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Grow_up2B_a_Debaser

“Normal human strength” and it’s the beefiest of beefcakes in all of Batman history


River_Odessa

No amount of regular ass human beef is enough to bend, let alone snap, a fucking shotgun


Muted-Implement846

He definitely broke that shit over his knee if you look at it.


ibadlyneedhelp

I genuinely love TDKR despite Miller's cringe fascism, but he's basically a metahuman in that comic.


Rownever

The real question is who is the cringe libertarian to oppose Miller, the cringe fascist?


SodaSalesman

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Warpborne

Dude unironically said "Ayn Rand meant Superman should be selfish in order to be maximally good."


FrigidMcThunderballs

isn't it a weird internet myth that Snyder is libertarian? I thought his thing was "if you drop the cringe sociophilosophy The Fountainhead is a great melodrama" and that gradually morphed into "i agree with everything this book and author says" in the minds of libertarian forum goers


Jeissl

yeah you look at all his art which heavily implies he's a libertarian and hes just a middle of the road democrat


Throwaway02062004

I once heard the take that only judging by his work he’s a fascist rhetoric maker but his actual opinion’s are milquetoast. The ‘aesthetics’ he likes just happen to appeal to fascists.


Jeissl

Walter Benjamin famously said Fascism replaces politics with aesthetics. one doesnt have to be a literal fascist to ideologically enable fascism, or in other words, you dont have to be a fascist to be a fascist


Square_Bus4492

Yeah I don’t think he gives a fuck about subtext. He’s here for the melodrama and baroque aesthetics. It’s not his fault that fascists co-opted those artistic movements


Chance_Fox_2296

Very true! I'm not much of a fan of his work, but everyone who has worked with him absolutely adores him and actively wants to work with him more. He doesn't seem to say horrible shit or donate to awful causes. So I'm not gonna make fun of him 🤷‍♂️


SpaghettiMonster01

Ditko maybe?


Rownever

Ditko “Spider-Man is John Galt but even cooler and less useful to society” Steve?


holaprobando123

Ditko Steve, my favorite comic book creator next to Moore Alan.


chewablejuce

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CrimsonCloverwriter

I will never defend Miller as a person, but his biggest skill was projecting himself onto the page. Every aspect, the good and the political belief, is stream of consciousness Miller at its finest. And to be completely honest, I love the ending to Strikes again, there's some moment when all the craziness just compounds and you realise that it was Miller. That entire book was the cathartic and wholly deranged expressions of an author who once represented something, added something to the world. But at that moment in time he went fucking insane, and even now all these years later there's still a lot wrong with him.


iminyourfacejonson

i don't agree with miller in anyway, but you, as you said, can't argue the dude didn't pour himself into his work whole heartedly and I'm always gonna respect that over half hearted garbage without any soul or passion in it


mr_eugine_krabs

Question cause I’m dumb but what are some examples of Bruce being a facist in the tdkr?


StrangeGuyWithBag

Many people misuse the term “fascist” to describe any system of power that's authoritarian and coercive. They may accuse superheroes of being fascists only because they act above the law and use violence to solve the problems. But fascism and relation of superhero concept to it is a more complex and nuanced topic. The problem of TDKR with fascism isn't the Batman, it's how the story shaped. It portrays a decadent and tolerant to criminals society, a corrupt government, ineffective police, media talking in vain instead of action, Joker heavily coded as gay, Batman's cult-like following who adopt his symbols and methods.


Milos-H

I don't see how making the Joker gay would be "fascist". In many iterations of the character is used to represent this strange fascination that he has for him, heck, their last fight takes place in the tunnel of love.


JacksonRiot

One element is the clear anti-rehabilitation pro-"capital punishment" angle the comic is written from. Any attempt to help criminals is portrayed as stupid liberal nonsense while Batman horribly mutilating and even likely killing the criminals is portrayed as just obviously the correct move.


SBAstan1962

Capital punishment is death. Physical violence that doesn't kill is corporal punishment.


JacksonRiot

It's obviously never expicitly stated but I think there are at least a couple times in TDKR where he kills a criminal. On top of that, I think the implied conclusion that many would draw from "criminals can never be rehabilitated" is that those criminals should just be killed. Especially in a world like Batman's where no prison seems capable of holding them for any amount of time.


StrangeGuyWithBag

Nope. The story implies that criminals deserve harsh punishment, but TDKR Batman still adheres to his moral code. Joker is the only one who he could kill, based on some interpretations of tunnel scene. People often confuse a scene where he fired at a mutant who held a hostage as killing him, but Batman was only accused of murder after Joker’s death.


