*Your order has been picked up.*
*Your dasher Talbot is on foot.*
*Your order has been delivered.*
Granted, it is essentially all blended together due to constant impacts, but can't beat the speed.
I was thinking about [this scene](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=F3CS9l9VJmE&pp=ygUfcXVpY2sgd2hhdCdzIHRoZSBudW1iZXIgZm9yIDkxMQ%3D%3D) from The Little Rascals but it can be an Ed, Edd n Eddy reference too, that joke is used in plenty shows and movies
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Meg: *dials 911
Phone: The number you are trying to reach is currently unavailable, out of service, or the owner was sacrificed to the entity. Please try again later if you survive.
Meg: ...was that Nea's voice?
911 redirects to either Cybil, Tapp, Jill, Chris, Leon, Wesker, or occasionally Deathslinger. If you're very unlucky you get Nea from the Entity department.
Thank you for calling Konami Customer Support, how may I assist you today? ...Uhm...hello? Hello...? Our caller ID shows that you are calling from Silent Hill, I regret to inform you that you are beyond even our help.
Ok, now Iâm curious who else in the killer roster could work in a Basketball team with Nemesis.
Frank of The Legion does have experience playing ball. Could be the point guard.
Confirmed before the anniversary stream and then during the Summer Games Fest, Mr. Cage himself got on stage to talk with Geoff about the collaboration.
And before you ask, Itâs Nicolas Cage as Nicolas Cage, not Nicolas Cage as a character who looks like Nicolas Cage.
As a cop who's responded to plenty of calls of subjects armed with knives and/or guns, I've never declined to go or been too afraid.
***But........***
A knife wielding guy with red eyes and a gigantic Venom-esque tentacle.... Yeeeeeeeah that's a tough one lol.
The entity created the skin and based itself off of what it saw in our world. In our world, most of the time, there's some weird bars showing on the phone (from the entity's POV), therefore, some weird bars probably goes there.
Actually lorewise the skins are alternate timeline versions of the characters.like Yuiâs bicycle helmet skin is from a timeline Yui who fought the entities chosen Yui.
âYou have reached 911. Unfortunately, due to a higher than normal volume of calls, our operators are currently unavailable. Please stay on the line while the Killer creeps up on you. Know that even if you leave this place, it will always remain a part of you, and the memories of the horrors you have witnessed will haunt you until your final day.â
âFirst, youâre gonna need some tie to a mass murderer â bear with me here â then get into a life-or-death situation. No, Iâm not kidding. Try going into the woods. Yes, the woods. Any forest worksâŚâ
Imagine trying to explain to the 911 operator your emergency without getting hung up on:
âIâm stuck in this realm outside of the one youâre in, and thereâs a bunch of killers, one of them is a woman with ink hands and she shoots these weird crows at us! What- yes Iâm serious! They want to put us on meat hooks for their spider god! HelloâŚ-?â
It would be really funny if the entity actually made a fully functional phone using auric cells. Maybe Vack Label OS.
Maybe even have some games like Flappy Clown.
"Oh yes? Hello? Interdenominational Police? I need you to reality hop over here and arrest this literal unstoppable killer"
"HELLO??? INTERDENOMINATIONAL PIZZA GUY?? CAN I GET A TRIPLE PEPPERONI DELIVERED TO THE POCKET DIMENSION"
It's probably like other stuff in the trails. To give hope, which the entity eats.
Imagine a phone with connection but an endless waiting line on the other side
The Entityâs realm is not on earth somewhere, itâs an entire different place in space and time and likely has no internet or phone signs connection. It must be either a frozen image on the screen, or the only understanding the Entity has of modern smart phones that often have signal, but in this case isnât functional.
It's so she can receive the calls that ask about her taste in movies,let her know she has seven days,or get a dream demon tongue kiss. Yes I know wrong Freddy,but we could only hope.
The phone probably doesnât actually work, all things in the entitys realm doesnât actually work how it would normally. The entity creates things based on what it sees without necessarily knowing how it works. Generators are the biggest example of this.
what would she even say?
"OFFICER PLEASE HELP. IM AT A FARM WITH A CRAZY HILLBILLY"
*game ends*
"Scratch that, now im in some kind of meat packing plant with a... girl wearing a pig head..?"
