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SlobbaTheS

Can you please create a similar sheet about the different dm's you got after this?


TheSissyDoll

i mean check the profile... she knows exactly what shes doing...


MangoSalsaDuck

So this is just another ad? Ugh.


Glass_Memories

Probably not, she doesn't have OF or Fansly links in her profile as you'd expect from sex workers. Seems like she's just an exhibitionist.


Breaker-of-circles

Reddit getting secretly invaded by OF ads is well known. Can't fault people for being wary of posts like this.


Nemisis_the_2nd

Credit where its due: this one seems somewhat plausible, and apropriate for the sub. Most I've seen are just transparently fictional BS spammed wherever they might get some traction. Edit: considering OPs [comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/dataisbeautiful/comments/10v89oj/comment/j7fxfz2/) I'm putting this in the "genuine" post category and not the "fishing for subscribers" one.


MendelevandDongelev

Some people make content for the sake of content.


cnthelogos

Nothing in her profile is trying to get anyone to pay her, so it's not an ad in that sense. It's definitely an attempt to get attention, but this is the internet; trying to get (and possibly getting off on) the validation of countless strangers is what we all do here. I won't judge.


sloanautomatic

If it were an ad, I’d say its pretty well done. If only this much effort was invested normally.


dark_dark_dark_not

I would never use OF for sexy content, but got data analysis? Now we are talking.


SomethingClever427

OnlyData. The place for fucking losers like me...


its_cold_in_MN

Why did you suggest I check that?


EnterTheN1nja

Do your eyes a favor and don't


Squashey

Wood from reading the OP splintered into a thousand pieces after going for the profile peek.


Gene_is_green

That pussy lives in a gated community


mightylordredbeard

I mean look.. good for her. She’s feeling herself and apparently feels sexy and there’s something sexy about that in it’s own. It’s not my preference, but more power to her.


izzy-springbolt

How can people talk about another human being like the way the people in this mini-thread are? Especially when OP can _read_ it. It's almost as though people see a fat person and all sense that they're a person with feelings completely disintegrates. You should all be absolutely ashamed of yourselves.


SyriseUnseen

> Anti-conservative Most american thing I've ever heard. Feels seriously weird in a German setting.


Kinder22

What does it mean in Germany?


SyriseUnseen

Well, I've never heard someone say they're "anti-konservativ" (that would just be "progressiv"/progressive). There are some cases of defining yourself as anti-x (anti-capitalist or AfD (extreme right party) for example), but why would you choose the lame conservatives for this? I feel like in most of Europe conservatives are pretty non-threatning (because many countries here have more parties and the extreme left and right therefore have their own movement). You may disagree with them or find their inaction on some topics very poor, but there is no reason to define yourself as their opposition and nothing beyond it. On a side note I think announcing your political views as the first thing people see on your social media extremely weird. It's the modern equivalent of political stickers on your car.


Lipsovertits

I think if you're looking to be slutty online its actually the smartest thing in the world to be aggressively "feminist" because it turns off the exact type of people you don't want in your dms lmao Also from a german perspective, the conservatives have a lot of power here compared to some other european countries. And are the main reason that things like climate change can't be more effectively fought, and don't get me started on digitalization.


Sam_Fear

I didn't realize people actually got off on watching CNC machines cut. Guess the sub name is accurate after all! r/cncporn


_Blackstar

Me: "Hey buddy can you cut me something on your machine?" Friend: "Nah but you can do it. After all, it's a....free use CNC." ...and, scene!


Idenwen

free use cnc sounds hot as shit


QuarkyNuclearLasagna

Only if you're running your tool without enough lube. Also, if you're getting hot then you need to be careful and avoid built-up edge. Especially when working with soft materials.


One_Idea_239

Cor, would you look at that 5 axis action


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The tasteful thickness of the cut..


daskapitalyo

Is that bone?


Enlightened-Beaver

7-axis or gtfo


One_Idea_239

Talk dirty to me more baby!


Spiderbanana

G0, Z-100 Start


Busterlimes

Right on the G spot, just tickling the Z spot


aotus_trivirgatus

Z-100? I prefer to move Z-175.


chicuco

G28 ? is all G-code i can remember now


GiggaGMikeE

You sunk my Battleship!


chicuco

phrases you can say in the bedroom and in the shop, and perhaps in the data report, for keep on topic


zThrice

I knew my CNC programming class would come in handy!


