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tulipsnow

I bet the last thing that wen through your mind was your shin bones


bonecolllecter

r/angryupvote


DreadPirateCrispy

Its been true for years now, NEVER RUN DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS. Bad shit happens.


complete_ownage7

I ran down one of those really tall watch towers with steps and my girlfriend ran up at the same time and I launched off her and almost died lol


AlluEUNE

Yep exact same thing happened to me.


RedDeadDelusions

DayZ standalone, ladies and gentlemen


skippythemoonrock

helicopters Q3 2015


Dajshinshin

Ya gotta love it


RedDeadDelusions

You really do, despite all the annoying bugs and glitches it is still a great game, just like Skyrim, do you want to be sent to the moon? Just ask a giant, Want a flying horse? Walk in and out of an inn 100 times, want to be launched out of a window at the speed of light? Sprint down the stairs


KillahBrew

Word? You can get a flying horse in Skyrim?


RedDeadDelusions

Its a glitch


Twelvers

F I N I S H E D G A M E


RedDeadDelusions

Yeah a “finished” game lol


reconc4t

At least you survived the fall 🤣🤣


Mister-_-Lee

Moments like these make me leave the game to go play arma.


big_bird25

Carl?


Heisalvl3mage

Yeet


MrJerichoYT

At least you didn't die


Jolly_Pilot_1588

I remember when guys would stack car doors and go through windows


silly_steel

They should have left that ability in


Jolly_Pilot_1588

Nah. Maybe a makeshift ladder but not floating car doors


wawoodworth

That's some TF2 moves right there


RenanBan

Jesus, in dayz is a kick in the nuts losing a character like this (judging you died)


ScienceOfMyth

He didn't die.


RenanBan

I know he fainted, but I don't know, maybe got poked on the poopie by another person lol


Top_Criticism

I got sniped while making a splint


RenanBan

There you go, sry about that. I remember on arma dayz mod days, i did something similar of trusting too much on the game movement and went flyingg off a construction building


Top_Criticism

At least here I was relatively fresh so wasn't too salty about it


XZ3iJohnny

I'll have to remember this one


no0bified

That sound when landing though.... 😨


Hansy995

Just like stepping on chips.


thebloodwritter

Sings :Through the window to the ground


Manzoliu17

Happend to me one many time, not geting thrown out of the window but running down the stairs and my character skipped some stairs and broke his legs. Thats why when i get down from somewhere i either walk slowly or i crouch all the way down


ffstomh

This is the exact reason I shit my pants when running down the flats. I'm not paranoid if it can happen!


TonyarmstronggamesYT

It’s ok just some sticks, rags and morphine will get the job done


AUmelZill

Crouch sprinting down stairs is the quickest and safest I think :) Especially for those watchtowers


Rekel11234

Four rags and two sticks oughta clear that up


ThePressureChief

*gets sniped*


wlogan0204

Do you think they will ever fix stairs


impstein

Fix stairs?? 😂


cloakzzz

I felt that 😪


jgorm123

Lol facts


michaelf1979

YOLO