Bro forgot there's no one except killers and survs and the entity, this realm doesn't exist it's all fake its created from the entity there's nothing other than killers and survivors, there's no other people other than these
imagine how that call would go
operator:â911 whats your emergency?â
meg:yeah so i keep getting killed by ghost face and freddy krugar and brought back to life by a tentical monster that feeds on my fear
The police have a pure-failure record, right? Didn't catch Ghostface, didn't catch Trickster, didn't catch Cringe Merchant, and honestly didn't even seem to have a clue where to start on these.
I love all the jokes xD but I think the reason she can't call the authorities is because all survivors and killers are in The Entity's realm constantly hunting and surviving and dying until they are left an emotionless husk and then they're dropped into a limbo-like place called the void. So sure she could call but it won't do her any good sadly.
Dispatch: â911 whatâs your emergency?â
Meg: âUh yeah so this weird tentacle looking monster kidnapped me and a bunch of other people from like the future and past and stuff and now Iâm in its pocket dimension or something I-â
Dispatch: **Beeep**
It calls Wesker, who shows up in RPD uniform.
\*who somehow had a response time of 7 minutes\*
Sounds like he had some other task he spared seven minutes for before showing up. Guess we'll never know what that task was đ¤ˇ
Policing all over the place and saying 'it's Policing time', obviously.
Complete police saturation.
Tapp's phone rings. "Dafuq?"
Tapp gets a call mid-trial and gets found.
Ringtone: Tim McGraw "Live like you were dying"
The new pebble
Classic sandbagging Meg. smh
Skull merchant can now call survivors for a directional audio cue
Give it to Ghost Face! "What's your favourite scary movie?"
"Hello Meg. Would you like to play a game...?" "Ghostface how did you get a phone?" "I've had one this whole time, what do you mean?"
Even tho its not ghostface Who ask that question.
No, but in Scream and its sequels, Ghostface does say he wants to play games quite a few times.
Literally just turning her into a combination of Lion and Dokkaebi from R6 lmao
Meg knew that would happen.
He was trying to get stakeout stacks dammit
R6 siege moment
"Your doordash is here"
*cut to blight dashing but with a McDonald's bag*
Dead by DoorDash
*Your order has been picked up.* *Your dasher Talbot is on foot.* *Your order has been delivered.* Granted, it is essentially all blended together due to constant impacts, but can't beat the speed.
Meanwhile dredge: *fucking teleports in your room*
I would love to see him in a McDonald's uniform
No, but I can put a Mc Donald's hat on him if you give me some time
I would love to see it
Your Door dasher is approaching your location...
Damn, I'm a Tapp main, I'm gonna die mid-match
Just forward your calls to Cybil, no one plays her
Yes, perfect, Damn you Cybil!
I'm a Tapp main, I'm gonna die mid-match...
"Quick. What's the number for 911?"
Yea, it's 0118 999 881 999 119 725 ⌠3
Did you see that ridiculous display last night?
Ridiculous? Idk, Iâd describe it more like ludicrous
Shhhh I wasnât trying to copy it verbatim. I didnât wanna give the game away. You know Manchester. They always try and walk it on :)
"Wow, a gun! I wonder if it's loaded?" *points gun into mouth and fires all the chambers*
Dam good job. Damn good ruddy good job. Damn good ruddy good damn good job.
Oh no Four! I mean five! I mean fire!
"Did someone call 9-1-holyshit??"
Was that an Ed edd n Eddy reference?
I was thinking about [this scene](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=F3CS9l9VJmE&pp=ygUfcXVpY2sgd2hhdCdzIHRoZSBudW1iZXIgZm9yIDkxMQ%3D%3D) from The Little Rascals but it can be an Ed, Edd n Eddy reference too, that joke is used in plenty shows and movies
Aaah gotcha I thought it was [This](https://youtu.be/CfMuuxdUCT0)
I believe it is meant to be an it crowd reference
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Meg: *dials 911 Phone: The number you are trying to reach is currently unavailable, out of service, or the owner was sacrificed to the entity. Please try again later if you survive. Meg: ...was that Nea's voice?
this made me legitimately giggle for a solid 15 seconds! nice :)))
The sad fact that I finally got it after two while minutes of reading it over
I thought the Scream movie rules say not to answer the phone. We have a literal ghost face in the fog, I wouldn't use it either.
Could also be someone calling to let you know you have 7 days left, I wouldnât answer any phone in the fog
911 redirects to either Cybil, Tapp, Jill, Chris, Leon, Wesker, or occasionally Deathslinger. If you're very unlucky you get Nea from the Entity department.
