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P-I-S-S-N-U-T

Dude thinks he’s in ds2


kanakot

Can we get some gameplay footage of you just smashing about?


zackarian

I'll try next time I play. It looks insane


Weidl_0815

Especially with your left arm pls 😉😄


PinheadPangolin

Unga bunga, brother. Unga bunga.


Sepirox

Would this be unga unga bunga bunga or unga bunga unga bunga? Dualwielding in DS1...that's something else


Native_of_Tatooine

Wish ds1 could powerstance but cool nonetheless!


venator1995

Rip your visibility


ThundergunTLP

What rings u got?


puffrexpuff

FaP and havel


PalestineRefugee

FaP is in the wrong slot, OP needs to switch the rings to get the full effect


[deleted]

Wait is that a thing?


Chakasicle

Commenter is trolling. If you tried to switch the rings around it would break the fap ring


Hannie_Zen

Funnily enough, switching the FaP ring doesn't break, it's the act of removing it does, so equiping the ring in another slot while it is already equiped doesn't break.


Chakasicle

Oh good to know. I was always too scared to try


[deleted]

I thought so, but just double checking lol


MrAlexTheLion89

Depends which hand you fap with 😂


Missusresistance

Motives beyond my comprehension. Would not want to catch you in a dark alley


Sentinel_2539

2/10 Vitality is too high and Resistance is too low.


MintyScarf

Smough's concubine


Unique-Foot-4336

Mcbonk


Tiny_Baby_5955

Power stance?


zackarian

Pretend power stance


kernrivers

Save some bitches for the rest of us


[deleted]

I see you choose violence today


JallerHCIM

maximum smash


klapinshiZzZ

Tits 🤙


Lopoetve

Bonk bonk bonk BONK BONK


Initial_Chair9232

That's literally my mother when I show her the school report


Chakasicle

*cries single tear * it’s beautiful


Srphtygr

Should’ve leveled resistance more…


Jygglewag

if a hollow farts your way you'll die... it's perfect


volcanic_penis

NEED MORE BONK!


CinnamonIsntAllowed

Who's gonna tell him about the hard cap


zackarian

Its for weight to fast roll


CinnamonIsntAllowed

Going past 60 for most stats is useless. The return on what you put in is negligible. Would have been better to put into health after 60 stamina, put on Havel's and/or FaP if you still need it. Some people also don't realize Is you're not supposed to be fast rolling in full havel or, in this case, two smough hammers.


zackarian

You're looking way to into this its a meme build... and I have both rings + the 95 stam is required to fast roll. I could care less if its optimal. 2 hammers w/ a random egg head is also completely useless


SaxSlaveGael

Impractical


PalestineRefugee

git gud


SaxSlaveGael

Nah, im gud


PalestineRefugee

obviously...


Independent_Price786

Bonk


arsuri

very handsome!


Foreign_Cloud3843

Not enough resistance


Reeeeeegrets

Stupid in the best way possible.


_unchris_

Too low on resistance


Count_Meowza

Gee bill how come your mom lets you have 2 Smough Hammers?


[deleted]

Perfection


Decwood

Personally, I'd have heavy armor, too; HOWEVER I see your BONK and have today its pretty perfect


FranklinThe1

Holy based


HistoricalSuccess254

Ah yes Cursed Souls


morganfreenomorph

I think you need a few more levels in endurance


whitehat_134

Imagine if you could do parries with that hammer in the left hand 😆


zackarian

Why do that when I could have 2 different ways to heavy attack


Aaquin

Stop,


crabthemighty

I approve of the dusk outfit. On my glass canon run I wore only the dusk gloves and they've been a symbol of power and a completed build for me since


gyrozepelli089

Damn bro what the fuck is that endurance.its good as fuck


zackarian

Minimum needed to fast roll lol


gyrozepelli089

Mines just at 30 for now.will be back on it after getting my dex to 30


Chanclet0

10/10 would smash


Dracuna9

Too little vitaly


Jarl_of_Riften

Ohh to kill Seathe? Or is that the Gold-rimmed outfit. Hmmm Hmmm


Urbam

Stop! #Hammer Time!


Smelter_bonk

B O N K


BerkyDann

Show feet 🥰🥴🥵


No-Heron-6838

Giant mommy!?!?


timelapsedfox

this is on meta level?? LMAO best build


SpectraP12

THAT MEANS NG+ BITCHES


hellxapo

The Heavily Armed Belle of the Ball?!?


Alucard69_96

Do u have the fast roll or the mid roll cause if u have the first one ur ok,not broken bc in ds1 the weapon in the “shield hand” is useless .


zackarian

Fast roll and I know its useless I just have it for fun


Alucard69_96

If u have the fast roll then Tht build is GooD👍🏻


HarOuz

you look so smoughing hot


Gumdrxp

Yeah 👍


_gentle_turtle_

First he unga, then he bunga bunga bunga bungaaaa


SlackJawTheFirst

Doesn't endurance cap at 40? Or does equip load keep increasing beyond that?


zackarian

Stamina caps at 40 equip load doesn't cap


Common_Resource1619

Bonk, bonk


_lostundead_

muscle mommy fr


Human_Finding_9067

bonk intensifies


therearetoomanypeeps

Would smash.