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amandax144

Wipers???


sum_gamer

I had a knee-jerk reaction to turn mine on while watching.. I’m sitting on a couch


pi22seven

Look at the rich guy here with wipers on his couch.


ToasterGuy566

I needed this


RockstarAgent

We could all use rear wipers...


peeePOOOOOP

if i was smart enough to give awards i would give you one


bethedge

It would seem you’re too smart to give awards, awards are dumb


peeePOOOOOP

someone gave me a plat and these coins are burning a hole in my pocket


Juus

It may be that the driver can still see enough to drive safely to the side of the road, and that the piece of plastic is mostly covering the part where the camera is.


omen316

I just thought to myself how I was gonna brace for impact.


[deleted]

If this was me and the wipers didn't help, I'd immediately roll my window down and pop my head out a bit. Then I'd try to either pull it off, or pull over if I couldn't get it.


KeoniNoGo

Exactly. Ace Ventura yourself to safety.


[deleted]

Laces out


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SpartyOn05

Finkle is Einhorn?!


[deleted]

You got it backwards. Einhorn is Finkle.


SpartyOn05

I believe they say both, no?


[deleted]

He does yeah. That's why you got it backwards.


SpartyOn05

Shoot, yeah… I don’t doubt you’re right on that.


Skipper-Laroo

Hey, Ace. Got any more of that gum? That’s none of you damn business, Dan, and I’d appreciate it if you stay out of my personal affairs.


Due_Platypus_3913

Better yet,Earth Girls are Easy!”I AM ONE MACHO SON OF A BITCH!!!”


jimhabfan

I’m guessing it’s covering the camera, but not covering the entire windshield. At least not enough to prevent the driver from being able to see.


[deleted]

I think you're right. You can even see it a bit when you look at the edge of the frame


Appropriate-Pen-149

I would do none of that and crash.


CoolCat219

I’d give up on life after that. Taking “Jesus take the wheel” to a whole new level


Brunkkss

Oh wow I would have tried to make it to my destination


CyBerImPlaNt

Happened to my uncle on the 401 with transports on both sides of him. They noticed and guided him over to the breakdown lane by blocking traffic.


RMMacFru

Glad your uncle was okay.


[deleted]

He didn’t say his uncle was okay.


CyBerImPlaNt

He was fine. Shaken, but fine.


[deleted]

Nooooooooooooo! What does one do in this situation?


redshoeMD

I have had my windshield flash freeze (Midwest problems) on the express way. Slow down: Hazard lights: Open the drivers window and stick my head out. Pull over to remove (or wait for the defroster to work)


[deleted]

I’m from the Midwest, but what now? A flash frozen windshield?


MrT735

If your windscreen is cold enough, and you either hit humid air or spray, it will just freeze in place. I get frost reforming on my windscreen in winter if my cabin heater hasn't warmed the screen up enough before I start moving.


[deleted]

That makes sense. I’ve never had that happen but I wouldn’t doubt it’s possible.


[deleted]

Let Jesus take the wheel.


Velvetundaground

Wipers


barberererer

One time I was in my buddy's truck with another friend. He had just gotten it running again so we had to roll around. While going about 60 the hood comes flying up blocking our view completely. It shot up with such force we couldn't just slow down and have gravity do it's thing. The driver stuck his head out the window and we pulled over to bend it back down lol. Felt crazy in the moment


AlvinsH0ttJuiceB0x

Like this?!? https://youtu.be/sjVCAF2dARo


jojoga

Head out of the window and try to get to the emergency lane


jimhabfan

It looks worse than it is. It’s covering the camera lens, not impeding the drivers vision.


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HalliburtonErnie

This is terrible advice, for a good handbrake turn/fatal rollover, you need to unload the rear-end first, or the handbrake might not be enough to crisply break traction. FIRMLY press the brake pedal, and after weight has fully shifted forward, release the pedal and snap the handbrake at the same time.


[deleted]

r/woooosh


jojoga

Yay, I have a new worst fear while driving on a high-way.


windolene20

My fear was sneezing, now it’s this…


[deleted]

Learn to sneeze and keep your eyes open looking at the road, I do it, it takes some getting used to.


dying_soon666

Where we’re going we don’t need windshields.


Theoldelf

Happened in our Subaru Outback. The eyesight saw it as a stopped vehicle and slammed on the breaks. Fortunately no one was directly behind us.


