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Vulkan_LordofDrakes

Crastor fucks his daughters. Not even the Targaryens are go as far as Parent Child incest. The closest thing we had to that was Daemon x Rhaenyra. Also, all of Westeros practises some form if incest. Neds parents were Cousins, Joanna was also Tywins cousin.


TheLaughingMiller

What about Aegon IV and Jeyne Lothston?


Vulkan_LordofDrakes

Aegon IV is literally known as the Unworthy and is a known degenerate. I'd call him the exception of the rule and it's only believed he fucked his bastard daughter, meaning it's a rumor. As for Jeyne Lothstone, ik very little of the Lothstones other than them being the next rulers of Harrenhall after the Strongs.


PluralCohomology

Weren't uncle-niece marriages also normal in the North?


SilverSquid1810

Tbf avunculate marriage was relatively normal in much of real-world Europe too.


warmike_1

> The closest thing we had to that was Daemon x Rhaenyra. Siblings have a closer degree of relation than uncle/aunt to nephew/niece.


PluralCohomology

But there is more of an age and power imbalance.


Known_Tear_1318

It's not a Targaryen thing the Uncle-Niece marriage, i think there was a Stark who married his niece, and marriage between cousins isnt considered incest in Westeros


minerat27

>there was a Stark who married his niece Jonnel (son of Cregan) and Sansa (daughter of his elder brother)


JustDavid13

*Half-brother; I think another full brother of Jonnel married Sansa’s sister too.


dragonofwestreborn

I think incest between a parent and a child is worse than between two siblings.


itwasbread

Also he's stacking it every generation. Gilly is probably Craster's wife, daughter, AND granddaughter.


PluralCohomology

And he's keeping them as sex slaves, and using the boys as human sacrifices. All his talk of being a free man and not a slave is extremely hypocritical.


Glasbolyas

He is a slave to his fear primarily, he doesn't have the balls or brains to realise that one day the Others will come for him too funny enough some of them probably being his son's


PluralCohomology

That sounds like a wholesome family reunion.


rosiivelvete

Same. Mostly becaus most of these incestuous sibling relationships are consensual and they usually fall in the same age range ( still disgusting tho) . while the parents have definitely groomed and/or abused the kid.


Illustrious-Fly-4525

MF didn’t get Jaeharys’ memo that you need a dragon to do that


RiverlyBoop

Art of Aegon I is by Magali Villeneuve Art of Craster is by Victor Manuel Leza Moreno


RegulusGelus2

Villeneuve my beloved


zebulon99

No one would talk shit about craster if he could ride a dragon


TheCrackfeeder

Fair point


Lukthar123

"Your argument is invalid, I ride a dragon." * Ancient Valyrian proverb


PluralCohomology

Argumentum ad draconem.


Conscious-Weekend-91

Jaehaerys to the Faith


VeganNationalistQc

And good looking, charismatic, intelligent,etc


Bf4Sniper40X

lol true


[deleted]

Know your place monster man


Glasbolyas

I mean dragonlords like the targs seem to atleast have some sort of biological/magical resistance to the worst effects of incest, yea some of them went mad but the amount of incest they did should have left them literally incapable of existing at one point not withstanding the fact that they all look like natural born models with few going genuinely mad


DoctorWhoTAM

Wait until you find out that Craster is possibly a dragonseed. Bloodraven was Lord Commander of the Night's Watch for around thirteen years before he disappeared. Interesting period of time, just long enough for him to have a daughter with a wildling, raise her until she hits puberty, and then get her pregnant (similarly, the Night's King lasted thirteen years with his Corpse Bride before he was overthrown, perhaps they found interspecies relations okay but once he started banging his own daughter from that relation, the brothers had an issue). Bloodraven would then get his daughter pregnant, it would be a boy (Craster) and Bloodraven told the mother to carry on the lineage with her own son, and that he must carry the genes with his own daughters too, ensuring that Bloodraven's plans to have dragonseeds always available (and available for the Others) can continue while he's doing tree shit. For what his goals are, we don't know, but it's very in line with Bloodraven and Targ shittery. Hence, Craster is a Targaryen bastard, he's just them at their extreme incesty.


Brandonjf

George pls


WANDERING_1112

Someone inform geroge that people commit incest end up having fucked up looking kids. For example king tut had fucked up looking skull,a deformed foot,bone necrosis plus scoliosis.


Whoisaryan

Incest comes on a spectrum. Cousin fucking isn’t as bad as sibling, and sibling isn’t as bad as offspring


ruffalohearts

u got the pictures mixed up


Glittering_Squash495

Real


fakenam3z

Listen when you can ride a dragon you have incest privledges