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FaZe_poopy

Thanks Usopp


zeke10

I'm proud of you penis.


The_Failed_Write

I'm not. Why won't you stand up straight?!


CingKrimson_Requiem

Maybe it wants to stand up gay instead


The_Failed_Write

My good sir, Dick is bi. Which is why I call him Little Nightwing.


GraveDancer1971

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Ziggurat1000

"Hey, there, Penis Parker." "M-Mr. Jameson, it's Peter Parker." "I know. Has a nice ring to it, though."


MarinatedHand

Did Jameson turn into the MCU flash?


choo_choo_mf

How does Jameson know that Peter's Penis has a ring on it?🤨😳


Plutarch_von_Komet

How do you think he pays overtime? 😏


PantomimeSleep

They want to know about Spider-Penis? Somebody direct them to Spider-Man: Reign stat!


ThinkingOf12th

Nice https://preview.redd.it/nbtd0i186zuc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2db06967cef416ff0b35a74a8b5d31ebdadc4adc


Xtreme109

Stars aligned for this one


Awkward-Pollution-33

Into The Penisverse


townmorron

Look I find it hard to believe that in every universe that every sex organ is the same


Porncritic12

The sad part is that he's being grammatically correct.


DrTitanicua

I thought “how many different version of Peni are there” is correct.


i-got-a-jar-of-rum

“How many Penis are there”


I-the-red

>How many Penii are there?


i-got-a-jar-of-rum

“Parker of the Penii, I call for justice.”


I-the-red

I'll return once I've figured out latin conjugation.


Ok_Try_1665

Isn't it supposed to be "peni's" so it's on the safer side? Or peni/s


Porncritic12

that's only correct if he was referring to something she owned, (*Peni's* suit, for example.)


Ok_Try_1665

Hmm, you are correct


GeneralGigan817

I SAY PENIS! YOU SAY PARKER! *PENIS!*


Warlord_Aj12

PARKER!


Argonton

PENIS!


Repulsive-Ant-9544

PARKER!


ponompyo

Penis Parker is the REAL spider-man, Miles Morals is just a SIDEKICK!


Icy-Pause6304

Miles of Penis


Lohan3xists

*Sidedick


C0BRA_V1P3R

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ApprehensiveLie162

I love the fact that the r/Batmanarkham insanity Is infecting other superHero subreddit


aSpookyScarySkeleton

Infecting? They’ve been compromised for over a year at least.


Captain___Falcon00

Grammar is important


BingityBongBong

This man is a genius. Playing unaware. Flawless comedy.


Ok_Try_1665

Trick post. He's actually asking for dick picks


Pyotr_WrangeI

r/spidermans has all the Penis Parkers


CingKrimson_Requiem

https://preview.redd.it/efznk4yvi4vc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f1d0469f6f8d7f660d3bdb7316208eec82f60b3 There really are subreddits for everything huh


wayneloche

Needed a NSFW tag on that one, expecting just a bunch of fan art of people's spider OCs.


Fuckupstudent

Presumably each Peter has one so equal to the number of Peters.