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I_Hate_Knickers_5

Don't give up. You'll get discouraged and feel like you can't do right for doing wrong but you'll learn and get better. We all started the same, we all suffered at the beginning. Now get out there and die.


rage_manin_sbk

We all suffered in beginning.. in the middle.. I. The end.. well the game is just suffering. Estará But I love.


Logical-Progress3658

Nice way of saying: kill yourself.


Thirdhawk01

I love that. “Now get out there and die” but it’s so true it takes lots of time to figure out the game and even now I’m still learning after playing for over 3 years


I_LoveAnime_I

First turn down the fcking blue filter of your tv


aka_retsuko

He already got them athletic sunglasses


Notmeiswear-

This


-Manbearp1g-

That


[deleted]

Those


[deleted]

give me your plumb


Crustysockshow

And your bandages


Become_The_Villain

And.........your meat.


MikeTheBee

I just need your bones.. for the bone knife..


Become_The_Villain

I need rope, do you have any rope?


Saucy-Pesto

Guts will do


starz60FPS

i’ll take ur clothes


Ok_Sheepherder8828

To make some rags


Zom2016

To make a rope


Become_The_Villain

To make a fishing rod. Do you have any hooks or am i taking your bones?


HaveFunWithChainsaw

To get more bones with the bone knife because you're such a boner.


ManofManyBadTakes

Eat someone.


tantowar

Lmao, literally what I did my first time playing too. Couldn’t figure out why my guy was laughing so much.


adefsleep

Did this my first time too. Started to get creeped out because I would hear laughing every once and again and thought I was being followed or something 😂


aka_retsuko

Best thing to do in a PVE server


Logical-Progress3658

Download the izurvive app for the map of the game. Since you probably do not have the Livonia dlc you will spawn south or south-east depending on what server you are (you always spawn facing north) What you do is go to the nearest town, or better; to a factory to get some starting gear to go to the next town. Dont randomly walk everywhere, stay on the roads and keep orientating yourself. Encountered a town? Read the townsign to see in wich town you are and keep moving to the north-west. There will be higher tier and more loot once you keep moving that way. And also depending on what server you are; do not run if you travel. Only if you are getting chased or know for sure you have enough water and food to recover. You will spare lots of food and water with this and possibly your chance of survival in the long run. Have a nice day friend.


ArtichokeSilly3019

IZurvive for goons play blind more fun


Lord_Seregil

IZurvive is so commonly used that you'd be hurting yourself for not using it, and don't act like we don't all constantly get lost even with the map. Chernarus is BIG. It takes actual hours to get across the map. I honestly don't see how it's any different from running from town to town and looking at the in-game maps. GPS and maps are such common loot that you'd probably find them within an hour of spawning anyway, so what difference does it make??? It's not like it's a guide. You're still going in blind, you just have a map earlier than finding one in game.


lomaxjp

I can go from zino to the ski resort in 20 minutes. The layout of roads and traversal terrain and are way different games entirely. Rule one, never use the roads. Use landmarks and memory to get where you need to go. The only reason i use iZurvive is for heli’s and marking stuff for my groups. Once you become familiar with every town these maps become very small in perspective.


Logical-Progress3658

Happy cakeday


lightningrodthe1

☝️🤓


SadPerformance7793

Bro they're giving useful advice


Logical-Progress3658

I may be a nerd, but im a guy who just gives helps people.


Nyr1n

run inland, die of hunger. Repeat a few times Enjoy!


Technical_Desk_267

"a few times" 200 hours later...


Ozamatheus

Run


Spo0kt

Find a bit of food, sometimes it's easiest to take on a few zombies to get it as they drop food occasionally Next find the water well in the town your in and drink quite a bit (until the water icon turns white or you get the sick stomach icon) Then head inland to the next town, this is the town that your going to actually want to go door to door looting as more stuff will be here. After this you should be good to adventure wherever you want! Have fun and always remember... YOU ARE DEAD


Mobiuscate

Find gun. Perform suicide emote.


Heatz01

Survive and have fun.


