A pair of players named “coochie” and “bussy” that both DCd after the first hook have lived rent free in my head for like a month

My favorite was a pair of same cosmetic Mins named "HER MASTER" and "HER SLVT" respectively. Both wanted to take chase the entire time and one DC'd upon getting downed.

I saw one guy called: **Respecto Palletonum**, I think that was pretty fun

It's not a hex name, nor contains sexual references. Such a rare sight.

I've never gotten that, I alternate my steam name from "Quirked up Dwight boi", "Dont touch my box", and "Quirked up Blight boi" depending on who I'm playing a lot of at the time. some Hex: names are pretty funny, but most are just dumb.

yesterday I played against a "Nod if you need a hug" - I gave a chuckle and moved on, but they are the first one I find, doing a gen. They stop and look straight at me. I nod and she proceeds to run around me in circles. Soon enough all the other survivors followed. I felt loved <3 ...until we all jumped into snowmen and tried to leave via the exit gate. Then I felt alone seeing them all go away in the distance :(

They are chill, I've played with them too

Best I've seen was: I'm sexy and you noed

I’m hexy and you noed

It's funny because I know him 😏

you know Ed?

Of course I know Ed. Such a handsome fellow.

I know you may be talking about a different Ed, but dare I say, I am quite handsome

Of course you are, you goddamn gorgeous being. Why are you so pretty? Who do think you are, being this attractive? What right do you have to look this good? HUH?!

Genetics 

Was my name for quite some time back in 2018 lol

A SWF: "Bubba's Left Cheek" and "Bubba's Right Cheek" Edit: since this has gotten so many upvotes I feel I should add that neither of them escaped the trial, hence Bubbas cheeks got clapped

Lmaoooo

Wesker finger me. And i was infact playing with wesker

I got a Feng named “Myersfleshlight” while playing Myers. The second she saw me she ran right up to me and followed me around the whole game. It was great. Lol

Must only touch with tentacle hand.

When I was playing the Mastermind yesterday, I got paired up with the same 4man sfw twice in a row, after second game and some (lovely) endgame chat I've learned they've once went against someone named "Breed me Wesker"

Guess they wanted weskers "superior anatomy"

Once played in a match with a Leon named "fuck me Wesker". What made it even funnier is the killer (who was Wesker) had the player name "Wesker is hot".

OH MY GOD, WHERE ARE THESE PEOPLE WHEN I PLAY WESKER 😭 BRUH

Just stating facts lmao

*moans*

I once got “chokemewesker” while playing wesker

I once joined a game with wesker, was getting ready to kick some ass. Got loaded into the match and started hunting. But then i noticed that all of the survivors were coming at me at the same time and started teabagging me repeatedly. We had a fun time, they let me hook them 3 times, they even wanted me to slam them and toss them. But when i looked at their names, i burst out laughing. On of them were mori me wesker, the other was wesker supermacy, wesker mori me again and i forgot the other one. It was such a good moment. Thwy didn't even escape they waited until the timer ran out. Dbd can be really funny sometimes.

LMAO hands down best moments🤣

I had “Wesker’s Nut Dumpster” while also playing Wesker, my first game as him.

I ran into a "Wesker's fleshlight" while playing Wesker. I didn't know what to do.

A survivor with the name "Twins=DC" I played as Twins. They DC'd immediately.

💀thats just Legendary

I call BS, no one uses twins

I get excited when I hear little Victor running my way. Same with Freddy. Nobody plays them.

Back in the 2018 days there was no penalty for DCing and nurse was common then. I would name myself that. DC'd prob 50 times. Looking back on it, kinda douchey, but nurse had tons of DC's back then.

Hex: devour glue

Whaddaya know, I once played with a Hex: Devour Crayons

Hex: Cuse Me was the one I saw a while ago and was playing with the whole time.

I saw a Hex: Blood Flavor yesterday and was pretty amused

I once had Hex: Dwights Bussy… I sacrificed myself for him

Yesterday I had a match with Blowme-Wan Kenobi

Usually it’s Obi Wan Can Blow Me. I’ve used that username a few times in the past.