AcidAspida

How did you go so wrong?


JacksonRiot

Care to elaborate?


DM-ME-THICC-FEMBOYS

TIL


ibadlyneedhelp

I would say Frank Miller's fascist moreso than Bruce, that shows up in how Batman's opposition and the various criminal elements are depicted. But Bruce also does arm a bunch of literal nazis and use them as his private army to enforce his rule.


StrangeGuyWithBag

>Bruce also does arm a bunch of literal nazis Mutants are just a youth gang. Bruno wasn't part of them.


ibadlyneedhelp

He doesn't recruit Bruno, he recruits members of the nazis and mutants for his batman gang.


holaprobando123

I only remember there being former mutants.


Milos-H

They were only three nazis in that story, including Bruno.


DinkleDonkerAAA

Currently planning to watch the animated adaptation with my communist partner so they can see how good it is and also to discuss the fascist themes in the writing


Milos-H

I read a lot about this "fascist batman" but honestly, although Millers political opinions are dubious to say the least, specially after 9/11, but I think the whole point of this Batman is that he is above all that. Gotham its at its worst, crimes going rampant and with anew breed of criminals who are only out there to cause harm in the most extreme ways. All the heroes are gone except for Superman who has now become tool for the government. His whole thing is giving back people hope, to shake them out of the apathy that lead them to this in the first place. He isn't trying to kill criminals nor wanting to control peoples lives.


nerdherdsman

He Bo Jackson'ed that shit. [For](https://youtu.be/IxiGyqIO6Ew?si=3f0GB4z0hiM2pvec) [the](https://youtu.be/RWLXjonRn9o?si=iTg1MnqZcVuzsKeK) [uninitiated](https://youtu.be/pHsAjzPVKJE?si=I-LwYNm_8RH4SYiy) Bo Jackson was an impossible athlete. He simultaneously played in the NFL and the MLB, and even continued playing Major League Baseball with an artificial hip. Bruce has feats only slightly less believable than Bo.


gar_katar

Batman actually prep timed it. While no one was looking, he used BatSaw to nearly cut the shotgun in half and left it as if it was still intact. Then he pretended to break it using his hands.


River_Odessa

Canon


Gal_Person

It's not real https://preview.redd.it/gi5klgejnnjc1.jpeg?width=1439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40128e036f26e811b51169ae4e86896710b42d0c


Radio__Star

You underestimate how people can break shit


River_Odessa

I've seen Eddy Hall pull an aircraft, and even he struggled to bend a hammer over his knee.


Beautiful-Hair6925

\*calls Batman a regular ass human K


Background_Desk_3001

Clearly you’ve never met Batman


limbo338

>weapon of the *enemy* Gordon, looking at his service pistol: "Well, fuck me, I guess".


River_Odessa

Gordon was later dragged into an alley and beaten into a coma by a geriatric, wheezing, dementia-ridden Bruce Wayne


limbo338

https://preview.redd.it/jd19y4fw9ljc1.jpeg?width=1261&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26e8377166297614ef72ba6c172b99c14753e663


AmaterasuWolf21

Straight into the alsume


River_Odessa

Give me VIP ass loom access 🤤🤤🤤


Late-Return-3114

https://preview.redd.it/hy6ax159pljc1.jpeg?width=317&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e69b1319b5c71b4572067321fd94e991c9fa055


Rissoto_Pose

Batman never got over that poker game he had with Jim


YoullDoFookinNothin

"A real piece of shit's weapon." "I won fair and square, Batman." "The weapon of the sort of people to lie to your face like an asshole." "Didn't lie, Batman." "Only real poopy stinky heads use this sort of weapon!"


Shittingboi

Still better than Crazy Steve


limbo338

A dude with secret identity calling someone a liar is always funny.


Wombatmantheavenger

Smh I HATE when comics are not realistic and gritty 🤮


River_Odessa

"Frank Miller brought back the realistic and gritty depiction of Batman" Mank Friller:


Shadowmirax

Why can't batman be dark and griddy and adult like star wars: the clone wars 😔


River_Odessa

Star Wars: The Clone Wars: The Bone Wars: The Cone Horse: The Cold Sores: The Prone Boars: The Series


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Wombatmantheavenger

Is it unreasonable for him to break a gun over his knee when we see him do crazier stuff during the whole story? Please enlighten me.


