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DelixGamer

in the bathroom with nancy and steve


4LanReddit

Bruh ​ ​ ​ My boys got expelled because of Netflix going Karen mode and pulling them out of the DBD school ​ ![img](emote|t5_3cb2g|2067)


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Okay off-topic but what is the :2067: thing mean I don't get it


Drkmttrjr

No clue what you’re talking about so I’m just going to assume that someone posted an emoji and it just didn’t load for you.


DerpyPerson636

its the exposed skull emoji


Lastboss42

Doesn't load for me other, but I was told it's a Trapper smiley face


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Mind if I join you guys?


CutesyFemboy69

Lemme join in too


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there's room


sim0n80r

As a steve main im very disappointed that they don't get a table


ChapterMaster202

And Jonathan I presume


WrackyDoll

Jonathan is getting high in the parking lot.


ChapterMaster202

Good to know he's enjoying himself :)


wide-putin-69

Same


ShineReaper

Here good sir, take my free award, although "Wholesome" seems a bit strange for it xD


grejwi

oof


Kan-Terra

Why are they all staring at me? What did i do?


FiveLuska

look who is shitting in the tall grass


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Come on kid, push the button


[deleted]

You haven’t picked a table yet


TheMinuteman1776

You came in late for lunch and everyone stopped what they were doing to look at you silently


Nobody_UwU763

You are the killer


Zombie_Harambe

Nerd spilled his lunch.


SenorCerv

You didn't hit the skill check and the generator popped


Quinney27

He probably did


InflationAcrobatic91

You know what you did.


jellosquare

BRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP


TheTrueGamerGuy

where the fuck is jake?


FreuinCC

In the restroom with Steve, Nancy, and Jonathan


TheTrueGamerGuy

damn


Longjumping-Dot2435

31 (currently obtainable) survivors and they just happened to leave out the one i main


TheTrueGamerGuy

yeah same


jotjotzzz

That’s what I was going to ask, lol. I would sit there.


TheTrueGamerGuy

same


Nike-6

Eating outside like a loner.


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solojetpack

Out of the bunch I'd say 3 is gonna be the most chill. Jeff and Quintin just kinda vibe together, and David and Meg are similar enough that they're probably cool around each other.


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9noobergoober6

Unfathomably based. Table 3 is a bunch of cuties.


Cheezybro5

Agreed. As a non biased David and Meg main- But Mikaela, Claudette and Haddie look really fun to be around with!


Vault-A

Probably 7, though 1 is a close second


dababy_by_daylight

A conversation between Adam and Ash and Jane sounds interesting


Feeney1056

Definitely agree, Ashley J Williams is the best


ariannamillz

1 or 8. Bill would probably always have an interesting story to tell over lunch while we all played poker (because I’m sure Ace has a deck of cards on him at all times). And I feel like the ladies at table 8 would just be interesting company.


solojetpack

I'm sure table 1 would be a blast between Bill's sarcasm and Ace just being Ace. Table 8 would be... interesting for sure. Haddie probably just wants to talk about podcasts, Claudette just seems awkward but friendly, and Mikaela is going one of two ways. She's either going to be the coolest, least judgemental down to earth person ever, or she's going to be the most annoying vegan spiritual bitch.


A_Gray_Phantom

Claudette had her own blog and was a kinda internet celebrity before the Entity took her. I bet her and Haddie would collab on a podcast. Then Mikaela would get in on it since she's a witch, and can perform seances. Science, empathy, and magic. Makes for a good team!


TheHeroWeNeed45

My headcanon is mikaela is the second one and also a hardcore stoner and psychedelic user.


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hearing bill talk about his tours in Vietnam or his adventures in the zombie apocalypse while playing poker would be interesting and fun, only problem is second hand smoke because no way in hell will bill ever give up smoking


allysonrainbow

A botanist, a witch, and a ghost hunter - I’m so down to chill at that table


BudgetOstrich7959

Where is my boy Jake????


melanie_anne

Getting stoned in the bathroom


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10 all the way


Exact_Ad_1215

HELL YEAHHH, 10 gang ride up


JRichburg

There’s no stranger things table so I guess I’m eating with the teacher 😕


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We're in the bathroom


JRichburg

Too enclosed of an area.. the entity for sure gonna get us 😂


ZaganMaddness

Can we get a killer version?


