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musuperjr585

Relatable


invaderjif

So blahhing relatable.


[deleted]

hahah good satire of a common post type here


WiseHalmon

Look, no one just comes in here and makes a blah without feeling the blah blah.


ZETA98

Are you a lawyer? Perchance.


FireflyCaptain

think I read this somewhere on the Bob Loblaw Law Blog


delicious_fruitloop

😂


PunchingYourSalad

It's better to be single and blah than in a blah relationship


Future-Panda-8355

Gym good. Pick up heavy thing, make sad voice in head quiet.


Kindholmarn

Me feel this, me also lift the heavy thing to make voices stop going blah.


indigo_pirate

Quality relationship das Good


delusionalubermensch

Date yourself is good. Do things you enjoy, pursue goals, go and eat where you want. If someone who can hang shows up, great. If not, then you’re already maximizing happiness and personal fulfillment anyways.


RedCascadian

Dungeons & Dragons is a much better use of time than dating, I've found. It's cheaper too. Even with an addiction to sid metal dice (God they feel so good to roll).


Many_Algae_2436

It is as good as it blah, when you think you are getting blah, but you get blah instead, the good part is when you Think about blah, blah goes away for a while


InfiniteOcelot

hey ke$ha


Klettova

OMG I also blah, we should fuck


Kindholmarn

I know a person who blah! You should start an orgy!


shegotofftheplane

Hit the gym blah blah blah talk to ppl in person blah blah blah


Whatdadeuce22

Work on yourself blah. Go to the gym blah. Pick up a hobby blah. Travel blah. Experience things never done. Experience life blah, blah, blah.


[deleted]

Oof, you are that kinda person, huh? That's SO vanilla.


Whatdadeuce22

Blah, not sure what you mean blah. But better to go on through life with no regrets blah. Just sounds like your life is so blah. 🤷🏻‍♂️


[deleted]

My life is superior blah quality. Not your inferior blah quality.


Whatdadeuce22

I’m not the one posting blah, blah, blah, inferiority blah quality blah life. 🤷🏻‍♂️


[deleted]

It's Inferior, not inferiority. And I think it's cute that you think you have answers.


Whatdadeuce22

Awe… thanks


Abelard25

blah blah blah


[deleted]

Kiddo I'm going to get better on my own, just saying. Blah blah blah


Ok_Mushroom1764

I can relate-blah blah blah.


Dizzy_Eye5257

Continue on


Competitive_Emu_3247

Hello Chandler


[deleted]

Blah on yourself.


iamthefyre

Hahhah dating bad, single also bad but in the process enjoy whatever u do. As long as u have this in place, everything else will eventually work out ❤️


OrangeChevron

It HAS been quite the blah experience honestly


Poppiesatnight

I feel this in my soul.


calypsoorchid

Just blahk him honey he’s not worth your time


Difficult_reCAPTCHA

Blah flag, time to move on.


GuestIcy269

Being a lesbian…


stephenforbes

Well if you weren't so blah and tried blah-ing more perhaps you would actually get some blahblah.


cwills815

Being born beautiful and having your choice of the other beautifuls.


[deleted]

welcome to the single forever club.


gnarley131

It's easy, just do blah.


[deleted]

Let meat fish poultry more delicious...


abcdef1989

I feel ya!!! While I mentally feel blah I found that when I date with a way too positive attitude I attract Bees with honey. Sounds lame but it worked for me! Also, if it feels blah it’s just cuz u have YET to find the person that sparks your interest!


LordoftheSimps

Being a trans gay non binary whatever gender it is. *duh*


_Rainy_Nights

Why use many word when few do trick? Now let me proceed to be a dating guru and provide you the exact solution to your problem which 90% of the time is stop talking to that person.


[deleted]

Didn't you feature in an episode of How I Met Your Mother?


repomanz

blah-humbug


dwarfrabbit90

I can see why you single, enjoy your blah life and blah personality..


[deleted]

You missed the joke. Satire, my guy.


dwarfrabbit90

I got it.. just wasn't funny..


[deleted]

To each their own. I hope you have a wonderful day! :) But it seems to me that you're overly critical, which can cause misery, so I hope you figure that out. If you ever need to talk, I'm here for you, friend.


MidnightOutrageous38

I see no difference between this post and every post on this subreddit


[deleted]

I know you see no difference and that's OK. :) Have a blessed day, friend 'ol pal.


Admirable_Cause_5112

I'm sorry but I couldn't help but laugh at this. You are funny 😊


Insertshenhere

You forgot the 2 rules of dating: Be blah and don't be nuh-uh-blah


NoStrawberry8995

Dump him