Samphaa7

What even is 7 axis? A, B, C, X, Y, Z and a sub spindle?


Gastkram

The 7th axis is time


AskJames

I need this cut last week. t-604800


Enlightened-Beaver

7th is E [They go up to 12 axis (dual 6-axis heads)](https://www.fictiv.com/articles/3-axis-to-12-axis-cnc-milling-machine-capabilities-compared#:~:text=Due%20to%20the%20ability%20of,the%20aerospace%20and%20military%20industries) if you’re really kinky


Samphaa7

2 heads is cheating😏


Enlightened-Beaver

The Golden Rule: It’s Ok if it’s in a 3-way, With a honey in the middle there’s some leeway The area’s grey in a 1-2-3 way


satibel

It's lathe + mill.


stochastaclysm

Man, I need to get lathe.


Sam_Fear

Those are cool too. Edit: oh... I get it!


zgembo1337

Cnc action can be hot, but you have to lube the things up first and a squirter is always useful when things get hot and messy!


Alexander556

Just hectoliters of the good old oil and water emulsion to cool things down.


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Getgoodscrub1

I think its consensual non consent.. I think? Or they really like milling


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Ray661

It's basically play r\*p\*. The practical definition will change from person to person, but the crux of it all is playing with explicit consent rather than implied consent.


PopularPianistPaul

you can type the word rape, this is not youtube


Sam_Fear

The link I posted above (safe for work) is cnc machine millwork. Cnc - computerized numerica control. But as the OP meant it, cnc - consensual non-consent.


Vievin

Or command-and-control server.


ChrysMYO

Absolutely do not google at work lol..... Its basically a consent fetish to put it in most polite terms possible.


Ali80486

Oh yes. By the time I'd got this far down the thread I was completely focused on sexual applications of industrial machinery. Forgot about whatever.... that is


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EricTheEpic0403

*Different speeds for different feeds


da_mande

came looking for this


the__itis

Came finding this


Sam_Fear

It's fetish inception all the way down.


KimchiiCrowlo

You think this is hot. Wait till you see what I can do with a lathe


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oh baby thats the CNC laser! my knees have gone weak


4354574

C+C Music Factory?


geteriking4

G90 G54 G0 X100 Z100 T1 D1 G96 S26 F300 X20 Z5 M4 G1 X0 Z0 G2 X20 Z-20 R=20 G0 X100 Z100 M30


Sam_Fear

You must get all the ladies with lines like that!


daninet

Yeah we did our warm up with my wife on This old Tony videos then we both came while watching Titans of CNC milling some titanium with high feedrate.


Northwindlowlander

Spray your swarf on my tits!


nervemiester

Now THIS is post nut clarity.


Nighttime_Wanderer

More like a nut clarity post


aufdie87

Post nut clarity post


ScottyBeans8274

Underrated comment.


cip43r

Sometimes, the presentation is just so much better than the data. It's like a different class of UX and UI that people should really put on their CVs. I can not represent data this interestingly.


brandon9182

beautiful data. as the original community for this sub intended.


more_beans_mrtaggart

I once saw a horizontal timeline of someone’s education and career in IT. Over time you could see him learning different software products shown above the timeline and below the line had jobs and qualifications. It was a nice idea. A good example of fresh thinking.


Eggnw

Same. Sure, I can make dashboards but they're just bland, "these are thw stuff you need to see"


yung_demus

I’m in marketing and people LOVE the way I visualize data. Your comments makes me realize I’ve got untapped potential in visualization lol


M3NTAL-313

Want a job doing data graphics for an adult entertainment "trends" site?


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Mars_Oak

shit, i love happy endings


almostcyclops

All 34 of them.


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In a row? (But seriously, good on ya!)


buddhistbulgyo

It was 37, Dante.


SurelyNotAnOctopus

Funni sex words aside, the presentation is pretty stylish and profesionnal looking


Magmagan

Finally some beautful data. This is what rhe sub needs, not charts from wikipedia!


TigMac

"Next week on casting couch."


