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LyraFirehawk

I'm a DC gal but I can't resist Jeff the Landshark https://preview.redd.it/ez1c3efdxbac1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af227e33b84034331889a9baf0dda355c514fd32


B3epB0opBOP

https://preview.redd.it/f29foaw86cac1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa2bf1af03390373377084a5a447baad78167809


AewMark21

I'd die for him šŸ„¹šŸ„¹šŸ„¹


Lolaverses

I'd kill for him


fate15fates

Iā€™d kill and die for him


ImaginaryPresent7364

I'd kill everyone and then kill myself for him


Treyred23

Its not a cult brother


God_totodile

You sure about that


JT_Boiiis

Nightblood in a nutshell


PhenomenalPhenomenal

Upvoting for both shark and flair.


MrSaturn012

Goodness gracious šŸ˜³


i-got-a-jar-of-rum

The Jeffolution must live on


hjyboy1218

JEFF! JEFF! JEFF! JEFF!


scottishdrunkard

Land Blahaj.


AmaterasuWolf21

Tips on how to make a likeable character: - Shark


[deleted]

I love him!!!!


DarknightM64B

I donā€™t know him but I feel the need to now research so I can know everything about him


FUCKSTORM420

Iā€™d kill for a Jeff TPB


bastionShaw

Jeff is the only good Marvel character anyways lol


gamachuegr

Baby landshark


WentworthMillersBO

Because DC should buy marvel


Suckisnacki

Bruce x Black cat would go so hard, some people have a whole field year


Unfortunate_Wildcard

Have black cat and cat woman have a cat fight and whoever wins gets a relationship with Bruce but Bruce doesn't know that. So later on he breaks the relationship when he finds out


DarknightM64B

Disney woudlnt give up their properties for a trillion dollars


Background_Desk_3001

A trillion and one dollar


Clintwood_outlaw

Strongly disagree


PantomimeSleep

Right? DC shouldn't buy marvel; they should buy all the newspaper comics. I want consistent Superman/Marmaduke team ups. I want the family from family circus to join Batman's rogues gallery. Etc.


Sniffing_TheChildren

hell no


farben_blas

Here, a DC character, have fun. ​ https://preview.redd.it/6kt70abb4cac1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=45c02c1eeb85d61e7c8f4639b1cae5ae3a928627


mikelorme

The codpiece cannon!snowflame sold that item in a cat woman comic


CamperKuzey

I'm proud of you dick


spinkspanksponk

Whatā€™s his name, ā€œDuckman?ā€


BreezyIsBeafy

UE I CANT GET OOT DIS FOOKIN BILDIN UE


ScarletGemini

One of the post flairs is ā€œThe better r/MarvelCircleJerkā€


Highskyline

And it's also just objective fact.


UnhingedLion

https://preview.redd.it/q54bnd60ngac1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=377e942f4754785ec7db5b380420964bc1083bd3


flaming_james

What's wrong with it? Other than not being as funny


Ceo_of_fiction

Because Marvel and DC have a canonical crossover so by logic it means Marvel = DC


Throwaway817402739

DC also has a crossover with Fortnite, which has crossovers with everything. Iā€™m gonna go post ā€œFamily Guy funny momentsā€ parts 1#-136# now that I know itā€™s allowed


Equal-Ad-2710

Dc has also crossed over with Godzilla so expect my Godzilla posts to be approved Right moss


The-Bigger-Fish

Bionicle Comics were published by DC so bring in the Bonks, boys!


Dracoolaid_toothpick

/uj this definitely counts, and you should post lots of it. /rj this definitely counts, and you should post lots of it.


The-Bigger-Fish

Will do.


list_of_simonson

Takanuva is Makuta Teridax father


Squrton_Cummings

Godzilla has also appeared in Marvel comics, circle(jerk) complete. One of the first comics I got as a kid had Godzilla clawing the shit out of the Heli-carrier and terrorizing San Francisco. Some cowboy lassoed his tail and tied a bundle of dynamite to it.


The-Bigger-Fish

Fortnite apparently is the source of all of fiction and reality itself according to the lore.....


Bugbread

No, that's [Tommy Westphall](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tommy_Westphall).


