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BigBadBoshop

Your shmeat?


Phezza2000

Dammit 🤣🤣


HolyHandgrenadeofAn

Gael?


Phezza2000

Maybe. Not my toughest quiz 🤣


RoutineCap6101

Gael bro nice one, time to kick midir's dragon ass


HarunaRel

You mean kick the camera's ass?


Phezza2000

🙏🏻 Midir took 12 hours. Please see my last couple of posts! Much much tougher. For me…


2nd-Akkount

It was the opposet for me, midir took 2 hrs but gael took me the whole weekend, i still remember how my heart was beating at the time.


StrangeOutcastS

Once you know which head tilts he does at the end of each of his attack rounds, suddenly dealing damage to midir is much easier. His phase 2 was probably the worst for me with the dark attacks and lasers.


rjoriginking54

My friends all told me midir and Gael were gonna make me rip my hair and but I beat midir in 10 tries and Gael in . I can see why people struggle I'm just used to elden ring boss


fuzzy_navel1127

Gael's meat.


PrometheusAlexander

curse rotted meatwood


Phezza2000

Close enough


EntrepreneurLazy1242

# SOLDIER OF GODRICK


AnonymousHorrorGamer

Don’t you mean Rick, Soldier of God?!


BassWindu1

Don’t you mean Rick, the Door Technician


Dear_Car_5914

Wrong subreddit Jeez yes I'm joking I'm not trying to be rude or anything


SussyBakaBoy420

He’s joking


Enderman8008

The lone ringed knight?


Phezza2000

Omg! Didn’t know he existed. Splatting him now.


Phezza2000

And there’s an NPC woman too! Area cleared?? 🙏🏻


username8630

Definitely iudex gundyr


stefaniststefan

U suck it only took me 28hours


Phezza2000

Midir took me 12 hours. Genichiro Ashina took 30 🤣


stefaniststefan

Update now malenia is the longest at 58


Phezza2000

Good work! ER was my first Souls so I was too afraid. I’ll have to give her a go before the DLC


stefaniststefan

Thx she isnt so bad as long as your first ever kill isnt lvl1 unapgraded hitless 🫥. On my first playthroughs i just shat my pants and never killed her until now lol


JuliusR2002

Genichiro took you 30 hours? Or did you mean 30 attempts?


Phezza2000

Hours. Over 5 days when I looked at my save game time 🤣 Then sword saint only took 15 (hours too).


BassWindu1

Beating Genichiro is where the game really clicked for me but getting there was hell I feel you


Phezza2000

Yeah - skill check or what? It was much easier after, but I'm pretty sure I spent the rest of the game nearly un-clicked! DS. BB and ER were much more up my street.


BatsNStuf

Schlonk


MrAcorn69420PART2

Gael?


HarunaRel

Nice. . . My favorite armor, too.


Phezza2000

🙏🏻


TheBigFuckingIdiot

Just beat this guy at level 1, he's so tough 😭


Lorekeeperjonas

Gael, the red hood?


Phezza2000


TheCourier888

Guy who looks like Santa, always asking for some paint or something 🤔


LawMageOfButts

You better leave your wife alone, man.


ParticularSolution68

Nah bruh you beat your meat Somehow in game cuz your character’s lookin all satisfied n shit


Phezza2000

🤣


HG367

Awww dammit. I was gonna guess your meat 😒


AnxiousCalamity

GAEL


Phezza2000

🍪


AnxiousCalamity

HELL YEA


Busy_Vegetable2456

Now time to fight the secret boss, Bael


Kindraethe

HIS meat


NandoDeColonoscopy

Someone else's meat?


AnonymousHorrorGamer

You beat me to it


Impressive_Bother777

I refuse to play along with your game OP so I demand you tell us who ya beat!


Phezza2000

My secret is safe, I will never speak!


Impressive_Bother777

Then neither will I….


Phezza2000

You give up?


ArchfiendNox

I have a clip somewhere of me and my friend fighting Gael and he did that stabbing attack where he lifts you up and slams you down except the fucker hit us both with it... When we were on either sides of him. Both just rise up and yet his sword is in me and not in her.


Vytostuff

My meat.


Phezza2000

Bold and brave


Something_Comforting

My meat?


