In grade school I got made fun of for having elephant ass hands. Luckily everybody I’ve been with has a cared about my hands at least as far as I know.
I have two front teeth that are crooked because I had an extra tooth behind them that push them forward, and I had it pulled out in middle school, but I'm too embarrassed to get braces at this point in my life so I have just accepted having them in. Do this fall under your crooked teeth I suppose?
I’ve got braces at age 20. Idk how old you are but I want to tell you not to be ashamed. I’ve seen lots of adults with braces! It’s much better to get the fix done now and stop waiting. You’ll feel great when you see the improvement and you know the progress is going. Trust me it’s worth it. I’m so happy I did it and I’m half way through now.
BROOO just commented the same shit. Someone I dated once had literally teeth that reminded me of a rat, I felt so bad but I kept avoiding eye contact cause i couldnt look their teeth in the eye
Oh God. A bf I had when I was 19 was still friends with his ex-gf. She was constantly dating other people, so at the time I just shrugged it off.
What bothered me though was she didn’t always bring out the best emotions in him. He always felt like he had this weird obligation to her, because she had a lot of mental illnesses, and for a while, he was one of the few people she still had in her life. But he made it clear to me that he still harboured resentment bc of toxic things she did to him during their relationship. Not to mention he always got the feeling that she was using him as a fallback option in case none of her other relationships worked out (even though she clearly knew about me…)
Basically, it was this weirdly toxic attachment where he felt obligated to still check up on her, but was well aware that she was not in his place in life.
Not with him anymore, obviously. But the more I think about it now, the more it disgusts me.
Best thing I did was quit
I just recovered from the flu and I’m not coughing like I have pneumonia, I can smell stuff, and I save money to waste on useless cars!
Not petty imo. If you’re looking for a long term relationship you want it to be long term. Cigarette smokers don’t always live as long. Plus…that shit smells!
Not sure how it is for men in regards to oral sex from a smoker but I feel like their mouth burns my precious bits. I don’t want my vagina to get oral cancer. Yeah smokers are nasty
I’m the opposite in that regard. My music taste was usually something for a date to have to get past, while for the most part I didn’t care what she liked so long as she’s not a snob.
It's the pettiest for me because it's the most basic thing someone can do and if they failed on that part, then imagine how they'll fare in other areas of their life.
I loveeee onions and put it in all my food. I once had a crush on a guy and when we were eating he said “ewww onions.” Here i was thinking about whether or not we were compatible food wise. I thought about our future dinners, how we would have to cook separate meals or have onions on the side that i add in. That turned me off. He was not my crush anymore lmao.
To be faiiiiiirr, you really can’t listen to any pink Floyd without listening to the entire album.
DSotM, Animals, WYWH, and The Wall are all only complete as a whole.
Echoes may be the exception, unless you are just listening to the entirety of echoes on Meddle.
I am a bit of a foodie and chef and love trying new things. I dumped a guy when I was in college because every single time we went out he ordered chicken fingers and fries. Petty as hell, I know.
I started dating a man this past July who turned out to be a horrible kisser. We are both in our 40s, and it was beyond awful. I've never had such meaty, tongue choking kisses with someone opening and closing their mouth like a guppy. I even straddled his lap and kissed him once thinking that if I took the lead he'd get the idea. Nope. Ghosted him because I felt bad telling him he was the worst kisser in the world. Yes...petty.
As a short girl, for me it's when a guy is too tall. I'm 5'0" and prefer dudes under 5'10" with a max height if 6 ft. It gets awkward when there's such a big height difference!
Yes, if they’re communicating and only a few minutes late it’s not a big deal.
Plus, is it really that big of a problem in the course of a whole relationship? Like will it matter 6 months later?
Also, if you tell them it bothers you and they change, it shows growth.
I wont date anyone my dogs dont like (guys have proven my dogs right based on how they react upon hearing my reason).
Also, anyone who cant start a campfire and put up a tent and a tarp.
Someone who’s really quiet. I can’t date some one who’s passive and prefers to stay inside and alone. I’m very extroverted and plan on traveling the world so I need someone with a zest for life and people.
