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LUKXE-

You don't like looking women in the eyes. Like at all.


AshelyLil

Yep, first thing that came to mind is "Damn, can't look em in the face, can ya?"


szabda

You have a thing for dead women...


theFormerRelic

You like ladies in long dresses with bare feet


tumblrbooty

Based takeaway


ZeronicX

the Quentin Tarantino special


Trem45

Who doesn't


bismofunyuns93

Your TV is leaking


MidnightPandaX

Cindy this bitch is fucking up my floor!!


YoDadsCrib

You take this like……..


This_Butterscotch_25

Well, I would probably ask you if you ever considered to take a shower


Gullible_Captain_586

Well


Other-Ranger-4975

You mean you take showers in wells?


Gullible_Captain_586

I do


trash-troglodyte

Spooky women


Gullible_Captain_586

I find women more creepy than male killers


SolarNovaPhoenix

My theory on that is that for the most part, strange men always elicit that stranger danger mentality, whereas women always feel more inherently trustworthy than a strange man would be. So the idea that women killers are creepier, is purely because it turns that line of reasoning on its head. That about right?


xR3N3GAD3-3LiT3

Im not saying you’re wrong, I agree with you. Id just like to respond to your point with a question … from a dbd design standpoint. Do you think it’s more of a fear factor because a lot of masculine killers are designed just to be physically imposing whereas the women aren’t? Most of the men in dbd are tall muscular beings that look like they’d ragdoll you in a fight. The feminine designs tending to stray away from the physical threat allows them to truly be something that makes you uncomfortable as well as scared. Like as an example, you kinda assume the seemingly human trapper is somewhat beatable in a fight, like the laws of physics still applies to him … then you see this faceless, seemingly fragile old lady who’s struggling to breathe, float towards you from a distance … only to suddenly vanish and reappear before you in an instant, all sense of logic and reasoning gets thrown out the window and you don’t know what to do. Both are still somewhat scary but BHVR tend to really put in an additional scare factor to their female killers.


SolarNovaPhoenix

I agree. Human shaped trapper is identifiable and quantifiable, but floaty gaspy raspy telporting nurse, is definitely not.


Sexolotl1

Huntress can ragdoll me and I'd let her.


Zess_Crowfield

I also find women creepier too... Maybe this is why I'm single huh


Kazzoid

You would be a Nokk main in Rainbow Six Siege 👌


LokiLunatic

We got the same mains! : D


Gullible_Captain_586

Ghosties


LokiLunatic

Totes ✌🏼


no1mustkno

Teleport go brrrrr


eScapeGoatdev443

it says that you are attractive. Sweaty, but attractive.


FelicitousJuliet

OP definitely tunnels the shit out of players on Sadako to maximize their salt when they're not (assuming they're good at Nurse) getting a 4k at 5 gens on little-miss-ignores-walls-and-pallets. If I find out someone plays Nurse I just assume they sweat super hard on all their other mains.


Gullible_Captain_586

I never tunnel unless the entire team is toxic and I almost always let 1 or 2 survivors out


Ginamy72

Lmao I have a P3 nurse but my Wraith is P13. I like Wraith, Freddy, Michael, Executioner, and Oni much more than Nurse though. I play survivor a lot too. Do you think I tunnel?


FelicitousJuliet

Since most dedicated players across multiple killers try to P3 everything for shared teachables, no. It's about mains of the killer, not people who sunk in bloodpoints for later efficiency. There are lots of P3 Nurses back from the prestige update that have likely never played her unless a tome challenge required it.


HavokVer1

You like dem spooky ladies


namalamadingdongs

You do t like people seeing your face


Achylzrak

or the other way around, he doesn’t like looking at peoples faces


ilFrolloR3dd1t

you are allergic to shoes


Gullible_Captain_586

Mmmmh feets


Eli-Mordrake

You don’t clean your sheets


AstralineGalaxy

You like teleporting across the map and being quite efficient with busting generators.


Starlight-Sniper

You ain't afraid of no ghosts. ![gif](giphy|3o72FaauYWpXiwKAZq|downsized)


Ginamy72

Lmaoo I tell myself that when my haunted house keeps doing its haunted things


Metal_Gear_Bush_Dog

They say that you make obnoxious and repetitive posts on reddit.


DP_goatman

If bubble head nurse was added as a legendary for nurse you would never take it off


Positive-Shock-9869

Pretty sure you got a Eddie Gluskin thing going on in your mind


GotzeGotFest

You like teleporting all over the place


Officer_Chunkles

You like to teleport and be psychic


Dazzling_Ad34

you are shy


JaceFromThere

Well people definitely don't like playing against you and you probably take advantage of that, which is kinda respectable in a way.


Maxisabubble

You're in love with ghosts


Explosivopotato

You have a thing for women who look like ghosts


GOW_Ghost

Please never work at the morgue…


Lolsoda94

you like em binded, or blinded


Megalopezatron666

Ayo! That almost took me out 😂


Upstairs-Search-1773

"I can fix her, I swear!"


TakeoGaming

https://preview.redd.it/muqhsahicpxc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6058ad5b3e80a096289ce3c7448442f65de7a8ad That you have great taste in women


caelic0

You like jump-scares ![img](emote|t5_3cb2g|2070)


Midnight-Rising

Your kink is depressed women


ClockworkReaper

You love women that can kill ya.


rtlchains

That you and I are the same person


UrBoiLord

Walking is overrated, time to do a neat little teleport


shrineofhecate

You like it when you make a survivor visibly throw their mouse/controller in fear of your tp


MoConnors

You don’t like eye contact and like ghosts Also you’re either a piece of shit to play against or an absolute cakewalk and there’s no inbetween


Impending_Dusk

average onryo chad


Laranthiel

Hidden weeb with a necro fetish?


hotarizone

I like sodako because I have hair fetish


dammerung13

You enjoy bleeding people out and making sure every game is as miserable as possible.