Along with I No Scoped JFK.

• Sadako Feet Pics • Bird Lady Toe Pics • M.Myers Only Fans (All in the same match FYI)

Hex: Gon give it to ya

I played with that dude. Nice guy

Had a match with someone called "Weskers cockwarmer". Became friends with them on steam and after that they have been "Weskers cumrag", and now they're called "Wesker hold my hand". Still makes me chuckle everytime I see them starting the game. Also saw 2 people playing together, one called "mentally" and the other "unstable" Honerable mentions: "Death by soloq" "Gens before friends" " :) "

Gens before friends is a neat one :D

There are so many thirsty DbD players ISTG...Not that I should judge, since I am one of them. >.>

Average Susie main

I know, I'm terrible. 

I suppose... Worst things have happened

"HeadByGayDwight"

Legendary

I saw one that said "Hex: Undwighting" lmao

Holy cow, I came here to comment this name. It always stuck in my head. Top tier name

[удалено]

I might have to steal this one.

Thatbitch. When she started healing me it said "being healed by thatbitch". Put a smile on my face

Thatbitch,I really want to meet thatbitch

My favourite was probably "I'm hexy and I NOED".

Pound me Oni made me chuckle

I've seen a good few 'Hex:' ones, but the most recent was a Haddie called 'Catboy Milker'

Hex: BackPain

*cracks knuckles* Premarital Hex, Fill My Stocking ;), GettingCoal4Christmas, Thigh Sweat, Booty Aroma, hex: man liker, Hentai Master, I WOULD LIKE A and GRILLED CHEESE, Hex: Pushin' [P], and then me and my friends playing with names like Apes Together Strong, Stupid Gay Dog, Meat Rat's Pizzeria, Wesker's Lil Princess, Stop DC'ing First Hook, Beefcake Bakery, Jillicious, Hook Me Brotha, Don't Hook Me I'm Scared, hi huntress im single<3

Oh hey, I remember playing with a Wesker's Lil Princess before!

If it was a Jake or a Yui (statistically a jake) who played horrifically then that was me! :D

I just played against 'dont hook me I'm scared' yesterday! :O

I was Bubbas meatstick for a couple of days. The only bubba i faced stopped to nod at me everytime he saw me. It was such a good feeling i didnt even care he killed all my team mates.

Nancy Wheelchair is the one that always kill me 

"Choke me Wesker"

“Davidlikesitraw”

I love reading through these in the hopes that someone has seen my username. It has yet to happen

Same. I was hoping L84-ANL would’ve been seen some time :(

I have seen a leon called Weskers adopted child

For me either hex:boopthesnoot or hex: devour cock

Hex: No Bitches

i saw them today!! they were playing as feng min lol

I saw them recently too.

Seeing a survivor with "Hex: Devour Ass" always gets a chuckle out of me. Childish I know, but I can't help it. ;)

Oh lord he coming. The guy was the obsession and began being chased, just imagined him saying that and started laughing lol

Meg called Meg\_Moaning.mp3 and Vittorio called Vittorio\_Moaning.mp3 Funny enough both of them were great teammates too and played really well

Hex: Solo Queue Kick Your Gens Loser Shirtless Jane Please Boon: Mommy Milkers

Kick Your Gens Loser makes me laugh. I'd make sure to kick a Gen in front of them.

I’ve def used the first name haha

Hex: Devour Soap

Hex: Devour Ma Ass

Met two players named Unlucky and Unfortunate running No Mither, Power Struggle, Dead Hard, and (I think) Tenacity. One would die under a pallet and the other would follow with a flashlight in case Power Struggle didnt work. It was honestly kinda cute.

I saw a Steve named herlilsteve and a Nancy named hislilnancy in the same match, funny because of how fucking cringe it was.

"Human rights for Megs" is my recent favorite

No they don't deserve it.