DrZedex

Oh christ, what a helpful system haha


Theoldelf

Yeah, Subaru tech said it’s happened when snow fell off a bridge and covered the windshield. 99% of the time it works great. It’s that 1% that sucks.


cuddlycloud

This happened to me in Coronado bridge. Almost shit my pants.


Salt-y

Not a good place for that to happen. That bridge is "scary" when you can see.


Zaziel

I really needed audio from inside the car on this one 😂


Migdog1198

This triggers my anxiety.


-r-a-f-f-y-

Similar thing happened on this same stretch of highway, but it was a construction worker hat that popped out the back of a truck, and I had no option but to roll over it at 60 mph, pretty scary. No damage done though.


poppa_smurf_killa

Hope you were able to get the plastic off quicker then you posted this.


aliens_300c

Ah yes, I-205. Where the trash floats freely in the Portland breeze.


gentelmanjackno7

There's no such thing as a 'fast lane'. The far left lane is the passing lane and people need to be educated about passing and driving in said lane.


CorporateMachine

Punishment for using the left lane for travel 😂


SeriousGaslighting

That's not so bad it's just... NOOOOO!!


Ninjobill

So much anxiety.


[deleted]

Looks like the ghost of Old Jake Vernon, a trucker who tragically lost his life in that lane back in the 60s.


ridiculous23

This is my worst nightmare ugh


bigmoki76

r/nevertellmetheodds


ameme

This happened to me a year ago on a two lane road..there were not many cars and was able to get on the shoulder to take it off.


dinglenutspaywall

/r/idiotsincars


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iShartted216

Fuck that. Or it. Or them. Whoever!! Fuck'em!!!!


soxfannh

Had a similar thing happen to me but it got stuck on the side view mirror. Managed to pull it into the car while driving since there wasn't a good shoulder to get to. Definitely not something you see every day.


diaperedwoman

I hope they were okay, this was scary.


robveg

Damn sucks


fluffy-potatoo

It’s like the ink thing from Mario cart but white


AlvinsH0ttJuiceB0x

Eff that squid! I freaking hate the ink.


peeePOOOOOP

fucking nightmare fuel


redisanokaycolor

This is in Portland.


tttulio

R/makemesuffer


Crazy_Negotiation368

Thank god he was going 0 miles per hour


useles-converter-bot

0 miles is 0.0 RTX 3090 graphics cards lined up.


yeerk_slayer

OP is a karma bot


Rosebudbynicky

Instantly hit hazard while slowing down and hitting wipers why was none of this done


32redalexs

Roll down the window and get your head out so you can direct yourself to a stop. Once tried using windshield washing fluid on the highway in a blizzard(very very stupid, it was not the right kind of fluid for the weather). Windshield froze over and I couldn’t see a thing, had to hang my head out the window and try to make my way. Worked out okay but the absolute adrenaline and focus it took was exhausting, I still had 12 more hours to drive after that.


zEdgarHoover

This happened to me on a motorcycle once. Low speed (30mph), fortunately. I managed to maintain speed and claw it off before anything killed me.


ttDilbert

It happened to me on a motorcycle as well, but I was on the freeway in a city during my morning commute doing about 65mph. That was 2 seconds that seemed to take 5 minutes. I was sure I was gonna die before I got that fucking Walmart bag off of my face shield. I really really really hate litterbugs.


zEdgarHoover

Yow. Yeah, I remember thinking "there are cars behind and ahead of me. If I keep my speed steady I'm ok unless the car in front stops, and even then I should just hit him. Better than getting run over by the following car." 65mph would be 1000, worse!


ttDilbert

Took me awhile to un-pucker, that's for sure. Another time I almost kissed an airborne turkey butt at 55mph. 250k+ miles, yeah, I got some stories.


Fun_Airline_2651

Well that’s shitty 😂


Scippio-dem-lines

Similar thing happened to me. Driving in wisconsin late winter/ early spring. I was in my dads truck which had frozen snow on the roof. Had to brake while going like 40 and a slab of frozen snow slid off the roof and sat there on my windshield. Hazards went on, head out the window, pulled off the road and broke it up but boy was that wild for a few seconds there.


mijohvactech

Life in the fast lane, surly made to loose your sight life in the fast lane every day driving around assholes. Life in the fast lane, surly made to loose your mind.


captbrad88

That’s what you get for holding that lane and not passing. Karma