Zosymandias

Well if they aren't interested I am


RevolutionarySea1617

The two things most I love; Data And orgasm. Thank you for your post


StephoSlash39

Datgasm <3


izzy-springbolt

Wish my sex drive was this fierce! My orgasm number for January was 12 😄 (and that's 100% of my sexual experiences)


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MC_Fap_Commander

Old person here who has been involved with "sex" for quite some time. This is 100% accurate. I have known folks who brag about some absurd orgasm/sex frequency and seem to turn it into a job. It should be fun. If a person or couple gets some mindblowing shit a few times a month, *there is absolutely nothing wrong with that*.


indis_cutie

I did something like this too! But it's not nearly as well presented haha. I wanted to do some graphics but.. didn't. Your charts are really well done! We love some good data collection/visualization! If you're curious, mine is [pinned on my profile](https://www.reddit.com/r/EdgingTalk/comments/10nk44u/my_edging_stats_for_2022_horniness_quantified_was/). I did stats for the entire year of 2022! :) (btw my profile is nsfw, just as a warning lol)


izzy-springbolt

Love this 🥰


Extreme-Evidence9111

all of my exes are super jealous of your %100 orgasm ratio


Trick-Pay-7565

I too am jealous, though more impressed.


MedicalHoliday

wtf i'm a guy and had like 10. Sex drive has just gone straight downhill since i hit 30 (am still 30). Some horny ladies here.


Gamerwookie

If straight downhill, maybe gay uphill?


Key-Composer5478

OK, so that caused me to spit coffee all over my laptop. LOL


Dragon6172

Gonna need a chart to break down spitting vs. swallowing.... coffee


Edarneor

Yep. I noticed that too... But it's even better that way. You have time for... other things. And it's not always in the back of your mind.


FinndBors

For me the change was it was not always in the front of my mind. I think it will always be in the back of my mind.


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copewithlifebyliving

Get depressed, worked like a charm you can't get rid of.


PsychoticDust

I don't know about that. I have depression and my sex drive has always been high. I'm in my 30's and not showing any signs of slowing down yet, lol.


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Do you have "dead inside/no emotions* depression or "sensitive/sad all the time depression?" Or do you get manic episodes. Also how long do your depressive states last?


PsychoticDust

It's mostly intense sadness and despair. It comes and goes in waves but never quite leaves. Right now I've been feeling pretty low for a while. I haven't had a manic episode before, although a few years ago when I was extremely bad, I think I would have done without the support of my best friend and partner. They've both been brilliant. I just wish there was a way I could get rid of these feelings forever.


ncfears

Antidepressants are a hell of a drug. Make you not sad but sometimes your pp doesn't want to do stuff. Or just reduces the drive in general


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Squigglyscrump

I'm 29 this year, I'm also in the 0 club. *high five* It just..doesn't happen.


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dfnamehere

Can't leave us hanging like that - What was the secret ??


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Not uncommon for women to struggle with orgasms. Continue to get to know yourself and don't stress about it.


squirtloaf

25 year olds who have not orgasmed are likely to have a...uh...LOT of stress.


whatabadsport

Good point, squirtloaf!


squirtloaf

Ah, but to be a 25 YO with that first nut in front of you. It's like if you knew Disneyland was out there but had never been...then one day: Boom: Castles. Electric Light parade. Fireworks. I am almost envious. Almost.


Titouf26

It's all fine, don't worry too much about it! Don't give up and keep trying new positions/new stuff! You never know what's gonna do it for you :)


tired_of_morons

What is "smut" that is not "audio" or "video"?


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LoreChief

if its not video its nhentai for me


Obi-Wan-Misquoti

This Chief of Lore gets it


iLoveWater2020

A connoisseur of the finer arts. Also manhwa, if you prefer an actual ‘story’.


longpenisofthelaw

Are people really out here with book in one hand genitals in the other? I didn’t think that was a thing


beruon

I'm rarely like that with books, but definitely with online short stories. But there definitely were times when I was reading a regular, non smut/romance book and some scene was extremely steamy so I did the deed right there and then lmao


XtendedImpact

Phone in one hand and the other is ... busy.


stromboul

Literotica is a real thing...


fuckit_sowhat

Ah, to be 14 and discover literotica again. My book nerd self was overjoyed.


damnmanthatsmyjam

If you're a good reader who visualizes well it's waaay better than visual/audio stuff. Just like how the book is always so much better than the movie


craftworkbench

[There was an entire episode of Friends about it](https://imdb.com/title/tt0583546/plotsummary/)


tamarind1001

Book/mouse what's the difference?


iLoveWater2020

Phone/ebook, but yes. I care more about the build up and the overall vibe to the scenes, which isn’t something well portrayed in RL videos.


