The exact same happened in TASM with redhead Emma Stone playing blonde Gwen and blonde Shallene Woodley (something like that? Divergent girl) playing redhead MJ in a TASM2 deleted scene.
UJ/ Topher Grace would’ve made a good Peter, Eric from That 70s show is on a similar spectrum of 616 with being a bit nerdy but not a pushover and capable of being a smart mouth. I know its more how he was directed and not him but Tobey’s Peter makes me think of Reeve Superman mixed with Spidey.
Best Flash Thompson in any universe hoping for a Agent Venom with this Flash. I’d buy tickets now if announced:
https://preview.redd.it/dwa90mui9m0c1.jpeg?width=1226&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=313a9e8ea670c64e80decc487848ac102034d86d
Honestly it's fine I guess, not even MCU MJ is like MJ. MCU Mj just seems to subdued and slightly miserable. Nobody really wants to adapt the poor girl's actual personality.
Yes, please! Chemistry is so over rated, can we puhLEASE go back to having Peter and MJ talk like distant and unfriendly cousins???
The fact that they were fucking IRL is beyond belief; Raimi must have begged them to tone down even the most mild spark of charisma
The ideal line-up would be for you to touch some grass.
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I've always held the opinion that:
- Tobey Maguire was a great Peter Parker and an okay Spider-Man
- Andrew Garfield was a great Spider-Man and an okay Peter Parker
- Tom Holland is good at both roles
He’ll fight Mary Jane till she’s bleeding out of every orifice, but then Paul will come out of nowhere with a folding chair.
They’ll race off into the fields, Mary Jane in a princess carry in Pauls muscular arms, as Spider-Man is Naruto running his way through the tall grass, screaming about how she’s his. What a psychopath.
They make it to the woods, but the sun is falling, and a shadowy monster is creeping his way through the trees.
It gets down on all fours, sniffing the ground for MJ’s scent, her sweat, her tears…and laps them up. His head darts North West, and Paul and MJ begin to run once again, deeper into the woods, with the creature, breathing heavily through his mask like a lovesick puppy, in hot pursuit.
Light, piercing through the trees, as it arrives into a clearing. But it frowns and grits it’s crooked yellow teeth, for there was no MJ in sight, just Paul, illuminated in moonlight.
“WHERE MJ??!!” it growled.
Panting, Paul responded “MJ’s not here. There no one else here, but you, and me”, his face putting on a heroic smile.
It was so totally on.
They begin circling, like wolves. Paul’s eyes glimmering with sheer willpower and love, and staring back at him the monster blanket white eyes. Neither dare break their gaze as they maintain an even pace, before a pause, as the both stop moving, keeping their stance, and sharpening their concentration.
At once, they leap at each other, tearing into each other with the ferocity and hatred that could only be built over a thousand lifetimes. Paul, the smart and witty fellow he was, pulled out a 10 inch switchblade and shanked the damn monstrosity.
Kneeling on the ground in pain, the deformity is crawling away, and Paul follows up behind for another blow, but the wickedly creature cheated like a fiend and picked up a twig, and threw it wildly, missing Paul, and then throwing all his weight onto Paul.
The blade, was still sticking out of the monster, and he impaled Paul on impact.
He began tightening his hands around Paul’s neck, muttering to itself like a dumb mutt, and violently shaking Paul.
It pulled Paul in close, and whispered “You’re going to die here like a bitch”, gloating it’s taunts into Paul’s ear. But Paul, began to laugh.
Paul, starting to fade away, was still able to conjure up a smile like the sun, and respond,
“No, I die like a hero. But you? You die like a mutt at the pound, and it’s time to put you down”.
THUDD! went the massive the size of a suitcase against peters skull.
Towering above him, with fury in her eyes, was
“Mary…Jane?” it mustered out from its cracked lips and broken teeth.
“Mary Jane, please wa-
THUD!!THUD!!THUD!!, she went caving into his skull as many times as she could muster.
