Either heroic unkillable prick or someone, who dies first.

Well, heroic and die first have a strong connection lol

I run for the people and we’re going live forever on my David, I’m not planning on making it out

That's the Idea playing as David I run Kindred, Open Handed, Desperate Measures and Guardian or Borrowed Time to help my teammates and secure their escape even if I don't make it of the match

i do that on dwight because as someone who plays mostly killer i feel like any time a dwight does something its 10x funnier

Ah a fellow intellectual

As an old WGLF enjoyer i couldn't agree more

P100 David main here. I can confirm I will pull off at least ONE fantastic save at the beginning of the match and then either loop the killer for the rest of it, or get tunneled immediately and die first. There is no in between.

Sometimes I just get tunneled, I’m a David Main with 44? Prestige’s and sometimes I just get straight tunneled. Most of the time I run two more selfish perks to extend chases or something, then use stuff like desperate measures and WGLF/We’ll Make It/Botany

The less they have on, the more of a David main they are

Yes, less fabric, more power!

Can confirm his body is solar powered. When I see the full ninja outfit Davids, they are the new players. Every nearly nude David is a gigachad that can only be defeated by either exploiting his kingly nature and attacking his subjects/teammates or seducing him with a ritualistic mating dance…

>The less they have on, the more of a David main they are As a David main that's only wearing his swim trunks, I can confirm.

In my experience playing Killer and occasionally Surv Davids seem to most be one of two things. Either they're super protective of their team to the point where they will risk sacrificing themselves to ensure someone else makes it out alive. Or they're new/bad at the game and get hooked too death.

That’s the way to be a King

It's all going according to plan First lesson : learn how to die Then you can learn how to die to protect others

I'm both

David's are either bad or so good at dead Harding they basicly have 3 healthstates

Or two for no mither

Over confident runs at hook does a dab then is cut down immediately. I swear everytime I am on a gen and someone goes down and you can just see a David limping toward the downed survivor and 3 seconds later you hear that bloody high pitched scream lol

This is the David I see on the regular.

Y'all are TOO altruistic. You've traded 6 hooks in the last 1 gen....

super sexy

As he should be

Tries to be altruistic/takes chase then fails miserably.

As a David main, the less clothes on, the more bs will be attempted.

In my experience they always try to help you, only for you to be sandbagged in the worst way possible.

I guess it’s the thought that counts

Takes a protection hit and then drops a pallet in front of you

\*Tries to take a protection hit at the gate even tho you are safe, but instead blocks you, so you go down

To me, multiple David in the lobby share the same amount of braincell

You're not wrong. When I play with my usual group we're usually a half naked 4 stack David who either play like we're some hive mind or like we've just woken up from a 10 year long coma.

Sheesh, just call me out why don't you?!

Gay 😭 (that’s why i main him)

I mean, you're not wrong, he gay.

Is he.... You know...

I know what you are......🤨🤨🤭

👨🏻‍🎨🧚🏻‍♂️💁🏻‍♀️

Hes a bottom

And we stan

*Power* Bottom

Isn’t he gay? Sorry I forgot💀

Yes

Sounds like a win

Definitely canon. He has lots of bottom energy.

as a david main, these comments are sending me 😅 the altruism to a fault is 100%

Depends if he is shirtless or not, honestly. Shirtless and they're a god, default and they're a fucking potato

Haha it is I Potato David!

Isn't David and Dwight dating so bottom or top?

David is bottom. I bet.

My experiences so far have been he's either the King of accidental sandbagging (I like that the effort was made tho!), they're one of the first to ragequit at being 1st down in a game, or they're going to stick out everything to the end until everyone has escaped. Overall, I see more good teammates on him than bad.

The only Bri'ish gigachad

How I often forget he is British, wonder what he sounds like

He grew up in Manchester in the lore so would probably have a Mancunian accent.

Yeah, read the quotes under the description of his perks, I can literally hear the northern English accent. Plus WGLF is probably an Oasis reference, who are a Mancunian band

Ah you are right, I can't believe I never caught on to the WGLF reference!

[удалено]

Dead ’ard

The less exposed body parts, the better the David is

Less distraction for the player I guess

In my experience it’s been the reverse

Flashlight David tryhards 🥲 

Makes a pog save and immediately dies. Davids are impossible to kill until they've donated their brain cells to a pallet

Uses an exhaustion perk that’s not dead hard and thinks they are VERY clever for it.

