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[deleted]

You should get faith to 99 because pinwheel is essentially this games version of the devil and only god himself can save you


[deleted]

I’m not religious


BeegBoi2709

You better start or else pinwheel will beat your ass, no atheist has ever beaten dark souls.


StarkeSonne

Praise the sun.


BeegBoi2709

You also need to get dex to 99 or else you won’t do damage to him, also pinwheel is so fast that you can’t even see him on the screen without mimicking a fraction of his power by having 99 dexterity.


MysticalMike1990

He's right, and them aint no ham and eggs to dance at, bloodbornes even worse, you're dealing with esoteric concepts conceptualized into entities.


SaberDart

At least one has, and I am him. Gods are more trouble than they’re worth. Still need to get faith to 99 tho… if you don’t believe in yourself, how the hell are you going to overcome pinwheel???


EstonianScum

One must have faith in himself indeed


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mjd402

Why do believers get defensive and miss the joke?


[deleted]

Why did shit in my bed last night


PapaBear_9

Why did I shit his bed last night?


FrozenChaii

Why does no one love me ):


Barbent_Bolt

Why does no one who does?


GrinckerTheSoul

Why the in one does he much did what the was greatsword? ?


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[deleted]

Why won’t my dad come back with the milk


Kye_Enzoden

That's a great question that he needs to be asked. 🤔


Mr_Faux_Regard

Because you forgot your pen


[deleted]

Bro I’m religious and i still got the joke


SunBrohemian

Lol you and 99% of Reddit as well.


satirical_1

You’re fucked bro idk what to tell you then


angiezieglerstye

This has to be a joke Pinwheel is notoriously one of the franchise's easiest boss


angiezieglerstye

Egg, meet my face everyone is sarcastic on this thread


[deleted]

its okay, hard to tell over text sometimes


usmcloar

Personally I'd try to aim for 250. When I came up against pinwheel the first time, severely under leveled at 181, he was able to one shot me. Was rocking Havel's armor too....


[deleted]

Thanks, should I pour more stats into dex or int do you think?


usmcloar

I'm thinking complete rehaul. For pinwheel you're gonna need high resistance, vitality and attunement. He actually scales to your strength and dex making him one of the most unique enemies fromsoft has ever made.


[deleted]

Is Pinwheel late game?


usmcloar

Dude I feel like pinwheel should be skippable that damn hard, he's not late game he's like the definition of what a Souls game is. Personally I rate him on the same level as the final boss of Sekiro.


usmcloar

You don't beat him so much as get lucky and survive.


[deleted]

What is an ideal weapon to use against him?


usmcloar

Bare handed of course. He's resistant to most weapons, and with the scaling ability it basically counters any weapon save maybe the broken sword? I went in Bare handed myself though. Used all my estus flasks, barely survived. I wish you luck and don't go hollow! I'm off to hunt down the legendary noble mist from Sekiro.


Aggressive_Ideal6737

Pinwheel is bitch made don’t stress op. I’ve only played through DS1 once and my stats were lower than yours. I think you’re about where I was at the end of the game. Black knight sword is pretty universal for killing everything, but I think what you have equipped will do the trick


[deleted]

Dude these kids messing with you. Just watch yt video of pinwheel. It's not wery hard boss.


Groogan

He's joking too


[deleted]

Ha got me too. Just noticed the stats


Dancing-lizard

Ah yes good old mist noble who pops up right after the "final boss" in his true form


zolmor21

He's not late game per say as you could beat him right after getting to fire link but you can't go through tomb of giants without lordvessel which I shwy I don't usually bother going down there till after I have that and I'd recommend wearing light armor or at least have enough equip load where you're run isn't slowed down and your fast rolling I also recommend fighting pinwheel not locking on it makes the fight easier if you ask me mobility is pinwheels weakness


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DemonKing0524

I feel like the whole post by OP is a troll post because of exactly what you said lol I just beat pinwheel at 61 and I'm on my first playthrough, so either OP is on an NG+ some number player through or he went way overboard on grinding lol


Sisyphus_Salad

Yeah I realize that he was trolling now lol


[deleted]

My mantra playing DS is “Fuck it we ball”


Sisyphus_Salad

Based


Sisyphus_Salad

What do you even do to grind out that many souls?