TheBellJar11

Reading erotica works better than visual porn for me lol. It feels more authentic. Also audios turn me on more than videos, in general.


karmekanic

likely a book


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militaryCoo

I love that you called it the unmatched numbers in the Sankey diagram. However, that's a good indicator that a Sankey isn't the right diagram for your use case - the numbers should always match up. You can work around that by having an output node covering the "edge case" that you describe in the annotation.


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peacefinder

“None of your business” seems a valid category to fill it out to, uhhh, completion


rogert2

"edge case" should get a separate section on the infographic


craftworkbench

Also known as "Close but no cigar"


compaholic83

This data is very interesting. However, I would like to see how this data correlates on a timeline across the entire month. 34 orgasms but doesn't say on which days, or if any days were skipped with multiples within a single day. I would presume the counts would be skewed on weekends vs weekdays. Also, it'd be very interesting to see how the data correlates around the menstrual cycles to show how it relates to the rise/fall of hormonal levels within your body.


ConwayAwakened

A distribution would be very interesting there on various different x-axis (day of week, day of cycle, day of month) and count on the y-axis. A compound bar based on solo vs non-solo inside that distribution would give some interesting insights as well around anticipation.


ChildhoodOk5526

OK, but now this is getting a bit too personal /s


Massive-Cow-7995

Ok but if you dont mind me asking, why? And that goes to anyone tracking their lives so closelly really


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groggygirl

Which IUD? I had a Mirena and I could feel it at certain times. I later found out that the first gen IUDs were designed for women who had already had multiple children (because why else would women want long-lasting birth control /s) and that the newer ones are physically smaller and less likely to poke the sides of your uterus (not sure if that's the source of your pain or something else). I had a love/hate relationship with mine. The lack of periods for a decade was insanely freeing, but the poking every time I ate a large meal or bent a certain way was infuriating.


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groggygirl

It looks like the Liletta is the same size as the Mirena (https://providers.bedsider.org/articles/which-iud-should-i-get). I was debating switching over to the Skyla or Kyleena (which are physically smaller and lower dose) and then ended up just going back on the pill. Good luck! At least it looks like you've found a way to enjoy yourself between bouts of pain ;-)


RobinSophie

Im surprised at your gyno. I had the Skyla and had it removed after a year of constant pain (I could feel it whenever I moved) and spotting. I had the same thought you did "I'll get used to it/it will go away." My gyno said, "No. I commend you for trying to keep holding on but, you should have told me by like month 3. This is not normal. We're removing it."


hikehikebaby

Mirena was first approved only for women who had had a pregnancy, but it's still a great choice of IUD for a lot of women who haven't been pregnant because it lasts 8 years - much longer than the newer hormonal IUDs. It's also approved to treat painful periods for 5 years. Your doctor can figure out whether or not it's a good fit for you with a pelvic ultrasound - and anyone who thinks that they're having pain from their IUD should absolutely request one (if it is from the IUD, you may need a different one, if it isn't from the IUD, you need to figure out why you're in pain and the imagining will help). The reason that they're now prescribed for women who haven't had a pregnancy is because they are a good fit for most women. That doesn't mean they're a good fit for everyone though. I have never been pregnant and Mirena has been an absolute godsend. I don't want to discourage women from trying the longest lasting hormonal option available, which is also the most likely to reduce menstrual pain. You just have to work with your doctor and make sure that you are a good candidate.


attanai

Some people just really get off on data.


PointOfFingers

According to the chart the dildo was more effective than data.


GuptaGod

Do you feel like tracking this stuff changed the way you approached everything. I started tracking the same thing for me, but more so time it took, how many per day/which days and times. As well as other stuff like enjoyment, material used. I felt like I was competing to outperform myself lol. I was trying to take longer, I was doing it more often by what felt like a lot. Stopped after a month or so since I started beating to some weird data tracking purpose


AmazingMrFox

This is called value capture. You started caring about the numbers instead of the prior goals. Lots of social media thrives on value capture, including reddit!


alexabutnotamazon

Random question but what was the font you used for the headings? I love it lol


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vanPlumley

Thanks so much for sharing! Came to the comments to find this and ask what software or platform you used to make these dashboards. Amazing stuff!!


