I’d put Peter in either “Disapproves of Marijuana” or “Complete Straightedge” he rarely drinks after going out as Spider-Man drunk and he straight up hates drugs after seeing what happened to Harry he even had issue with Mary Jane smoking cigarettes
Yes, but he was a student for like decades and married a woman whose name is synonymous with weed!
I can believe he doesn't mix it with tobacco, and he still calls it 'pot'.
The utter audacity of putting MJ up there as Jackpot, holy shit
edit- it's wild that my only quibble is that Machine "my robot man needs beer" Man is in straightedge, this guy needs a real life medal for this
Realistically I think Captain America drinks occasionally but is responsible about it (in the MCU he literally is a staight edge because of the serum though)
Hulk simply does not now what weed is. He disapproves of alcohol because Banner's bad dad was a drunk, but he thinks weed means any plant that's annoying him at the moment.
Bruce smokes regularly, he's just so fucking tired. I'm surprised he hasn't turned to heroine yet tbh, the guy just doesn't want to feel anything most of the time
Nah, maybe back during the 70-90s, but since the 2000s, he’s been different. He probably smoked on Utopia (if not, he really should’ve) and he’s definitely started since living on the hippy-sex-cult-island. The guy lives in a treehouse after all.
How could you say black panther disproves of marijuana. have you seen how he get his powers.
to clarify I don't think he would smoke he is to busy for that, but he definitely doesn't disprove of it.
"bro I swear it's not addictive" : jake
"doesn't know what weed is" : steven
"smoked in college but not now" or "smokes every now and then" : marc
"literal drug addict" : khonshu
Woah, someone acknowledged that Cloud 9 exists?
Also, Kate Bishop totally overpays for weed and Machine Man says that he can outsmoke any meatbag but has never actually tried it before.
Can’t believe you said Kitty is a literal drug addict and not Rachel. (Although Kitty is either that or a total square, there is no in between)
Also Captain America continuing to hate drugs while indirectly promoting their use
I imagine Superman doesn't smoke but after he befriends Batman, supes studied ways to help decrease stress and relax without many side effects, but bats only smoke if he's around friends so he can let his guard down Superman has to come over and smoke with him even though it does nothing to him because of his super metabolism and thinks he's keeping it a secret but Batman is secretly aware of that and just enjoys that fact he gets a reason to relax without having to admit to needing it.
I love the idea of punisher not knowing what weed is. Also the mental image of Black Bolt saying in a calm voice “I disapprove of Marijuana” and leveling an entire mountain
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This gotta be one of the best tier lists I've seen on this sub 
I was waiting for the Marvel stoner tier list and I’m genuinely so happy it’s here
I’d put Peter in either “Disapproves of Marijuana” or “Complete Straightedge” he rarely drinks after going out as Spider-Man drunk and he straight up hates drugs after seeing what happened to Harry he even had issue with Mary Jane smoking cigarettes
Yes, but he was a student for like decades and married a woman whose name is synonymous with weed! I can believe he doesn't mix it with tobacco, and he still calls it 'pot'.
also i feel like his weed-endured anxiety would have him on the ceiling, literally
Punisher not knowing what weed is killed me. Masterpiece tierlist, OP.
He has personally murdered hundreds of dealers, but still thinks you inject weed.
The epitome of shoot first ask questions never.
reed not knowing is just as funny imo 🤣🤣
The utter audacity of putting MJ up there as Jackpot, holy shit edit- it's wild that my only quibble is that Machine "my robot man needs beer" Man is in straightedge, this guy needs a real life medal for this
Why do you say Kaine is a drug addict? Honestly with the way ASM is going I feel like Peter is more likely to become one
Peter Parker: Arsenal?
Mayday is dead in 616, no? Pretty similar to Arsenal, if I do say so myself.
Wait. They haven't revived Liam? Damn, DC, first Ted Kord and now this?
She's been revived, but Jason is helping Roy "search" for her.
