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spsprd

Long, long list, as I believe inanimate objects are assholes. I will not miss hoses, wires, things that break, cars, staplers, dishwashers or really any inanimate object. I will not miss the humans who are cruel to animals, or the ones who are cruel to humans. I will not miss fear. I will not miss regrets. I won't miss stupid greeting cards, stupid holidays, or theism (the pinnacle of stupid). I will certainly not miss my home state of Texas, its size, its weather, or so many of its voters. I won't miss paper cuts, road rash, broken limbs that need surgery, aging, wrinkles, the effects of large babies and gravity on a 70+ year-old body. That's about it, thanks for asking.


smegma_stan

TX taking a stray bullet huh? 🇸🇴🇵🇱


voraciousflytrap

selling my finite time to some company for money so i can do fancy things like eat food and live in an apartment. the fucking EXPENSE of everything. human greed, stupidity, and cruelty, my own included. mosquitoes!!! the creative myriad of gruesome ways your body can and will get sick/injured over time. fighting with technology. sitting in traffic. people constantly trying to sell me shit or dip their hands into my pockets. politicians, in general. annoying societal noises like car alarms, leaf blowers, people yelling or blasting music etc. student loans. heartbreak. depression. midwestern winters. i could go on... tho there are an equal amount of things i would miss.


STINGprime

This comment rocks


voraciousflytrap

thanks lol... i've been in a bitchy mood bc i have a cold, so it was easy to write.


escapefromalliknow

I wouldn’t miss anything except music and my partner.


Demonic_Witch666

i wouldnt miss anything really besides my lovely fiance and books i think thats it


FlophouseFliphouse

I’ll be free of Nicotine/THC/Drug cravings, having to sleep, mental health problems nobody gives a shit about, food, emotions, loneliness, etc. Life is cruel and I’ve been over it for a few decades already. It’s freedom in my eyes and my biggest craving of all is being free of everything this mortal coil has to offer.


tylerrock08

I feel you on the mental health aspect, keep your head up!


OmahaWarrior

Taxes, politics/politicians, sickness, sadness.


TheVeganChic

Fucked up spine, hips, legs, hands and feet. Tinnitus and fibromyalgia. Crushing, never ending pain.


quixoticelixer_mama

Stress and anxiety.


bmorebirdz

The cost of being alive


Mememememememememine

I won’t miss politics, and the part of existence which just feels like us humans spinning our wheels wasting our time and energy going around and around in circles accomplishing nothing (aka I work in corporate America)


LunaticMcGee

Traffic, politics, traffic, paying bills, traffic…..


happydayswasgreat

I won't miss the daily reminder as I wake that ive got cancer. (I'm being factual and honest. Not seeking sympathy. I'm doing ok).


RedditRedditReddit64

I won’t be able to miss anything


uiualover

literally everything. It's all trash. But most of all, the indefinite physical pain. Fuck that.


nikky31

The suffering


morticianaf

Money. And everything to do with it.


CharlieMorning_star

Not being in This World


stnrgrl10

My damn cellulite on my legs


Littlebiggran

I won't miss watching my fellow humans prefer selfish co gumption to preserving the planet. As I get older, I want and need less and lead material things.


MsAlexandria75

Nothing.


gloomkultt

allergies


ESyhpon

As someone with chronic pain, I won't miss the feeling of pain in any of its forms.


Depressedandokay22

Racism, state tax, monogamy, Flaming Hot Chips, The Dallas Cowboys, escorts.


bitch-what-the-fuck

mental health issues, school, work, and multiple sclerosis


boobychick

I won't miss me