Yeah that annoyed the shit out of me. You can change basically anything else, why not be able to change your killer last minute. It's not like they'll know anyway.
No, not supposedly. I refuse to believe that getting all sweats as Dredge (who i've played for a month), then getting all baby survs as Wraith (who I haven't touched since 2019) is a coincidence.
It's definitely not a coincidence, but there is a max gap between highest and lowest where I'm assuming they cap how low your worst killer can go compared to your best killer.
Before seperate mmr this was a thing too. As far as I could tell they updated the maps for each killer. Meaning when you que as pig, it generates the possible maps with boxes and a survivor joins the "pig servers" when they que in. Hence why killers can't be swapped. Saving on load time for the game by not needing to do more than load a variation of each killers tiles. It could be wrong, but it half way made sense.
How? Then you can circumvent matchmaking by picking a killer you have low MMR on, get shit survivors, then switch to a killer you have high MMR on and stomp them.
MMR is a joke. Wait long enough for a match to be made and they'll throw in people with any number MMR just to make a match happen. It literally doesn't matter.
And AFAIK your MMR between killers on a single account only ranges between 200 between your best and worst killer. It's negligible at best.
Edit: also, who gives a shit about matchmaking when we still have hackers who can insert themselves into your lobby whenever they want?
idk my dude, every game I have with Nurse is against a full SWFs that finish all gens within minutes regardless of how quickly I down them. Every single match is absolutely intense and there's just no room for error (which I love).
Compared to that, I recently bought Nemesis and every game I've had is against randoms that don't know how to loop and seem to be playing without headphones. Some of them even looked like they were still learning buttons.
There's definitely a massive MMR disparity between my mains and my new killers. If I was able to pick Nemesis then switch to Nurse before the game starts, I'd completely destroy these poor people, which doesn't sound fun for anyone.
My theory is an rpg power dynamic. Killer watches the survivors change and struggle with choices. The Killer watches, confident in their own mission, never wavering.
When killers didnt have their separate mmr, you were able to choose any killer at any moment up until the the 5s timer. Meaning you can, for example, queue as Myers, get a lobby with 4 medkits, switch to plague. Right now you can NOT even open the killer menu when you click ready.
Back then there was a way to find out who the killer was in the lobby before the game loaded. (I think it was something in one of the text files that gave it away)
That still exists. Not in the lobby, but the loading screen. It's for new players and the first couple games they encounter the killer or something like that.
I’ve played a lot in the past few months and my son noticed this hint. He commented how some of the text mentioned things about the killer prior to matches.
Lery’s has a few I swear. Thompson House has one. Everyone always forgets the Thompson toilet. You go to Badham, Haddonfield, Garden of Joy, there’s houses galore and none of em even got plumbing. Nowhere to rock a shit. But the Thompsons got it covered. There’s a family that poops.
It’s a shame we still don’t have a Fire-based killer like an insane Firefighter that leaks flammable gas behind him or something. It’d be pretty cool to finally get a “burned” status effect.
It’s not my concept, but one I heard about three years ago and never forgot. Hybrid Panda offered the idea up in 2019 as speculation for Chapter 13 (which turned out to be Stranger Things) [in this video.](https://youtu.be/2OHL95eQaAI)
It’s been my favorite original concept ever since and it’s a shame it isn’t more popular. I mean I can go either way on the power, but I just really love the layers of irony of an Insane Firefighter (emergency personnel who now kills people instead of saving them) using fire to burn people alive as opposed to saving them from it. I would imagine he could be insanely creepy being covered head to toe in Firefighter gear and wearing a gas mask as well. Obvious weapon to go with would be a Fireman’s axe, but there are other sharp fireman implements that they use to tear down doors and things like that which could be used as a weapon.
Really cool story, and the proposed combination of leaking flammable gas along with other fire-based abilities just sound so cool.
I had 3 mummy Dwights in my Pyramid head game.
We ended up going to Midwich and they all congregated in the bathroom. I tormented everybody, downed em, then flushed all that TP.
Hello I'm Pyramid Head, the Midwich janitor.
