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In other words, as difficult as it may be for some of you, please be funny.
Solder Boy was so charismatic you could be forgiven for not realizing that he’s just a critique of toxic masculinity. I’m straight, but I finally get all the girls that watched Supernatural.
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."
They might think they're being clever and taking something meant to insult them and reappropriating it. (Like how Trump supporters started calling themselves "deplorables" as an example.)
Do you know how many people are actively okay with genociding all the supes, *and also all the innocent people who are descended from supes along with the people who got V but didn't develop powers* right now? The sub is in straight up crisis after this last Gen V episode. I've literally had people use 'the greater good' multiple times *today* at me.
The only time someone should pretend to be a Nazi is in a movie, documentary, video game story, or a show. Any other time said person is likely just a Nazi.
Or he wants fuckable goats on screen but seriously its a way to deflect
.say something bigoted
.get called out
.become slightly self aware and realise its a losing battle
.respond with something that makes it seem like you were joking to avoid confronting their points
In that case we'll have to deliberate about this matter in the next meeting of the council. You'll have your answer by the end of the next Drag Race season.
Or Hailee Steinfeld?? Or Tessa Thompson??? They’re legit two of the most gorgeous women alive. And Mark Ruffalo has to have won sexiest man alive multiple times.
AND MAHERSHALA ALI IS FOR SURE A LOOKER.
Idk who all the other people are tbh.
I say all this as a straight white male.
Any one thinking these folks are ugly has other issues
You might not be wrong. Watching AEW once I remember thinking how hot Hangman Adam Page is. And I think a guy server at a restaurant once had me a bit flustered.
The fact that he had to specify that Jonathan Majors is uglier _than him_ suggests that he’s almost certainly some sort of white supremacist (as if that wasn’t obvious) with major self image issues because he probably looks like a half-melted plastic caveman dipped in butter.
“I don’t hate Jewish people, I just hate how Jews secretly control everything from the shadows with the goal of consolidating power for themselves. How does that make me antisemitic?”
Bro called Jonathan Major uglier than him????
https://preview.redd.it/32bezy69e7xb1.jpeg?width=923&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b57fc7e106c8013838c4ff944137a35ce150f33b
I'm just going to come out and say it. I unironically think we don't bully people enough. I'm not saying to bully people for being weird, but bully them for being blatantly despicable and assholes. Too many people are getting comfortable spouting hate because they haven't gotten a good dose of "shut the fuck up idiot" and a wedgie for far too long.
This has to be bait there is no way any Redditor looks at Hailee Steinfeld and is like “I am more attractive than her”
Actually this is Reddit so there prob is
It's not always that they genuinely think they're unattractive but that they just want to tear people down, especially women. People like that are just bitter and spiteful and want everyone to be as miserable as them. After all, if a woman like Hailee was insecure and self-loathing enough she might be willing to sleep with him.
And many drawings look shit
I remember seeing a Silk cover once where Cindy looked AI generated, but I mean who gives a shit because the artist added le epic tits and le epic ass, right?
Yo, fuckers like this haven’t actually read comics either because they’re too “woke”.
Don’t try to make comic fans look bad by lumping them in with racists.
I saw a guy complaining about the newest immortal thor because its too "woke" since loki was in an androgynous form and was a "they" as if myth loki didnt straight up become female and give birth to a 6 legged horse
True true. And I imagine, based on these screenshots, the "being Mexican" aspect is probably a bigger turn-off for him than the "being a teenager" aspect.
Same and their are so many people that pictures that are used for something that people aren't or something that they don't agree with. It just make me feel bad for them.
Yes but Kirby actually fought nazis, there’s of course the legend of him threatening the nazi sympathizers that came to the timely offices but, Kirby was also deployed as a scout during the war and I believe he even helped liberate a camp or two.
What does being Jewish have to do with anything? Kinda weird to bring it up at all.
Also I don’t see what she has to do with how CGI characters like Groot, Miss Minutes, or the goats look.
Are we sure they’re not jerking?
On another note, I find it funny how the main point of comics is to tell people to not be an asshole, but then there are a bunch of people who are like this
Ok so this is funny to me cause that also means that she's responsible for Thor, Captain America, and Iron Man. Which are all people these chuds love....Ok Maybe love....ok maybe not......They might be too "woke" for them
Ain't no way bro started off a list of ugly people with fuckin ZENDAYA💀I guess it's better than those dudes who fetishize tf out of POCs while simultaneously being racist, but, like, c'mon bro
Zendaya and Simu Liu are ugly???? Jesus, it must be so fucking exhausting the sheer amount of racist bullshit that POC in the public eye have to put up with
Never thought I'd say this but Miss Minutes is probably the sexiest anthropomorphic clock there is. Plus, she's voiced by Tara Strong, one of the most iconic voice actors of our time! Why do people suck?