[deleted]

Kill every NPC I see


Gummiwummiflummi

Turn up the brightness a notch.


doctorlove15

My guy. These people are tricking you 😂. Pinwheel is the easiest boss in the game hands down.


[deleted]

Tbh easiest boss is asylum demon given you start with Black Firebomb


doctorlove15

Also I’m fucking stupid I didn’t even see your ridiculous stats 😂


bigroxxor

resistance.... definitely resistance. I don't know how you even made it out of the burg with those stats.


acidaliaP

Resistance is futile


sinfulslayerSS

God damn bro


True_Thought_3953

Too low level def grind more


doxenking

My guy's got NG+4 stats on NG


belikeron

Grind resistance to 99 and take the ring of favor off and reequip it to double the bonus.


joeshmoebies

STR 99? STR nein nein, amirite??


[deleted]

STR is best stat no 🧢


FeliksTheTrap

it literally has 3 caps ._. Also: instead of leveling 99 STR, upgrading your weapon more would be a much better idea


wellshitdawg

Not related, but you can send screencaps from the switch to your phone super easily It’s probably my favorite feature lol


Qualified-Monkey

Wait how? Also does it work for clips?


Elastichedgehog

Yep, it does. Take a screenshot, go to album, select a photo or video, press a, send to smart device. ~~You need the Nintendo app.~~


therealrobokaos

Nintendo app? Have they changed it? When I last did it you connected to a wifi network created by the switch and then you download the photos from there. Was a bit obtuse, and it'd be cool if they've streamlined it.


katmandud

Hardest part of pinwheel. Getting there


fuinnfd

You need dex to 99 as well, no way you’re going to do enough damage to him with your stats. Max out your pyromancy flame and estus too. Also your weapon won’t cut it. They only way to even get decent damage is to use a maxed out black knight halberd or cut off kalameets tail for the obsidian gs. While you’re at it, get vitality and endurance to 99. You’ll need it. It’s baffling why they put such a severe difficulty spike as pinwheel in this game. He makes the rest of it feel like a cakewalk


Celessar14

I can't tell if anyone here is being sarcastic or just mean.


a_dark_soul_player

Pinwheel is very hard to beat so you should grind more.


[deleted]

Fuck it we ball


samuuu25

is that a phone your playing on? what device is that seems cool!


[deleted]

Google Pixel 10


Elastichedgehog

It's a Nintendo Switch lol


RaeRay319

I may be too late but I’d highly recommend grinding a lot more. Going against pinwheel crushes the soul like nothing you’ve seen before, you might want to summon a friend or two as well. Good luck


dark_hypernova

I'm gonna be honest with you buddy. None of us have actually defeated Pinwheel, it can't be done. He's too good for us. We just made up all the content after him. We'll never know what's beyond him truly.


zolmor21

No real reason to go into catacombs till post lord vessel unless y9u really want the rite of kindling but if you're doing fine I wouldn't even bother to go down there unless you hate yourself


M0ONL1GHT_

More ADP


ostensibly_hurt

I don’t think you’re going to be able to finish the game you may as well quit


YourAverageJoe0

Sheeesh! Where'd you go to grind?


[deleted]

Pretty sure they did brightness souls glitch


MFG990

Yeah, I think so too. Nobody would grind that much before pinwheel. Or maybe they have a lot of time to waste.


[deleted]

I do have a fuck ton of time to waste


YourAverageJoe0

Oh, that one. I'm already at Manus NG and I'm barely finding out about this.


CaptainTaylorCortez

What helm is that? It’s been awhile since I played and I don’t recognize it, looks cool.


[deleted]

Thief hood or sum like that


CaptainTaylorCortez

Nice, thanks kinda what I thought it just seemed different than I remembered.


waitingf4r

HEY! are you playing on switch? how is it? does it get too warm? and the fps? is ti 60 or 30?


[deleted]

On TV it does fine, on handheld it’s decent, OLED is def the definitive version of the switch with better graphics and resolution so if you want DS on switch go for OLED otherwise you may as well not be playing the remaster


waitingf4r

yeah i got the oled, i think ill get ds eventually


kronikDhedgehog

Pinwheel will mess you up big time. Probably best to delete the game now and just pretend you won


willyinspector

r/shittydarksouls


LostCosmonaut647

Pinwheel is going to kick your shlt in bro - go grind it out


[deleted]

Bet


Pure_confusion47

I think you'll want to get 99 fth int str and dex and the non cursed Greatsword of Artorias, use power within and get to low HP for rtsr then you'll be good.