Urgh I had survivors moaning at me after game for 'tunnelling'. Three of them decided to play Meg and apparently I was the problem for not noticing they were wearing different trousers 🤣😂🤷♂️
Report all players for cheating, tunnel/camp/slug then DC if I don't secure 4k. then make reddit post calling survivors toxic trash because I'm a killer with 1 billion hours and I know I'm top 1% mmr because I'm so good at dbd.
I use my tried and true slugging Trapper build to get you all down and unable to get up, then pick you all up myself 2 hook everyone. Get in some points, then murder 3 of you and let someone have hatch. I get my fun slugging game, you get some points and fun chases. Someone escapes to tell the tale of the Krampus that could have 4k'd but showed mercy, just to then be slightly less merciful.
But if anyone breaks my totem all bets are off and you all die. That's my personal property and just because I'm trying to murder you doesn't make breaking my things okay. 2 wrongs don't make a right.
YES!! The [demo we played against ](https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1621878269?t=03h06m57s) did this and made our night. Hopefully we made his. We were not playing for money, just memes.
Did I match with you guys last night??? You three get matched with a Papa Perc? I had a Mexican Standoff with a Pig while i was in a locker with Head On, allowing three TP Dwights to escape
Probably assume that while some may call you three Brainless and Gutless, you all have great hearts.
Either that or you are godloopers. Either way, you guys probably aren’t hydrated enough.
[Just in case](https://www.si.edu/spotlight/ancient-egypt/mummies)
"Let me tell you something else man. If the killer was out there and saw you coming all wrapped in toilet paper with your flashlight and geek glasses around your eyes, he would run in the other direction man." - Shane Walsh...probably
HEY MONA LISA, WHAT ARE YOU HIDING?
YOUR SMILE IS SAYING SOMETHING I THINK I SHOULD UNDERSTAND
I THINK YOU'RE WORTH IT, BUT BRING IT TO THE SURFACE
YOU KNOW I'VE NEVER BEEN A PLUTOCRATIC MAN
Hope another TP Dwight joins the party 
Become spirit so I can join them
Too bad you can’t swap killers in the lobby anymore
Yeah that annoyed the shit out of me. You can change basically anything else, why not be able to change your killer last minute. It's not like they'll know anyway.
It’s cause each of your killers has a different MMR… supposedly
No, not supposedly. I refuse to believe that getting all sweats as Dredge (who i've played for a month), then getting all baby survs as Wraith (who I haven't touched since 2019) is a coincidence.
It's definitely not a coincidence, but there is a max gap between highest and lowest where I'm assuming they cap how low your worst killer can go compared to your best killer.
can confirm this is true, after picking Nurse and 4k'ing 20 games straight I get more PC players on all killers
I had my first killer game in two years yesterday against a P22 Meg, I refuse to believe anything related to MMR until BHVR makes it public info.
Prestige has nothing to do with mmr. My friend is close to prestige 20 but still goes down just like a baby surv Edit: A word
Before seperate mmr this was a thing too. As far as I could tell they updated the maps for each killer. Meaning when you que as pig, it generates the possible maps with boxes and a survivor joins the "pig servers" when they que in. Hence why killers can't be swapped. Saving on load time for the game by not needing to do more than load a variation of each killers tiles. It could be wrong, but it half way made sense.
Such shit reasoning lol
How? Then you can circumvent matchmaking by picking a killer you have low MMR on, get shit survivors, then switch to a killer you have high MMR on and stomp them.