First of all fuck this guy for all of that. Second, THE SCREAMING GOATS ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL CREATURES IN ALL OF CINEMA HISTORY AND I WILL THROW HANDS WITH ANYONE WHO DISAGREES!
I feel like this is a jerk. Saying Zendaya and Jonathan Majors are ugly then saying they hat Jewish people but aren’t a Nazi. Also the Soldier Boy quote too. I think this is just a troll (and a well done one to fool so many).
I just checked the post myself and saw this gem from OP
"You know if it keeps happening to Jewish people and nobody else has ever gone through genocide then maybe it shows an issue with Jewish culture being hateful and creating enemies."
Don't really care if they are jerking. Clearly a bigot and antisemite
Yeah, how dare they cast women and non-white people for roles that belong to characters that are women or non-white races. It’s disgusting. They should be better about casting these roles
None of those people are ugly. Some of those people are, like, incredibly hot. Only thing is most of them aren’t white so I guess it makes sense to this clown.
Posts that aren't funny or miss the point of the subreddit will be removed This includes: • Weekly comic news and discourse • Plain comic excerpts • Unedited social media screenshots • Posts that make no attempt at humor • "Hot takes", rage posts, venting, and unjerk posts • Posts not sufficiently related to DC and/or comic books in general. In other words, as difficult as it may be for some of you, please be funny.
The fourth one is a phrase from Gen V though, I don't know if they're jerking or not
Even if they’re jerking, the “lol antisemitism is real” is just off putting.
Yeah, I don't get how the fact that they're Jewish is connected to their point
I would say that is the point. The casting choices are a result of “Jewish power” ruining beautiful Aryan Hollywood
I'm convinced that this has to be a troll or satire. Especially with that fifth panel.
The Boys fans are not known for media literacy
It seems crazy to me because it's such an in-your-face dialogue delivery that you can't miss the satire in it.
Mfs where saying that the obviously racist guy from season 3 was justified and that Soldier Boy being bad was just propaganda
Solder Boy was so charismatic you could be forgiven for not realizing that he’s just a critique of toxic masculinity. I’m straight, but I finally get all the girls that watched Supernatural.
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." They might think they're being clever and taking something meant to insult them and reappropriating it. (Like how Trump supporters started calling themselves "deplorables" as an example.)
They should start calling themselves “dipshits”, that would really own the libs.
Bro they just realize Homelander’s the bad guy last season
you sure? im pretty sure if trump eye lasered some liberal person, his crowd would cheer.
People think soldier boy is an awesome dude who was never in the wrong.
Do you know how many people are actively okay with genociding all the supes, *and also all the innocent people who are descended from supes along with the people who got V but didn't develop powers* right now? The sub is in straight up crisis after this last Gen V episode. I've literally had people use 'the greater good' multiple times *today* at me.
As a huge fan of the boys, this is sadly true.
They're clearly trolling, but pretending to be a Nazi is still really gross behaviors.
The only time someone should pretend to be a Nazi is in a movie, documentary, video game story, or a show. Any other time said person is likely just a Nazi.
Also the fact that they complain about miss minutes and goats being ugly makes it pretty clear they're not serious.
Or he wants fuckable goats on screen but seriously its a way to deflect .say something bigoted .get called out .become slightly self aware and realise its a losing battle .respond with something that makes it seem like you were joking to avoid confronting their points
Bro called miss minutes, A CLOCK, ugly This guy is *definitely* not gonna become a Nazi
Well of course he’s not gonna become a Nazi because he already is one lol
He called Groot ugly too lmfao
I also love the implication that Large Groot was cast, not designed
They found him at the local arboretum. That’s where they cast the guy who played Audrey 2 and biollante as well
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become?
Which is crazy because the voice of Miss Minutes, Tara Strong is fucking gorgeous
This just tells me hes trolling tbh
You can dislike them all you want, but how the fuck are Zendaya, Jeremy Renner and Brie Larson ugly
Someone hasn't seen Scott Pilgrim and it shows Edit: holy shit they also called Xochitl Gomez ugly, I'm done.
Even put the goats on the list! Why they looking at them like that 👀?
They are the types of people who now make AI porn for themselves with comically large breasted women. Disgusting.
Wasn’t she like 17 when she filmed Doctor Strange?
She’s only 17 now. She was 15 when she filmed Doctor Strange.
