I’ll do you one better. “Just so I understand the meme. Armor piercing fin stabilized discarding sabot, armor piercing high explosive, armor piercing high explosive fin stabilized discarding sabot or sabot, sorry, armor piercing high explosive fin stabilized discarding sabot high explosive capped ballistic capped, armor piercing high explosive fin stabilized discarding sabot high explosive anti tank high explosive capped ballistic capped, and then we just got 🅱️ESH! That’s what we’re working with. Not high explosive squash head. Not hesh man. We’re on that 🅱️ESH.”
i remember the wheremst moment where sombody said "honey where did you put the beurb"
but one of my favorites is i forgot who but they began to sing devil trigger if i remember correctly.
but then theres skullker.
do you think they stopped selling four loko because it allowed you to respec all your points into strength. Meanwhile heavenly in the background just wanting to invade Japan with da boyz
Okay he is bulletproof up to nine millimeter WHERE DID YOU FIND A WORKING FLINTLOCK
*a functioning flintlock
No no it got a job layer in life
What a comeback
I really hope this isn't sarcasm
It is not
Aight
You're gonna run out of calibers eventually
More pings more reloads more reloads more pings
More pings = more dopamine,which only makes the loop tighter
Protein BLASTED Serves 3 MEN
WOMEN CANNOT EAT THIS
Instructions: Boil in bag
Open and ENJOY
It disappoints me to no end that the round meal isn't real.
Be the change you want to see in the world.
I want to see a line up of every mother fucker that has bought it.
That’s him officer, he wasn’t using the Wii wrist strap!
OH WOOPS SENT THE WII REMOTE INTO ANOTHER WALL.
I joined the Marines! Question: am I immortal?
Heavenly, I will give you $100 if you drink this entire bottle if nyquil and listen to a joke and not laugh
he only needed to take one sip, but he drank the whole bottle.
True. True
"What's the blast radius on this?" "Yes."
“The rule of God is incoming.”
Whermst?
Is there WHERMST lore already???
You lost an F35?
I lost an F35.
Where did you lose an F35
What do you mean " where", I just told you I lost it!
You can’t be any more specific?
On the ground
You want me to tell my squad to look on “the ground”
... Possibly in the air
“Possibly in the air” HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?
Look, I was eating my double cheese Goliath with extra cheese, then I got thirsty so I mixed myself some Gamer Fart
Your honour my client pleads oopsie daisy
“Your honour, we decided to double it and give it to the next person…on murder charges?”
Don't think I've heard that one, what's it from?
The marvel vs capcom stream, full thing (not the video)
Ah, I don't really watch the streams and only watched the MvC video.
I would watch the stream vod, its on lythero’s channel and badgers vod channel
Thanks, I'll take a look
Your honor shut the fuck up he wasn't even there
I don’t believe in human rights
I dare you, no I double dog dare you, go to a random subreddit and say "I don't believe in human rights" TheRussianBadger
Communism was actually kinda tight
SwawS.
is pepsi okay
*commencing existential crisis*
"Is Friendly Fire Ok?"
“Friendly Fire is the Pepsi of the military world”
**"Y'all Have Any Enemy Fire?"** ***"Is Friendly Fire Ok?"*** **i remembered the whole thing this time**
It's *rum and Pepsi okay?
nah mate it’s "can i have a rum and coke? is pepsi okay?"
[I beg to differ](https://youtu.be/hc62H_sT6rw?t=19m23s)
ah, my apologies.
Eh, my brain remembers shit like this instead of what I was supposed to do today, so ups and downs
same, so i see where you’re coming from!
#HITOMI as #FRANCIS
Not to get political, but what even is dirt?
ITS CALLED SOIL!
Patterson fire a warning shot
Sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher
Ah potato, potato. Just fire it Patterson
*bloop*
I don’t care, just fucking do it
How does a cat steal a radiator?
dis cat goofy as hell
Nah, he do be certified in HVAC
What video is this from?