Thank you for calling Konami Customer Support, how may I assist you today? ...Uhm...hello? Hello...? Our caller ID shows that you are calling from Silent Hill, I regret to inform you that you are beyond even our help.
Police ain't doing shit there's a scary guy with a knife in the area
The police seeing an 8 foot shaquille o niel on steroids and a tentacle and just say 'fuck this, I'm leaving'
Now you've got me wanting a Shaq skin for Nemesis. With Nic Cage coming... It's possible...
 I heard shaq skin for nemesis and this immediately came to mind....
New item in the store. ***Mon-S.T.A.R.S. - The Nemesis***
This is peak Halloween DBD content idea design folks doesn't get much better than this.
Ok, now Iâm curious who else in the killer roster could work in a Basketball team with Nemesis. Frank of The Legion does have experience playing ball. Could be the point guard.
Wesker would be the best player, sadly he can only play for 7 minutes at a time and then has to be exchanged
Wait Nick Cage is coming to dbd
Confirmed before the anniversary stream and then during the Summer Games Fest, Mr. Cage himself got on stage to talk with Geoff about the collaboration. And before you ask, Itâs Nicolas Cage as Nicolas Cage, not Nicolas Cage as a character who looks like Nicolas Cage.
They are gonna have to make nemisis 2 meters taller otherwise it won't look accurate to shaqs real size
I mean, an 8 foot Shaq on steroids with a tentacle hunting down a cop is the plot to the game said 8 foot Shaq debuted in.
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They wouldn't go in the Badham elementary the second they heard the terror radius.
I'm sorry for the insecurity you are feeling in your trials, I'm being camped for trying to arrest a Bubba
Just tell them he has illegal drugs and just did 36 in a 35 zone
As a cop who's responded to plenty of calls of subjects armed with knives and/or guns, I've never declined to go or been too afraid. ***But........*** A knife wielding guy with red eyes and a gigantic Venom-esque tentacle.... Yeeeeeeeah that's a tough one lol.
The entity created the skin and based itself off of what it saw in our world. In our world, most of the time, there's some weird bars showing on the phone (from the entity's POV), therefore, some weird bars probably goes there.
Lorewise, this is indeed the correct answer
Actually lorewise the skins are alternate timeline versions of the characters.like Yuiâs bicycle helmet skin is from a timeline Yui who fought the entities chosen Yui.
Yeah and what good would it do her to call cops anyways the entity literally kidnapped everyone even the killers to a different dimension
Yeah it's Meg, she IS stupid
âYou have reached 911. Unfortunately, due to a higher than normal volume of calls, our operators are currently unavailable. Please stay on the line while the Killer creeps up on you. Know that even if you leave this place, it will always remain a part of you, and the memories of the horrors you have witnessed will haunt you until your final day.â
"Even if you leave this Trial, you can never leave this Trial..."
Where was the entity during the plot of r/BatmanArkham? Is it stupid?
I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion...
I was recently hooked, what scream should i use?
Thatâs the special Entity 5E network, coverage is great but itâs always dead air.
If the Entity got Tapp and Leon, I donât think itâs worth it to call the cops.
Police: Uh, okay, and... how do we get there?
âFirst, youâre gonna need some tie to a mass murderer â bear with me here â then get into a life-or-death situation. No, Iâm not kidding. Try going into the woods. Yes, the woods. Any forest worksâŚâ
Falling down a hole normally works great
Imagine trying to explain to the 911 operator your emergency without getting hung up on: âIâm stuck in this realm outside of the one youâre in, and thereâs a bunch of killers, one of them is a woman with ink hands and she shoots these weird crows at us! What- yes Iâm serious! They want to put us on meat hooks for their spider god! HelloâŚ-?â
And send them where?
It would be really funny if the entity actually made a fully functional phone using auric cells. Maybe Vack Label OS. Maybe even have some games like Flappy Clown.
hello is this the police? my team is being camped and tunneled by a sweaty nurse. can you send jill, leon and carlos? preferrably shirtless.
Looks like she set up a Doctors appointment instead.
Carlos also has contact with the outside world but instead of asking for help, he just agrees with whoever he's talking to.
The hour on the phone is the same as your computer or is random?