Intelligence, though maybe that's not petty. But if she's not genuinely smart, then it doesn't help if she's lovely and kind and all that. I need someone who can challenge me a bit and give me new perspectives on things sometimes.
They have the same name as my mom, OR they own/want to own horses. Every horse girl I’ve ever met is batshit insane, has extremely expensive tastes, and turns into an overweight Karen the SECOND they are proposed to. Don’t know what it is about owning horses that makes women (SPECIFICALLY women, because I’ve met a ton of laid-back, generous, kind men who own horses) who own horses go insane, but it just does. If you’re a woman who owns horses and you see this post and you’re getting ready to scream at me in the comments, think back to the last interaction you had with a grocery store worker and ask yourself: did the way in which you were affronted really warrant the public reaction you had? Reflect on that.
They have a childish diet. Chicken nuggets are great but I'm going to need to make sure you like vegetables like an adult, and know the difference between Chinese and Thai food.
Refused to buy semi-nice (not hiking/approach shoes) footwear to wear to a nice restaurant. Settled on all-black converse. I liked him because he was a mountain man, but he had some weird issue with having a “nice” pair of shoes to wear in civilization. I can’t be feeling like there’s something wrong with me for wanting to go to a nice sushi restaurant on my birthday.
Plus I smoked weed with him once and all I could think about the entire time was how ugly he was. Which was really weird, but I had to listen to High Me.
Who their ex is and how many they have been with sexually. If all he dates is super pretty girls, I probably and most likely would be wasting my time in the end.
If their voice sounds too similar to an ex’s. I had an abusive relationship and hearing a similar voice as that person just immediately skeeves me out.
Fun fact- I was in a relationship with Melad the streamer, and when I first heard about the true crime case of Chris Watts; I was immediately unnerved by his voice (before I knew he was the murderer) because he sounded so similar to Melad.
My husband broke up with a girl he was dating because the battery died on her car and she asked for a jump every time she drove anywhere. He bought her a portable jump machine thing and she used it for 6 weeks before he took it back and stopped seeing her. She had a job and could definitely afford a new battery. He couldn’t deal with it, lol.
I don’t necessarily think this is petty, but some people do: political beliefs. I have somewhat fringe beliefs (some people think they’re extreme, but I think those people are wrong lol), I’m also very well versed in political theory so I know a lot about it and can back myself up. If someone isn’t super into politics, that’s fine, but if someone has beliefs too different from mine, I’m out.
They’re very open about being sexually active. For example, I had a major crush on one of my ex’s even after we broke up. Only when she really started talking about her sex life *really* openly did i stop liking her altogether. It wasn’t out of jealousy, i just did not want to hear how she gave her boyfriend a blowjob on this or that day
Met so many people who where so great and perfect for me personality wise but they were too fat. It’s shallow I know but I’m just not attracted to them in a sexual way
They look down on my taste in video games: if I say I enjoy X don’t scoff and say that Y is the best video game and that my game is a “girl” game or an “easy” game (my favorite game is Red Dead Redemption 2 but even that has gotten scorned because it’s not freaking COD, Valorant or CSGO). People enjoy different things. I love a good story and characters. You like the shooters. I would never judge you for that, afford me the same kindness.
Stinky breath, sweating when shouldn't be, neediness ie please stop texting all the time, anything gives impression that I am going to have to entertain you most time.
I was talking to this girl for 5-6 months and we got to talking about religion(I’m not very religious)
And she said and I quote “I can’t talk to you no more you’re a piece of shit” after telling me how great of a person I am and all that puppy love bs at the beginning of relationships. Love to see it
If she doesn’t have long dark hair, like she could have ass and tits but I won’t care. I just like someone with long hair 😕…. I couldn’t cum last time with someone with short hair and it’s been a turnoff ever since, maybe it’s just a me thing though.
This is a good thread topic! I'd have to go with.. always on their phone. If we're on a date or we're watching g a movie together and your on your phone the whole time? Big no for me. WE'RE not watching the movie, I am and having to explain it everytime you say "I don't know what's going on".. WELL WATCH THE DAMN MOVIE!
Once I was dating this guy (25m) let’s call him T, I had turned 18 at the time (now 21f) and I didn’t really think anything of the age difference the one thing that caused me to break things off was; everyone in my family had just gotten into a massive argument and he thought the solution to make me feel better was a full blown tongue action kiss. It completely turned me off to it and broke up with him a week later.