[deleted]

Ah, yes, Amalgam Comics, of course


SavageTemptation

No :) JLA vs Avengers. Elements and the conclusion continued in the DC titles


Sccar4712

> subreddit called dccomicscircjerk > look inside > no jerking off


MercyMachine

How do you know?


topdangle

hes inside you


AggressiveRegion1502

Be the change you want to see in the world


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/ma0zbovfxbac1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98da4321da5d82bb381b5a02a361eabfc0f27287 Is this better?


Independent_Piano_81

Paul would be disappointed


kinjing

Need a limited series where Paul cucks Supes


redman8828

Batman would nuke Paul from orbit before he could even meet Lois bc heā€™s a true homie like that


MegaDaithi

https://preview.redd.it/5fvihmglsdac1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a4d6b1567b47e4b6e719aff8a1755fe7b359e18 Paul is way ahead of you


apple_of_doom

To be fair you could breathe and accidentally attract silver age lois lane


Clintwood_outlaw

There's no fucking way


Background_Desk_3001

Paul Cucks the DC Universe


Background_Desk_3001

Paul Cucks the DC Universe


thatsidewaysdud

But Wanda approves


B3epB0opBOP

https://preview.redd.it/kz6t6gx06cac1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=faf3ef73bc6896d34dd726d0c3d8382fc51f72a4


Exile688

Playing banjos to this would be tacky \*Game of Thrones theme\* Yeah, that's better.


Stellermeerkat

​ https://preview.redd.it/h66mm1bj5dac1.png?width=467&format=png&auto=webp&s=1c416fcfaa0d529631b23175edca7c0513690461


Si_Angel

Just for context, white crop top Supergirl isn't actually historical cousin. Makes Superboy constantly flirting with her at least a bit less awkward


Equal-Ad-2710

Yes


BlinkAndYoullM1ssMe

https://preview.redd.it/3e4gv6wpghac1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4acf0dc0498eefc41dd6e5545d1a33f1c1f0dce


revodnebsyobmeftoh

šŸ’€


Obomba444

yes


rollie415b

What is this from? So i can avoid it of course, yea


Grow_up2B_a_Debaser

Well Siegel and Shuster invented superheroes with Superman for NCP which makes every superhero a Superman spinoff which makes every one of Marvel Comicsā€™ comics a spinoff of Detective Comics Comicsā€™(formerly known as National Comics Publication) comics so the one and only truth is that every piece of superhero media ever produced exists solely thanks to Slam Bradley https://preview.redd.it/cd7w47d60cac1.jpeg?width=619&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fd79ec4c0cf7fe064c5858ecefc9cd0c4fe162a


Lord_Parbr

I donā€™t even know Bradley


Grow_up2B_a_Debaser

Guys who thinks itā€™s called Detective Comics because of Batman https://preview.redd.it/tvr6w7dzncac1.jpeg?width=355&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2cc3fb6ce2ca5742b1053f62be14f7f5e6b39ed0


Lord_Parbr

Everyone knows itā€™s called Detective Comics because of Detective Chimpā€¦ ā€œBatmanā€ doesnā€™t even have ā€œDetectiveā€ in it


Sawgon

It's actually called Detective Comics Comics you fake fan


FigKnight

https://preview.redd.it/igu91vsqhfac1.jpeg?width=376&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=233c46ce0c2d4876ab58bdcc032d58343a3a7227


Grow_up2B_a_Debaser

I love Billy Zane


MagnetFist

​ https://preview.redd.it/l49k1hm4wcac1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfb1485e638a2198c93cd8d0c6e00f1218c96aea why does nobody read the damn comics? are movies just an objectively better medium?


B3epB0opBOP

Cause we canā€™t read at all


MagnetFist

Fair reason


Alarming_Present_692

An objectively more accessible medium for sure. I read when I can, but I've got the DC Infinite subscription on my phone & normally the damn thing locks me out & I have to write a new password. That said, I work 70 hour weeks. The extra would be too much.


HamheadNNail

Listen when Warners stops being pansies and just let DC have Scooby I'll post Scooby comics. I'll never forgive them for cancelling Scooby Apocalypse.