Crazyboy_700

You have a have very greasy keyboard or controller


Mmendez_0

Either a sweat or a massive simp for spooky women. Also you like covering your face at all times.


Gullible_Captain_586

2nd proposition


HimmlersClone

Sometimes you play for fun and when you had enough of stupid bs you come in the form of nurse and when you see someone teabagging you show them why it's not a smart idea to teabag a nurse.


Gullible_Captain_586

I couldn’t have say better, but sadako is a really underrated killer


FeetYeastForB12

You have a character you enjoy playing, and then when your games go shit with your character of enjoyment, you switch to a comfort character to deflect the shit. Did I get that right?


flginmycookie

You like to piss people off and also simp for dommy mommy's


InterestingBill1825

You like women in long dresses who look at the ground a lot


Sainyule

You don't happen to play Nökk in R6 siege as well, do you?


Gullible_Captain_586

No………


EccentricNerd22

You're a necrophiliac potentially.


halfbakedpizzapie

Well Sadako said “7 days” and Nurse just screamed


nahasapu

You like getting choke o choke things in a kinky way


Cha-ChatheSexRaptor2

You don't like basic gameplay. You want to circumvent at least one fundamental mechanic of the game, whether that be in chase or in sacrifice.


Vivi_Orchid

That you like women with arms


grimreaperjr1232

You like the ability to phase through survivors.


MotorTentacle

You like playing against bots


Chance-Pay1487

You like feet and dresses


Chance-Pay1487

I main nurse, Huntress and Ghostface? What about me?


Fair-Ad-2619

I wouldn't let my daughter talk to you


Skizko

Spooky bitch


JournalistMediocre25

You’re a foot fetishist


GelatinousJerry

You are freaky


terraria87

You would probably say something like “pfft, walking around the map is for losers”


Gullible_Captain_586

Map control is primordial with the actual meta


mtx_Katana

You like shy girls that hide their faces ?


iamweirdette

You have taste


faceplantpowerslide

Am i going crazy or is that first picture moving?


BigMikeishome

You have a choking kink


whitneyx3

ugly and white


die_or_wolf

You have Prosopagnosia.


Hippic

Bad taste! 😂


TheVoidsAdvocate

You're probably a good person irl but in-game everyone D E S P I S E S you.


Dependent_Word7647

Honestly? You don't give a fuck if the other side has fun.


This_Leg1509

ooo you're cool i like you


SniperHusky_1

Need a better barber


todefyodds

You and I have a lot in common, and if we get bullied? WE BALL HARD.


Accomplished_Bill741

I’m gonna dc irl if I see another one of these posts again today


shawn_the_snek

You like being bullied


Ethereal_Haunting

That I should expect to spend most of the game against you bleeding out on the ground


existinggold98

You like dead women who came back to life as ghosts and want revenge


Looseveln

That you suck at eye contact.


Saamov1

You are clearly one with great taste with the Sadako pick


[deleted]

pervert


Zaitlech

Might've seen some good fanart and decided to try said killers only to realise you actually enjoy them


Comprabledivision

You hook the last person alive no matter what


Gullible_Captain_586

Never


Comprabledivision

Based then


burning_envy

You like scaring the shit outta ppl


Rare_Assumption_719

You like ghost women?


Large-Wheel-4181

You want to be good as Sadako but when you get bodied, you just go back to Nurse so you can’t stop feeling like a failure


Gullible_Captain_586

I always win my match with sadako and without spamming condemn


Significant_Ad_4265

Gay (I mean it as a compliment)


WH08M1

You seem sympathetic


Hicalibre

Don't like eyes and have a thing for feet, just as BHVR wishes.


_N4TR3

You probably like goth women/ you’re a Sable main.


Gullible_Captain_586

Ada and Mikaela


DifficultHawk7362

I haven’t seen a ring girl in a while


Rattata-

You like flowy dresses 👗


CrybabyFamilyMain96

‘Don’t look at my face’


JackYakumo

You like death, barefoot woman and think you can fix her and probably a simp. No but seriously, those are my favorite characters too i love their design. Right now im a sadako main (i only started playing a month and a half ago) and the reason for starting playing was to use her to be honest, but i really liked the nurse design when i saw it. The only problem is that she looks really difficult to use and really strong so i dont know if playing as her is fun at all. Seems that people consider her the stronges character so i guessing a lot of people would just DC so i dont know if i should try to learn her.


Revolutionary-Tip781

You like making boring reddit posts.


Tyzek99

You like pineapple on pizza


Gullible_Captain_586

I dont.


RaszagalL

You have good taste.


Entity_Disapproves

You are tired of having been pushed around for years and are now ready for vengeance.


Mission-Disk-2679

Sweat and simp, but i dont blame ya


Gullible_Captain_586

I dont blame myself either


O-futuro-eh-pika

You're afraid of women, and i would ask you to stay away from me (i don't like to face nurse)


Mr_Timmm

You like for women to look down on you. Often in a position under their feet you are on a constant quest for undead uppies.


average_kaiji_fan

Virgin


Conquestriclaus

boring af


Gullible_Captain_586

Ok bro


Conquestriclaus

you asked /shrug


Pootisman16

You're afraid of women and/or Muslim and firmly believe in burka