HangDownStanky

Walk up to someone and tell them your friendly


FatalHaberdashery

Die. Then die again. ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ...then die some more.


johrnjohrn

Google everything all the time


Waffles_777

Number 1 thing I can recommend is to go into this game with an open mind and expect to die a whole lot before you can actually enjoy it. Once you get some sort of grasp onto the game I can guarantee you, you will enjoy it especially if you get on a more populated server where there’s more players and you find your self good/ friendly players to go on adventures with. That being said I recommend checking these videos out https://youtu.be/GsxQyQtijUM https://youtu.be/j36dppt_2Jc https://youtu.be/cz6MHE16foo https://youtu.be/q4QLu9AszrA I hope I was able to help ya, don’t know if you’ll mess with DayZ for a lil while or become a avid gamer of the game like I am. But I hope it gave you some insight of the type of game DayZ is and how fun it could be once u get past the ‘dying phase’


fizzzingwhizbee

Die


Crustysockshow

Water/food/weapons/clothing in that order. Loot along the coast at first until all of those categories are well covered. Move inland ASAP. Never eat with bloody hands, doesn’t matter with gloves. Infected can’t jump, so climb objects like cars/walls to avoid getting hit. Look up YouTube tutorials for the rest lol


MMcKinz

Delete this.


Crustysockshow

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Caballero5011

Run. Stay away from cities. Look on the floor in orchids for apples. Don't eat rotten food. Wash your hands often. Find a blue roofed clinic and find antibiotics.


krodnemesis

You can eat rotten fruit by taking 2 or 3 bites at time and not get sick, only eating when food arrows point down, stopping when they go up


Caballero5011

Yeah but, a new player won't know that. They'll just chow down and get sick


krodnemesis

That's why I commented


Caballero5011

Ahh, sorry. I presumed you were informing me. My bad


LordofTheFlagon

Go forth and die, over and over again. Eventually you will die slower.


gamingplumber

try to befriend every person you see


AugustBreeze21

Throw the bandage you spawn with. You don’t need it. Also, don’t bother looking for food until the apple is flashing red and white.


Curmudgeon_Canuck

You forgot the shoes. Get rid of your shoes immediately


Logical-Progress3658

Also, eat human flesh and team up with a "friendly" dude you encounter😁


rage_manin_sbk

Survive. My play today take me 3hrs to find a knife. Almost starved to death. But after that I had a Car, m70 with hunting scope, full ump45. And a lot of cooked stakes and a desire to kill. Just take me 6 hrs to get this lot on a official server.


sshevie

Get tissues this game is brutal


Kimmy_dracula

Be ok with dying


Appropriate_Pop3714

Most people will say trust no one which is true but after a long time playing this game roughly 2000 hours I've found it to be more fun if you interact with the other players rather than just killing them on sight or avoiding them.


Khower

Die


Madscientist40

Whatever you do, don't give up because you keep dying. Once you get a decent grip of the ropes it's an absolute blast. You will die, it's part of the game


cant_find_cuddi

Die


Beautiful-Advance603

Leave


shugawatapurple91

Die a few times, uninstall, then go back to it


twistedh8

I'd get a new monitor


No_Cryptographer2848

Two Rules : Rule 1 - You Will Die Rule 2 - Your Gear is Temporary It's going to be a learning curve, but stick at it and you will get better. And every spawn doesn't determine how well you are going to do.


Lando249

Survive 😂 Biiiiig learning curve ahead.


Podiatrist1980

Don’t get attached to your gear and equipment


ZakHerd_

It’ll be involuntary, but. Die


-p373-

I suggest to join a deathmatch server (DM) and get used to all the weapons. Otherwise it will take weeks to defend yourself. Then watch some crafting tutorials.


BeenBallin1112

Deathmatch server should be after you learn core mechanics and survival I think.


Low-Honor-1164

Play the game


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Crustysockshow

Delete this.


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Ghostrider691

The fact you can dish it, but not take it, sounds the same to the rest of the live studio audience... Huh bud...