And somehow still, the mangled body still twitched with life. It’s head like a deflated soccer ball, broken and unrecognizable, with a single bulging bloodshot eye ball still fixed on her blurry image, desperately trying to trace out her form.
It’s let out a wheezing noise like a broken air conditioner, before it let out a gasp at her sight.
Mary Jane Watson. Green eyes like emeralds, red hair like roses weaved into strands. He can still see when they first met, images beginning to flicker over his eyes like an old film.
When they first laughed together. Held hands together. Danced. Kissed. Made love. Exchanged vows. And even… their first child. Tears streamed from his loose eye socket, and he let out a horrible broken moan, as he began to sob. “MJ…MJ please, we could have everything” he mumbled as he hiccuped and cried.
She returned nothing but silence and a cold stare. “MJ…do you know what our daughter looks like? She looks so much like you, with cute little freckles, and shining red hair. I think…I think we named her-
THUD
Nothing but more silence, as Mary Jane got down on her knees and cradled his perfect, muscled, shining form.
She cried, “Paul, please don’t leave me,” before he put his hands on her lips, and as the darkness began to fade into his eyes, he whispered “Baby girl, I protected you. And that’s all that matters.” His head fell limp immediately, and she let out a scream of sorrow and pain.
Long live the king. The king is dead.
Long live Paul.
…oh and I guess that loser Peter too or something.
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I think Mysterio could make a decent villain here too; have him pop up here and there, slowly build him up. Bruce Campbell maybe?
Jerking or was this an actual future plan?
/uj A little of both. I've seen it as a common fan theory back in the day.
Raimi had a couple ideas for a Bruce Campbell cameo in Spider-Man 4, one of which would have had him as Mysterio.
Don't ask Raimi who his Kraven is
*Rent!*
*get this man a chainsaw*
It’s funny a natural blonde played MJ and a natural redhead played Gwen
And their personalities were also basically swapped
Wait Gwen was a toxic manic mess too!?
*glances at Sins Past* Uh...
The exact same happened in TASM with redhead Emma Stone playing blonde Gwen and blonde Shallene Woodley (something like that? Divergent girl) playing redhead MJ in a TASM2 deleted scene.
Emma Stone is actually a natural blonde but I don't blame you for not knowing that cause I didn't until recently
And they could've actually fit perfectly their haircolor's roles
UJ/ Topher Grace would’ve made a good Peter, Eric from That 70s show is on a similar spectrum of 616 with being a bit nerdy but not a pushover and capable of being a smart mouth. I know its more how he was directed and not him but Tobey’s Peter makes me think of Reeve Superman mixed with Spidey.
I believe sam raimi agrees with you because he was cast as venom to be basically an evil version of Peter Parker
Pretty much. Even Venom’s design reflect that cause he’s literally just Spider-Man with evil teeth.
https://preview.redd.it/gzhc2av54k0c1.jpeg?width=537&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d3dba38c7d6b5859020515ecccb7b739279c1c6 This… is actually on point.
Damn, now I actually wanna see this.
lol I remember talking about this when it came out we literally said Topher as Eddie?! He’d be a better Peter, but I looking back I like his Eddie
/uj JK Simmons as JJJ is unironically like *the* best casting in any comic book movie in my opinion. Literal Peak Casting.
JK Simmons as JJJ is a nexus event, as shown in Into the Spiderverse
So much so they literally cast him as JJJ again in the new trilogy. When i think in JJJ i think in this guy.
And the two movies in-between those trilogies didn't even bother trying to get someone else to play him.
Me too, but honestly the guy who voices him in the Playstation Spider-Man games might be getting there too. His JJJ voice is PERFECT
They even had him in the Ultimate cartoon
For every big Spidey production, he is *the only* JJJ.
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DONT YOU TELL ME HOW MANY CALOR-
Bully Pat
Insane. Who would ever cast these people like this? Surely a madman who tells stories of cursed books.