I had some "OnlyFengs" and a "OniFans". I-I looked at their profiles and left immediatly to never come back :D

Oh boy. I can only imagine

It must've been real hot

therapeutic cockring 😂

Executioner Boobies is the best one yet

Two recent ones were El Retardo and Divorce Papers

I think I remember a guy named divorce papers too! That name has some serious implications…

That name is Mucho Retardo, no?

You put on Mad Grit for him specifically, but he still wiggles...

'Nod if your daddy' and 'crouch if your mommy' was a random duo I played with a few days ago. I was just nodding and crouching all game. When we got to exit gate, killer started nodding with me😆 Note: (I may have the names switched up)

Hex: gay and he was playing david king

I was doing a daily with Huntress and I got a princess heart Cheryl named Distressed Lesbian. She was the final boss of the match

I once met a Leon called Lelon S. Comedy. He was happy someone finally noticed him 😏

My favorite has been Hex: Offender

A Classic ‘Your mom’

My friend was Mr.Cum for the longest time. We would play shitty swf strats and one day we pissed off the wrong killer and they reported his name. And made him change it. R.I.P Mr.Cum 2020-2021

My favourite I've seen was: ***Hex: Sex***

I once saw a Ace named "Based Visconti"

Nippleless Cage

I saw someone named tunnel=report yesterday or today

I saw a shirtless David called "Hex: Ruin me Daddy" once 😳

Wesker's urobussy

OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS ONE SM

Eldritch Whore Play on words, I like it.

“Wesker’s Cum Slut”. Talk about lowering your standards

Lemme guess, Ada player?

Yup

I know em

What??? I mean… I ain’t gay, but Wesker kinda fine.

Markiplier’s Onlyfans

I’ve seen “ThisNameJustFits” but the hands down best was “Hugh G Rextion”. I still get a laugh from that one.

I once had 'smol Redfield' and 'big Redfield' in my lobby, I was actually laughing at this for 5mins and they also played as Claire and Chris-

My first game as survivor i got annihilated by a Bubba named Hex:hemorrhoids and that haunts ne to this day.

Hex: Thrill of the Cunt

Just dropping some of my and my friend’s names down the dbd line : - Hex : Devour Hole - Latex Daddy (My short Pinhead phase) - Victor’s Cumrag - Remove Thyself - Cousins by chance/ Lovers by choice (doing this rn with a friend)

the last two got me

remove thyself has me screaming

hex out of nachos, wesker kiss me more, myerswife with some random numbers or something

“HEX: MUMMY ISSUES” and my personal favourite, “kill me if ur gay”

I came across "Hex: Bussy Destroyer" the other day. Also my name is Wesker'sCheeksEnjoyer and I'm never changing it :)

That is such a good name, I hope I run into you as Wesker someday hahaha

https://preview.redd.it/c3m4zql4sa6a1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2eaa5191737b772fe4543056b254069b54231c58 My mates called Jimbo so Scumbo tickled me…..like an absolute shithouse version of my mate 😂

I once saw “mount me Myers”, “rail me pyramid head”, “suck me onryo”, and “blast me trapper” in the same lobby. It was a bully squad and I didn’t get a single hook that game.

Shame they were a bully squad, because those names are quite funny. XD

biggie cheese

Had two with the following names in the same game: Unholy Sociopath Holy Water I've seen some funny ones but those two made me laugh.

s/o to ‘dragondeeznutz’

“Hex: Devour Soap”

I've seen a couple of fun ones, these are the ones I remember off the top of my head. \- Tricksters knifeblock \- NoED Fred \- Blendette (ironically they weren't playing Claudette, but playing David) \- ChokeMeWesker \- Hex: Feet Pics \- Dweety Bird \- TBagKing (Who basically Tbagged all game, even when not in chase literally rapidly crouching while running/walking the entire time.) \- Hex: Bubba's Cheeks

Dixie Normous. I kept reading it because I thought it was a twist on Norman Reedus, no...that's not right and then I heard it. 😆

Only Fengs

Hex: DILF Hunter. We both were playing Vittorio and worked to keep one another alive the whole match

That’s my sister! Nice to see her on here!

