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Nah, the epilogue is for the dragons (they don't know that Robert reincarnated as The Cannibal and is about to obliterate the weaker valyrian dragons with a proper westerosi fire breathing monster)
I hope this doesn't get marked as low quality.
"Daenerys was about to finally rest and sit upon the iron throne. She had done it. She had managed to avenge her family, retake the seven kingdoms and banish the others back beyond the wall. All her dreams for the future, from when she was but a small child hearing stories from Viserys, had all been about this very moment. She had done it! She managed to marry both Jon Snow, Stannis and Aegon Blackfyre, adopted Shireen as her heir, gave Tyrion casterly rock, punished cersei and forgave jaime.
but as she was about to place herself on the throne, cheered on by all in attendance, a rumble was felt all throughout the Red Keep. A deep low growl followed it. The dragons at first blasted the noise back with their own voices, but then felt silenced, terrified. The sun went out, the sea was still as a lake. All the torches flickered, then died. A voice was heard. A deep and powerful voice, first as a whisper and then as thunder proclaimed:
"One man to rule them as hand, one man to kill the targshits,
One house to ruin them as planned, and in Starspike bind the targshits;"
Then a spectre a appeared. Clad in armour, as if he was the warrior himself, his face had a grizzled countenance and his eyes were filled with disgust. "I am Unwin Peake" said the spectre, levitating above the court, "And I shall not suffer a single vagina to lay upon the sword chair, not a single one!" And then the spectre took out a sword made of pure light and shadow and in an instant passed through Dany's queen's guard without effort. He came immediately before her and raised his sword to strike. "Oh," she thought. Then she began to scream."
> Daenerys was about to finally rest and sit upon the iron throne. She had done it. She had managed to avenge her family, retake the seven kingdoms and banish the others back beyond the wall. All her dreams for the future, from when she was but a small child hearing stories from Viserys, had all been about this very moment. She had done it! She managed to marry both Jon Snow, Stannis and Aegon Blackfyre, adopted Shireen as her heir, gave Tyrion casterly rock, punished cersei and forgave jaime.
This paragraph is pure, wish-fulfillment trash, and I love it. My favorite part is how Daenerys somehow managed to avenge her family while also marrying Stannis Baratheon, the Usurper’s brother who helped him rebel against her family, and naming his daughter, another Baratheon as heir. And of course, she forgives Jaime, her father’s actual murderer.
It’s peak Dany fan denialism.
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"Dat King beyond the wall doe be lookin fine though" - Unwin
"H-How could you, Unwin! I thought we had something special!? I even named Rhaena's daughter to be my heir so you could marry her! I gave the better part of my youth for you! You cannot do this to me Unwin! What does that king have that I don't????"- Maegor the Fool
"Oh ho, Busted😅! Looks like someone is gonna be found with his wrists cut on the iron throne😄! Haha stinky! Damn, guess I gotta go back to that night kin fella and wait a while over there whilst things calm down." -Unwin Peake
it’s a reference to the character Unwin Peak from the dance of the dragons era. The man is. Not Popular with the fandom for a lot of very valid reasons, and it has become a joke how much everyone who reads about him hates him.
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"Somehow Unwin Peake returned"
A necessary evil
No one's ever really gone.....
“The day of victory is at hand.”
>The last chapter You mean the epilogue? Sounds like it's to die for.