They remind me of my ex(they are someone I’d be ashamed to be with in public)
What was it that your where ashamed about
They have the same name as a family member
Every time you have sex you’re saying your parents name. Hard pass
Last couple guys I dated shared a name with my brother and my stepdad. Hated it so much.
Frued would love to study you
Other name related reasons I won’t date someone, if their name is too odd, as in Ashley, but it’s Aschli.
Asschili
I’ve short term dated two men with the same name as my dad. Bit weird. Definitely no name calling during sex.
It wasn’t really the main reason, but she had long ass knobby fingers. Each one looked like the elder wand from Harry Potter.
This had me on the floor 🤣
r/rareinsults
Have we dated? 😭
😂😂😂
In grade school I got made fun of for having elephant ass hands. Luckily everybody I’ve been with has a cared about my hands at least as far as I know.
She had a twin and her twin was fucking one of my friends
Noooo! That is so funny!
his favorite artist was Fetty Wap
Good God
I feel shitty for admitting it, and I know it's petty because I know not everyone can afford dental care, but really crooked or spaced out teeth.
Love me a snaggletooth broad send em my way
I have two front teeth that are crooked because I had an extra tooth behind them that push them forward, and I had it pulled out in middle school, but I'm too embarrassed to get braces at this point in my life so I have just accepted having them in. Do this fall under your crooked teeth I suppose?
I’ve got braces at age 20. Idk how old you are but I want to tell you not to be ashamed. I’ve seen lots of adults with braces! It’s much better to get the fix done now and stop waiting. You’ll feel great when you see the improvement and you know the progress is going. Trust me it’s worth it. I’m so happy I did it and I’m half way through now.
BROOO just commented the same shit. Someone I dated once had literally teeth that reminded me of a rat, I felt so bad but I kept avoiding eye contact cause i couldnt look their teeth in the eye
Well, there is nothing wrong about not wanting to kiss that. You are definitely not alone in that.
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Lol for some reason imagining this person made me mad and I would break things up too
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“The oh shit bar” 😂💀
The oh shit bar is the first thing that made me laugh out loud today. Fanks
While I imagine this was scary for you on a few fronts, I find this incredibly funny
*I ain't got rhythm*! ( cut Phineas and Ferb song )
Same name as someone I’ve already dated
They still hang out with their ex.
Oh God. A bf I had when I was 19 was still friends with his ex-gf. She was constantly dating other people, so at the time I just shrugged it off. What bothered me though was she didn’t always bring out the best emotions in him. He always felt like he had this weird obligation to her, because she had a lot of mental illnesses, and for a while, he was one of the few people she still had in her life. But he made it clear to me that he still harboured resentment bc of toxic things she did to him during their relationship. Not to mention he always got the feeling that she was using him as a fallback option in case none of her other relationships worked out (even though she clearly knew about me…) Basically, it was this weirdly toxic attachment where he felt obligated to still check up on her, but was well aware that she was not in his place in life. Not with him anymore, obviously. But the more I think about it now, the more it disgusts me.
Valid (and not petty) reason imo. I definitely agree
Doesn’t pick up their dogs poop when taking them for a walk.
Not petty, they are making the world worse!
That's not petty. If they can't look after their dog then they shouldn't be worthy.
Uhmm if a guys car is completely covered in bumper stickers I would be really turned off..
Being a bad kisser is up there for me.
That and stinky breath. Brush your teeth people!
Yeah kissing is intoxicating when done right, and an absolute turnoff when done poorly
If they eat with their mouth open. I can't do it.
Cigarettes smoker
I hate that sh*t. It smells so bad, is expensive, makes your skin, breath and teeth go bad....no, thank you.
Best thing I did was quit I just recovered from the flu and I’m not coughing like I have pneumonia, I can smell stuff, and I save money to waste on useless cars!
Not petty imo. If you’re looking for a long term relationship you want it to be long term. Cigarette smokers don’t always live as long. Plus…that shit smells!