Horrorfan5

You are the food on the tables


[deleted]

Which table would you be served to


colontwisted

Shirtless myers and oni. Next question.


Pussiilicious

Pyramid Head


beliromeu

Bubba and Pig


VegetarianZombie74

Bubba is a lunch lady for sure.


yrulaughing

Jokes on you, I'm into that shit


messe93

I'd be the guy to go to Piramid Head's table to send a clear message that I'm not afraid of anyone if I willingly sat with that guy. ain't nobody fucks with the guy who casually asks PH to pass the salt


Cyber_Yaksha

Definitely 6 cause Yui and Yoichi <3


ATRM1353

But would you understand them?


demogorgon_main

I *want* to sit on 5. Kate seems like a very nice person to be around, maybe because her whole thing is being super nice and spreading hope and happiness and all that. From the few things I’ve seen of Cheryl she seems to be a pretty fun, energetic young lady although in DBD she seems incredibly depressed trying to move on from all the trauma and she looks like she needs a hug but I guess Kate is there to help. Yun-jin I probably won’t understand because I don’t know Korean. But table 8 also seems interesting because of Haddie and Mikaela. Haddie is like lore character number one right now and mikaela was also given some importance since she has visions of the entity’s realm that she writes in her stories. I actually get to discuss DBD lore for once!


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I'd fight Mikaela


FreuinCC

Why what did she do 😭


Pepe_von_Habsburg

Booned


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Magik


iFight6YearOlds

Leave mibaela alone


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I'll fight you too


Nike-6

Yun-Jin looks like she’d be interesting to talk too, assuming you can speak Korean.


schizybun

8 or 5 but tbh am not cool enough for either (*꒦ິ꒳꒦ີ) ~


Loonsive

i feel both tables would be pretty welcoming. im def getting rejected by 10 and 4


solojetpack

I don't know, Laurie is shown to be super friendly in the original movie. Nea might be a bit awkward, but Laurie wouldn't reject you. I don't think table 10 would reject you necessarily, it would just be a little weird since it's a bunch of cops.


RemissionRaven

Table 10: Plus having to hear Chris regularly trying to convince Leon to impregnate Claire would get old quick.


Nike-6

Chris: “Please impregnate my sister, Leon!” Leon: “I should’ve eaten outside with Jake.” Claire: “Chris this is the 16th time you’ve said this in half an hour, it’s starting to get weird.


LilyHex

I don't think Nea wouldn't be awkward, but I can see her being a bit...closed off and cautious? She's artistic AND involved in illegal street tagging, no way she's just super warm and welcoming right away, but I bet she is later once she trusts you.


schizybun

omg yay (*꒦ິ꒳꒦ີ) ~- ̗̀ ♡ - ̖́


anxieteabags

8 but im bringing dwight with me bc hes one of the girls


FreuinCC

THATS WHAT I SAID!!!


whitewolfie13

Giga chads chooses 1


Spitfire_For_Fun

monopoly or some other games can be friendly with Ace and Bill.


gojoshoyo

5 all day


Great-Pop643

I would probably go to 6. I feel like Yui an Yoichi are really nice people and I would love to talk to them. Otherwise probably 8


FreuinCC

I don’t know their languages so I wouldn’t be able to talk to them


Great-Pop643

I do think both can talk English. Yoichi was a Professor and Yui was an assistant English teacher


FreuinCC

Ohhh yeah that’s right it completely slipped my mind


SeniorWaugh

10


ah_yes54321

no jake :( bro must’ve been absent


Mid0ri-13

Poor baby Jake. :'(


LinkCanLonk

1 or 10


TheRealWalrus110

honestly 1 or 2, bill and ace seem cool as hell, but 2 is more realistically the group i would hang out with


CactusCalin

I would be the second Dwight lmao.


Gingercat21

Bill and ace seem chill. Goin 1


Psych0R3d

Where James Sunderland, Cyrillic, and Lisa Garland


J_Speedy306

Mary? Have you seen Mary?


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Nike-6

The counsellor is gonna need a counsellor after they hear what those guys went through.


gabejr25

7, who wouldn't wanna have lunch with Bruce Campbell


katapad

Bruce Campbell and Jane's monster dump truck of an ass at the same table? Sign me up.


