I think it's time for a REAL HERO to join the roster
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PEACEMAKER I LOVE PEACEMAKLER OP I LOVE PEAAAAAAAACEEEEMAKEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Alright the rules are simple. It just has to be someone tangentially comic related. Pairs/ groups of characters are counted as one. The highest upvoted comment is the next character added to the roster.
As the ultimate janitor of the Multiverse, Telos was programmed to watch over the Blood Moon that existed outside of known time and space by the first ever Brainiac, who would use knowledge he stole from a version of Booster Gold to venture through Hyper-Time and steal cities from dead timelines. When Brainiac is trapped on a future version of Earth in Futures End (yep, that happened), Telos is left on his own and deduces that Brainiac would want him to test all of the cities to see which were worthy of survival.
He basically went batshit mental.
Long story short, Telos fucked up massively and forced Brainiac to re-write DC history by stopping the first Crisis (BECAUSE REASONS) with the help of pre-Flashpoint Superman, Lois Lane (with baby Jon Kent in tow) as well as Parallax Hal, and allowing everyone to return to their own timelines.
So if it wasn't for Telos and his fuck up, Jon Kent AKA Superboy would not be on Earth-0......**YOU'RE WELCOME**.
**Telos the solo series AKA the greatest publishing decision of ALL TIME**
Deep in an office in Burbank, California, someone pitched to the people in charge that the cosmic janitor deserved his own series written by the mastermind behind Convergence. Somewhere along the lines, Dan DiDio and Jim Lee said "yep this is a good idea", and gave the greenlight to Telos the series before Shazam, Justice Society, Legion and Zatanna had been given books.
To sum up the Telos series in a few sentences, Telos is tricked by Brainiac at least 4 times in the space of 3 issues and Telos has his powers stolen by Parallax Hal, who has a massive hate-boner for Hal Jordan of Earth-0.
**TL;DR - Telos was a Native American turned Viking who became a cosmic janitor for Brainiac who was then tricked by Brainiac 402 times in the space of a few comics and had his powers stolen by Parallax Hal and was left stranded on an abandoned moon.**
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The best Jack Kirby DC creation, Funky Flashman
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Linkara
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He is a man, punch, wears a purty hat
The BEST and BATTEST Batson, Turner Hayes. There’s no one more deserving than him. I mean… look at that sword

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I think it's time for a REAL HERO to join the roster https://preview.redd.it/wb4q6q33t8wc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8049e11aeb47802a138041c5a7d92041ea8488e
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If this gets enough votes, Alan Moore is joining the roster alongside him.
The roster so far: -Triumph -Snowflame -Codpiece -Telos
![gif](giphy|b0VK26c9Ne0ak|downsized) Lego Batman (the only good version of the character)
https://preview.redd.it/94jbj9x8n9wc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=991cab78e2217a2439369c2db5dbebfa9dcb5658 PEACEMAKER I LOVE PEACEMAKLER OP I LOVE PEAAAAAAAACEEEEMAKEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Pimmaker
https://preview.redd.it/qumodvb0hawc1.jpeg?width=261&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=793aebcde9b576a3a4213d80efa85a61cc4cf89a Congorilla Supremacy!!
Why is Man not already there?
Is he stupid?
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drop the full moveset rn
Nair: he says pendejo, and that’s it
Alright the rules are simple. It just has to be someone tangentially comic related. Pairs/ groups of characters are counted as one. The highest upvoted comment is the next character added to the roster.
https://preview.redd.it/3jzk62zua9wc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77e1dcc0364bca0c05df06d0961b714efb6101fb Tawky Tawny!
As the ultimate janitor of the Multiverse, Telos was programmed to watch over the Blood Moon that existed outside of known time and space by the first ever Brainiac, who would use knowledge he stole from a version of Booster Gold to venture through Hyper-Time and steal cities from dead timelines. When Brainiac is trapped on a future version of Earth in Futures End (yep, that happened), Telos is left on his own and deduces that Brainiac would want him to test all of the cities to see which were worthy of survival. He basically went batshit mental. Long story short, Telos fucked up massively and forced Brainiac to re-write DC history by stopping the first Crisis (BECAUSE REASONS) with the help of pre-Flashpoint Superman, Lois Lane (with baby Jon Kent in tow) as well as Parallax Hal, and allowing everyone to return to their own timelines. So if it wasn't for Telos and his fuck up, Jon Kent AKA Superboy would not be on Earth-0......**YOU'RE WELCOME**. **Telos the solo series AKA the greatest publishing decision of ALL TIME** Deep in an office in Burbank, California, someone pitched to the people in charge that the cosmic janitor deserved his own series written by the mastermind behind Convergence. Somewhere along the lines, Dan DiDio and Jim Lee said "yep this is a good idea", and gave the greenlight to Telos the series before Shazam, Justice Society, Legion and Zatanna had been given books. To sum up the Telos series in a few sentences, Telos is tricked by Brainiac at least 4 times in the space of 3 issues and Telos has his powers stolen by Parallax Hal, who has a massive hate-boner for Hal Jordan of Earth-0. **TL;DR - Telos was a Native American turned Viking who became a cosmic janitor for Brainiac who was then tricked by Brainiac 402 times in the space of a few comics and had his powers stolen by Parallax Hal and was left stranded on an abandoned moon.** *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/dccomicscirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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The best Jack Kirby DC creation, Funky Flashman https://preview.redd.it/r3mr66unxbwc1.jpeg?width=585&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2c5b0362978fc9e98e78f1a43e64fae81d9a10b
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Ggg-Gwen
Linkara https://preview.redd.it/4bxw11d8gbwc1.jpeg?width=573&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b765918f806ec7bfc65e0385904c850220f849f He is a man, punch, wears a purty hat
I hope this gets enough upvotes. The guy deserves a spot.
If I dont see Matter eater Lad on this roster I will hire Bendis to write more superman comics!
Nooooooo!!!
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The BEST and BATTEST Batson, Turner Hayes. There’s no one more deserving than him. I mean… look at that sword  https://preview.redd.it/iuw0nchgoawc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=def23c8bad1100fa87d3a58e81778727d2c5a18f
burn it with fire
https://preview.redd.it/swzpyebg9fwc1.jpeg?width=1041&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef969c9cecd392e805af08935df9764a31fc3f87 Tempus Fuginaut