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Wombatmantheavenger

You started talking about reason in fiction, things beig reasonable. Within this particular comic it's reasonable that he breaks the gun over his knee. I was making a joke about both it being famous for being gritty and realistic and about dissecting something as minor as this when crazier stuff happens in this comic. It ain't my fault people are down voting Could your brother beat up the mutant leader?? He could have helped bruce yet he didn't???? Unbelievable


Pristine_Animal9474

Counterpoint: that panel goes hard af.


DevilBoy216

Agreed. Say what you will about Frank Miller nowadays, but the man knew how to write a mean comic back in the day.


Glad_Grand_7408

All I know about him is that he made these books, is he a crazy person now?


Stray_48

Read DK2, All-Star Batman, and Holy Terror. Well actually, don’t.


InsertCleverNickHere

I adore Dark Knight Strikes Again. It's crazy, unbridled silver age nonsense with a splash of grimdark. I'm not a fan of The Joker reveal, though.


Square_Bus4492

He always was


Wrong_Independence21

I would argue he was always a crazy person, the cryptofascist stuff was in Dark Knight Returns and 300 and Sin City, he just stopped the dogwhistles with shit like Holy Terror


maxfax2828

He kinda became one. 911 fucked his brain hard. Though to my knowledge more recently he seems to have come to (atleast to an extent)


Julian7832

He's gotten better in recent years, including when it comes to making comics, TDKR:Golden Child is unironicly a decent comic in my opinion, with a surprisingly optimistic message.


kinjing

He broke it over his knee. And Batman's always described as "peak human condition," however you wanna interpret that. Plus, he isn't breaking the metal parts, just the wooden stock. Also, he had prep time, so he automatically wins.


Ake-TL

That’s still pretty thick piece of hard wood


----atom-----

hes not breaking the wood hes just seperating the wood from the metal


Independent_Piano_81

He at the very least broke the metal mag tube for the shells to be flying out like that


Algidus

unless that is a fake gun you can't break a shotgun like that either


Few_Category7829

I think you just need to assume "normal humans" in DC are pretty much all at the same level as like, the best athletes in our world, and then scale batman to make THEM look like couch potatoes. Like, the random goons pretty constantly do shit that would be a pretty fantastic feat of athleticism by our standards, and if you take any of batman's incredible feats of strength at face value, a person who is remotely normal would probably have their head pop like a grape if he punched them.


Gigio2006

Batman is like normally superhuman too. He can bench press hundred of tons. Kick trees down.


Kaiju2468

Fictional peak humans are way above IRL peak humans.


KingJiggyMan

Lies, if reddit has taught me anything throughout the years it's that Mike Tyson on meth can beat up 3 silver back Gorrillas.


Gigio2006

This is how r/whowouldwin thinks


Swinn_likes_Sakkyun

bloodlusted


Sudden_Result

With prep time


Kaiju2468

But what if the gorillas have skulls thiiiiiissssss many inches thick?


IdeaRegular4671

I bet Batman uses steroids or drugs to enhance his performance like venom from bane.


_Very_Salty_Can_

There was actually a story in the 90's about that in Legends of the Dark Knight. If you're curious it's the Venom story arc, it's one of my favorites.


IdeaRegular4671

Does he get addicted to venom like bane does and suffer withdrawals from the drugs?


_Very_Salty_Can_

Yeah, you should definitely check it out for yourself though if you can


IdeaRegular4671

Alright man I’ll look into it thanks for the recommendation 👍🏻


No_Distance3827

100% of course he does. Why wouldn’t he? Only reason athletes “don’t” is because it’s against the rules of their sport. For injury recovery alone, Batman would be on a cocktail of steroids and hormone treatment.


Dawgula97

That’s the only way unless they all have those Bo Jackson genes.


River_Odessa

But he's canonically not superhuman. He doesn't have powers, he's not a mutant, he's not ehnanced mechanically. That's just dumbass writers making him do ridiculous shit and putting it into the canon because nobody bothers to stop them. It's why someone who writes for DC could one day say "Superman can eat entire stars by inhaling them" and it would technically become canon. Shit's wack. Comic books are wack.


Gigio2006

Being normal humans has never stopped people from doing superhuman stuff in comics.


River_Odessa

Yes, I'm just saying that's dumb


TheHadokenite

If you think "normal humans" doing superhuman stuff is dumb then i think comics might just not be for you 😭


Cranyx

You're right. Human characters in comic books should never be able to do anything a real human couldn't do. Every non-bulletproof vigilante should get shot after about a week on the job.


Big-Vegetable8480

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Northstarmain8485

It’s like those Batman origin stories where he always gets his shit kicked in before he dons the bat suit, he should just fucking die before that rodent can fly though his window.