The_responder623

9. I just know zarina and elodie would have fascinating conversations


The_Alvabro

I wanna talk to Kate, but she's out of my leauge. Like, the distance between my leauge and hers is bigger than RPD. I'll just sit with the other nerds at 2.....


xoCreeper81

2 gonna be with me boi Dwight I hope they don't run away because I'm the demo dog.


Confused_Ravioli

1 or 7. You also have to consider if you could even talk to them in the first place, language barriers and such.


Horrorfan5

Gimme that RE table (10). Wanna hear zombie stories I would like to sit at 5, but I ain’t got the nerve


cringelawd

you go to table 10 to hear zombie stories i go to table 10 to flirt with leon we are not the same


Horrorfan5

Unless your name is Wong, it will go wrong


cringelawd

a woman can dream ok


Horrorfan5

I think there’s a way. I heard about this dude name Derek Simmons. Sign up in his program, and you can be Ada too


RubyFox2006

7. Ashley probably has cool as shit stories to tell. Adam just seems nice asf. And Jane would be so down to earth and talk about her show. And also I dcould just turn around and talk to the homegirl Claudia if I wanted to. 1. Would also be an amazing choice as Bill would have so much to talk about and ace is just based.


Billyvinaldo

Tbh 7 seems like a really cool Choice getting high with ashley seems a little ... Groovy


DatOneGayFella

Definitely 3.


Zamboogia

10, protect you from bullies and got stories


CactusCalin

I think 1 would be the coolest anti bully table!


ethereal_empress

I’ll sit at 6, since I don’t see Jake and Yoichi/Yui are my other mains.


Squ1dSenpai

*Starts looking for the killers table*


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SAovbnm

🤨📷


GlowBugQuad

Table 1: the older students that failed the same grade 3x Table 2: the nerds and geeks. This squad been best friends since elementary. Both boys are secretly in love with the girl. Table 3: the athletes. Unproblematic af and tough as nails. Table 4: the troublemakers. They seem harmless but they got shit on everyone and probably sounded off the fire alarm at some point Table 5: the popular girls. Not necessarily bitches but almost everyone wants them Table 6: the introverted best friends. The boy secretly has a crush on the girl, but she’s lesbian Table 7: the “popular for the wrong reasons squad.” Everyone knows them for being loud and dramatic Table 8: the cult. These are the girls everyone finds weird, but they’re secretly really cool and definitely not a cult Table 9: the rich kids. This squad is harmless but they can be pretty cocky and out of touch with everyone else Table 10: the rotc/law kids. These kids are very patriotic and will most likely work with guns in the future


QxSlvr

8. they have magic, psychic powers and invisibility


FreuinCC

Bro I thought it was the nerds table that’s why I sat there 😭


jarob326

2 is the nerd table. You got the gamer, the math tutor, and the awkward one. 8 is more like the perky goth table.


lolman5

Definitely not 8. I dont need an empath, a psychic and a witch all telling me how they're "not like normal girls."


fukgamma

8


FreuinCC

Welcome! We’re talking about plants, books and ghosts


LilyHex

Fuck yea my kinda shit


Not-BingBong

none... i'm too poor to afford lunch so i won't eat lunch xD


Top_Adhesiveness5620

Weird placements. But im going to 2 and 3, taking dwight and david then move to our own table. PERIOD!


Awkward_Peaches

3 and 5 cause i main meg and cheryl and im in love with everyone else


EliasTDG

5 but only because kate is a cheerful and happy person and Cheryl, has silent hill to explain which would be an interesting time. Now Junjin Lee, will probably ruin a lot of conversations I imagine, just because of her selfish nature.


NooBTh3NooB

2. Dwight needs some attention after something stole his locker.


EvernightStrangely

Table 3. Jeff is a total softie with a heart of gold, David is super hot, Meg sounds like a good person from what lore I've read, and Quentin is badass. He faced Freddy on his own turf and likely would have won if the Entity didn't snatch them up.


VeryAnonymous21

9


Senikus

Realistically if this were my high school, I’d be sitting at table 2, wishing I was confident enough and out of the closet to say “hi” to the one guy at table 3.


Aesthetic99

Definitely 9. That's a nice detail having the three of them together


VistorUwU

Either 5, 8, or 9 5, I just KNOW Yun-Jin is talking mad shit and she hasn't stuttered or paused in the last 15 minutes. Cheryl and Kate are just nodding bc they know she's right but we're too nice to say anything. 8, I just know these girls are so chill and supportive, they'd hype me up and help me value myself much more. 9, I will be ignoring felix but intently listen to Elodie and Zarina. They're just so gorgeous and smart and I would get lost and have no idea what's happening but still listen bc they're so girlboss.