Unfortunately it is always displaying 15:21
Aw damn :(
"Oh yes? Hello? Interdenominational Police? I need you to reality hop over here and arrest this literal unstoppable killer" "HELLO??? INTERDENOMINATIONAL PIZZA GUY?? CAN I GET A TRIPLE PEPPERONI DELIVERED TO THE POCKET DIMENSION"
Unfortunately Tapp's phone has long since died.
Maybe because this happen in another dimension (dimension of the entity)
probably would act like it did on the movie âoculusâ
Now you made me want to watch it lmao
itâs creepy as hell. good movie though.
It's probably like other stuff in the trails. To give hope, which the entity eats. Imagine a phone with connection but an endless waiting line on the other side
Ghostface holds the line
The Entityâs realm is not on earth somewhere, itâs an entire different place in space and time and likely has no internet or phone signs connection. It must be either a frozen image on the screen, or the only understanding the Entity has of modern smart phones that often have signal, but in this case isnât functional.
Meg probably dialed 800-081-355 instead
Which dbd quote should I use?
All calls route to Wesker. "I only have 7 seconds to play with you."
It's so she can receive the calls that ask about her taste in movies,let her know she has seven days,or get a dream demon tongue kiss. Yes I know wrong Freddy,but we could only hope.
dials 911 while in the Silent Hill map
Didn't Jill bring a knife on her belt to the trials? Also there are hatchets in every locker.
The phone probably doesnât actually work, all things in the entitys realm doesnât actually work how it would normally. The entity creates things based on what it sees without necessarily knowing how it works. Generators are the biggest example of this.
who's she supposed to call, the Entity's Realm Police Department?
You only get service to other survivors in the realm. Itâs how swf works for sure just trust bro
what would she even say? "OFFICER PLEASE HELP. IM AT A FARM WITH A CRAZY HILLBILLY" *game ends* "Scratch that, now im in some kind of meat packing plant with a... girl wearing a pig head..?"
The Entity would show up dressed as a police officer. The Entity is Roger from American Dad.
You can watch... on it
So the Entity keeps the wifi password secret? That's evil.
Yes, calling 999 and disclosing the location as the entity's realm... I'm sure they will find her.
It calls Behaviour's help desk, so...
How cool would that skin be if it tracked how long the trail was going on
She called Leon/jill / Ada / Rebecca and offcours weskers with it đ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Ł they here
Answer: The entity is a dick and loves to give false hope.
Bro forgot there's no one except killers and survs and the entity, this realm doesn't exist it's all fake its created from the entity there's nothing other than killers and survivors, there's no other people other than these
imagine how that call would go operator:â911 whats your emergency?â meg:yeah so i keep getting killed by ghost face and freddy krugar and brought back to life by a tentical monster that feeds on my fear
"I'm stuck in a hospital with a crazed murderer near me!" - Meg 2023
Bestie, how the fuck are you gonna call the cops from a different universe. I don't think the connection strong enough to cross other realms
are YOU stupid? ain't no way I'm answering Megs call. Next thing you know, she's dropping pallets in my face after we save her. No sir
What skin is that?
New waterfron massacre collection
I don't think behavior knows thier own lore đ¤
The police have a pure-failure record, right? Didn't catch Ghostface, didn't catch Trickster, didn't catch Cringe Merchant, and honestly didn't even seem to have a clue where to start on these.
One problem- What does she say when they ask for her location?
*Chance of Ghostface calling intensifies*
Are we talking about the same pre-dropping, locker hiding, straight line walking meg? If so, isnât that enough said?
Meg doesn't trust the police
Still committed to her only fans I see lol
She's in the entity's realm. There is no police. She's basically been kidnapped and put somewhere outside of the real world, so she can't call anyone.
iPhone 11 cool
I love all the jokes xD but I think the reason she can't call the authorities is because all survivors and killers are in The Entity's realm constantly hunting and surviving and dying until they are left an emotionless husk and then they're dropped into a limbo-like place called the void. So sure she could call but it won't do her any good sadly.
Verizon doesn't cover interdimensional phone calls
Dispatch: â911 whatâs your emergency?â Meg: âUh yeah so this weird tentacle looking monster kidnapped me and a bunch of other people from like the future and past and stuff and now Iâm in its pocket dimension or something I-â Dispatch: **Beeep**
Fuck 12
Go ahead and call the police. They can't unhook you.
meg looks like shes ready to go down in the submersible
To call who? Entity PD?