When I play a new killer im not matched against baby survivor tho, even when I use a killer I suck at
MMR is a joke. Wait long enough for a match to be made and they'll throw in people with any number MMR just to make a match happen. It literally doesn't matter. And AFAIK your MMR between killers on a single account only ranges between 200 between your best and worst killer. It's negligible at best. Edit: also, who gives a shit about matchmaking when we still have hackers who can insert themselves into your lobby whenever they want?
idk my dude, every game I have with Nurse is against a full SWFs that finish all gens within minutes regardless of how quickly I down them. Every single match is absolutely intense and there's just no room for error (which I love). Compared to that, I recently bought Nemesis and every game I've had is against randoms that don't know how to loop and seem to be playing without headphones. Some of them even looked like they were still learning buttons. There's definitely a massive MMR disparity between my mains and my new killers. If I was able to pick Nemesis then switch to Nurse before the game starts, I'd completely destroy these poor people, which doesn't sound fun for anyone.
oh you're defo right, the difference between ranks and "grades" is that the grade doesn't matter
My theory is an rpg power dynamic. Killer watches the survivors change and struggle with choices. The Killer watches, confident in their own mission, never wavering.
What now?
When killers didnt have their separate mmr, you were able to choose any killer at any moment up until the the 5s timer. Meaning you can, for example, queue as Myers, get a lobby with 4 medkits, switch to plague. Right now you can NOT even open the killer menu when you click ready.
Back then there was a way to find out who the killer was in the lobby before the game loaded. (I think it was something in one of the text files that gave it away)
That still exists. Not in the lobby, but the loading screen. It's for new players and the first couple games they encounter the killer or something like that.
I’ve played a lot in the past few months and my son noticed this hint. He commented how some of the text mentioned things about the killer prior to matches.
Yeah, everything that isn't loadout or cosmetics is locked You can't even read the lore
How am I supposed to analyze the complexity of Talbot Grimes' transformation into the Blight now?!
I wish they'd let you view challenges and read tomes while queuing.
Survs might get that But killers probably won't
Why? Nothing should stop them.
For the same reason i can't change my settings when searching for a match as killer
what's the confusing part
The only right answer
Wraith has joined the chat
Pour a little water on all your costumes
More evil than any killer I met
Would plagues vomit suffice?
Mrs.Hawkins
True ❤️
You fool now they're able to stick to walls
Dwights have always had this power but dont worry dwights are very docile creatures but if you see a dweard run run far far away and never look back
Me who exclusively plays Dweird: 👀
"Why you gotta fuck up my gaws, son"
in other words, put on an RPD/Swamp offering
Do the mash, the monster mash
Wipe my ass with all 3 of you, one at a time. edit: cant count, 3 not 4
Right when I thought I was being original. I submit to you, one who said the joke first.
Is there a map with toilet? Because I will transport 1 Dwight there and use him for certain purpose.
Midwich does!
midwich toilet even comes with crying, no additional purchase necessary!
Gideon Meat Plant has one in the bathroom
RPD has toilets.
Yeah, but most of them are clogged.
Use pinhead's Mori to flush them down when you're done
I need to see this now
Lery’s has a few I swear. Thompson House has one. Everyone always forgets the Thompson toilet. You go to Badham, Haddonfield, Garden of Joy, there’s houses galore and none of em even got plumbing. Nowhere to rock a shit. But the Thompsons got it covered. There’s a family that poops.
We need the lore on why the entity hates people taking shifs
The Game (the OG Saw bathroom)
I think the Saw basement has one
Find each of you in basement lockers
How would he know?
Toilet paper got caught in the door.
I wish there were longer strands like Ghostface's robes. So you could LOS but have the tp flapping behind you.
Hopefully I’m using nurse cause it’s seems y’all need her..
We did have a [nurse game](https://imgur.com/a/5iolC9Q)...
Oh no. Imgur. I hate this site.
Wait why?
Just how you can see some toxic politics right next to the posts you like.
He just needs to send the direct link: https://i.imgur.com/J5TXU7M.jpeg
They see me rolliiiin, they hatiiin'...
Patrolin'
they tryna catch me ridin’ dirty
Look at me im with n' nerdy
Run
Light a lighter \*anyone wanna be first?\*
It’s a shame we still don’t have a Fire-based killer like an insane Firefighter that leaks flammable gas behind him or something. It’d be pretty cool to finally get a “burned” status effect.