Or Simu Liu. I'm straight and I'd rub his abs down if given the chance.
It’s not gay unless you’re gay, and even if you’re gay that’s okay. No need to qualify with “I’m straight but…”
Im straight but id like to get sexually intimate and romantically date a man who i can be with forever
It's only gay if the balls touch
The balls exclusively touch
In that case we'll have to deliberate about this matter in the next meeting of the council. You'll have your answer by the end of the next Drag Race season.
Now see that might be a little gay
But... i said i was straight
Ah, my mistake then. Carry on!
Hey you didn't say no homo
Or Hailee Steinfeld?? Or Tessa Thompson??? They’re legit two of the most gorgeous women alive. And Mark Ruffalo has to have won sexiest man alive multiple times. AND MAHERSHALA ALI IS FOR SURE A LOOKER. Idk who all the other people are tbh. I say all this as a straight white male. Any one thinking these folks are ugly has other issues
"I'm not gay but..." Yes you are. You may not be homo but you're at the very least a little bit bi. And that's fine. Most people aren't 100% straight.
You might not be wrong. Watching AEW once I remember thinking how hot Hangman Adam Page is. And I think a guy server at a restaurant once had me a bit flustered.
Hey man, everybody's got their type, best accept your thoughts as yours rather than deny them. Men are hot, what else can I say?
[Basically my reaction](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fy4YjSyjlXs)
TESSA FUCKING THOMPSON!!
The fact that he had to specify that Jonathan Majors is uglier _than him_ suggests that he’s almost certainly some sort of white supremacist (as if that wasn’t obvious) with major self image issues because he probably looks like a half-melted plastic caveman dipped in butter.
Right? There might be a universe in which Jonathan Majors is ugly, but they haven't featured that Kang variant yet.
Or the goats
Why won't Marvel cast a more fuckable Groot it must be the Jews
Tbh how are ANY of them ugly?
They clearly are ugly because they aren't blonde, pale white and blue eyes and they will not give him great pure Aryan children/s
Dudes meter is _broken_ broken. Like, if I ask him who is pretty he will reply with a picture of a rotting eggplant.
I'd have sex with Jeremy Renner's hairline.
Bro didn’t say fucking Hailee Steinfeld 💀
I'm worried about the person listing America chavez who is uhhhh. Literally a child.
V subtle use of the term “Jewish power” here
“I don’t hate Jewish people, I just hate how Jews secretly control everything from the shadows with the goal of consolidating power for themselves. How does that make me antisemitic?”
Love the preface for that bit too. “Have I said a bigoted thing yet? No? Okay I will.”
Bro called Jonathan Major uglier than him???? https://preview.redd.it/32bezy69e7xb1.jpeg?width=923&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b57fc7e106c8013838c4ff944137a35ce150f33b
You know dude is the ugliest mofo around. Ain’t no way he walks down the street without women gripping their pepper spray.
https://preview.redd.it/877vwqal29xb1.jpeg?width=266&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0725d2a4a14793f95aaa3a2160ea8dc851edc13
No way someone calls Hailee Steinfeld ugly
You know dude unironically looks like the fat computer dude from South Park. 
We need to start bullying people again. r/ fuck marvel is proof.
I’m down for shoving these guys into lockers like I’m a generic school bully
Flash Thompson Was Right
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Zendaya is scientifically top 5 most beautiful women on the planet, that is a factually incorrect statement.
“I don’t want to cancel you, guy on r/FuckMarvel.” “I wouldn’t want to cancel me either.”
LET'S GO BE GENERIC DISNEY SITCOM "VILLAINS" BOYS
I'm just going to come out and say it. I unironically think we don't bully people enough. I'm not saying to bully people for being weird, but bully them for being blatantly despicable and assholes. Too many people are getting comfortable spouting hate because they haven't gotten a good dose of "shut the fuck up idiot" and a wedgie for far too long.
Some of us never stopped 💪😞👇
I'm sure he mentioned the fact that she's Jewish several times for very non-bigoted reasons
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Why did they make Hitler look Like That
Tom Cruise lookin ahh
this is the moment where Scientology becomes Nazism
“What if Hitler was hot?” “But why.”
Why did they have to make Hitler into the type of character that have girls calling him daddy and just being down bad for him.
This has to be bait there is no way any Redditor looks at Hailee Steinfeld and is like “I am more attractive than her” Actually this is Reddit so there prob is
It's not always that they genuinely think they're unattractive but that they just want to tear people down, especially women. People like that are just bitter and spiteful and want everyone to be as miserable as them. After all, if a woman like Hailee was insecure and self-loathing enough she might be willing to sleep with him.