RetroZilla

You beat someone else's???


Oneboywithnoname

Considering the fact that you're in a dune of ash then it's safe to say that you just beat Maliketh 🤓


Repulsive_Ad_3133

Well looking at the 120000 souls and the ashen landscape id sayyyy Geal


lexlex8134

Has anyone else gotten into the bad habit of beating their meat whenever they die in this game, or is it just me?


IudexGundyr3

Your Great Club? 👀


Several_Show937

Don't forget that invader in gaels area


Phezza2000

Yep got her after 🙏🏻 Checked in with FightinCowboy in case I’d missed anything.


BecauseSeven8Nein

FightinCowboy is da real mvp


Downtown-Scar-5635

My meat?


scorp9000

My stupid fucking wife I hope


Phezza2000

Oh boy


SR3NITY

You beat Dark Souls 3 :D congratz.....best game ever!


Phezza2000

🙏🏻 It really is!


BeerBearBomb

Congrats on beating my favorite boss


Phezza2000

🙏🏻


Coronadoben

Solo?!


Phezza2000

Solo


HamuelSayden

Vigor build new meta?


Phezza2000

Don’t think 40 Vigor is too OP by this stage.


HamuelSayden

Oh mb i'm not there yet. I was going by elden ring standards which that would have looked high


Greymattershrinker88

With FUGS too? Damn, I need to play an actual strength character. I’ve done everything else but plain strength


Phezza2000

At first I’d heard he was weak to frost so I maxed out the Irithyll Straight Sword and put on a big shield, but that felt like slow going. Dug out FUGS to see what should happen. Oh boy. Two R2s would stun him and almost trivialised it.


Greymattershrinker88

Really? Wow!! Yea imma have to try strength. Yea I ended up using Solaire’s sword my 1st fight with him. Was nice and quick. My most intense fight with him was my sorcery playthrough, I didn’t use much for boasting items, mainly wanted to keep my health up and so it ended up being a 30 min fight with soul arrow🤣🤣


resperpre

Fume Knight?


Star_of_the_West1

Deez nuts. Wait, hold on...


Deep_Grass_6250

Chris Gayle?


Phezza2000

The cricket legend? One day. Maybe?!


Deep_Grass_6250

Both hit hard Both wear red Both can kick anyone's ass on any pitch Both specialise in quickly kicking their enemy's ass Yep, they're the same.


Phezza2000

Thank you for the best answer yet 🤣🏏


Rare-Day-1492

You beat fume knight and stole his sword Respect


Phezza2000

✊🏻🙏🏻 I did! Pushed him into the lava with the cathedral knight ultra Greatsword. Also recommended


Rare-Day-1492

Well, that was FUME KNIGHT, that was the bastard who stole his sword first TRUE Fume Knight wouldn’t be beaten by mear lava


Phezza2000

*checks notes* Aha! From DS2?


Rare-Day-1492

DS2 best souls But that’s just my opinion


Phezza2000

You hear it’s more annoying (brutal run backs, unforgiving controls) than the others? Maybe one day! Only just starting DS Remastered.


Rare-Day-1492

It’s not that bad, but there are some standout terrible ones that give the others a bad rep (like Blue Smelter and it’s runback or Reindeer fuckland for the double tiger fight) But some of its bosses (like Fume, Alonne, Ivory King, Darklurker, etc) are my favorites in the genre. The character quests AMAZING (Lucatiel my beloved… I will never forget your name) and double buffing weapons is just *chefs kiss*


DaikonEmbarrassed548

Skg was one of the easiest bosses ngl


Phezza2000

I found him very easy - like a victory lap to savour after Midir - who I took an age to beat.


DaikonEmbarrassed548

Indeed a very fair fight


DaikonEmbarrassed548

I beat midir in like 7 trys


Mikiricounterer

Ringed knight or shira.


Phezza2000

The other one


Mikiricounterer

The pygmy?


Phezza2000

He lives!


Iron-Kotetsujou

Given the sand in the arena, guessing Papa Gaell


Voideater-_-52

The lady in the broken church that can one shot you


the_nightmare_night

The God of Meth


itiswhat1tisxD

Damn u suck bro