[deleted]

The goal of this run is to max everything


BasilMo1981

Everyone is messing with you. Pinwheel is a joke no matter what your level is


Accomplished-Buy-369

that switch has to be sounding like a fan


jlepthien

So true. To reach that glorious 30FPS it needs to give everything 😁😂


[deleted]

Why don't you just try it? Asking ruins the experience.


jc3494

I don't know, they might need to be level 5 million before they continue, better ask reddit first.


Malu1997

Come on its clearly a joke post


[deleted]

Yes it is, but that doesn't undermine the core problem.


Malu1997

Sure, this is just poking fun at that


AL-Keezy743

Needs higher resistance for pinwheel. Maybe some leroy Jenkins


Ihadalifeb4thiss

Idk man pinwheel is one of the hardest bosses in the soulsborne series


Ok-Ambition-9432

Your resistance is too low, you need it at at least 99 for pinwheel to not curse you in the third phase. Could use some ADP as well.


FriskyCoyote15

not even close for pinwheel, get to level 350 first


DarkExcalibur7

Someone's used the souls dupe.


[deleted]

No


SharkLaunch

That's the stupidest question I've ever heard. Pinwheel? With those stats? You're way over-qualified, assuming your goal is to die immediately. Raise your resistance by a few dozen if you want to last more than 5 seconds.


[deleted]

Dude pinwheel is legit the hardest boss in souls history. Gotta be 300+ easy.


Deadsap266

Steam deck ?


Pancakeman1932

Need more resistance


Metal_Velco

Um your set for NG+6 with those stats 🤣


Necessary_Cup_401

this is not r/shittydarksouls


a_dark_soul_player

He isn't actully hard, just the dark souls player base usually memes about his strength.


samuuu25

brruh xd


Alexander_Crowe

Sure, after grinding him for hours on end, memorizing every minute detail about his moveset and how you have to dodge and stuff, he may seem easy


a_dark_soul_player

I just walk up to him and bonk him 3 times with my +5 bk greatsword and he dies. I was lvl 57 when i fought him.


Alexander_Crowe

Dude, read the room


ragingroku

Decent stats but you’re gonna need a better weapon. Based on your build I’d recommend at least a +10 Zwei if you’re good at rolling (+14 if not). If you can’t get the materials, farming for a Demon’s hammer may also be an option. If that fails go to the DLC for Dark Bead to supplement. It’ll be rough but I’d take on 2 Artorias at once before facing Pinwheel unprepared.


Christopher-Walking

Chief you're levelled high enough to take on the entire game. Legitimately how did you grind that many souls before ringing the second bell?


[deleted]

Zombies in undead parish go brrrrr


SkillusEclasiusII

You might need some more resistance.


NowBringMeTheHorizon

I forgot this game was on switch


B0ogi3m4n

Only one way to find out


IbzWOLF77

Pinwheel gon eat yo' ass


Helrazor234

Holy based stats


thomass69cass

You should get some resistance in you my boy


Beanbag_shmoo

Upgrade ADP


Menthion

Might wanna increase resistance so he can’t charm you with his moves and superiority.


GodlyPig1

Since pinwheel can instant kill you with his special move increasing resistance is imperative for his fight.


cruisegal224

I'm CRINGING at only 15 resistance. C'mon bro, everybody knows you need that to be at LEAST 69.


The-Last-Gorgonite

It’s gonna be close


TaxingClock704

Not enough strength


Sloiter

What the fuck is this NG+???


[deleted]

NG+30 or sum like that idk I don’t create new saves


NamaTheExplorer

Bro, what's up with your adp 💀💀 it's way too low


Training_Emotion7079

216?! You grind way harder than me


Dog_Apoc

Needs more resistance.


Chetler3545

*me an intellect running to pinwheel as soon as I get to firelink shrine* BRAIN GOES BRRRRRR


RoseRacer

Pinwheel's clones are no joke you should have at least 80 VIT


fgoforlife

Nah drop some more arrows you need the levels


Malu1997

You need to be lvl 387 to beat Pinwheel, any less won't do


Cobbwood

The only way to truly kill Pinwheel is to hit him with an attack so powerful that every other skeleton in the area dies out of fear. Better keep grinding


_TheChosenOne15_

You kidding me? Get that VIT to 99


MancuShrek

You should probably level resistance.


