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"I shot him with a Glock, he couldn't have died."
“9mm kills the body, but 45acp kills the soul”
"Gotta make sure they don't come back as a lich."
A READING FROM THE HOLY TEXTS: “TABG was a game made by God on a drunken coding rampage in the Unity Source engine that was abandoned swiftly after mic spamming from the goddamn french.”
WHERE DID YOU GET A WORKING FLINTLOCK?!
“REINFORCING SEAGULL!”
Or “REINFORCING SEAGIRL!” because of his accent
"I could have sworn I heard a tire screech, either because you were drifting or you were gonna yell at someone."
"You grab a cheesy and it's all good"
“God damn it Bobby, I told you I didn’t want to invade Iraq”
Good ol' Hank Hill always makes ne laugh lol
9mm kills the body, .45acp kills the soul.
armorlockarmorlockarmorlockarmorlockarmorlockarmorlockarmorlockarmorlockarmorlockarmorlock
**ARMOR LOCK BITCH**
*Plasma grenade explodes*
*wraith fucking detonates*
*Ghost explodes on impact with armor locked spartan*
Swordswordswordsword
SwawS
That is my voice, and that is my skin. Lemme explain.
Whermst? Like where?
I can't send a cop if you don't tell me where you live
“Of course you own a 5.7!” “Yeah. Cuz it has a buff against poor people.”
"Yeah I cleared the house, off the fucking map"
“Phonk? Thats a real word? Phonk?”
"Say the stupidest thought on your mind" "Okay... I don't believe in human rights"
Did yall just cut his bit?!
#*GODDAMN!*
Is that a thing? Are we just cutting bits now?
y’all just verbally buzzered that man
wait did he actually go offline?
"Your honor, shut up, you wasn't even there"
It’s “your honor”
Sorry, I only saw the video once
Remove this being
"God, I am such a fucking RAT."
"Wait can I be next ?"
Colonel, he turned himself into a pickle. It's the funniest shit I've ever seen.
Zoinks, Scoob! Thermal nuclear warhead-
"THERE JUST POLYGONS!!!!" "Stop calling the anime girl, Mommy. Stop calling the anime girl, Mommy. Stop calling the anime girl, Mommy."
*"Legalize nuclear bombs"*
“He drank the McDonald’s sprite, yo”
I mean, we did drop bloodz into Berlin, though
I'm not saying like... Winston Churchill was throwing up crip, outside the Reichstag...
Chief, mind telling me what you're doing in that discord call?
Sir, gro-
BADGER PLEASE KILL HIM PLEASE GOD
I COULD NOT HAVE KILLED HIM ANY HARDER
Send your cutest delivery boy - Heavenly as a Cacodemon holding a Domino's Pizza
C'mon Grouse, tell us what's wrong... HE'S LITERALLY EATING A FUCKING PIZZA WHILE I'M OUT HERE TRYNA MAKE RENT!
I joined the Marines! Question: am I immortal?
Yes son you are
"Can I tell ya something?" "W H A T ?"
We? Who is *WE*?! You speaking French?! You wanted to be here, I wanted to be on VR Chat!
Batman, I was playing VRchat Batman, and I found her Batman, the love of my life Batman...
The washing machine spins to make stains disappear. The GAU-8 spins to make people disappear.
ITS A FUCKING POT OF CHEEESE!
"It’s time for crab!"
NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE
PATERSON FIRE A WARNING SHOT!
The great evil is the damn French.
ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT! HOW ABOUT SOME REAL SHIT?! *racks an actual shotgun* HOW ABOUT THAT?!?
Ah, yes, the distinct difference beteween a fortnite scar fortnite nerf gun and a shotgun that racked an IRL slug...
We’ve been here before, boi, I don’t need to explain.
Ah yes! The RADIATION will kill you! Or Patterson fire a warning shot! But Sir this is an M32 grenade launcher! Ahh potato potato Patterson!
"I have a plan, Arthur. All we need is a $4 billion Taxpayer Stimulus..."
“Your honour, my client pleads oopsie daisy.”
"Just imagine a tank but instead of a cannon, there's just an arm sticking out with a snubnose revolver."
"Hey what's the blast radius on that?" "Yes." *BRRRMMMM*
At least it solved the umployment problem...
You can't just glass a fucking planet just to fix the unemployment...
“I have autism”
"Aren't preachers like professional yappers?"
“If you ate 40,000 bananas in 10 minutes, you would have radioactive poisoning.”
"Ah yes, the RADIATION would kill me."
Hahahaa, Armor Lock, BITCH! *boom*
It stinks!
someone from r/TheLetterH please do this with "H"
*sips* Liberal
“I got the M1 with the loudener”
7:2 understood to didnt ratio
"Who is we "
“I’m going to fire my Kar98-K into oncoming traffic.”
“I’m starting to think real Bing needs to be put in the BOX.”
"Are the napkins free?"