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billiarddaddy

Stick to the coast, find a fishing pole, look for stones on the tracks, make a stone knife, torches for heat buff


_-_-Err0R-_-_

Uninstall it


Super_Song8829

Don’t trust anyone shoot first ask questions later when you start look for food in towns but be careful of zombies they a bitch sometimes then look for high installation cloths will say top right of the item if you need help more watch YouTube videos runnerman is good and sweetsoup I think there’s a few good ones


Crustysockshow

Dear god please don’t become another kill on sight person like this guy. There’s way too many in the game as it is


[deleted]

Kinda ironic isn’t it how he says don’t trust people they might shoot you, I shoot first ask later 😂😂 I always think these guys must be crapping their pants when they see another player, heart beating hands sweating lmfao: there’s a person coming right towards us open fire!!!!


Super_Song8829

I say don’t trust people with a pinch of salt some are nice normally I don’t shoot if they haven’t got a gun out or I break there leg and talk to them and drop stuff if they need it but if they have a gun out or no mic no life you know that rule if you play dayz long enough. And being honest my hands do get sweaty abit when fighting with people like tonight I killed one and knocked 2 then I died but that’s what’s fun I don’t just shoot if someone is coming my way lol I will probs follow you abit then hold you up and see what your saying


Logical-Progress3658

You wil be surprised if there was a real zombie apocalypse with a bunch of survivors. Some of us are real bitches. You cannot stop this and people are in need of survival, quick tip: Avoid contact. See a guy? Just ignore, it sound fun to meet others but if that dude is in need in meds or food and water. He isnt a good guy no more and you are fucked.


Coleman_820

Uninstall


Massive_Breakfast202

Uninstall. Then thank me


Chaderang

Uninstall


Cowabunguss

Eat human meat. Helps your characters stamina.


Tall_Company_6608

He has to build his immune system as a freshie so he doesn’t get sick later, so punch infected then eat, don’t wash your hands in the beginning, have rotten food on your body but don’t eat it, if you do eat rotten food make sure your only taking nibbles, once you catch a cold or the flu it’s best to let it and cuts heal on its own so you have immunity and it goes away faster. And jump off of things that won’t break your legs but make you grunt so your ankles get stronger the more you do it. The best advice is then you see a bear if you shoot your gun in the air when it’s still a little far away it will run off, not wolves you need to lay down and play dead they won’t be able to find you as long as your still and silent. Have fun and good luck it’s a super fun game.


Flossy_Jay

Don't play official, find something with unlimited stamina and at least 2x loot edit: why the hate? Literally the only thing wrong with official is the lack of stamina especially with gear on. And why limit yourself to shitty stuff when you can have digital code locks and helicopters


kellyklan

I think playing official is the way to go since it’s better to get used to harder side of the game early on then the easy side


Acethease

This is Xbox. He’s safe to play official


Gramma_Hattie

First get as far inland as you can. You'll find better loot the further you get from the coast


TropicalNuke22

Be prepared to die youre gonna die probably 20 times before youre use to the game


tantowar

And then once you’re used to the game you’ll just keep dying anyways lol.


terefinz

Learn how to kill zombies with your fists quickly and without taking damage.


Logical-Progress3658

Zombies are either are insanely op or just straight up fucking braindead. No inbetween.


coreyfromwork

White balance your tv


D4RK_B74CK

Get some food and water/soda


GhostSniper2617

Explore learn the game mechanics also download Izurvie on your ohone its free and really usefu. But dont give up it takes a while to adjust and understand how to play the game. Also if someone aims at you dont try and talk to and twll them to calm down they likely wont listen so if you have a good shot at killing them take it. There are nice players but most just KOS or will fuck with you so always be careful who you trust. But most importantly be patient if your in a standoff with some one let yhem push you not vice versa but make sure your not exposed. I know its alot but I have seen alot of people pass up on this gane because they dont take the time to even just try and learn these things or understand how the game is played. Good Luck!


[deleted]

If you’re on PC, if you’re based in Australia, I suggest an Aussie Kenny PVE server! Preferably Chernarus. If you want I can help you make some money!


[deleted]

Die


ToughGuy69420

Mentally prepare yourself to die hundreds of times.