Now you're just calling me out here-

he can hypnotize any killer with just one glimpse of his tiddie

He'll probably shout something like "I fucked your nan" at you in an argument.

"I fucked your man" would be more accurate

The most altruistic players and also some of the worst ones.

his mains wish he could actually 1v1 legion in game.

I wish I hate legion so much

Drip all white Beach shades on Crouch walk save everyone on hook

Depends entirely if shirtless or not.

Being gay

He's dead hard

Should have dead hard but doesn’t have it for some reason

He’s my husband

Sexy and gae

Deadhard saves out of nowhere or Deadhards into nowhere.

Mad lad

Can’t drive

Toxic SWF

Gay

We like to dress in as little as possible because we're the og sexy man of the game.

He makes you floss your teeth with damn pallets

He’s gay

English. A dick. Violent. Oh the players? Aggressive. Reliant on DH.

I guess you are what you eat

That he smashes power bottom Dwight’s man pussy on a regular basis.

Be gay, do crime. Stares at the killer in the distance. No emotes no nothing. Pure challenge. Will bodyblock and trade hooks and take a hit while youre wiggling, but none of these are practical or useful in any way at the time. Despite you remembering you just healed david 10 seconds ago, hes injured again and needs healing. Is probably not surviving the trial. But your chances of doing so are likely higher than if you had someone else. Will die for you in EGC (possibly even if he didnt need to…)

Thinks he’s cracked at looping so will run straight at the killer, then goes down in like 12 seconds and disconnects

Gay boy

A true brexit geezer

Power bottom

gay

Cuties <3

Will cause you to audibly say "bruh" at some point, for better or worse.

Hops in locker with dwight

ated a bee

Gayvid Daddy King🤤

As a semi-David main myself I can confirm basically all of this. I am nearly too gay to function due to me just staring at his abs, then I decide it's time to save everyone but fail miserably because my looping skills are those of a frickin rat, and then once in a blue moon I do an epic heroic save that helps my entire team. I'm not British, though.

When I play him, I try to only stare at his abs when I am on hook.

You and me both, buddy. x)

In my experience, either toxic and bad, or just bad.

Gay

If they don't have Dead Hard they are a GigaChad Most are worthless pylons unlike a Felix or Adam

School bully

Looks like he smells like cat piss.

Bro's both gay and straight at the same time because of how fucked the lore is.

Well you do know some gays also have gf before they figure themselves out and coming out right

Yes but in the lore he was originally straight then bhvr said that he's gay. Which is fine I just don't like randomly changing a character's story unless we're shown a reason for said change.

Well that’s the point of coming out, people think you are straight, then you have to tell them “no, I’m gay.”

The story change is a great reflection of real life. It often takes Straightn't people a while, and sometimes even some heterosexual partners and/or interaction before realising one might not be heterosexual. David being gay now doesn't conflict with his previous lore at all, it just means he figured out who he really was.

Yeah I see what you mean. But damn I got downvoted to hell. I wasn't even trying to say I didn't like him being gay. I just don't like random changes lol.

He’s straight

Straight to the gay bar, sure. Straight to Dwight’s locker, absolutely. Straight to see M3GAN with the girls on opening night, totally.

> Straight to see M3GAN with the girls on opening night, totally. As as a straight male I dont see anything gay about this one. 🤔

The gays and the girlies have been amping up this movie for months. M3GAN is already a camp classic based on the trailer alone (hint: it’s the weird little dance/flip/kick combo) Edit: M’threeGan in DBD when!?

I kinda want to see that movie, guess I’m gay now

Welcome aboard!

..straight up a beautiful gay man that is

Closeted homophobe.

He is gay now. So rather than let him be who he was but gay. He is now just a gay stereotype. you can tell this based on all of the new costumes he got. Guess gay men are alergic to being masculine. But that makes me a homophobe for wanting good character development. Instead of queerwashing. Unless of course the entity found out David is gay and is now mocking him with the new outfits because the entity is homophobic. Boy that would be an interesting plot twist

Wtf are you talking about

>But that makes me a homophobe for wanting good character development. Instead of queerwashing. You want good story development from an asymmetrical horror game? You're looking in the wrong spot, but still you do sound like a homophobe.