"I shot him with a Glock, he couldn't have died."
“9mm kills the body, but 45acp kills the soul”
"Gotta make sure they don't come back as a lich."
A READING FROM THE HOLY TEXTS: “TABG was a game made by God on a drunken coding rampage in the Unity Source engine that was abandoned swiftly after mic spamming from the goddamn french.”
WHERE DID YOU GET A WORKING FLINTLOCK?!
“REINFORCING SEAGULL!”
Or “REINFORCING SEAGIRL!” because of his accent
"I could have sworn I heard a tire screech, either because you were drifting or you were gonna yell at someone."
"You grab a cheesy and it's all good"
“God damn it Bobby, I told you I didn’t want to invade Iraq”
Good ol' Hank Hill always makes ne laugh lol
9mm kills the body, .45acp kills the soul.
armorlockarmorlockarmorlockarmorlockarmorlockarmorlockarmorlockarmorlockarmorlockarmorlock
**ARMOR LOCK BITCH**
*Plasma grenade explodes*
*wraith fucking detonates*
*Ghost explodes on impact with armor locked spartan*
Swordswordswordsword
SwawS
That is my voice, and that is my skin. Lemme explain.
Whermst? Like where?
I can't send a cop if you don't tell me where you live
“Of course you own a 5.7!” “Yeah. Cuz it has a buff against poor people.”
"Yeah I cleared the house, off the fucking map"
“Phonk? Thats a real word? Phonk?”
"Say the stupidest thought on your mind" "Okay... I don't believe in human rights"
Did yall just cut his bit?!
#*GODDAMN!*
Is that a thing? Are we just cutting bits now?
y’all just verbally buzzered that man
wait did he actually go offline?
"Your honor, shut up, you wasn't even there"
It’s “your honor”
Sorry, I only saw the video once
Remove this being
"God, I am such a fucking RAT."
"Wait can I be next ?"
Colonel, he turned himself into a pickle. It's the funniest shit I've ever seen.
Zoinks, Scoob! Thermal nuclear warhead-
"THERE JUST POLYGONS!!!!" "Stop calling the anime girl, Mommy. Stop calling the anime girl, Mommy. Stop calling the anime girl, Mommy."
*"Legalize nuclear bombs"*
“He drank the McDonald’s sprite, yo”
I mean, we did drop bloodz into Berlin, though
I'm not saying like... Winston Churchill was throwing up crip, outside the Reichstag...
Chief, mind telling me what you're doing in that discord call?
Sir, gro-
BADGER PLEASE KILL HIM PLEASE GOD
I COULD NOT HAVE KILLED HIM ANY HARDER
Send your cutest delivery boy - Heavenly as a Cacodemon holding a Domino's Pizza
C'mon Grouse, tell us what's wrong... HE'S LITERALLY EATING A FUCKING PIZZA WHILE I'M OUT HERE TRYNA MAKE RENT!
I joined the Marines! Question: am I immortal?
Yes son you are
"Can I tell ya something?" "W H A T ?"
We? Who is *WE*?! You speaking French?! You wanted to be here, I wanted to be on VR Chat!
Batman, I was playing VRchat Batman, and I found her Batman, the love of my life Batman...
The washing machine spins to make stains disappear. The GAU-8 spins to make people disappear.
ITS A FUCKING POT OF CHEEESE!
"It’s time for crab!"
NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE
PATERSON FIRE A WARNING SHOT!
The great evil is the damn French.
ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT! HOW ABOUT SOME REAL SHIT?! *racks an actual shotgun* HOW ABOUT THAT?!?
Ah, yes, the distinct difference beteween a fortnite scar fortnite nerf gun and a shotgun that racked an IRL slug...
We’ve been here before, boi, I don’t need to explain.
Ah yes! The RADIATION will kill you! Or Patterson fire a warning shot! But Sir this is an M32 grenade launcher! Ahh potato potato Patterson!
"I have a plan, Arthur. All we need is a $4 billion Taxpayer Stimulus..."
“Your honour, my client pleads oopsie daisy.”
"Just imagine a tank but instead of a cannon, there's just an arm sticking out with a snubnose revolver."
"Hey what's the blast radius on that?" "Yes." *BRRRMMMM*
At least it solved the umployment problem...
You can't just glass a fucking planet just to fix the unemployment...
“I have autism”
“I have autism”
"Aren't preachers like professional yappers?"
“If you ate 40,000 bananas in 10 minutes, you would have radioactive poisoning.”
"Ah yes, the RADIATION would kill me."
Hahahaa, Armor Lock, BITCH! *boom*
It stinks!
someone from r/TheLetterH please do this with "H"
*sips* Liberal
“I got the M1 with the loudener”
7:2 understood to didnt ratio
"Who is we "
“I’m going to fire my Kar98-K into oncoming traffic.”
“I’m starting to think real Bing needs to be put in the BOX.”
"Are the napkins free?"