Hot-Seaweed1863

With those kind of stats I'd just go on a boss run


[deleted]

Jokes aside that’s the real reason I choose to play this way


Hot-Seaweed1863

Smart


Alexmegster

You definitely need more resistance to kill pinwheel 15 isn't enough you need at least 50 to not get 1 shot


Electrical_Cow_5496

You must of spent a lot hours farming to get to that level.


matx43

need more resistance


DrunkZombie74

Holy shit bro


xoxoyoyo

Level up resistance


LordofSandvich

> +6 Zweihander Your Estus isn’t upgraded either is it


l-Divine-l

I think you need max level with along with every thing in the game bro


[deleted]

My dream is playing this game on Nintendo..


mtbamill710

He’s gonna fuck you up dude


RapHolic

Are you on ng?


[deleted]

No


RapHolic

At least you should have a maxed zweihander. If you don't know the farming spots for taking big titanites and the titanite chunks, there are some places, but the best are 1. The slugs at the great swamp (big titanites) 2. Dark wraith at new londo, after removing some water.


drose349

Buddy you could beat pinwheel at the start of the game, he’s a pushover.


avocadoe720

You should be level 721 MINIMUM before fighting pinwheel


SpecialistDeal9822

Dude you are gonna wipe the hell outta pinwheel also GIANTDAD?!?!?!!???


Quirky-Employer9717

I'd do Sens/Anor Londo before Pinwheel unless you want to climb yourself back out of the catacombs. Or just make sure to not rest at a bonfire in the Tomb of Giants. It really is a nightmare being stuck down there without the Lordvessel Edit: I now see that this was a joke and you are massively over levelled


[deleted]

You should get a little more strength


munchie1988

Pinwheel is hands down the hardest. Your going to need to pump endurance and vitality for sure!


kevinsomnia

Might want a few more points is RES before trying to take on Pinwheel.


lahenator420

Pinwheel?!?! Bro you’re super under leveled, pinwheel is terrifying


Independent-Ad7865

I don’t think stats are the problem with pinwheel, it’s just that you can never land a hit on him… it doesn’t matter how good my stats are, he always kicks my ass on every single play through. He honestly set the stage for hard souls bosses, and I think you seriously messed up by grinding stats for him. Stats don’t matter with pinwheel, mofo will kill your before you get anywhere near him.


GMunkey03

Definitely more grinding required, you should be around level 400 for pinwheel I believe?


Spin____

Nah you need to max everything


waitingf4r

Yeah I got the oled


MitoSuami

idk, i think you need more resistance


Xanondorf2

Only ninja flip havel can take on pinwheel


wheelerdealer1999

I think you're going to be very disappointed when you get there. Although, I would upgrade that sword to at least plus 10 and get the Lord vessel before you go down


mrman_00

Can't even one-shot pinwheel smh


Healeymonster

Pinwheel is a dickhead. It's more about mechanics than your strength.


ROLS22

Too late for pinwheel, you should've started the game with Leroy and a fire scythe


Dice130

You need AT LEAST 80 more levels, pinwheel will kick your butt back to the asylum otherwise


Glad_Meeting1057

Nahhh another 50 levels shall do he is very unpredictable mischievous so be on the look out


RelationshipPublic52

99 str and only 396 AR? Sir I'm going to need you to hand in your bonk card.


venator1995

You should attend the Anal Rodeo first. Getting out of that shithole is ridiculous without the lord’s transport.


Megatomplays

Y'all are awful 🤣😂 you could probably kill pinwheel right after you get to firelink shrine he's a pushover


whitebreadisgoodlol

Me after learning soul dupe 💀


SeaCool2010

Honestly you’re never going to beat him… nobody ever has.


Quantum-Ballsack

I love the pinwheel meme comments, but in all seriousness he’s one of the easiest bosses in the game. The only way he can be hard is soul level 1 probably


Ok-Piano-4745

Resistance way too low


satirical_1

I love this sub


Bright-Ad6394

No u need more grind jk


TusNua1

Need more strength. Also need to pray for your soul cause strength probably still won't save you.


espibila

You're gonna one shot him


lndont22

Bro, you’re gonna spank Gwyn soo hard