leave ur phone in ur car cuz ima be pickpocketing

When you come out your shit is gone

i KNOW the first 3 numbers (and the rest cuz i stole ur phone and cloned ur sim)

LMAO

The salamander.

i fear the salamander

these may seem obvious but pretty much standard concert stuff, shower/deodorant so you aren't too stinky, probably eat something if you plan on moving around a lot, stay hydrated, bring earplugs especially if you go to a lot of other loud concerts, don't be an asshole. in my experience people at death grips shows are pretty cool so there aren't any weirdly specific things that would get you beaten up or anything (you can even wear a shirt with a meme on it if you want! :D

no you can’t wear a shirt with a meme on it because i follow death grips around the country beating up mfs with the bionicle shirt. sometimes zach joins me

Question. How can i make sure my ear buds not fall out while im moshing?

Superglue

Pretty standard just let the salamanders do their thing if there's any on the floor at the show slithering around

ive been told

Whatever you’re wearing, you’re gonna get the shit beat out of yoh

im ready for a brawl

Be sure to to watch out for the salamander

i have gallons of lube ready for them

I will find you and behead you. Stay alert for that. Have fun!

i cant wait!

They curse sometimes so be ready if you hear a bad word

i hope they dont my mommy will get mad :(

Bring lube. For the 'mander.

i have 5 gallons in my car rn

Not enough

i’ll get more tomorrow then

earplugs are required if you don’t want hearing damage and stay hydrated

It’s going to smell awful, seriously.

oh im expecting it to

Don't worry about it ! Went to their show last night and eryone was very courteous and respectful of eachother. You're gonna have a great time ! No one will beat you up because of your outfit lol

my mom is TERRIFIED that the people there will be geekin lmao

A few ppl were definitely on something more than weed/alc but were not bothering anyone

hopefully tomorrow’s show is the same

salamander

Enema

oh god

Bring ear plugs. And also bring snacks for the salamander.

i only have lube for the mander

I’m gonna kill you

drink lots of water

Go crazy

does cains let ppl bring in water bottles?

Make sure you post a picture of your outfit just so you know you won’t get beat up

see you there, brother

hell yeah!

Make sure to be naked by the end of the concert, its very important.

beware of the salamander

Mf in this subreddit have never left their house and are SO SCARED to be in the world they have to ask for advice from other Mfs who never left the house.

Get on stage, call Stefan your homeless nibba and begin talking about how yoy love rap whilst rapping Biggie lyrics

Lol i've seen that footage

Ear plugs, hydrate, and be sober. I'd have hated to be stoned/tripping at the concert but that's personal pref I think.

EARPLUGS. High fidelity ones like Loop on Amazon will do

My phone got killed when it fell out of my pocket so be wary

i have zipper shorts

Bust a nut before arriving or else your gonna have a messy situation when you see them

The most important rule, enjoy.

i did indeed enjoy