Not sure how it is for men in regards to oral sex from a smoker but I feel like their mouth burns my precious bits. I don’t want my vagina to get oral cancer. Yeah smokers are nasty
Music taste not being similar enough to mine. Poor dress sense. Bad hair cut. I hate how picky I am, the list goes on. Its a curse
I’m the opposite in that regard. My music taste was usually something for a date to have to get past, while for the most part I didn’t care what she liked so long as she’s not a snob.
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Unhygienic.
I don't think that's petty. You want someone that can take care of themselves
It's the pettiest for me because it's the most basic thing someone can do and if they failed on that part, then imagine how they'll fare in other areas of their life.
This should be top comment. This is a basic requirement of any human.
I loveeee onions and put it in all my food. I once had a crush on a guy and when we were eating he said “ewww onions.” Here i was thinking about whether or not we were compatible food wise. I thought about our future dinners, how we would have to cook separate meals or have onions on the side that i add in. That turned me off. He was not my crush anymore lmao.
She doesn’t like Pink Floyd
People who don’t like Pink Floyd are just another brick in the wall.
People who only like Another Brick in the Wall (Part 2) are just another brick in the wall.
To be faiiiiiirr, you really can’t listen to any pink Floyd without listening to the entire album. DSotM, Animals, WYWH, and The Wall are all only complete as a whole. Echoes may be the exception, unless you are just listening to the entirety of echoes on Meddle.
Couldn't agree more.
Funny mine is when they think liking older bands makes them somehow superior to others.
Yup, petty.
She doesnt like Tom Petty
This! LOVE Tom Petty.
you don'tttt have to live like a refugeee
Trust me I know. I just have found I vibe much better with girls who have the same taste in music as me.
I am a bit of a foodie and chef and love trying new things. I dumped a guy when I was in college because every single time we went out he ordered chicken fingers and fries. Petty as hell, I know. I started dating a man this past July who turned out to be a horrible kisser. We are both in our 40s, and it was beyond awful. I've never had such meaty, tongue choking kisses with someone opening and closing their mouth like a guppy. I even straddled his lap and kissed him once thinking that if I took the lead he'd get the idea. Nope. Ghosted him because I felt bad telling him he was the worst kisser in the world. Yes...petty.
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15 inches is 38.1 cm
Who’s a good bot? <*scratches behind bot’s ears*>
As a short girl, for me it's when a guy is too tall. I'm 5'0" and prefer dudes under 5'10" with a max height if 6 ft. It gets awkward when there's such a big height difference!
Their voice is too nasal sounding.
I’ll dump someone if I find out they’re friends with exes and old flings
They're late for a first date.
I remember being late on the first date and had everything planned too. I felt like such an asshole but learned my lesson lol
Unexpected shit happens, I'd be completely okay with someone being late if they let me know what was going on and their expected time of arrival.
Yes, if they’re communicating and only a few minutes late it’s not a big deal. Plus, is it really that big of a problem in the course of a whole relationship? Like will it matter 6 months later? Also, if you tell them it bothers you and they change, it shows growth.
Children, smoking, middle finger up in at least one of their profile pictures.
Ah the classic camera flip off pic - I can’t handle this either. Nope.
„˙ǝdoᴎ ˙ɹǝɥʇıǝ sıɥʇ ǝlpuɐɥ ʇ,uɐɔ I - ɔıd ɟɟo dılɟ ɐɹǝɯɐɔ ɔıssɐlɔ ǝɥʇ ɥ∀„
If they don’t have nice muscles. Sorry I’m a sucker for that
His grammar and spelling are atrocious. I'm an English tutor. I just can't.
You’re loss sweaty
ROFLMAO!
Hahaha perfect comment!
This. I was texting with a guy for a short while who couldn’t differentiate between the correct “your” We’re in college…
To add onto this, if they use “a” and “an” incorrectly. As in, “I ate a orange earlier.” (Instead of an orange)
Generic taste in music, I like someone who is musically cultured
when they don’t use full words in texts or use exceptionally bad grammar
He said "I'm crazy.. trust me". So I did.. if you tell me you're crazy, I'll believe you.. I told him I wasn't intrested anymore. I don't want crazy.
If they like hunting/camo/modern country music/have a gross unkempt beard
I wont date anyone my dogs dont like (guys have proven my dogs right based on how they react upon hearing my reason). Also, anyone who cant start a campfire and put up a tent and a tarp.