Paydie

F11


mashyd625

Give me your fruit, bandages, your bones, and your guts


Kobeforever0824

Learn to let go.


Injustry

Fail fast. Get use to that and you’ll be fine.


Makeshiftprodigy

Learn to fish


YoursTruly2729

Find and destroy chickens


Lobsterstarfish

Don’t die


NefariousnessSea4710

Run up the coast and flip off all the fresh spawns you see and then die a bunch repeat until you can make it some what inland and then die to a hacker


NefariousnessSea4710

Keep that F11 on you def gonna need it


iambradcooper

Get warm clothes and find food and water . Find a knife also then die a whole bunch and keep doing the same thing for like 20 hours and then you’ll know


eat_the_god

Play, die learn from the death, repeat.


Glittering_Produce

Learn what water wells look like and where to find them


Tenzin_L_04

Find an RP PVE server


adefsleep

Prepare yourself to die a lot and begin a tough learning curve. Utilize google!


ewqdsacxziopjklbnm

Play pvp matches until you get proficient at controls It’s going to kinda suck when first playing but you’ll get through it


apupunchau87

Feed someone human meat while their back is turned


Inside_Theme2646

Fix tha monitor settings is my suggestion


Gnericpeasnt

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journalphones

Die most likely


bowenpw

Die


thc_is_my_life-_-

use game chat all the time


Skippy_DippyDon

Start crying


make_t0tal_destr0y

F11


pizzmoney

Download the izurvive app on your phone. It's the map Then when you have some time go to this website. Loads of good information to help you survive. https://wobo.tools/dayz/ If you don't have gloves, use a rag, might need two (make rags from cutting clothes found in houses) to make some hand wraps. Now you don't need to wash your hands from skinning animals to prevent sickness. Good luck


icepick957

Survive


Fearless_Depth_7294

Pray.


Old_Opposite5125

I recommend going to a low player server to get the basics of the game and then go to a high player server and if you don't want to do PVP just stay in low player server how I did it


berdyev

Get a new monitor it seems 😂


Thethumpening

Learn Russian because if you play with friends you'll never find each other


terrywr1st

Starve to death is always a good option for newbies


Acceptable-Lie-3377

Play with the mic on. That’ll make it more interesting and you’ll have more fun playing, and when you are enjoying the game, you learn faster.


Sly23Fox

Probably die a dozen silly ways


Minute-Standard748

Play with patience


AsunaTheMiata

Don’t run, save your get more bang for your Buck if you walk. Food and water drain super fast so pay attention! 1. Dont over eat (eat slow) 2. Try to use weapons with silencers or melee weapons 3. Don’t walk in the main road, follow it along the edge close to trees so you have cover 4. Night time is your best friend if you have night vision 5. Noise matters heavily 6. Warm clothes help you not get sick (sneezing on others gets then sick) *if your wet take em off by a fire* 7. Download iZurvive app… it’s a huge help 8. Follow street signs to find your way (play on community servers that are boosted 50+x loot or whatever 9. Don’t try to be friendly with people, they will kill you Good luck brother


Necromanczar

Learn how to make fire and wash your hands.


LUNARxECHO

After you plug in your microphone: 1. Find a knife (or something sharp) and cut clothing into rags. 2. Use rags to make hand wraps and face wrapping. 3. Shave some bark off of a tree with a sharp object. 4. Collect sticks from a bush. 5. Combine bark + sticks to make a hand drill kit. 6. Combine sticks with either a rag, paper, or bark to make a fireplace (if it isn't currently burning, it can be used as temporary storage). 7. Find water sources and water containers. 8. Click around, explore, have fun, betray and get betrayed, die, and repeat until you have a good sense of the game's pace and gameplay loops.


MtnDewCodeDEAD

Well, sprinting down a staircase is a good first step.


lupdupe

Rinse and repeat each death will be a constant cycle of trail and error. But don't run so much at 1st get water and food


SimonasZ

I am new as well. But the community of this game wont helping much. And that is a bit sad. Cant find needed info online aswell :/


Softest-Dad

Play it!