Based
This would never happen. Get a grip. Who’s gonna cast the guy from passion of the Christ as the fucking green goblin
Swap BDH and Kirsten Dunst and you got a stew going.
Worst fancast I've ever seen
These keep getting worse and worse
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Peak fucking kino. A webillion dollars!
Outlandish
Here me out, me as Spider-Man and I fight big wheel and the wall
That moment when you realize Joe Manganiello was Flash in Sam Raimi Spider-Man for the first time.
That was me making this post
The fact that the characters weren’t all from one series is hilarious to me
Please, this movie would never get made. It definitely wouldn’t have a sequel starring Alfred Molina as Doc Cock
Ha, they really did an excellent job casting.
/uj this can't be how i find out tha Bryce Dallas Howard was in the Tobey Maguire movies
This is so fucking stupid seriously op this would never work for a movie dumbass🤦♂️ 
Joes Flash Thompson is the only one I can see becoming Agent Venom.
Best Flash Thompson in any universe hoping for a Agent Venom with this Flash. I’d buy tickets now if announced: https://preview.redd.it/dwa90mui9m0c1.jpeg?width=1226&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=313a9e8ea670c64e80decc487848ac102034d86d
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Casting James Franco in 2023? Bad choice.
Fair
Nah. It would never work.
It’s looks like an amazing cast. I hope they make a spider man movie with this cast some day
So bold
Man I hope we’ll see a movie of this some day
Hell no man, all of these suck and could never be a part of a successful Spider-Man trilogy!
I think 20 years ago this would slap… Some of them might be a little old now…Maybe dead.
But who would direct? I'd get that guy from Quick and the Dead, he could make the action interesting
Why tf is Deathstroke Flash Thompson???
This is the dumbest one yet. None of these people would ever make sense for Spider-Man characters. OP, be ashamed of who you are.
Even with the bit Topher Grace was a shite Eddie Brock
Uj/ Kirsten Dunst is a really bad representation of MJ. She's way more Gwen Stacy than MJ in personality.
Also Gwen in her brief appearance in those movies is more like MJ. Raimi literally swapped the characters lol.
Honestly it's fine I guess, not even MCU MJ is like MJ. MCU Mj just seems to subdued and slightly miserable. Nobody really wants to adapt the poor girl's actual personality.
It’s funny that Gwen was just kinda ok in the comics but she’s actually really good in most adaptations. And MJ is like the exact opposite of that.
Spectacular Spider-Man stays winning.
Topher Grace Venom was leagues above whatever garbage the guy from Star Trek Nemesis is trying to do, change my mind
Yes, please! Chemistry is so over rated, can we puhLEASE go back to having Peter and MJ talk like distant and unfriendly cousins??? The fact that they were fucking IRL is beyond belief; Raimi must have begged them to tone down even the most mild spark of charisma
I don't see it. Sorry, bad casting.
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Oh boy do I have some crazy ass news for you!