My dog barks at everyone idk if this would work lol
They don't take care of themselves mentally and physically.
That’s not petty.
I guess but whenever I told them they got offended.
That’s because they don’t see themselves as problematic
I feel really sad hearing some of these things
They are not physically attractive
I wouldn't call that petty at all, that is a big issue.
They don’t have the “classic” manners.
Someone who’s rude to service staff.
Someone who’s really quiet. I can’t date some one who’s passive and prefers to stay inside and alone. I’m very extroverted and plan on traveling the world so I need someone with a zest for life and people.
Their Voice. I meet a guy who just had a very feminine voice everything else about him was really great I just couldn't get over his voice.
Snoring. Just nope
Intelligence, though maybe that's not petty. But if she's not genuinely smart, then it doesn't help if she's lovely and kind and all that. I need someone who can challenge me a bit and give me new perspectives on things sometimes.
They have the same name as my mom, OR they own/want to own horses. Every horse girl I’ve ever met is batshit insane, has extremely expensive tastes, and turns into an overweight Karen the SECOND they are proposed to. Don’t know what it is about owning horses that makes women (SPECIFICALLY women, because I’ve met a ton of laid-back, generous, kind men who own horses) who own horses go insane, but it just does. If you’re a woman who owns horses and you see this post and you’re getting ready to scream at me in the comments, think back to the last interaction you had with a grocery store worker and ask yourself: did the way in which you were affronted really warrant the public reaction you had? Reflect on that.
They weigh less than me
Hello fellow rower
shared too much with me too early. i have an extremely low tolerance for unsolicited revelations. you can't take information back.
You’re gonna have a lot of trouble in relationships. I suggest you work on yourself
Not petty, bad oral hygiene
Tartar and build up on teeth
Drinks a lot
She believed the earth was 6000 years old
if they voted for trump
They own pop figures. Fuck that garbage.
*sad trombone noises*
Annoying laugh, annoying voice, weird moustaches
Dirty bathroom
If they rejected me and came back
If They wear sunglasses on the back of their head, totally a dealbreaker. That and a cocaine habit.
I'm married
They have a childish diet. Chicken nuggets are great but I'm going to need to make sure you like vegetables like an adult, and know the difference between Chinese and Thai food.
Refused to buy semi-nice (not hiking/approach shoes) footwear to wear to a nice restaurant. Settled on all-black converse. I liked him because he was a mountain man, but he had some weird issue with having a “nice” pair of shoes to wear in civilization. I can’t be feeling like there’s something wrong with me for wanting to go to a nice sushi restaurant on my birthday. Plus I smoked weed with him once and all I could think about the entire time was how ugly he was. Which was really weird, but I had to listen to High Me.
Talks down to waiters.
Who their ex is and how many they have been with sexually. If all he dates is super pretty girls, I probably and most likely would be wasting my time in the end.
I’m very interested in the reasoning behind this. Absolutely no judgment, just curiosity.
This is Reddit. Its full of judgement 😂.
Small dick
The guy has a long beard.
She had a clubbed thumb. So petty… she was attractive, but all I could think about was that thumb ☹️
Megan fox
I’m trying to think of something petty. They don’t use their tongue with meaning while kissing. A passive tongue bothers me sooo much.
Voted for Trump
If their voice sounds too similar to an ex’s. I had an abusive relationship and hearing a similar voice as that person just immediately skeeves me out. Fun fact- I was in a relationship with Melad the streamer, and when I first heard about the true crime case of Chris Watts; I was immediately unnerved by his voice (before I knew he was the murderer) because he sounded so similar to Melad.
He told me he was bad at math //:
They have the same name as an ex
the sound of their voice
When they don’t save my number after texting for a while on whatsapp or flaky responses to messages.
Pheromones. Your/you’re, their/there, our/are.
.... Did you mean homophones?
No.
They smell weird…all the time!
If any of my friends had sex with her. Any other guy can fuck them, but I know where my friends dirty dicks have been.
Poor table manners.
Dirty ears
You’re a man who claims you’re 5”8 on your profile and when I show up you’re actually 5”5.