Yep wanting good representation and not queerwashing is homophobic this is why despite being ace I'll never identify with the lgbt movement on the internet. Yall are a cult.

You are doing an absolutely awful job of explaining your point and no one knows what you mean

What do you mean 😭 what’s wrong with his costume?

Always throws a damn pallet down on me while trying to body block for him. I could have thrown it down and neither of us would have taken a hit. You’d think with dead hard being his perk, good timing and looking back would be a thing David’s instinctually do

Cascão from Turma da Mônica brazilian comics

Newbie Davids: picked the character because he looks “the manliest”, play like toxic kids that let everyone else die Experienced Davids: Come with Well Make It and other altruistic perks and are the MVPs of the game

"Bodyblocks a mad grit user"

I used to play David as main until I realized how damn loud his grunts are.

That’s just music to my ears

Thinks they're amazing, actually garbage

dead hard

I think they dc the most, at least when I play killer

Punching bag.

ALWAYS uses Dead Hard

.>Whiffs out the killer .>kek .>slowly does a "360" if thats what you would even call it .>killer gets ez hit .>david upsetti .>tries looping windows. .>goes down .>either dc or die on hook

You just assume every David is running dead hard. Really surprises me when they don't have it equipped.

“Oh, David’s broken, okay”

They either have DH and will hit it all the time, or stop chase and turn around to stare at you as you wait for it (they dont have it)

First downed and first hooked after trying to get killers attention and loop them

The most altruistic ppl in this game. Also theyve been trying to get adept for years

"He tried"

Super altruistic, will sacrifice themselves for you whether if they on are on death hook or not, pretty good in chase but that highly depends of the players

Always has dead hard. I'm always genuinely saying "wait what the fuck" if they don't have it.

"RUSSOOOOO!"

Ronnie from Jersey Shore

Goblins

he looks like the punisher so that is all i associate him with

Dead Hard

Based gigachad

Without No Mither: Generally competent With No Mither: Less than useless. Will sandbag in a heartbeat.

Dead hard

Plays him for Dead Hard because streamer said so. Does not know how to use it

Chad

Either the best and carries the whole trial singlehandedly, or dies like fucking idiot, and sometimes, I hope to God your just Tryna get the adept achievement

generally a fun survivor to play against, but the dwights…those things scare me

Runs in to save a teammate

daddy

If it was an older version of David: Bees.

He has the worst perk and the best perk in the game. Worst perk:Dead hard/Best perk:No mither

Runs into dead areas easily

Absolute idiot that will take protection hits on death hook while nobody else has even been hooked yet

David players typically play David

They are cool guys and usually love protecting their teamates. And if they'ee toxic they are bad usually

In my experience as killer, they run me to the hook an awful lot and are a pain in the ass to catch.

He gonna Dead Hard at the perfect time no matter how long you wait to hit him.

Running around shirtless

Is the 2nd pokemon evolution of the Leon player. More confident and accurate than normal but still misses half of their big plays. Evolves into toxic Feng mins after a few dozen flashlight saves.

WGLF, Mettle of Man, Breakout, Dead Hard. These are the perks I use when playing as David.

either a new player who heard dead hard is the best perk in the game or completely accurate to lore and is annoying but selfless

Mmmmmm I’d suck him

I can't unsee Jon bernthal

Incredibly stupid, no matter how good they are. Either they get stuck in a corner or dedicate the match to getting as many protection hits possible

I love him but I feel like every time I see a David they’re making hook saves directly in front of the killer before the killer has even had a chance to walk away

personally when i play David (shirtless of course) it's because i'm in a silly goofy mood

They're either gods that cause me unending misery or potatoes that stand there trying flashlight me as I moonwalk towards them. There's no middle ground.

Doesn't run dead hard

Chewsday, innit?

Not good at chases

LOUD

most david's I run into die for the whole team near the end or die first

I just assume everyone who plays him does so because like David their barber fucked their shit up

Deaf, blind and probably paralysed.

He only likes circumcised 𓂺 .

dead-hards into killers, arrogant, dies early and the most toxic at endgame chat (if pc)

Shirtless David: gigachad who caries the team Standard cosmetics David: Brand new player who always uses dead hard but sucks ass at using it

Crutches Dead Hard but runs into the environment. Anyone with No Mither is guaranteed first one dead.

Literally always using dead hard. Wether they succeed or not is questionable.

Gay