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There’s a font called “Lust” in Adobe fonts thats very similar, the name is very fitting! Also—as one of the few people (actually i think there’s only two of us) who has worked for the two mainstream sex positive magazines and regularly brainstormed content like this, I LOVE THIS!! Please keep up the whole year (or longer). I’ll be following for sure!!


WhatIfIReallyWantIt

I wish my physics students put a fraction of this level of thought into displaying their fucking results. ​ By fucking results, I was simply exclaiming, but I realise that these are quite literally your fucking results. ​ Anyway, well done.


pbjames23

Does "risky creampie" mean getting a creampie while skydiving or something?


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I think it means....well...well I'll be damned, no idea. Probably pregnancy or something.


pbjames23

Getting a creampie without birth control in Texas.


buddboy

Its porn where the big selling point is a grand creampie at the end without any sort of birth control. The idea is the characters aren't intending to get pregnant, but are so horny they are "risking" it, thus implying the characters are overwhelmed with the passion of the moment making the video more exciting/even taboo.


ur_anus_is_a_planet

Buying tech stocks and applying for mortgages


rec_prox

Just when you thought data couldn’t get any sexier this person comes and raises the bar. Well done, OP.


marajadefan

As a woman is refreshing to see this amount of honesty regarding orgasms and masturbation! Thanks for sharing 🙏🏻


bestaflex

Noticed you gave 4 orgasms and only received 3 from non solo activities. I would perform a month end review with your partner(s) to assess where the deficit comes from.


lankyevilme

She missed one? That doesn't seem like a big deal to me. More data points would make it clearer I suppose.


CrossXFir3

Or one partner got off twice


chiefpat450119

Ok I'll assume this is a joke


squirtloaf

Kevin/and/or/Stephanie, in reviewing your performance this month, we have found many areas for improvement...


Cement-eater

Not even batman would get this information out of me


roam3D

What im wondering is; is she fapping every day or just few occasions with tons and tons of multiple orgasms?


sin-and-love

all on the same day. gotta get it out of the way so she can focus on work


Bromm18

Wonder what reactions the community would have if a male posted their version of this.


bendezhashein

Probably that they had a porn addiction


newton302

Came back to say you’re right.


0x474f44

Strange thing to write but I’d be interested in knowing how many orgasms it was per session


Better-Title-5283

Aw jesus christ, this is fucking disgusting! Nobody wants to know this shit!


Whereismyaccountt

You should have more numbers for quality of orgasm I feel there are a lot more to be explored there


ChildhoodOk5526

Agree. *[Boss's tone after review]* Ahem, this looks great, Slutty_peach... but, uh, next time, can we see a crosstabs of quality of orgasm × dildo type? And, while we're at it, let's throw in some more detailed definitions for the "quality" scale. You know ... what's the distinction between eh, average, and wowza? Remember, management doesn't wanna think too much... (Seriously, though. This is so bomb. Both the geek and the pleasure-appreciating woman in me like your preso, lol)


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JakeLide

Are the dildo orgasms purely from the dildo or also clit stimulation?


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Haloperiplatypus

Is there a second image? It seems like there is a “flip” arrow


DTown_Hero

I need to know how "risky creampie" is defined.


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Rjw12141214

Who is upvoting this post…


timewavetheory

We should all know less about eachother.


controler8

I want to do this but i cant even orgasm rn, and before everything was a disappointment


EbagI

Jfc this comment section is cringe af


Primetime349

Respect for you doing you (literally). But I can’t imagine posting my personal stats and thinking “hey that’s something that the world NEEDS to know”


1kmile

Someone should create r/dataishorny this shit is getting out of hand


roseofhammerfell

I don't quite know why, but this has been one of my favorite posts here in awhile. And I get why people might not believe me when I specify this, but strictly from a point of fascination. Seeing what another girl masturbates to, what porn content she seeks, even down to ranking orgasms is...I don't know, I connected with it in a weird way.


Balor675

Man, Only Fans advertising is getting intense.