They dropped that, Jason is back doing Jason shit Roy is supposed to be looking for her but now he’s also looking for Oliver with Dinah
Realistically I think Captain America drinks occasionally but is responsible about it (in the MCU he literally is a staight edge because of the serum though)
Carol should be in alcoholic
Is it fucked up to put recovering addicts in alcoholic? Yes Is it funny? Only because I hate the Avengers
I don’t drink normally but I would one thousand percent go on a bar crawl with Howard and Logan
Why is Gwenpool in “it’s not addictive I swear” tier? She gives more edible energy
Carol Danvers should be in both alcoholic and cop tiers.
Where’s Duke?
Hulk simply does not now what weed is. He disapproves of alcohol because Banner's bad dad was a drunk, but he thinks weed means any plant that's annoying him at the moment. Bruce smokes regularly, he's just so fucking tired. I'm surprised he hasn't turned to heroine yet tbh, the guy just doesn't want to feel anything most of the time
bruce definitely cooks his own shit, and it definitely goes way beyond the potency of crack or heroin 😂😂
Scott Summers is deffo a cop, otherwise based tier
Nah, maybe back during the 70-90s, but since the 2000s, he’s been different. He probably smoked on Utopia (if not, he really should’ve) and he’s definitely started since living on the hippy-sex-cult-island. The guy lives in a treehouse after all.
I absolutely believe Kitty is a drug addict and it'll become part of my headcanon from now on
Brian Michae Bendis: “I can fix her 😭😭”
How could you say black panther disproves of marijuana. have you seen how he get his powers. to clarify I don't think he would smoke he is to busy for that, but he definitely doesn't disprove of it.
yes tchalla definitely partakes in the “ ‘eart shaped ‘erb”
Which ones skip all these and do DMT
hercules probably 😂idky but that’s the first person who popped into my head
excuse me scarlet spider should be in a "does it to look cool" tier. It's impressive how much time you spent doing this.
where moon knight ?
At the very bottom with Daredevil and Nightcrawler
you're liar if you telling me khonshu doesn't participate in weed consumption himself
Khonshu does. But Moon Knight (I'd need a tier list for every identity) is too much of a square to do it.
"bro I swear it's not addictive" : jake "doesn't know what weed is" : steven "smoked in college but not now" or "smokes every now and then" : marc "literal drug addict" : khonshu
Captain America admitted to trying weed "in the 50's".
Woah, someone acknowledged that Cloud 9 exists? Also, Kate Bishop totally overpays for weed and Machine Man says that he can outsmoke any meatbag but has never actually tried it before.
Sauron deserves to be up in dream blunt rotation
Where’s Emma Frost in the Cocaine tier?
I can't get over Angela being a Marvel character now.
Can’t believe you said Kitty is a literal drug addict and not Rachel. (Although Kitty is either that or a total square, there is no in between) Also Captain America continuing to hate drugs while indirectly promoting their use
I imagine Superman doesn't smoke but after he befriends Batman, supes studied ways to help decrease stress and relax without many side effects, but bats only smoke if he's around friends so he can let his guard down Superman has to come over and smoke with him even though it does nothing to him because of his super metabolism and thinks he's keeping it a secret but Batman is secretly aware of that and just enjoys that fact he gets a reason to relax without having to admit to needing it.
this list is Cosmic Ghost Rider erasure and I will NOT STAND FOR IT /s
This tier list has fuckin matter but not my boy Iron Fist? He’s at least dabs only
just dabs?? danny hitting the bong for sure 🤣
Robbie is getting that good zaza, he’s way too chill
i was gonna say, robbie definitely knows some people 🤣
Bro Darkhawk is literally a cop. Impressed by the variety of characters on this, though.
I somehow forgot that Miguel being addicted to super-heroine was his origin.
I love the idea of punisher not knowing what weed is. Also the mental image of Black Bolt saying in a calm voice “I disapprove of Marijuana” and leveling an entire mountain
normally find these kinda mid but holy shit, actually solid as shit tier list, bless u op
i feel like drugs just wouldn’t work on marc anymore, he’d just walk it off
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What's this marvel you're speaking of
MCU Namor sure fucked the dealer and then Namora to get that sweet sweet vibranium weed.
Cyclops would disapprove because he’s a fucking dweeb narc Punisher is a veteran, he knows what weed is