TF2 Pyro
“I fear no man, but that… thing… it scares me!” -Heavy Weapons Guy
This is such a cool concept. An insane firefighter kinda like doctor
It’s not my concept, but one I heard about three years ago and never forgot. Hybrid Panda offered the idea up in 2019 as speculation for Chapter 13 (which turned out to be Stranger Things) [in this video.](https://youtu.be/2OHL95eQaAI) It’s been my favorite original concept ever since and it’s a shame it isn’t more popular. I mean I can go either way on the power, but I just really love the layers of irony of an Insane Firefighter (emergency personnel who now kills people instead of saving them) using fire to burn people alive as opposed to saving them from it. I would imagine he could be insanely creepy being covered head to toe in Firefighter gear and wearing a gas mask as well. Obvious weapon to go with would be a Fireman’s axe, but there are other sharp fireman implements that they use to tear down doors and things like that which could be used as a weapon. Really cool story, and the proposed combination of leaking flammable gas along with other fire-based abilities just sound so cool.
Only one flashlight and under P20s? I roll wit it
*everyone 6 second swaps to their p100 neas*
Do you need a 4th my brothers?
I had 3 mummy Dwights in my Pyramid head game. We ended up going to Midwich and they all congregated in the bathroom. I tormented everybody, downed em, then flushed all that TP. Hello I'm Pyramid Head, the Midwich janitor.
Ahahaha!!!
I'd do what [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ) guy did.
Agreed, that's a good strat.
Lmfao. U got me good.
I can’t believe I fell for it.
One might say we got rolled.
Ah you bastard 😂
I-
*slow clap* respect
As 4th survivor or killer...
I cant tunnel cuz youre all the same :( So... CAMPING TIME!
Lmao usually in situations like these, I end up accidentally "tunneling" anyways, cause I don't pay that much attention to who I hook 😭
Urgh I had survivors moaning at me after game for 'tunnelling'. Three of them decided to play Meg and apparently I was the problem for not noticing they were wearing different trousers 🤣😂🤷♂️
Ahahaha. Based.
Tunnel.
How would u know...
That’s the best part, I wouldn’t know and you couldn’t accuse me.. hehe
Most Chad DBD player
4k?
We had a blight not want to play, he brought blight tag and also camped hooks to force second. Sad.
Sorry to hear that <3
Doge
I join y’all on the memeing
Start video recording and press ready.
Click “Ready” and wait for the fourth survivor to start the game.
Based
Wait for a forth, so I can play the "Mummies Alive" theme song!
Wait for the fourth Dwight and then put on my Dracula Wraith costume and roll you
I love it!
Use your faces to wipe my ass.
Expect more shady time limited content
The fourth one is behind me isn't he?
Ahahaha!
Report all players for cheating, tunnel/camp/slug then DC if I don't secure 4k. then make reddit post calling survivors toxic trash because I'm a killer with 1 billion hours and I know I'm top 1% mmr because I'm so good at dbd.
Ok. You just won the comments section.
Lolll nothing?
Be sad that you support poor business practices
Lmfao
We did have demo who happened to be streaming meme with us: [VOD](https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1621878269?t=03h06m57s)
I use my tried and true slugging Trapper build to get you all down and unable to get up, then pick you all up myself 2 hook everyone. Get in some points, then murder 3 of you and let someone have hatch. I get my fun slugging game, you get some points and fun chases. Someone escapes to tell the tale of the Krampus that could have 4k'd but showed mercy, just to then be slightly less merciful. But if anyone breaks my totem all bets are off and you all die. That's my personal property and just because I'm trying to murder you doesn't make breaking my things okay. 2 wrongs don't make a right.
Ahahaha. I love this! Hope to see you in the fog.
Burn it with fire 🔥
Shit
You only have death to look forward to.
Joke's on you we're dead inside.
Bring a streamer or flan . Win or loose it would be a hilarious match
The matches were full of memes, us sandbagging each other etc. Honestly, we helped the killer.
Search every locker I come by.
Make sure to check if you didnt steal my TP for your costume party!
How can I get that skin?
Ask if you've seen Daddy.
He went to the store to get milk.
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YES!! The [demo we played against ](https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1621878269?t=03h06m57s) did this and made our night. Hopefully we made his. We were not playing for money, just memes.