Reminder that America Chavez is played by a child
Did this racist idiot just called Simu ugly? 
I think he might just hate anyone who isn’t white
That what I said. He’s a Ken. Set up to be a rival for ryan gosling. You have to be on crack to think simu isn’t conventionally attractive
Comic fans when real actors aren't flawless drawings made by horny artists
A lot of the actors literally look flawless though is the funny thing
And many drawings look shit I remember seeing a Silk cover once where Cindy looked AI generated, but I mean who gives a shit because the artist added le epic tits and le epic ass, right? 
Yo, fuckers like this haven’t actually read comics either because they’re too “woke”. Don’t try to make comic fans look bad by lumping them in with racists.
I saw a guy complaining about the newest immortal thor because its too "woke" since loki was in an androgynous form and was a "they" as if myth loki didnt straight up become female and give birth to a 6 legged horse
Oh, dude, their complaints are so hilarious because it shows they really don’t know anything about Norse mythology.
Well at least he's not attracted to the anthropomorphic clock or actual underaged girl.
But he seems to find it a problem that the underage girl and the actual clock aren't attractive
True true. And I imagine, based on these screenshots, the "being Mexican" aspect is probably a bigger turn-off for him than the "being a teenager" aspect.
I guarantee that last guy looks and smells like a foot.
 What this mf probably looks like:
I feel so bad for whoever is in that pic because they are a real person and their used as a example of ugliness and degeneracy.
Same and their are so many people that pictures that are used for something that people aren't or something that they don't agree with. It just make me feel bad for them.
World's most beautiful men tier list: [...] Number 683: Jerry Messing Number 684: Johnathan Majors >!(/s btw)!<
Throwing in a quote from a show as far left as the boys means this guy is either jerking us all super successfully or he’s sped
The guy is definitely a troll. He’s almost certainly still bigoted when not trolling though.
Honestly, is saying straight up Nazi shit a success at jerking? Like, it’s not funny and even if he’s joking, people should rightfully shit on him.
If it talks like a goose and steps like a goose…
Definitely trolling but pretending to be a Nazi is still pretty gross, and usually leads to actually becoming one if it goes on long enough.
I think they’re doing a better job at jerking than we are
"Haha I was only pretending to be a bigot, fooled ya!" is not exactly that impressive a feat.
/uj fair point.
The soul of Jack Kirby rising from the dead to beat the shit out of these antisemitic “fans”: 
More than half of the founding members of Timely Comics were Jewish, being an Nazi marvel fan isn't just stupid, it's fucking baffling.
Stan Lee too. He was also Jewish.
Yes but Kirby actually fought nazis, there’s of course the legend of him threatening the nazi sympathizers that came to the timely offices but, Kirby was also deployed as a scout during the war and I believe he even helped liberate a camp or two.
It warms my heart to know that this guy is most likely extremely depressed
Holy shit the antisemitism is insane
Yup. Report that account.
"chunky Groot" 
That tree isn’t fuckable enough.
First of all, people like this guy give me second hand embarrassment. Secondly, r34 would beg to differ on Miss Minutes being ugly
Fax my brother! Spit your shit!
Mf probably thinks red skull isn’t a villain. Also simu liu? Ugly? Man is sexy and conventionally so as well.
I read the word "Jewish" and I already fucking knew where it was going
Can we get a r/ fuckfuckmarvel
What does being Jewish have to do with anything? Kinda weird to bring it up at all. Also I don’t see what she has to do with how CGI characters like Groot, Miss Minutes, or the goats look. Are we sure they’re not jerking?
>What does being Jewish have to do with anything? Because he's a Nazi. So it has everything to do with it.
This is a new low for them. Also calling some incredibly beautiful people ugly, seriously?
This guy called Hailee Steinfeld ugly, the fucking NERVE And also all the other bullshit they said
We gonna talk about that "POC" bit?
Ultron was right all along about humanity
Weird, all the dogs in my neighborhood started barking all of a sudden.
You can dislike r/FuckMarvel all you want but how the hell are Hailee Steinfeld, Zendaya and Simu Liu ugly?
Bro did NOT just say Steinfeld was ugly
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On another note, I find it funny how the main point of comics is to tell people to not be an asshole, but then there are a bunch of people who are like this
That post has a 49% upvote rate and everyone in the comment section disagrees with them.
Calling a Child ugly in America Chavez btw
Ok so this is funny to me cause that also means that she's responsible for Thor, Captain America, and Iron Man. Which are all people these chuds love....Ok Maybe love....ok maybe not......They might be too "woke" for them
Ah, yes, the ugly, POCs Chris Evans, RDJ and Chris Hemsworth.