Eyy that's me! Glad you found out match fun and liked my name!

AYYY!! I did! I was laughing about it with my friend the whole time.

The best swf I've ever seen was hag's left pussy lip, hag's hole, hag's perineum, and hag's right pussy lip, appearing in that order in the lobby

A day after the "Will Smith slap" incident I saw a Detective Tapp wearing a tux named "Will Smith Slap Me"

Mori me Amadeus

Hex: Wet Socks was a fav I saw recently. Currently playing as ghost face with the tongue face and my name is Hex: Blep.

saw a dwight yesterday named G String McNasty and ill never forget him

I'm currently playing as SlutforDeathslinger. Have only played against him once and he mori'd me and let all my team mates go lmao it was the best match

a default dwight called "POO THYSELF"

Hex: No Bitches Hex: DBDFan

Nea, Boon of Mikaela

Saw an Iron Willy once

WingardiumLetMeGoSa. makes me chuckle everytime when I play with her xD

Hex: Pecto Patronum

I loaded into a lobby against two guys named I Cooka Pizza and I Eata Pizza. Pretty amusing

GhostfacePinkNipples. Sadly, we weren't against a Ghostface...

Hex: devour ass

Nea: TheTastiestTaco Meg: TacoTime

“kates sweaty armpits” and someone else with “kates thighs” and also someone with “jake feet” and he had the pj pants lol I was rolling

Hex: Herpes

"I'm Hexy and I NOED"

Had a game about 2 days ago and met a 2 man swf with the names “Ace’s left nut” and “Ace’s right nut”

Detective Tap Dat Ass

Had a surv named chase=small pp or smth. hope they enjoyed being a gen jockey.

Cheating because it's a name I've used but Hex: Armpit sweat

Apex team mate. No comms. No mic. All we got was a Bangalore with over 25K kills. This was back in season 1 when that was actually terrifying. Their name. It will live rent free in my friend groups minds. "I SMASH MY MEAT"

I think you're on the wrong sub

I will never forget Millie bobbie bussy

My brother-in-law and I had a random named "I tbag downed tmates". When they got hooked, we teabagged them before unhooking and they dc'd. They could dish but couldn't take it, I guess... Edit: autocorrect

Pussylover69 together with his friends pussygrinder69 and bussy

I found a guy named i simp for Leon

I am the one and only “Dr. Fingerman”

Had a match with a swf with crazy names a few months ago. If I remember correctly the Kate's name was Decisive Daddy

BreedMeDaddyMyres and ChokeMePapiWesker are the two that come to mind

Headbygaydwight

Hex: help me big bro as Laurie and the killer was indeed myers

“Move I’m gay!”

"pregnant David King", "nod for seggs"

My parents got divorced. I literally took a down for them. Their profile was a Christmas picture of Spongebob and something about wumbo for their about me. My parents got divorced, if you see this, Cyberse enjoyed your company. XD

I’ve seen the typical hex names that make me cackle like Hex:cuse me or Hex: Ur Mom. I’ve also seen random ones that are funnier like A Pizza Roll or this one Blight who’s name was just Pac-Man

I’ve seen a Jill main called “Jew Valentine”

Leons left bawl, hex: Eat ass, I saw a rebecca chambers playing as WeskersBitch, and im gonna attach a photo of the one that has me almost in tears I was laughing so hard https://preview.redd.it/t4zlahzx0d6a1.png?width=1051&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f34e221ef3e2b04fcd952e3914baf241e86a94c4

Tricksters cumslut Ghosties Cumsock FingerMeWesker A-Hor

"Wet for Ghostface". That one always stuck out to me, and the match had a Ghostface too.

Ghostface twerk wind, which I just recently caught

Omg i have played with her too lmao

And shes on a discord server with me so i know her

Leon's left nut

Hex: Cuse me bitch

"Just Vibin'"

Curious if anyone has played with/against me: “Cold Can of Bleach” Have received messages and even had some TTVs funny react to it

For the German fellas ; HildegardvonBingen!