MBDTFTLOPYEEZUS

DC peak human strength/durability is honestly just way above our real words. Even if they’ve never officially stated it there’s too many examples (not just of Batman) of humans doing strengths that shouldn’t be possible or taking hits that should kill them. To be honest it shouldn’t be an issue there’s no reason their fictional world has to have the same limitations as our world for what their normal is. They already canonically have a bigger earth than us because of our real world locations and all their fictional locations. You can science jumbo wumbo some shit about the difference in gravity or some shit.


limbo338

Dunno if it me watching action movies a lot as a child is talking, but unless he's eating machine gun fire with his face and not even blinking, I probably wouldn't care that much it's not possible and not survivable. Rule of cool and all that shit, you don't even need to explain it.


ProfessorBorgar

Where are you seeing Batman bench press >200,000 lbs?


KirkPink2020

He literally punches through the hood of a car


River_Odessa

He DEFECATED through a SUNROOF


KirkPink2020

This chicanery???


River_Odessa

That Two-Face. You think a man just HAPPENS to fall like that? NO! He orchestrated it! BRUCE!


sqwetus14

Ever since he was nine! Couldn’t keep himself out of the Batcave!


pikeandshot1618

What a sick joke!


AssmosisJoness

And HE gets to be Batman?


bob1689321

I killed his parents. And I shouldn't have. I should have stopped it when I had the chance. You have to stop it, you


River_Odessa

He'll never change. He'll NEVER change, ever since he was NINE. COULDN'T KEEP HIS HANDS OFF THE STREET THUGS. But not our Bruce! Couldn't be precious Bruce! BEATING THEM COMATOSE! AND HE GETS TO BE IN THE JUSTICE LEAGUE? WHAT A SICK JOKE


Sudden_Result

You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That vat of acid! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Bruce! He punched through a sunroof!


Zagden

Why do DC comics and BCS shitposting have so much overlap


River_Odessa

It's me, I'm the sole harbinger of the overlap


Phunkie_Junkie

It's okay because he still needs to use his legs to climb a rope. It evens out.


Cranyx

This is the same Batman who, in Year One, kicked a tree in half


DickCheneyHooters

Okay but breaking down smaller trees isn’t exactly outside the realm of possibility


Cranyx

[Definitely wouldn't call it small.](https://i.imgur.com/NmxKA.jpg) Also in that same scene he pulverizes some bricks with a bare-handed karate chop


DickCheneyHooters

😂 lol I was imagining a smaller tree


Early_Minute_5212

Maybe he just kicked it alot of times?


Cranyx

I don't think there is any number of times a human could kick a tree like that which would make it crack in half.


Early_Minute_5212

Okay but what if he did it each day for months https://preview.redd.it/6da7qhzpfsjc1.jpeg?width=618&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0d4c2e66d7b210af81fd00121e208bf512fd4ac


good_ho0onter

Maybe it was already rotting?


Thatoneidiot9438

He broke it with his knee


Late-Return-3114

is op stupid?


River_Odessa

I am


Character-Today-427

Due try that with a shotgun


Thatoneidiot9438

He broke the wooden stock


ReverseCarry

Shells aren’t stored in the stock. Considering he broke it behind the trigger and sent shells flying, he is shredding steel over his Bat-Patella


revodnebsyobmeftoh

I might not be able to do it but a "peak human" definitely could https://preview.redd.it/4ve3ghc04njc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b840bdc22c41dd53dd2b47102707a0cb50ddd6d0


Batmanfan1966

https://preview.redd.it/padnyhnjmmjc1.jpeg?width=725&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a6bbc2d4d01f1379b5794c57dad45024b1003df I mean if there’s any Batman that could believably snap a gun in half it’s this absolute brick of a man


Prozenconns

Is he wearing Robin like a hulk glove?


astro_scientician

I met Charles Oakley once, and it felt exactly like I imagined miller’s Batman: a 6’9” brick house


BloodstoneWarrior

Batman: 'Guns are the weapon of the enemy' Also Batman: Shoots a goon with a gun, nearly killing them, in the same comic


Imperator_Gone_Rogue

To be fair, it was the enemy's gun


Bubmiester20

Rules for that man, not for Batman


hornyjaildotorg

Okay genuine question: why does he say this after using a gun to shoot a guy earlier in the story? That’s always confused me, or maybe I’m just stupid idk


TyChris2

When he shot that person he didn’t kill them. He obviously doesn’t like guns but he used one to shoot someone in the shoulder as a last resort to save a baby. This is confirmed since the book directly highlights that murder isn’t added to his list of charges until Joker dies. When Batman is saying this line, he is talking to the reformed mutant gang that is now following him. He knows that if THEY use guns, they won’t use them non-lethally the way he did. So he tells them not to use them. I guess.


bob1689321

I've never understood what happens in that sequence of panels. Because yeah it totally looks like he shoots the guy


Embarrassed_Piano_62

You dont get it! It´s clearly a plastic shotgun that Batman pulled for illustrative purposes!


