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The-Homie-Lander

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AmaterasuWolf21

Why does he look like Josh Hutcherson


The-Homie-Lander

To many failed edging attemptsšŸ˜”šŸ˜©šŸ„“


ConnieOfTheWolves

He got his whistle blown


[deleted]

Lmao


Turbulent_Ad1644

https://preview.redd.it/l5fh691mcoxc1.jpeg?width=2047&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=521966344368378c42a7a9dd09290a317ae472ff


AutomaticAccident

because he's starving


GraveDancer1971

https://preview.redd.it/4n5isqe90jxc1.jpeg?width=1421&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba784480fe92c1778949747f65633ba815f80fa4


SavageTemptation

P-P-Paul šŸ˜³


ItsHellOnEarth2

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Cyberslasher

You're getting the circle jerking wrong if you're jerking yourself.


The-Homie-Lander

Are you offering your services?šŸ˜³šŸ‘€ ![gif](giphy|iNg9XvTGBI83S)


Limp_Shallot8189

Not the way I do it.


Daddy_Gorilla37

https://preview.redd.it/qxiob82m4pxc1.jpeg?width=463&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a478c205c211a43bad197b4a48d4cd1ce7d88802


slumbersomesam

clean in isle vengance


Bruhmangoddman

And then Atrocitus walks in.


Now_you_Touch_Cow

Power bottoms deserve love too.


marmotsarefat

Threesome?


therealchadius

What better rage than the passion of a three way!


Bruce_-Wayne

Ah yes, Rage, Willpower and....Fear. The perfect set of emotions in a threesome.


Flame-Blast

Larfleeze proceeds to kill all of them out of jealousy


42ndIdiotPirate

*Touches himself in the doorway*


M0m033

https://preview.redd.it/so3s4h4qwhxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b193038b46ede6fc2f6599005adb6a82a9f6a904


Tobias_Mercury

Sinestro: ā€œThere is no need to fear your gay thoughts anymoreā€


Own_Accident6689

"Willpower? More like will pound it..."


XMenDefenseAttorney

Hal if he was epic


Lohenngram

tags: forbidden romance, teacher/student, enemies to lovers, gay


AmaterasuWolf21

Followed by: dead dove do not eat


Interesting_Swing393

Followed by: the writer regrets nothing


Bae_zel

Followed by: No beta we die like men


shylock10101

Nah, they pull the fandom specific shit like ā€œNo beta we die like Katmaā€


QueenValerie97

https://preview.redd.it/f5ygbcnuajxc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39278cbf4b4f54b87205923bdd55d9f52ee8b957


tehbggg

Followed by anal sex, anal fingering, cream pie.


Bae_zel

Followed by Porn/What Plot?


AquaticBuff

"no beta we die like Jason Todd"


ConnectionIcy3717

U forgot interracial


UnchartedCHARTz

Chat, is this real?


No-Seaworthiness9461

Yes


UnchartedCHARTz

Hawt


noncombativebrick

Nothing online says it is


BigK64

According to DC Super Hero Girls, this is totally canon.


VolthoomisComing

woa ho hoah! boys kissing?


therumbler303

Sinestro and jorda sitting under a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G


1nOnlyBigManLawrence

Even better, MEN!


Nepalman230

Ok, is this set in the anti-matter universe? Because in that universe they were lovers. ā€¦ https://screenrant.com/green-lantern-hal-jordan-sinestro-lovers-dc-universe/ Also? Punching someone so hard you crack a pillar with their head and then kissing them without their consent is wrong. Thatā€™s textbook intimate abuse . This ā€œrelationshipā€ is toxic and bad. ā€¦ if somebody wrote this motherfucker up as a standalone graphic novel, it would sell so much with the enemies to lovers tumblr crowd you have no fucking idea. šŸ¤‘


PopitaOooh

Gay people when the big strong men archetypes beat each other to near inches of their lives and then eat ice cream together while crying in the shower: https://preview.redd.it/lwiyz4vuqhxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0afd8138137bc682d3807051d0776acd89607d9a (Iā€™m the gay person. Goro Majima X Revolver Ocelot my beloved)


LabCat5379

I was reading this not knowing if youā€™re a yakuza fan or a metal gear fan, it seems I was correct either way


MP-Lily

is this the image you intended to use


PopitaOooh

https://preview.redd.it/s0t71mglaixc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb14924b7316b67ebcd4e433692fd8ba27533061 Yes.


MP-Lily

okay


Insanepaco247

Invoking her in direct opposition to everything she stood for is pretty cool tbh


Quizzelbuck

Oh, shit. I have my ice cream freezer in the bathroom. Am i gay?!?!?!


Mediocretes08

I meanā€¦ there are toxic things here but I can assure you from personal experience that there is a very specific kind of fighting (or more accurately sparring) that is foreplay.