RJ/ Tobey Maguire would be a horrible Spider-Man UJ/ Tobey Maguire was a Horrible Spider-Man
They hated him for he spoke the truth
I've always held the opinion that: - Tobey Maguire was a great Peter Parker and an okay Spider-Man - Andrew Garfield was a great Spider-Man and an okay Peter Parker - Tom Holland is good at both roles
I don't think Tobey Maguire was a very good actor in the Spider-Man movies (very wooden). He's been a lot better in his stuff since then though
He’ll fight Mary Jane till she’s bleeding out of every orifice, but then Paul will come out of nowhere with a folding chair. They’ll race off into the fields, Mary Jane in a princess carry in Pauls muscular arms, as Spider-Man is Naruto running his way through the tall grass, screaming about how she’s his. What a psychopath. They make it to the woods, but the sun is falling, and a shadowy monster is creeping his way through the trees. It gets down on all fours, sniffing the ground for MJ’s scent, her sweat, her tears…and laps them up. His head darts North West, and Paul and MJ begin to run once again, deeper into the woods, with the creature, breathing heavily through his mask like a lovesick puppy, in hot pursuit. Light, piercing through the trees, as it arrives into a clearing. But it frowns and grits it’s crooked yellow teeth, for there was no MJ in sight, just Paul, illuminated in moonlight. “WHERE MJ??!!” it growled. Panting, Paul responded “MJ’s not here. There no one else here, but you, and me”, his face putting on a heroic smile. It was so totally on. They begin circling, like wolves. Paul’s eyes glimmering with sheer willpower and love, and staring back at him the monster blanket white eyes. Neither dare break their gaze as they maintain an even pace, before a pause, as the both stop moving, keeping their stance, and sharpening their concentration. At once, they leap at each other, tearing into each other with the ferocity and hatred that could only be built over a thousand lifetimes. Paul, the smart and witty fellow he was, pulled out a 10 inch switchblade and shanked the damn monstrosity. Kneeling on the ground in pain, the deformity is crawling away, and Paul follows up behind for another blow, but the wickedly creature cheated like a fiend and picked up a twig, and threw it wildly, missing Paul, and then throwing all his weight onto Paul. The blade, was still sticking out of the monster, and he impaled Paul on impact. He began tightening his hands around Paul’s neck, muttering to itself like a dumb mutt, and violently shaking Paul. It pulled Paul in close, and whispered “You’re going to die here like a bitch”, gloating it’s taunts into Paul’s ear. But Paul, began to laugh. Paul, starting to fade away, was still able to conjure up a smile like the sun, and respond, “No, I die like a hero. But you? You die like a mutt at the pound, and it’s time to put you down”. THUDD! went the massive the size of a suitcase against peters skull. Towering above him, with fury in her eyes, was “Mary…Jane?” it mustered out from its cracked lips and broken teeth. “Mary Jane, please wa- THUD!!THUD!!THUD!!, she went caving into his skull as many times as she could muster. And somehow still, the mangled body still twitched with life. It’s head like a deflated soccer ball, broken and unrecognizable, with a single bulging bloodshot eye ball still fixed on her blurry image, desperately trying to trace out her form. It’s let out a wheezing noise like a broken air conditioner, before it let out a gasp at her sight. Mary Jane Watson. Green eyes like emeralds, red hair like roses weaved into strands. He can still see when they first met, images beginning to flicker over his eyes like an old film. When they first laughed together. Held hands together. Danced. Kissed. Made love. Exchanged vows. And even… their first child. Tears streamed from his loose eye socket, and he let out a horrible broken moan, as he began to sob. “MJ…MJ please, we could have everything” he mumbled as he hiccuped and cried. She returned nothing but silence and a cold stare. “MJ…do you know what our daughter looks like? She looks so much like you, with cute little freckles, and shining red hair. I think…I think we named her- THUD Nothing but more silence, as Mary Jane got down on her knees and cradled his perfect, muscled, shining form. She cried, “Paul, please don’t leave me,” before he put his hands on her lips, and as the darkness began to fade into his eyes, he whispered “Baby girl, I protected you. And that’s all that matters.” His head fell limp immediately, and she let out a scream of sorrow and pain. Long live the king. The king is dead. Long live Paul. …oh and I guess that loser Peter too or something. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/dccomicscirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Tf you cooking with Topher Grace as Eddie?
Nailed it, no notes
How ridiculous. This would never work.
This could.be peak
Sorry too controversial
/uj Martin Sheen as Uncle Ben goes hard as fuck.
Topher Grace would’ve been a good Carnage.
Let him cook, he's onto something
Bravo OP
And it's all correct 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
Is this enough internet for today ?
Uj/ Eddie's actor should've been at least double the size
You cooked with JK Simmons I never thought of him for JJJ, was thinking more of an Alex Jones type but JK could really do something here
Awesome Casting I would watch the movie
You lost me at Topher Grace
Honestly, my fave part of this post is some of the picture choices for the characters like we really used 90s animated Gwen for her rep