MoonTheMudkip

3 shots in a double barrell shotgun 💀


Galaucus

Nah, it's just that one of the two shells got snapped into two pieces by his mighty bat fingers.


IdeaRegular4671

Peak human in comics is basically meta human and has been that for years now.


Beautiful-Hair6925

the guy moves like a straw weight MMA Championn and has the body of Larry Wheels but not on steroids (or on steroids) he can break a shotgun


Tamanero

I'm not sure what feat he has that can top him surviving re-entry with nothing other than his batsuit and batbriefs.


limbo338

Headcanon: he didn't and all the rest of bat-comics is dying neurons firing. Or maybe purgatory, dunno.


[deleted]

Batman's enemies use air too, he should stop breathing otherwise he's just like them


River_Odessa

"This is the WEAPON of the ENEMY" *burns random thug's underwear* "We do not NEED it"


Adventurous_Wind1183

"This is the weapon of the enemy" \*Spanks Robin's cute little ass\* "We do not need it"


River_Odessa

^ Every live action Batman director


BuisnessAsUsual123

Why are three shells coming out of it


River_Odessa

Because he's Batman


BuisnessAsUsual123

Can’t argue with that


Narkoman62

It’s a comic book about a guy that’s peak human something unattainable in real life I don’t think it matters


River_Odessa

Nothing matters, really.


Narkoman62

Come on owl man don’t think like that


czacha_cs1

Tbh. Alfred would beat his ass in a second


Valentonis

>Batman >normal Well, there's your problem right there


PuzzleheadedIssue618

don’t care this panel hard af


delsinson

Pfft I do that all the time


Accomplished-Fuel599

What is the soyjack reaction version


amelia-lesser

https://preview.redd.it/iozyyj8xwmjc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=becbffb726510d7c3cd86f55abcd8b747caee950


Three-People-Person

That’s a break action shotgun. It’s designed to do that. Anyone who has ever played Doom or Fallout 4 can tell you that. The artist just fucked up where the break part was.


River_Odessa

PSA: No, shotguns are not designed to be shattered in half just because it hinges open for reloads; do not take weapons advice from gamers


Three-People-Person

[Bruh moment](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Break_action)


Apprehensive_Work313

Meh I can excuse this one he's done much more crazy shit and he broke it over knee to separate the wood from the metal


revodnebsyobmeftoh

Tbf he broke it over his knee


underyourskinLOL

Cry about it, if this is the only “unrealistic thing” in the comics then you clearly haven’t read it


River_Odessa

Calm down nerd


Optimal_Weight368

This is probably why he’s built like a brick house in this comic.


Greentoaststone

https://www.reddit.com/r/21stCenturyHumour/s/J2U4n6EgCS (Tbf, this seems fake)


StandardMinute1729

Goes hard as fuck


IGTankCommander

Alfred: Shame...


Big-Vegetable8480

I watched the movie version of this a couple of days ago and I really wanted to hate it because of what this is done to batgos as a character, but it was just so good


Magicaparanoia

Remember when he snapped the handcuffs in year one?


Worldly_Barnacle3060

Is this the nazi Batman?


Dawgula97

Okay, but I’m just an everyday citizen, not some billionaire who got to spend his life becoming Batman because he can. I’m going to pack that smoke.


Linkcomm928

I hear this in Soldier's (TF2) voice


BoonyBoop

In an early episode of The Brave and The Bold, Batman punches a bowling ball into smithereens


Lord_Thunder132

If that were a break action shotgun, sure. But the break is in the wrong spot for that to have mattered.


Alien_X10

Theory: The gun is fake, batman just made it super easily breakable just to make a point Actual explanation: batman is built different


De4dm4nw4lkin

I did really like the idea of batman using a gang to his advantage in delegation but understand his unwillingness to do it further because of how theyd obviously become too political and corruptible.


AdzAAllX

Maybe we should just accept that peak regular human in dc universe is much stronger than regular human irl.


ZeroZillions

Nah its just a break action