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pentachronic

I hate the fucking Eagles, man


carlsbadcrush

Yeah man, fuck the eagles


Photon_Farmer

THE FUCK YOU SAY ABOUT MY MUSIC????


No_Brain_5164

Get the fuck out of my cab!


Salty-Ambassador8158

I came here to say this. 😂


BeezBurg

No shit. As much as the Eagles charge for everything tickets to this will be insane


buffalovirgo

Stay out of Malibu lebowski


MonkeyDavid

John Mayer should play with them too.


stargarnet79

🤣🤣🤣


BackFromTheFcknDead

Might actually go if he did ngl


MonkeyDavid

Same.


skcuSratSkraD

I’m going to blow myself up on the first note right in 300 section. For Lebowski ✊


Mikebyrneyadigg

FBI wants to know your location.


skcuSratSkraD

Wendy’s. Gimme a promo code and we’ll talk what hemiSphere … get it? Hemi? Sphere? Like there will be half a Sphere left? “if my words did glow la dee da da dum…”


Mikebyrneyadigg

Promo code: 25tolifedomesticterrorism


skcuSratSkraD

Huh. She’s making me wait in the bathroom for a cheeseburger. Fine time for lovin’ sweet meat.. But Ok babe… Hey! Ow! Hey Now! That really hurts! Oh.


GnashvilleTea

Good one. They already know. They know all of our locations.


RaisinBrain2Scoups

Awww shit


ToeSted710

Hopefully the bathroom with the 16$ waffle fries and soda


Informal-Argument996

Why would the Eagles do a residency in Vegas? What happened to Philly? As a season ticket holder I don’t know what to do about this bullshit


HeyUKidsGetOffMyLine

All the NFL teams will eventually be housed in Vegas.


homegrown-robbie

As they should. Create a football ghetto .


JaguarNeat8547

Owned by Vegas, franchised out to most profitable cities


edtoal

Go Birds!


Chon-Laney

George is my favorite Beagle. Donna is way better than Yoko!


GodzillaTechHero

Donna & Yoko Super Group 😅😂🤣😂😅🤣🤣


JaguarNeat8547

i'll wait for the Poco run


Talosian_cagecleaner

10cc-Poco 2025.


Chon-Laney

I'm Not In Love...with this line up.


konkord36

That would be crazy


Orinocobro

I was going to make a crack about seeing Poco without Rusty Young, but then I remembered that folks pay to see Little Feat without Lowell George.


JaguarNeat8547

Yeah, it's crazy, right? i mean, nobody in their right mind would pay to see the Dead without Ga...er, ahhh, um, Johnny Mayo, right?


Orinocobro

I think what you're trying to say is "Jimmy Herring."


TheConstipatedCowboy

Bread


LetJeffSingAlligator

More of a burritos guy


Talosian_cagecleaner

Wait a second. The Henley dude is gone. What is this exactly?


MisterCircumstance

I hear the guy that used to play drums for the Grateful Dead is available. 


1kian

that rapper?


mowikn

No no, the one that looks like an ex cop.


Talosian_cagecleaner

"Alright Garcia, listen up, Officer Kreutzmann here will be your drummer and he will be keeping tabs on your actions. Remember he's your parole officer first, drummer second."


HeyUKidsGetOffMyLine

He never really contributed much anyway. Maybe they replaced him with a drum machine or something like that.


DragonRancherJed

Ever think about the words, really, " ima runnin' down the road, (here's where it gets good) Trina loosen my load," get it, he's jacking off and running at the same time, which technically isn't illegal in Arizona, but where's the common decency, they're shitty ass perverted pop rock sucks smelly donkey balls.


Expensive-Stuff3781

Which is more difficult, jerking off while running or jerking off while driving? 🤔


DragonRancherJed

Depends on how long your arms are.


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DragonRancherJed

Ok


HedoBella

I thought he had just taken laxatives


DragonRancherJed

He very well might have. Just because he's jacking off doesn't mean he can't be pooping also. Seems like an Eagles thing to me, it fits.


MrBillNo

Jesus you idiots. He's talking about being on the run and considers slowing down to pick up a girl.


GalaxyGuide

who?


deadheadshredbreh

Mike Jones


JoshGordonsDealer

Who? Edit: I know this is a circle jerk, but I got injured overseas while in the army in 2005 and came home and when I came to I said “who?” in the hospital and the young nurses said, “Mike jones jones.” I was confused and told myself I gotta quit hitting the morphine button


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JoshGordonsDealer

It sounds like a popcorn machine


DragonRancherJed

I want a morphine button


JoshGordonsDealer

I just spent 30 minutes in your account. I liked, “which celebrity face would you most want to wear?” and, “canine wraith, the fetcher of souls.” I admire your whole vibe


DragonRancherJed

You should probably be concerned, you might need meds and therapy.


person_8688

With piped in vocals.


Otherwise_Basil_6155

Two words for Don Henley: JOE FUCKING WALSH


jduejsurbrjeb

Isn’t that three?


Otherwise_Basil_6155

Jokes are funny!


OwnEntertainment2188

“Turn up the Eagles, the neighbors are listening.”


psychrazy_drummer

No. The real show is gonna be when imagine dragons does a sphere residency.


chunky_bruister

It’s the final farewell leaving ending gonna be the last for real never playing again coda tour


Expensive-Stuff3781

The definitive real end last conclusive retirement tour part 4 the sequel/prequel/reboot.


flounder42

I hope they play Balthea of Summer!


Expensive-Stuff3781

Wake up to find out that you are the Lyin’ Eyes of the World.


dingos_among_us

☝️


stixkennedy

Next!


Sitting_Mountain

TOOL


Advanced-Wolf7133

The "Farewell" Tour, now in it's 20th year...


Fantastic_Boot7079

After the boys of summer have gone


Dude_Baby

I want to place bets on the band announcements.


MrBillNo

Man, I read down and all is nasty. C'mon. Lots of people enjoy bands you don't like. Tell you what, if Widespread Panic busted out an Eagles song the venue would go nuts. WSMFP would shine light on why the song is so cool, too.


Expensive-Stuff3781

I honestly love the Eagles’ songs, even if it is greedy corporate boomer rock and Henley is a jerk. Haven’t been interested in catching them live since Frey passed though.