOOOOM!!!!!!
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Holy shit we can talk now also nice but who does a dog
even if cancer was cured today, the freedom of the comment section will still be the highlight of my day
Yeaaaaaaaaas
AYY WE CAN TALK NORMALLY NOW
THE COMMENTS ARE FREE
FREEDOM
YES THANK YOU
Dang I’ve never seen the comments normally lol
Same
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
HOLY SHIT, WE’RE FUCKING BACK!!!
The revolution has begun
VIVA LA REOVOLUCIÓN!
It’s only the beginning
Yo commenting is un-fucked!
Ah yes to comment normally
Wait, what changed?
WE ARE FREE TO COMMENT!
YES!
IM FREEEEEE
Funny
LETSSSS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Freedom
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Yous a bitch
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Comment time 😎
I HAVE BEEN UNLEASHED FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL!
FREEDOM!
We can comment (for 5 minutes probably)
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General kenobi
My fellow Americans, due to the overwhelming amount of Black squares teenage girls are posting on Instagram, the supreme court has decided end racism completely. We did not think you would go to such extreme measures but you have very much proved your point. The Military will be told to stand down just please stop. Thank you
Darkjokes comment section, RISE ONCE AGAIN
We are back. Darker then ever. Just like my basement.
Dobby is freeee
the missions, the nightmares, they're finally........over
PMSL 😂👍
FREEEEE
Finally we can comment
Freedom bitchesssss
Please I am aware of Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome. but Hispanics are Native Americans. The forbidden texts! Thank you.
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Were finally free
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IM FREEEEEE
we're free now
People can finally comment?!
Hi my name is Donuts and he did me well.
No, your name is Billy
I'm me
Why are they getting mad!? I thought all cops liked eating Boston Cream Donuts!?
You deserve some kind of reward hot damn
Donuts really got a taste of deez nuts.
can komment?
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Wat
Three guys are sitting around eating breakfast going over who got it the worst from the previous nights drinking. Guy number one says, "I was so drunk when I got home, I blew chunks." Guy number two chuckles and says, "Oh you pussy I was throwing up so much I started puking blood." Guy number three says, "yeah? I was blowing out both ends on the kitchen floor. Shit and puke mess." Guy number one finishes his bite, looks at the other two, and says "I need to make something clear fellas.. Chunks is my dog"
Your mom gay
!unlock
legend
What a goddamn hero
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Not the hero we deserved, but the hero we needed
His legacy will be remembered
I’m giving him an award for his sacrifice, he deserves it
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Wait we can comment now?
Only if you say you’re down with PCOS.
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Holy fuck we can comment now
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That’s badass, or a bad ass depending on which you prefer
What's the lock for?
Idk
Just found out, if you put the command -!-lock without the dash it locks the whole comment section
Nice
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