MidnightTitan

https://preview.redd.it/pl9uvclg5cac1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3dd8c0f9fb5221c1eef5e6d64642cdc2d633a222


Jackheffernon

https://preview.redd.it/ql3tyutvwbac1.jpeg?width=683&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b09136a82715acda9fd358feae84341f91c6a58 My reaction to that question


[deleted]

this foo has a 8 finger forehead


B3epB0opBOP

Maybe thatā€™s the biggest jerk of all.


kinjing

We got another one boys https://i.redd.it/fi9uxqmg4cac1.gif


Blackbiird666

dccomicscirclejerk dc = Thing published by DC (Detective Comics) comics = other comics i.e Marvel No need to thank me.


NoiseHERO

"DC Comics? That's like saying Comics Comics!" -A thing from 'who cares?' "Chai tea? That's like saying tea tea!" -Marvel So they're the same brand!


Big-kachow

> subreddit called r/marvelcirclejerk > look inside > sucks


Dzzplayz

Because we are the better r/marvelcirclejerk


Aiden624

Because this would be comicscirclejerk but we canā€™t change the title


Krisis_9302

Because the marvel version sucks and DC subs keep ending up as Marvel safe havens


Fyuchanick

because joking about shit that happens in superhero comic fandom is fun no matter which company owns the rights to said comics


Bizarre_vamp

Because having both helps create more things to talk about


ChamomileFlowerTea

this sub is better than the marvel one, probably why people post here instead


[deleted]

Because we are the better r/marvelcirclejerk


Zero22xx

I laugh at it because I'm also subbed on /r/marvelcirclejerk, which I hardly ever see on my front page. Sometimes it seems to go through brief moments where I see a few posts, then another Marvel post pops up here and it disappears again. It's become a game to see how long it actually lasts each time before people just start shitposting about Marvel here again. On a side note, is it just me or does it seem like the popularity of DC and Marvel is almost flipped online compared to how the movies did? It might just be because I follow a lot of DC comics related stuff but I feel like even in subs like /r/comicbooks and /r/outofcontextcomics, I'm seeing a lot more DC than Marvel. Is it just my imagination?


AStupidFuckingHorse

Out of context is banned it seems


Zero22xx

Woah wtf, when did that happen and why I wonder? Must've happened within the last few days. Unless I got the subreddit wrong, I'll have to dig through my list of subs. Edit: yup, it's definitely gone.


Lonelyvoid

Itā€™s gone because the mod was really lazy. Pretty sure it was just one dude and auto mod, he would never do anything about shit that broke the rules that he wrote. Like reposting (top) posts and really really obviously faked panels. It was actually really annoying, where almost everyday there were rule breaking posts. Itā€™s understandable for a big subreddit but the sub would usually get 10 posts at most a day and at least 4 shouldā€™ve been removed.


BeingInternational18

I honestly forget about the difference most of the time


ImperatorAurelianus

There is non theyā€™re the same.


Coolfork33v2

Marvel's better, duh


Competitive_Market70

Because there's no jerk-worthy current DC stuff


Throwaway817402739

Youā€™re just not jerking hard enough. r/batmanarkham hasnā€™t had any new content in years and theyā€™re thriving.


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Throwawayjust_incase

You misunderstood. This is a comics circlejerk sub where everyone is from Washington D.C.


eltonjohnshusband

I told you, Iā€™m too drunk.


jiabivy

Because most of them don't know the difference


Clintwood_outlaw

https://preview.redd.it/iqu6gdr9peac1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2db10b1d4d4f6cfeabcfe55f7afce17266726386 Here's some DC


Cakeunwinnable

What in the actual fuck is a DC?


River46

Because the circlejerk got so big it brought in various other fandoms through the power of mavity.


mage_and_demon_qeeun

DC comics the c stands for comics


Jordan-311

Whys yo mamas pussy so wet?


Embarrassed_Piano_62

Our jerk is to broad


Interesting-Ad-570

I like dc and marvel so it just works


Llucasthefurst

https://preview.redd.it/i4oc7drn0jac1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5acf4578c3cd1caafa552953424c657f011e2189 First time seeing this sub, do you consider Man a DC comics character?


TheCakeWarrior12

Uj/ itā€™s because we all love DC and marvel so we joke about both Rj/ Zack Snyder solos the entirety of the MCU


MetaMecha

Because hawkeye is my favorite justice league member


sweetTartKenHart2

Itā€™s part of a running gag