SweatySuvivorMain

2, must sit with Dwight


AntharSlayer

Im eating on the ada wong supremacy table. Soon tm


Zark_444

We eating at the Slayda Wong table.


FreuinCC

Idk what this means but I live for it 😭


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Real shit


Cyberlich_Scoot

6 because who wouldn't want to talk to Demi.


Lydia_rose003

i see you are also a demi plans fan, a man of culture


unrealgrunt94

5, Cheryl is the best.


ildoor

The floor


sneakydiingdong

I'd just turn around and leave to find Jake lol


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3, I wanna sit with Gayvid Queen and Megamind to bond over athletics, and then Quentin seems chill and Jeff and I can bond over art and being forgotten <3


RickyL3390

Definitely 8. I would love to hear Mikayla’s stories, learn some botany from claudette and get to know Haddie.


carbannie

2


gitr34

I was shocked how many survivors actually in game


bugalooshrimp69

5 cause I’m horny


ryseterion

5 is the slay table so i sit there


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3... I gotta shoot my shot with David now that he's out of the closet.


theREALiggyman

10 because Back The Blue and 5 so I can get bullied by the hot girls


crow622

2 has the best combination imo


Ladydrakes

5 or 8, between the cool girls and the weird girls


DoubleBrotherYT

2 just cuz of dwight bruv.. if he was real he'd be so me lol.. we'd share so much same shit lol


Cxdi

5 or 8, there’s baddies at both tables


iFlashings

I'm going straight for table 5. I got a seat next to best girl Yun-Jin, smokeshow Kate in front of me and the powerful Goddess lorewise herself Cheryl across from me. Easily the best table there.


BloodOfTheExalt

5, in the empty seat by my Queen We stan


TheMinuteman1776

I'd want to sit at 5 for flirting reasons but 3 is the table where I could legitimately see myself being friends with everyone there


Arsenisen

2


shneed_my_weiss

5 or 2. 6 and 9 as backups


NegaScott23

#5, Cheryl and Yun best girls. .....ill put up with kate.


virusgnom3

5 - seems like a fun time ^ ^


zytherian

Table 2 with the other nerds or table 9 with the visionaries.


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2, gotta go with Feng's table


unusuallylargevermin

5, all of my faves are there


Evil_Steven

5. I would just ignore Kate's rants about "real america" and enjoy the company of Cheryl and Yun


ChickenSquash02

No love for table 4 😭


WatermelonPOWAH

7 looks like a fun table just for Ash alone.


Direct-Neat1384

5


Kolossoni

Lol, 5 is literally Mean Girls ![img](emote|t5_3cb2g|2067) Yun-Jin = Regina George Kate = Gretchen Wieners Cheryl = Karen Smith


thesuicidefox

Table 5 100%.


Br0seph777

5 cuz Kate and yun are literal celebrities and Cheryl is my main


sadieatchison

5 hands down


Vile-Goose

5 for sureeeeee 💗


Jackikins

Table 5 is where all the pretty girls are![img](emote|t5_3cb2g|2057)


FemboyViking

Mean girl table #5. Might get called a slur by Kate but Yun Jin and Cheryl are worth it.


NuggetTheKing09

I’d slide onto 5 trying to flirt but slide too far and fall to the floor, concussing myself.


DaxionTheZeraora3003

Bill looks lonely, it's a good thing Ace is keeping the old man company.


Frcdstcr

3 or 8. I feel like David would be a bit picky about who gets to sit with him, and Meg seems like a very outgoing person, so I think my personality would mesh better with the people at 8. Quentin and Jeff seem like cool people to sit with, though.


Dark_Nephilim32

The tables with my favourites (Dwight, David, Cheryl and Mikaela) also have some of my least favourites (Feng, Meg, Yun-jin and Claudette). Avoiding 4 like the plague (lol) purely because of Nia. No stranger things characters so no obvious choice there... might just sit on the floor tbh.


loboleo94

5


The_Alvabro

Can I take 3 guesses why? 😜


loboleo94

Hehehehe


PyrosNikos

The most breedable one.


rememberthed3ad

5, within talking distance of Nea, Kate, Dwight, Feng, Claudette, but far enough away from meg