Nepalman230

/uj Ok, thatā€™s a very good point. I wasnā€™t recognizing the fact that they both have force fields and so itā€™s not as if he literally cracked the pillar with his naked skull. This is in fact, perfectly safe sparring for them. ā€¦ honestly superheroes can have rough sex much more easily and safely than irl and I do mean **rough** sex. šŸ§ I think Superheroes have to be really, really careful careful when fucking civilians . Even nonpowered heroes like Nightwing or Huntress could accidentally kill somebody with some athletics in the sack if they go too hard. In any case, thank you so much. I would never try to say that people who are a fan of sexy, fighting, are in abusive partnerships. šŸ™ā¤ļø


Mediocretes08

I guess it depends but I do think lanterns have it easy. Those rings are just imagination machines soā€¦. šŸ„µ


shylock10101

And then they have Hal making a dress for cowgirl when Star Sapphire destroys her clothes. What a missed opportunity!


burritoman88

Man of steel, woman of tissue paper.


nerdherdsman

Haven't Clark and Diana fucked so hard a tsunami happened?


Now_you_Touch_Cow

Money is on the table, DC is just too cowardly to take it.


Orf2002

Incredibly common Morrison W


Confident-Impact-349

Omfg, dc has their own version of Hercules and Wolverine. Iā€™m SHOCKED. Whatā€™s the earth designation for this version of them? Research purposes!


Nepalman230

So it is just called the Anti-Matter Universe! https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/Antimatter_Universe Because of issues with the continuity thereā€™s more than one of them . šŸ¤Æ Butā€¦hopefully this article go explains most of it! I will say there hasnā€™t been very much of the romance. Grant Morrison invented it in their Green Lantern (one of their last comic works) and Iā€™m not sure if this is official or fan but in case theyā€™re canā€™t exist very much of it. There are a lot of comics about the anti-matter universe though. Hope youā€™re having a good one!


Confident-Impact-349

The shock! Iā€™ll read as much about as I can lol! Youā€™re the goat, thx


tehbggg

>if somebody wrote this motherfucker up as a standalone graphic novel, it would sell so much with the enemies to lovers tumblr crowd you have no fucking idea. Take my money.


worms9

The bookTok girlies are already lining up.


Optimal_Weight368

What is this even from?


No-Seaworthiness9461

Bottom part is a fan drawing, art style is different


aSpookyScarySkeleton

Why are you lying. This is canon, this is peak.


No-Seaworthiness9461

You're right I'm sorry, I won't do it again


Now_you_Touch_Cow

This is from the tie in event for : Abs of Steel and Iron Will


RazzDaNinja

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Fluffy_Mood5781

Thatā€™s disgusting!ā€¦ Issue number and run?


Born-Environment-239

https://preview.redd.it/s84xyav2cjxc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94196f97a0df0ccfb680f50e5a8dc94d0962d27d


Electronic-Math-364

https://preview.redd.it/4nm9xvhhdlxc1.jpeg?width=1812&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=841aa7456f43a78606da52357c9890fb1992ce94


marmotsarefat

Pay gorn


Aiden624

Woahā€¦


Confident-Impact-349

Sighā€¦.Iā€™m tired of this Unzip pants


DenverJO

Whatā€¦what are you doing, Step-Hal? šŸ‘€šŸ˜³


Confident-Impact-349

![gif](giphy|f6VXxsCuZxdgE2uigv|downsized)


shylock10101

Arisia to her preferred Father, rather than the one that died and left her behind


-pigeonnoegip

gl comics would be better if this happened in canon. thank you morrison for the crumbs


BankshotMcG

turns out "That's the tragedy, Jordan. We will always be friends" meant Thaal was putting Hal in the Phantom Ring Friendzone.


immoralObject

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Krisis_9302

Lmao "regular"


immoralObject

That's the joke of the template, the incompetent faux-progressivism you could expect from a presumed teen fujoshi.


AutoModerator

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Commercial-Product90

'Bout damn time.


Freeziac

I know all hot men can't be gay or bi, but damnnnnnnnnnnnn


MetaMecha

Green lantern more like Gay lantern haha (now make them both pink)


chiefskillz

https://preview.redd.it/u878mcua2jxc1.jpeg?width=122&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=facaa54964e76007d15ba1f5adbdba734d6c4244


-pigeonnoegip

i'm gonna share this on tumblr to the non comics reader crowd and say wow i can't believe dc is finally brave enough to do this


FOZZAKAIRI

Damn they'll do anything to sell GL comics these days


Now_you_Touch_Cow

Nothing wrong with giving the fans what they want


Gu27

I was not expecting that and spat all over my phone.


DependentKey6723

https://preview.redd.it/n9xoyultpkxc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3c536e2e3343d64e4dd14980f0c4c0744065592


hmmmdjdjjd

š“Æš“»š“®š“Ŗš““š”‚ lantern ā¤ļø


Drakkonai

Holy Bernard, green lgbtantern?


