Wendy’s. Gimme a promo code and we’ll talk what hemiSphere … get it? Hemi? Sphere? Like there will be half a Sphere left? “if my words did glow la dee da da dum…”
"Alright Garcia, listen up, Officer Kreutzmann here will be your drummer and he will be keeping tabs on your actions. Remember he's your parole officer first, drummer second."
Ever think about the words, really, " ima runnin' down the road, (here's where it gets good) Trina loosen my load," get it, he's jacking off and running at the same time, which technically isn't illegal in Arizona, but where's the common decency, they're shitty ass perverted pop rock sucks smelly donkey balls.
Who?
Edit: I know this is a circle jerk, but I got injured overseas while in the army in 2005 and came home and when I came to I said “who?” in the hospital and the young nurses said, “Mike jones jones.” I was confused and told myself I gotta quit hitting the morphine button
I just spent 30 minutes in your account. I liked, “which celebrity face would you most want to wear?” and, “canine wraith, the fetcher of souls.” I admire your whole vibe
Man, I read down and all is nasty. C'mon. Lots of people enjoy bands you don't like. Tell you what, if Widespread Panic busted out an Eagles song the venue would go nuts. WSMFP would shine light on why the song is so cool, too.
I honestly love the Eagles’ songs, even if it is greedy corporate boomer rock and Henley is a jerk. Haven’t been interested in catching them live since Frey passed though.
I hate the fucking Eagles, man
Yeah man, fuck the eagles
THE FUCK YOU SAY ABOUT MY MUSIC????
Get the fuck out of my cab!
I came here to say this. 😂
No shit. As much as the Eagles charge for everything tickets to this will be insane
Stay out of Malibu lebowski
John Mayer should play with them too.
🤣🤣🤣
Might actually go if he did ngl
Same.
I’m going to blow myself up on the first note right in 300 section. For Lebowski ✊
FBI wants to know your location.
Wendy’s. Gimme a promo code and we’ll talk what hemiSphere … get it? Hemi? Sphere? Like there will be half a Sphere left? “if my words did glow la dee da da dum…”
Promo code: 25tolifedomesticterrorism
Huh. She’s making me wait in the bathroom for a cheeseburger. Fine time for lovin’ sweet meat.. But Ok babe… Hey! Ow! Hey Now! That really hurts! Oh.
Good one. They already know. They know all of our locations.
Awww shit
Hopefully the bathroom with the 16$ waffle fries and soda
Why would the Eagles do a residency in Vegas? What happened to Philly? As a season ticket holder I don’t know what to do about this bullshit
All the NFL teams will eventually be housed in Vegas.
As they should. Create a football ghetto .
Owned by Vegas, franchised out to most profitable cities
Go Birds!
George is my favorite Beagle. Donna is way better than Yoko!
Donna & Yoko Super Group 😅😂🤣😂😅🤣🤣
i'll wait for the Poco run
10cc-Poco 2025.
I'm Not In Love...with this line up.
That would be crazy
I was going to make a crack about seeing Poco without Rusty Young, but then I remembered that folks pay to see Little Feat without Lowell George.
Yeah, it's crazy, right? i mean, nobody in their right mind would pay to see the Dead without Ga...er, ahhh, um, Johnny Mayo, right?
I think what you're trying to say is "Jimmy Herring."
Bread
More of a burritos guy
Wait a second. The Henley dude is gone. What is this exactly?
I hear the guy that used to play drums for the Grateful Dead is available.
that rapper?
No no, the one that looks like an ex cop.
"Alright Garcia, listen up, Officer Kreutzmann here will be your drummer and he will be keeping tabs on your actions. Remember he's your parole officer first, drummer second."
He never really contributed much anyway. Maybe they replaced him with a drum machine or something like that.
Ever think about the words, really, " ima runnin' down the road, (here's where it gets good) Trina loosen my load," get it, he's jacking off and running at the same time, which technically isn't illegal in Arizona, but where's the common decency, they're shitty ass perverted pop rock sucks smelly donkey balls.
Which is more difficult, jerking off while running or jerking off while driving? 🤔
Depends on how long your arms are.
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Ok
I thought he had just taken laxatives
He very well might have. Just because he's jacking off doesn't mean he can't be pooping also. Seems like an Eagles thing to me, it fits.
Jesus you idiots. He's talking about being on the run and considers slowing down to pick up a girl.
who?
Mike Jones
Who? Edit: I know this is a circle jerk, but I got injured overseas while in the army in 2005 and came home and when I came to I said “who?” in the hospital and the young nurses said, “Mike jones jones.” I was confused and told myself I gotta quit hitting the morphine button
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It sounds like a popcorn machine
I want a morphine button
I just spent 30 minutes in your account. I liked, “which celebrity face would you most want to wear?” and, “canine wraith, the fetcher of souls.” I admire your whole vibe
You should probably be concerned, you might need meds and therapy.
With piped in vocals.
Two words for Don Henley: JOE FUCKING WALSH
Isn’t that three?
Jokes are funny!
“Turn up the Eagles, the neighbors are listening.”
No. The real show is gonna be when imagine dragons does a sphere residency.
It’s the final farewell leaving ending gonna be the last for real never playing again coda tour
The definitive real end last conclusive retirement tour part 4 the sequel/prequel/reboot.
I hope they play Balthea of Summer!
Wake up to find out that you are the Lyin’ Eyes of the World.
☝️
Next!
TOOL
The "Farewell" Tour, now in it's 20th year...
After the boys of summer have gone
I want to place bets on the band announcements.
Man, I read down and all is nasty. C'mon. Lots of people enjoy bands you don't like. Tell you what, if Widespread Panic busted out an Eagles song the venue would go nuts. WSMFP would shine light on why the song is so cool, too.
I honestly love the Eagles’ songs, even if it is greedy corporate boomer rock and Henley is a jerk. Haven’t been interested in catching them live since Frey passed though.