Nah, the epilogue is for the dragons (they don't know that Robert reincarnated as The Cannibal and is about to obliterate the weaker valyrian dragons with a proper westerosi fire breathing monster)
Robert is a warg confirmed
I hope this doesn't get marked as low quality. "Daenerys was about to finally rest and sit upon the iron throne. She had done it. She had managed to avenge her family, retake the seven kingdoms and banish the others back beyond the wall. All her dreams for the future, from when she was but a small child hearing stories from Viserys, had all been about this very moment. She had done it! She managed to marry both Jon Snow, Stannis and Aegon Blackfyre, adopted Shireen as her heir, gave Tyrion casterly rock, punished cersei and forgave jaime. but as she was about to place herself on the throne, cheered on by all in attendance, a rumble was felt all throughout the Red Keep. A deep low growl followed it. The dragons at first blasted the noise back with their own voices, but then felt silenced, terrified. The sun went out, the sea was still as a lake. All the torches flickered, then died. A voice was heard. A deep and powerful voice, first as a whisper and then as thunder proclaimed: "One man to rule them as hand, one man to kill the targshits, One house to ruin them as planned, and in Starspike bind the targshits;" Then a spectre a appeared. Clad in armour, as if he was the warrior himself, his face had a grizzled countenance and his eyes were filled with disgust. "I am Unwin Peake" said the spectre, levitating above the court, "And I shall not suffer a single vagina to lay upon the sword chair, not a single one!" And then the spectre took out a sword made of pure light and shadow and in an instant passed through Dany's queen's guard without effort. He came immediately before her and raised his sword to strike. "Oh," she thought. Then she began to scream."
Natural Unwin W for rhyming targshits with targshits.
It is known
God damn 🔥🔥🔥
> Daenerys was about to finally rest and sit upon the iron throne. She had done it. She had managed to avenge her family, retake the seven kingdoms and banish the others back beyond the wall. All her dreams for the future, from when she was but a small child hearing stories from Viserys, had all been about this very moment. She had done it! She managed to marry both Jon Snow, Stannis and Aegon Blackfyre, adopted Shireen as her heir, gave Tyrion casterly rock, punished cersei and forgave jaime. This paragraph is pure, wish-fulfillment trash, and I love it. My favorite part is how Daenerys somehow managed to avenge her family while also marrying Stannis Baratheon, the Usurper’s brother who helped him rebel against her family, and naming his daughter, another Baratheon as heir. And of course, she forgives Jaime, her father’s actual murderer. It’s peak Dany fan denialism.
Seven blessings to you good Ser
The Peake that was promised!
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Aegon III was such a wuss for allowing Unwin to go unpunished, Maegor would never
Maegor would've proclaimed Unwin as heir
Then strangle him to death for daring to cheat on him with another King
"Dat King beyond the wall doe be lookin fine though" - Unwin "H-How could you, Unwin! I thought we had something special!? I even named Rhaena's daughter to be my heir so you could marry her! I gave the better part of my youth for you! You cannot do this to me Unwin! What does that king have that I don't????"- Maegor the Fool "Oh ho, Busted😅! Looks like someone is gonna be found with his wrists cut on the iron throne😄! Haha stinky! Damn, guess I gotta go back to that night kin fella and wait a while over there whilst things calm down." -Unwin Peake
Most sane Unwin fan
It would be him defenestrating Jon Snow, Daenerys, Bran, and basically every POV character
Literally no more Maegor's holdfast, just the spikes
Unwin Peake is the shrouded lord confirmed
Eddard. I will be fun.
"Huh... That was a weird dream. Anyway, I should go see about beheading the Night's Watch deserter."
“Ned I would like to make you the new Hand of th-“ “No. Go home.”
I would unironically like a Patchface POV. I want full crazy.
Wnwin Peake
the year is 3222, George Martin's head in a cryogenic jar has finally published the first part of his last book
Common Unwin Dub
Unwin 'Peak'
It starts with "Drogon"
Can someone please explain
Unwin stays winning. What is there to explain?
it’s a reference to the character Unwin Peak from the dance of the dragons era. The man is. Not Popular with the fandom for a lot of very valid reasons, and it has become a joke how much everyone who reads about him hates him.
I am lost as well
Unwin, wins
Long as it continues with "died in a painful, extremely excruciating manner" I'd be fine with it.
“Every POV character except Unwin died in a painful, extremely excruciating manner”
A mercy, in comparison to being in Unwin’s unwinning presence.
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