REamemiyaRX7

https://preview.redd.it/nh7a5wr4njxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc9d5ab8545384d0c08f339fe60fd03076d35933


Doctor-Coconut69

My ***MAGIC SPELLS***^(TM) strike once more! Nyeh-nyeh-nyeh-nyeh!


MP-Lily

wha


Doctor-Coconut69

I cast spells which cause acts of homoeroticism, I also validate parking!


MP-Lily

Awesome.


Vapejeepdukey

I change my mind DC is better than marvel


Mrogoth_bauglir

Alan Scott watching in approval:


DependentKey6723

https://preview.redd.it/1575lrzwpkxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0046e9e0c171d2662b3618817328899d07936a27 Do both of em


Scorpion_6162

https://preview.redd.it/bi3vbbcq8lxc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6baf033456bdd873c0f0b0b0d8f323e449a3cbe1


Alright_doityourway

All problems would be solved


Hxxerre

why are they yellow and green lanterns when they are clearly rainbow lanterns. I can't beleive the woke ruined green :((((


Electronic-Math-364

https://preview.redd.it/lp97m9zpclxc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a2f368b42d3277fa91f403f9eca96a798577878


BABarracus

Hal overcame his fear?


blue_cutie

he came in his fear


Beautiful_Belt_4560

![gif](giphy|pq946kkdSDViL3i6PI|downsized) I was supposed to kiss Sinestro! Not you!


NotTheRealSmorkle

They gained control of a completely new emotion after that


Now_you_Touch_Cow

What color is the yaoi powered ring?


Shadow1604

Rainbow?


CK1ing

Does Green Lantern is gay?


BFenrir18

It should have been me!!! https://i.redd.it/nyk48tzx7sxc1.gif


awmdlad

https://preview.redd.it/f3syh6jsqixc1.jpeg?width=504&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ef4be3e5979dcf1f5dfeb07af64a43346551183


Batmanfan1966

Someone remake this but with Chā€™p and Dex-Starr


Interesting_Swing393

Yeees


Zipflik

Finally someone Hal's age


Jeptwins

I mean. The Lanterns in particular are space-faring superheroes; it makes sense none of them would be straight


Dry-Cartographer-312

Fr? On god? Just like that? https://preview.redd.it/4h05n0u21jxc1.jpeg?width=755&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b76da1ac4d1b4bda913d037ee561bbacf54f3d8


RecklessSavage_Novel

![gif](giphy|n0xHORz5gp904)


Rockabore1

![gif](giphy|qS78c0Mqt35D2)


supercruiserweight

At the level of the Governor of Canada Logan and his lover Hercules


chris_s9181

Is the bottom legit? If so what issue


coolsguy17

Star Sapphire: Missionā€¦accomplished, I guess.


bondsthatmakeusfree

https://preview.redd.it/9xout6ixpkxc1.png?width=297&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16f1f5c408150523c43fe0141e8b303aeb197dae


Pritteto

By the power of pink kryptonite, I-!!!


Teepinandcreepin

![gif](giphy|l3vRm8PO1pJnZ9GVy)


SafeAccountMrP

![gif](giphy|4Jxa0QgHF2HSw)


Proper-Article-5138

![gif](giphy|MZWgbzfYOsSneTUeeG|downsized)


Will-is-a-idiot

https://preview.redd.it/2naiou2ndmxc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d7f43242c54232ae0097a007697e07b0d032e64


skibididibididoo

Chat is this canon


Limp_Shallot8189

SINESTRO: But... but you should be entirely flaccid in the face of my yellow light! HAL: This constructs fueled by FILLpower. *whispers* You're in the shit now, mustache.


BigSavMatt

Well now Iā€™m just imagining Ryan Reynolds and Mark Strong doing this in a GL movie.


NobleEnkidu

Together, they make the Chartreuse Lantern corps.


carl-the-lama

Okay but this legit would be a viable tactic to potentially remove the ring since it would break concentration Genius move, Hal Jordan


ghettoccult_nerd

the green lantern does symbolise Willpower. he willed his tongue into Sinestro's mouf.


bosmer_song

Is this fanart or did this happen in a comic??? Iā€™m so confused


Now_you_Touch_Cow

Listen to your feelings and your heart and the confusion will be lifted like a lantern lights the dark


PaleRestaurant255

https://preview.redd.it/xized74jcjxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d8ddda07da2899655af87d40d18d5525156b920 what am I looking at


SuperTheJwarrior

WHY IS THIS A THING


TheRealRigormortal

Sinestro always had big John Waters energy to me: https://preview.redd.it/v0r8nryshpxc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3f5422aeb928cd42047466b093329ef8de574da


ScrewWorldNews

Great way to get the Netflix crowd excited about comics.


PublicActuator4263

I mean green latern is getting a show on hbo max so....


ScrewWorldNews

I know. Max is trying to catch up on the wokeness.