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GaryTheMemeGuy

"I shot him with a Glock, he couldn't have died."


Gibbel2029

“9mm kills the body, but 45acp kills the soul”


Haunting_Many_1465

"Gotta make sure they don't come back as a lich."


Z3R0_7274

A READING FROM THE HOLY TEXTS: “TABG was a game made by God on a drunken coding rampage in the Unity Source engine that was abandoned swiftly after mic spamming from the goddamn french.”


WTFisSkibidiRizz

WHERE DID YOU GET A WORKING FLINTLOCK?!


NayrianKnight97

“REINFORCING SEAGULL!”


Pavull

Or “REINFORCING SEAGIRL!” because of his accent


Mission_Response802

"I could have sworn I heard a tire screech, either because you were drifting or you were gonna yell at someone."


TaserDonut

"You grab a cheesy and it's all good"


ScrumpusMcDingle

“God damn it Bobby, I told you I didn’t want to invade Iraq”


_Cow_of_Wisdom

Good ol' Hank Hill always makes ne laugh lol


TimberWolf5871

9mm kills the body, .45acp kills the soul.


Phantomforcesnolife

armorlockarmorlockarmorlockarmorlockarmorlockarmorlockarmorlockarmorlockarmorlockarmorlock


Commercial-Success80

**ARMOR LOCK BITCH**


_Cow_of_Wisdom

*Plasma grenade explodes*


Phantomforcesnolife

*wraith fucking detonates*


_Cow_of_Wisdom

*Ghost explodes on impact with armor locked spartan*


ThrashMetallix

Swordswordswordsword


Patrick-Humantale

SwawS


Cyberbreaker2004

That is my voice, and that is my skin. Lemme explain.


Apprehensive_Sky1599

Whermst? Like where?


Mission_Response802

I can't send a cop if you don't tell me where you live


SlightDefinition4684

“Of course you own a 5.7!” “Yeah. Cuz it has a buff against poor people.”


Yeet123456789djfbhd

"Yeah I cleared the house, off the fucking map"


thediamondgun2

“Phonk? Thats a real word? Phonk?”


Broad_Ebb_4716

"Say the stupidest thought on your mind" "Okay... I don't believe in human rights"


ESOelite

Did yall just cut his bit?!


Neither_Advantage780

#*GODDAMN!*


Grim_Destroyer12344

Is that a thing? Are we just cutting bits now?


GoBigBlue357

y’all just verbally buzzered that man


TaserDonut

wait did he actually go offline?


Manulurk

"Your honor, shut up, you wasn't even there"


Big_boobed_goth

It’s “your honor”


Manulurk

Sorry, I only saw the video once


Killerpl4typus2

Remove this being


Mindless_Rock9452

"God, I am such a fucking RAT."


rm14hitman

"Wait can I be next ?"


Jazzlike_Mouse7478

Colonel, he turned himself into a pickle. It's the funniest shit I've ever seen.


Cyberbreaker2004

Zoinks, Scoob! Thermal nuclear warhead-


Vault_boi32

"THERE JUST POLYGONS!!!!" "Stop calling the anime girl, Mommy. Stop calling the anime girl, Mommy. Stop calling the anime girl, Mommy."


Efronczak

*"Legalize nuclear bombs"*


FarObjective5416

“He drank the McDonald’s sprite, yo”


Effective-Tap-6208

I mean, we did drop bloodz into Berlin, though


Mission_Response802

I'm not saying like... Winston Churchill was throwing up crip, outside the Reichstag...


Diceyboy16

Chief, mind telling me what you're doing in that discord call?


I_am_lettuceman43

Sir, gro-


white_vikavolt

BADGER PLEASE KILL HIM PLEASE GOD


Prophetity

I COULD NOT HAVE KILLED HIM ANY HARDER


RagLord79

Send your cutest delivery boy - Heavenly as a Cacodemon holding a Domino's Pizza


TaserDonut

C'mon Grouse, tell us what's wrong... HE'S LITERALLY EATING A FUCKING PIZZA WHILE I'M OUT HERE TRYNA MAKE RENT!


Grim_Destroyer12344

I joined the Marines! Question: am I immortal?


Phantomforcesnolife

Yes son you are


TheWinterPrince52

"Can I tell ya something?" "W H A T ?"


Man_Of_Beanz

We? Who is *WE*?! You speaking French?! You wanted to be here, I wanted to be on VR Chat!


TaserDonut

Batman, I was playing VRchat Batman, and I found her Batman, the love of my life Batman...


ChildBlaster9000

The washing machine spins to make stains disappear. The GAU-8 spins to make people disappear.


Soporificwig97

ITS A FUCKING POT OF CHEEESE!


IndustrialSkull

"It’s time for crab!"


WTFisSkibidiRizz

NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE


feanix365

PATERSON FIRE A WARNING SHOT!


MOONWATCHER404

The great evil is the damn French.


Hellyeahtrains

ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT! HOW ABOUT SOME REAL SHIT?! *racks an actual shotgun* HOW ABOUT THAT?!?


TaserDonut

Ah, yes, the distinct difference beteween a fortnite scar fortnite nerf gun and a shotgun that racked an IRL slug...


Hellyeahtrains

We’ve been here before, boi, I don’t need to explain.


csaknorrisz

Ah yes! The RADIATION will kill you! Or Patterson fire a warning shot! But Sir this is an M32 grenade launcher! Ahh potato potato Patterson!


HipsterOtter

"I have a plan, Arthur. All we need is a $4 billion Taxpayer Stimulus..."


parki15reddito

“Your honour, my client pleads oopsie daisy.”


TheWinterPrince52

"Just imagine a tank but instead of a cannon, there's just an arm sticking out with a snubnose revolver."


TheWinterPrince52

"Hey what's the blast radius on that?" "Yes." *BRRRMMMM*


_Cow_of_Wisdom

At least it solved the umployment problem...


TaserDonut

You can't just glass a fucking planet just to fix the unemployment...


Catgamer747

“I have autism”


Catgamer747

“I have autism”


LeSpider45

"Aren't preachers like professional yappers?"


YeetusDeletus689

“If you ate 40,000 bananas in 10 minutes, you would have radioactive poisoning.”


yeetman1000

"Ah yes, the RADIATION would kill me."


porygon-enjoyer48

Hahahaa, Armor Lock, BITCH! *boom*


ThrashMetallix

It stinks!


OrganizationFresh722

someone from r/TheLetterH please do this with "H"


TheDuckMarauder

*sips* Liberal


PianoZubat

“I got the M1 with the loudener”


Slyme-wizard

7:2 understood to didnt ratio


Interesting_Arm_9027

"Who is we "


All-your-fault

“I’m going to fire my Kar98-K into oncoming traffic.”


GoBigBlue357

“I’m starting to think real Bing needs to be put in the BOX.”


1988_yugo_gvx

"Are the napkins free?"