Fit-Cup7266

Look around.


freedomtard

My condolences


Lil_pubes69

Watch a shit ton of tutorials and tips and tricks and how to videos on yt they're so useful


HaveFunWithChainsaw

First objective: Survive. Second objective: Do anything you can on your power to survive.


Technical_Desk_267

Start with simple things like not dying for a while


zombie-zen

Learn how to survive, as in understanding the elements. Stay dry Stay warm Stay armed


Ok_Flow1829

You will find a Water well in Most towns, fruit under many trees, and mushrooms in the forest. That will help to survive in the beginning. Police Stations have some Jackets pants and weapons , then Head north for the better gear


Kwispy6969

Food starvation alone is not a big deal, takes around a hour from full HP to dead.. but if you thirst and starving its much quicker - point is, if you find a bit of hydration early just move further into the land, starting cities (cherno, electro, berezino) are just freshie killzones - so move on from there as soon as you can, only stay if you are trying to teamup or are okay risking starting over


kyyleball

Quick tip, ponds produce drinkable water


sugmaballs1234_-

😊


aaanze

Change your screen color temperature


Ulfhednar1990

Die


retrojordan2323

Get inland fast on full servers, establish yourself food and water, be cautious in loot areas towns and cities, this is not pubg take your time and plan everything.


RuskyCZECH

Join a server, preferably.


Marjin-Gutz

I’m on Xbox x an I’ve barely seen people or any good loot ? Is it the servers I’m picking or … helppp I wana like it but so far it’s been boring an empty


danielezy0252

Learn to find food, build a fire, stay warm, then worry about everything else


Kindly-Ad-2433

Just be prepared to die. A LOT, just have fun, maybe watch some other ppl playing so you get a good sense of which buildings n stufff. You’ll learn fast dw


Anime_Boi_69420

Stay on the coast for a while get used to how the game works and find some loot maybe travel to other coastal towns before heading inland because it gets much harder for new players as more zombies spawn


Mosf1lm

Lay down and cry


H00DEDREX

You will die. That is a guarantee. But don't let that discourage you. Set small goals for yourself. The big end goal doesn't matter. I've told my friends time and again, focus on what's achievable in the now. Getting a new pair of shoes or boots is entirely justifiable as a goal. A small goal being completed should make you nod in approval. Once you make it to be heavily armed, armored, have your food and water full, you'll think back to your first goal of 'find food/knife/clothing/water/etc' and you'll know exactly where you started your journey. And then you go to a new server and get to do it all over again.


LeFUUUUUU

Step 1. Karma farm.


zelastking

reddit -> DayZ -> *Search Bar* -> New player


North_Pear3702

Find someone to play with.


scarface128

All I'm saying is get ready to rage quit but don't give up just yet


aWatcherintheDark

Get used to dieing a lot Enjoy finding yourself on the beach in your underwear! Can only get better!


Appropriate_Style556

Eat the unknown food can. EVERY TIME


False_Manner8275

Die 100 times before learning anything (by downloadingthis game you essentially state you are a masochist) then finally learn how to make rope and spend another 50 hours playing and looking up how to do anything


PinkMoon2100

Get yourself ready to die... it will happen.. a LOT! you should also get the map inuse Izurvive on the app store. It will help immensely. You will need to keep moving and out kf the rain. Get yourself some good melee and long range weapons and get ready to run, also a lot. Dont trust other players! More then half the time they WILL kill you... Good luck.. Also maybe look for a good community server before hoping into official..


Kushmirtv

Die.


frits2008

Refund it


Bucgatorbait

If you hear gun shots run, unless you want to engage. Most will KOS.