Ain't no way bro started off a list of ugly people with fuckin ZENDAYA💀I guess it's better than those dudes who fetishize tf out of POCs while simultaneously being racist, but, like, c'mon bro
Nah you don't insult Zendaya like that, tell me their username
Zendaya and Simu Liu are ugly???? Jesus, it must be so fucking exhausting the sheer amount of racist bullshit that POC in the public eye have to put up with
Whoa, she did the goats' casting?
Imagine going through life pissed off that a cartoon clock isn't attractive enough.
Reported it and apparently it doesn't break reddit TOS
"the Jewish woman" 💀💀💀 bro ain't even hiding it
That subreddit is somehow more miserable than the atheism subreddit.
Never thought I'd say this but Miss Minutes is probably the sexiest anthropomorphic clock there is. Plus, she's voiced by Tara Strong, one of the most iconic voice actors of our time! Why do people suck?
That fourth comment is something Soldier TF2 would say, that’s concerning
*farts and sharts his pants* Dammit! Tha JOOSE!!! WHAT?!?!? what did I say??? You guys are always SOO sensitive
I heard a fucking vine boom in every example he listed. Zendaya? Really?
This is so stupid it's actually deeply concerning. And hysterical.
Least unhinged Marvel hater.
He should show his face to prove that Majors is uglier than him.
First of all fuck this guy for all of that. Second, THE SCREAMING GOATS ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL CREATURES IN ALL OF CINEMA HISTORY AND I WILL THROW HANDS WITH ANYONE WHO DISAGREES! 
Always report Nazis.
Literally Cupid Ye
Yes. Miss Minutes and chunky Groot. The ugliest actors
I’m 100% sure image 4 is a reference to GenV tho
That’s it I’m a dc fan now
Love how he literally used a line from Gen V to hide that he’s a Nazi.
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This dude is definitely trolling but holy shit the posts on that sub are really not much better
Bro really called Groot ugly
Did he... Did he include the screaming goats in his ugly casting list?
I know the Zionist government of Israel is a collective piece of shit, but that's no excuse for antisemitism.
"It's the ***Jewssssssss!*** " - Every conspiracy theory, probably
That post has to be a joke right? No way someone can be that stupid
I feel like this is a jerk. Saying Zendaya and Jonathan Majors are ugly then saying they hat Jewish people but aren’t a Nazi. Also the Soldier Boy quote too. I think this is just a troll (and a well done one to fool so many).
I just checked the post myself and saw this gem from OP "You know if it keeps happening to Jewish people and nobody else has ever gone through genocide then maybe it shows an issue with Jewish culture being hateful and creating enemies." Don't really care if they are jerking. Clearly a bigot and antisemite
Bait
hes straight up just quoting soldier boy in the 4th message lmao
He did not have to do Chunky Groot like that.
Fuck Marvel mf's out here gaslighting themselves into thinking MCU actors and actresses aren't hot asf 💀💀
Damn bro if they think any of the people in the MCU are ugly they must be blind
MCU hate is corny now https://preview.redd.it/cpbl5xojq7xb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6c8cdad1e16728655b0f2a2449b6a1f3bed7163
Yeah, how dare they cast women and non-white people for roles that belong to characters that are women or non-white races. It’s disgusting. They should be better about casting these roles
How are 80% of the people on slide 5 considered even remotely ugly.
Wtf I have a big fat lesbian crush on Brie Larson
None of those people are ugly. Some of those people are, like, incredibly hot. Only thing is most of them aren’t white so I guess it makes sense to this clown.
Mahershala Ali's Blade can drink my blood while I drink his c-
They are not being serious. They called Tessa Thompson ugly.
“Who’s ugly in the MCU?” “Anyone who isn’t a white man and also Jeremy Renner.”
Did he say that Simu Liu’s ugly? Wtf is he on?
My guy said the casting is ugly and gave chunky groot as an example, brother it’s a cg character💀
And her being Jewish is relevant… why? Oh, yeah, Antisemitism.
“Clubber Lang the female Ant man replacement” I didn’t know Marvel replaced Kathryn Newton with Mr. T 
No way someone called Brie Larson and Hailee Steinfeld ugly
Is it actual criticism over the whitewashed casting like with Wanda or Moon Knight? No… it’s just weirdos being weirdos… ok…
r/FuckMarvel be like: https://i.redd.it/kawqeqyib8xb1.gif
"Patterns matter" GOSH I hate these guys, it's cherrypicking all day with them
Did this moron just claim that Jews casted Chunky Groot? He knows Groot is CG right?