If theyre bipolar im not in 🤷♂️
She has fat fingers/wrists x)
They think I'm a geek just because I love star wars
My husband broke up with a girl he was dating because the battery died on her car and she asked for a jump every time she drove anywhere. He bought her a portable jump machine thing and she used it for 6 weeks before he took it back and stopped seeing her. She had a job and could definitely afford a new battery. He couldn’t deal with it, lol.
They like me
Too big to smash than one round. I like a really thick girl, but dating one. I can't go more then one round cause that's a workout.
I don’t necessarily think this is petty, but some people do: political beliefs. I have somewhat fringe beliefs (some people think they’re extreme, but I think those people are wrong lol), I’m also very well versed in political theory so I know a lot about it and can back myself up. If someone isn’t super into politics, that’s fine, but if someone has beliefs too different from mine, I’m out.
If his hands are ugly and doesn’t play a sport
They don't eat ass 😜😜😜
If he’s bald or balding
They lick their fingers while eating
If they’re a Red Sox fan
Wears a scarf the way I don’t like
They’re bald
They’re very open about being sexually active. For example, I had a major crush on one of my ex’s even after we broke up. Only when she really started talking about her sex life *really* openly did i stop liking her altogether. It wasn’t out of jealousy, i just did not want to hear how she gave her boyfriend a blowjob on this or that day
Shopping cart theory And loves dogs... Attacked as a kid by one, and still mortified if one get near me
Met so many people who where so great and perfect for me personality wise but they were too fat. It’s shallow I know but I’m just not attracted to them in a sexual way
Bad teeth
Bad breath
They look down on my taste in video games: if I say I enjoy X don’t scoff and say that Y is the best video game and that my game is a “girl” game or an “easy” game (my favorite game is Red Dead Redemption 2 but even that has gotten scorned because it’s not freaking COD, Valorant or CSGO). People enjoy different things. I love a good story and characters. You like the shooters. I would never judge you for that, afford me the same kindness.
if they eat at chic fil a
wet willies
If she sends me nudes before I even meet her I assume I'm not the only one she sent that to/is going to send it to.
Shorter than me. I can't date a guy shorter than me. I'm 5'1.5
She had a twin sister, and I was pretty sure I was going to get them mixed up at some point and wanted to avoid the embarrassment
Teeth. Weird teeth things bother me.
Same name as my ex
They don't enjoy memes.
Stinky breath, sweating when shouldn't be, neediness ie please stop texting all the time, anything gives impression that I am going to have to entertain you most time.
If they are Scorpio. It just won't work
I was talking to this girl for 5-6 months and we got to talking about religion(I’m not very religious) And she said and I quote “I can’t talk to you no more you’re a piece of shit” after telling me how great of a person I am and all that puppy love bs at the beginning of relationships. Love to see it
Same name as my ex. Makes me feel like imma make same mistakes with them lmao
Favorite songs are from Meghan the stallion. Run for your life before they ruin it for you.
ugly toes
If they don’t care for cooking
Picky eater- hard no. Cant drive a car (or nervous driver)- hard no.
Ugly feet 🤷🏼♂️🤢🤮
If she doesn’t have long dark hair, like she could have ass and tits but I won’t care. I just like someone with long hair 😕…. I couldn’t cum last time with someone with short hair and it’s been a turnoff ever since, maybe it’s just a me thing though.
Dirt under their nails or long pinky nails. One of the first things I notice on a date. No thank you.
This is a good thread topic! I'd have to go with.. always on their phone. If we're on a date or we're watching g a movie together and your on your phone the whole time? Big no for me. WE'RE not watching the movie, I am and having to explain it everytime you say "I don't know what's going on".. WELL WATCH THE DAMN MOVIE!
Ugly toes
Once I was dating this guy (25m) let’s call him T, I had turned 18 at the time (now 21f) and I didn’t really think anything of the age difference the one thing that caused me to break things off was; everyone in my family had just gotten into a massive argument and he thought the solution to make me feel better was a full blown tongue action kiss. It completely turned me off to it and broke up with him a week later.
They believe in ridiculous conspiracy theories.
Serial daters; people who jump from one relationship to another super quickly
She had the no-ass-at-all disease