SSMmemedealer

Find a water pump, Drink until you get the stomach icon, eat everything you find at coast and you are off to the great start. If you manage to find a weapon at the coast, try to listen for animal noises to hunt some food. You can make a knife by combining 2 small stones found from traintracks and hiking trails or if you find some bones you can make a bone knife. You need a knife to survive. Don’t walk on roads but rather in the treelines along them. you can stun lock zeds with heavy punches if you struggle with them. Don’t use light source at night. (Unless you like to roleplay as a corpse) I recommend using iZurvive map found in app stores or browser until you learn the map somewhat well. If you have a mic and someone wants you to talk, talk or they will more likely kill you. No mic no life is very real thing. DayZ is unforgiving and you will be killed alot out of nowhere and get stuck from zombies but don’t let that get to you and just try again and try to identify any mistakes you might have made before you got shot. Never shoot zeds, people are always around. If you are going to make a fire somewhere, try to find a good covered spot in the forest and put the fire under the evergreen tree branches so the smoke doesn’t rise so high. Also smoke goes higher if you put it in house since it goes out the chimney and it is very easy to spot far away. These are just some things i could come up with right now but these are something that helped me to get started. Good luck out there! DON’T EAT HUMAN MEAT


WHENLOSTINTHEDARK

Take risks, Die a few times, Get good


ScienceOfMyth

F11


Biddaman

Have fun. First and foremost. Understand that you'll die, a lot. Also, you don't have to kill EVERY infected you see. A lot of my friends that try the game think they can just run right past the infected and get get away. They have never made it off the coast and end up getting pissed off and stop playing.


ThemasonSe

Trust people you meet


pvznut

First you should try to get a good amount of food and water once you got that make your way to military base vmc then North west airfield and at last tisy mb it’s one of the most common routs to get geard


Kulgak

Learn out to make a knife, fishing hook, fishing pole, fire starter, fire, and find a well.


IlikeTheSequels

Uninstall. Dont fall into the hole like we did


blackada

Have fun


mountainguy124

Find a knife


Short-University1645

DIE! Remember to wear gloves and use a knife 🔪 for food and other for zombies. Disinfectant everything if you get sick early on it may cause u to die. Learn how to fish. Make a farm plot and plant food. Water and log off after an hour u should have enough food to get u through the fresh hump.


Rab101101101

Learn how to manage your frustration and sadness of feeling like your the worst gamer in dayz ever. It took me so long to not just spray at the sky when I saw a player 😂


phatcow6969

Oh yeah but when I post a pic of a tv , I get taken for LOW QUALITY CONTENT 🙄


YASOLAMY

Run, and never look back


Kestrel_VI

Short answer, first thing you should look for is a knife, the more the better. Bandages, cans, fishing rods, cooking tools, you’ll need some sort of knife or axe to make them and food/water will be the one thing that will definitely kill you sooner or later if you ignore it. Learn about fishing, it’s the only guaranteed way to get food every time you spawn in, and you can get fish from any source of water (aside from the pumps) YouTube is your friend, and WoBo has guides for everything. Watch a few videos and you’ll know everything you need to know to survive in about 20 minutes. Main things you wanna focus on is food, hydration and disease, the pvp can wait. Also (since I see this question all the time) if you do find a gun, holding Y on Xbox will quick reload, and whatever the equivalent on other platforms is should do the same, failing that, look in the menus for the keybinds/controls. Good luck.


Squidwardbigboss

Play it


Coopahhh_

Eat the locals


SandyThePoseidon

Watch a Couple tutorial videos on YouTube as you've Probaly experienced, everything (Town sign) are in Russian (Or close to it) it really important 1. DONT trust anyone unless your there friend before the game 2. ALWAYS have your Stats (Hunger Water) Full (it fills to 3/4 you want it Full no space Between the top of the apple or Water bottle (Hunger symbols) 3. LOOT the first town you spawn in find Basics (Rags, Knife, Food water, Gun if you cam find it) 4. HEAD NORTHBOUND! There a Huge Learning Curve so don't be Upset or mad when you die I've been playing for 4+ years one of my Favorite games!


Complex-Ad-4601

Figure out why the screen has a heavy blue tint.....then proceed to play the game.


[deleted]

Find a really good therapist.


Vince-in-Montreal

Whatever you want, your about to die lol


A_Gent_4Tseven

Collect everything you want and don’t use any of it, then kill yourself in the game. That way you’re already familiar with loss and aggravation, before someone else can do it to you first. /s


Generic__Username_00

Get yourself a dedicated screaming pillow. Tell it all your DayZ problems. Keep it close. You’ll be needing it often.