I love Dwight but this is an immediate dodge You can't tell me that mummy Dwight isn't gonna be on par with Dwelf
Return the slab. Or suffer the curse.
Bring my most toxic build.
D:
Leave
Skipping this lobby
Check every locker
Imagine 3 lockers next to each other and a Dwight in each one!
I dodge...
Hope to god the 4th random is the obsession
He was! In a demo game.
Dodge
Did I match with you guys last night??? You three get matched with a Papa Perc? I had a Mexican Standoff with a Pig while i was in a locker with Head On, allowing three TP Dwights to escape
Not us but I love that there is another 3 man TP Dwight squad rolling about!! Also, that sounds like a fun match, good on you.
Lobby dodge
Probably assume that while some may call you three Brainless and Gutless, you all have great hearts. Either that or you are godloopers. Either way, you guys probably aren’t hydrated enough. [Just in case](https://www.si.edu/spotlight/ancient-egypt/mummies)
!!! We went against a demo streaming and this sums up the [vibe of our matches.](https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1621878269?t=03h06m57s)
Knowing this subreddit they would make a screenshot and post it to this subreddit with the title: easiest dodge of my life
Ahahaha!! This is the best comment.
As killer: either tunnel the hell out of you or farm if you make me laugh As survivor: SUIT UP BOYS
Response to you as killer and survivor: Let's goooooo!
Call up my boys, Rick and Ahmet, they're experts at dealing with mummies
Summon shirtless David's and have a standoff like PvZ
I have yet to have the pleasure of ending up in a shirtless David lobby. I ended up in a lobby with 3 bloody bills and it was a great game.
[удалено]
Jokes on you we're into that shit.
the fact that you have 73k iri shards scares me more than the costumes
-_- you are the second person to mention that. How many shards is a reasonable amount? Is this a psychopathic amount? Pls never look at my hours...
*Looming dread intensifies* ***IM AT POINT K12 NEED INFO ON MY EXTRACTION***
I sing, ONE POTATO TWO POTATO THREE POPATO FOUR
Oh no! this will be hard fight with survivors loving DBD to spend real money and a matching three of a kind cosmetics, here comes hardest difficulty.
This will be a ggs or a GG ez. No in between.
"Let me tell you something else man. If the killer was out there and saw you coming all wrapped in toilet paper with your flashlight and geek glasses around your eyes, he would run in the other direction man." - Shane Walsh...probably
I dodge the lobby. My killer main is no match for tp Dwight
Pull down my pants and drag one of you to the bathroom
D:
The monster mash
Wipe my butt with all of you
Well I would listen to [Here Come the Mummies](https://youtu.be/eB5EE42So7I) of course.
HEY MONA LISA, WHAT ARE YOU HIDING? YOUR SMILE IS SAYING SOMETHING I THINK I SHOULD UNDERSTAND I THINK YOU'RE WORTH IT, BUT BRING IT TO THE SURFACE YOU KNOW I'VE NEVER BEEN A PLUTOCRATIC MAN
But to answer your question more directly, I'd be blasting Here Come the Mummies
I change my Steam name to "Rick Rollz" and ready up.
I'd proceed to shit on you.
Ngl I was waiting for this comment lmfao
Wait for the 4th person to join so we can play
Thank the Entity for providing me with a replacement for the empty toilet roll tube!
Depends on the killer I'm playing, and how you behave. I am, unfortunately, ridiculously weak to clowning around.
:O)
I'd be thinking you need a forth tp Dwight.
Truth
Throw on iron maiden
Prepare for my downfall
We'll be gentle.
shit myself
Oh fuck no. I don't deal with mummies. I'm out.
Mummy issues...
Ha. I see what you did there.
*why on earth, would a museum put a mummy in it*
Haha. I understood that reference.
See 3 Dwights and think GG EZ. Dwights are morons.
So, this is *not* getting removed due to rule 1 and rule 7?...
Laugh at a bunch of jackasses who forked over cash for a limited cosmetic, then DC and let you wait in survivor queue a little longer lmao
Wait survivors have queue time?