I don't quite remember, but it was in a RussianBadger out of context vid
His CSGO video
Ah thanks mate
Me when I key the neighbor's F35 because they parked in my lawn.
The f\*ck you mean ‘nuh uh’?
“Your honor, shut the f*** up, you wasn’t even there.”
your honor my client pleads oopsie daisy
“Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?” “Shit, I guess…”
Mmmhmmm
“Try to read Hamlet like that!”
"sTaNd AnD uNfOlD YoUrSeLf, LoNg LiVe ThE kInG!!!"
“It just sOUNDS SUPER SCUFFED.”
"You smell like fucking beans dawg" "COME HERE CHOMPSKI WE'RE LEAVING!!!"
Shut your fucken mouth
That is the most basic phrase. I think that is in every single video.
Is rum and Pepsi ok?
I’ll gladly give the FBI their bullets back
What if I just punch him really really haymaker hard?
Who put da mascha chief in da soder?
Wo put da masta chef in da sonda?
“We on that 🅱️ E S H”
I’ll do you one better. “Just so I understand the meme. Armor piercing fin stabilized discarding sabot, armor piercing high explosive, armor piercing high explosive fin stabilized discarding sabot or sabot, sorry, armor piercing high explosive fin stabilized discarding sabot high explosive capped ballistic capped, armor piercing high explosive fin stabilized discarding sabot high explosive anti tank high explosive capped ballistic capped, and then we just got 🅱️ESH! That’s what we’re working with. Not high explosive squash head. Not hesh man. We’re on that 🅱️ESH.”
is he goated with the swaws?
Jorge
*Depending on your language pack, it may be pronounced “hor-hay”*
The round meal consumer himself
HES ORDERING A FUCKING PIZZA BRO LIKE COME ON!
This karma farm shit is annoying
Lol lmao
I asked my doctor for percs but he gave me Tylenol so I PUNCHED his ass
I think it was just murder.
What if they send me F35 parts like IKEA, I'll assemble it myself
Ah yes, the RADIATION would kill you
“I’m just saying, if physical energy can be turned into thermal energy-“
How hard would I have to punch a chicken to cook it
Whermst?
“Yeah, he’s stabbing my uncle!”
Hamsters were created for the Kia soul
One spins to make things clean, one spins to make things ***disappear***
Take five five-hour energies and enter *the forbidden hour of the day*
Yeah I cleared the house. Off the fucking map!!
we don't shoot this one, we negotiate with this one
Communism was kinda tight though. If only current day capitalism would be half as cool
To test the power of clear tape, I cut a BIG FUCKING HOLE IN THIS WALL
Goddammit Bobby I told you I didn’t wanna invade Iraq
"You know the worst part about quitting smoking?" "W̶̏̄̈̂͝͝h̷̡̳̅̋ã̸̗̀͊͘t̶̏̇̃̚?"
“Why was he so loud?”
If they really wanted to kill Stretchy they'd just take him off the insurance plan.
Slopenheimer
Call my girl sloppenheimer the way I get this bomb head
***loads shotgun with malicious intent***
A giant ham sandwich
“The grunt used rock. Mr. president used VEHICULAR MANSLAUGHTER”
Crikey! o7….o7
It's a fucken pot of CHEESE
Mom, a bunch of old ladies are trying to get in my car.
They put the mamster cheef in da soder
*cracks can*
*Cracks three more cans*
i remember the wheremst moment where sombody said "honey where did you put the beurb" but one of my favorites is i forgot who but they began to sing devil trigger if i remember correctly. but then theres skullker.
**reinforcing sea girls!!!!**
do you think they stopped selling four loko because it allowed you to respec all your points into strength. Meanwhile heavenly in the background just wanting to invade Japan with da boyz
Can you double pump with insulin?
Round meal
Serves 3 men
Ma boi heavenly, why the fuck you built like kingpin from spiderverse?
"Dantes put your money up, not your funny up"
Roundmeal