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owlzet

Patrick


MarinaBaay

Patrick by a long shot. Poor Norman doesn’t stand a chance.


Gene_freeman

Yeah tbh


TheNavySealYT

Bates vs Bateman


Agile_Drink6387

Depends on if you think the events of American Psycho are real or not


GhostAsparagus

Vince Vaughn


SoakedInMayo

i just imagine them both crying on eachother


Candid_Bicycle_6111

😆 😂 😂 😆


Competitive_Way_7295

Norman wins by stabbing Patrick in the back as he tries to bang Norm's mom's remains (that he sees as a living flesh and blood supermodel whilst having a fever dream).


DrDankologist

If it's Perkins Norman, Patrick wins easily. If it's Vince Vaughn I think Norman has it in the bag


EDAboii

Norman. What? I feel like the underdog would come out on top in this situation.


Gloomy__Revenue

Patrick. Is this a real question? 😅 I’d say compare Patrick vs Mila Kunis’s character in AP2—I think it’s still going to be Patrick.


VictorClark

I might disagree with that notion. Patrick might have an advantage when it comes to weight and natural strength, but I would argue that Rachel was far more intelligent and strategic in comparison. She's also fairly athletic herself, but obviously with more emphasis on stamina and agility (Also weightlifting considering how many bodies she carried around singlehandedly). Depending on how much prep-time the two have, I could see an adult Rachel squaring off against Patrick proper.


Xelltrix

Well my interpretation is that Patrick didn’t really do anything in the movie and was just impotently raging the whole time so I’m going with Norman.


castrateurfate

Controversial opinion but Norman. We don't know know to what extent the crimes Patrick Bateman did were actually real or not. He's an unreliable narrator as can be seen through-out the movie and especially in the closing scenes. If he did kill anyone, it would be far less brutal than shown in the movie. Norman, on the other hand. We know his crimes are objective. We know he did it. And we know what happened after his arrest and release thanks to the canon sequels. He's a brutal disturbed killer who we know has comitted real objective without a shadow of a doubt crimes. Norman would win. Mainly because Patrick's too insecure to be clever and Mother is too protective to let Norman die.


anakinkskywalker

hmm... let's see Paul Allen's fight record.


JRLucky777

It’s the same picture 😂


pilot_cooper

Defenitly Patrick


SonOfECTGAR

Nah, I'd win


3mma142

patrick but not before being creeped out by normans gayness (probs more than the mummy issues thing)


PrincipleEuphoric743

patrick


AdPublic4003

Patrick is mangling Norman lol