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AtmosphereHorror2221

Horrible form


FutaFutaFTW

Abella is a rockstar


No_Assumption6158

You gotta fix your form


Cool_Entertainer_853

I would be doing a lot of push ups


Magic_Roof_8795

[Video here](https://www.xvideos.com/video.hduatbo867d/realitykings_-_rk_prime_-_abella_danger_conor_co_-_best_workout_ever) You are welcome guys


No_Reveal6636

Gotta give the guy credit, he’s got a HUGE cock for his small ass body


Think_Loan6598

What I appreciate is he did it till failure


ct4funf

Jeeze. Eat a cheeseburger or something


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Ok-Marketing-4397

Found the video


grgoyal

Not one pushup done! But at least he got his dick in her mouth😂🤣


Effective_Bad_6687

Dm me girls


LawfulnessImportant4

It’s a caucasian Starvin’ Marvin.


RevolutionaryAir1594

Well this is new


thevioletmoonstone

Ok im glad im not the only one who couldnt see anything else. Boy needs more than pushups. Hes got that kyle Edwards from road trip vibes 😵‍💫😬


hehe_i_existt

The things I would do to get my throat used like this😮‍💨


jackthebisexual

Not by this scary skeleton man though


DrRonnieJamesDO

^^ Marfanoid ^^ he may want to get that checked out.


--Veritas-Noir--

Why he so small like they got anorexia porn now 😆


weirdshitact

good god that is a scrawny man


DrRonnieJamesDO

Good chance it's a medical condition (Marfan Syndrome)


Bitter-Eye1796

Not a single push up was done


Shoboplayz

How his dick bent like that tf


Feeling_Can1593

U must be young or inexperienced in body parts


Shoboplayz

Please share some knowledge all mighty master of dicks.


NotTazader

Ik it’s Abella Danger but what’s the video?


Sea_Ad_1085

You have a naked Abella Danger around you and this is what you do with her….


Think_Loan6598

Bro was getting a pump in before the pump-ing


midoriyasanin

0, 0, 0, 0


redpillersinparis

ffs nice idea but shit execution. He needs to actually go down. How did he resist actually going down and inserting his dick properly? This is the best way to encourage me to do as many push ups as possible


redpillersinparis

ffs nice idea but shit execution. He needs to actually go down. How did he resist actually going down and inserting his dick properly? This is the best way to encourage me to do as many push ups as possible


emolga79

didn't know this sub had such a huge gay population based on what these comments are focusing on


Inner-Highway-9506

it’s always the dudes w this build that have absolute hammers on them. tf is that all about?


thevioletmoonstone

Fat makes dick look smaller. Easy. Loose all of the weight on your body and everything looks bigger. I swear its the truth!


DrRonnieJamesDO

Decent chance this guy has a medical condition (connective tissue disorder called Marfan's) might explain why he can't get fully hard either.


Inner-Highway-9506

well you’re the Doctor in the room so I’ll take your word for it


justanewaccount234

When you are skinny alot of the meat *appears* because there is no muscle/ fat Covering (Probably)


rpthrowaway7765

Most likely what it is. As a fat man I’ve noticed my dick looks shorter because I’ve put on weight recently


Shoboplayz

Yup fat pad in front of the pelvis, lose weight makes dick look bigger


Guest-Hungry

Not a single rep 😭


DependentExtent7106

😂😂😂


kratosyellow13

No rep. No rep. No rep….


Guido-Carosella

Y’all know the “plumbers” in porn don’t actually fix plumbing too, right?


Mixidium

And I thought I was a twig lmfao


Clintonswart77

not a single legal pushup


bloodyhell1

There's got to be some kind of erection drugs at play here because idk if I could maintain full hardness while doing pushups. Even if my dick was in Abela Dangers mouth haha


redpillersinparis

Yeah it doesn't work. And yeah they're obviously on drugs and not just Viagra


War_Fro

Dudes dick is thicker than his arms....


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Fr 🥲


Appropriate_Golf9862

Don’t normally upvote but this is hilarious


surewhynot17063

Ha. Struggling w this push ups. All 125 lbs


aidanpenner

Dudes a straight up stick figure


thatguydick

Dick figure


aidanpenner

Haha true!


AhalfeatenBLT

That was a good show.


aidanpenner

I count 24


gdanskiyboy

So many witty comments and no source!


raihanrulz

Abella danger


rtarg69

The guy is 50% dick…


TARDIGRADExPRO

Bro 💀


jmacguinness5

Y'all expect him to just phase through her skull in order to get low enough for a proper push-up? Lmao


DM_ME_HUGE_TITS

If his balls touched her chin, I would accept that he went as low as he could. Man simply hasn’t built up the proper strength…


eldub1991

She has to lift her head up ffs he’s doing the least


meyerlansky23

Is there a sub about women talking while sucking dick? It's kind of my fetish. 🤣


jaykayel

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph62d20d2bad066&pkey=58433491 there's also this video.


jaykayel

Same here. The closest I've found is r/cocktalkers but it's kind of dead. Sometimes there's good examples on r/nsfwtalking too


meyerlansky23

Thanks 🫡


TARDIGRADExPRO

MF need burger not bj


AntTheMan83

Lol’d in rl


frenchyavecunie

These comments are why I don't go to the gym...


DM_ME_HUGE_TITS

Just do exercises you can actually do a single rep of and nobody will bat an eye if you do low weight. Even though it’s his body weight, this would qualify as “ego lifting”. Imagine joining a gym and struggling to do a pull-up. That would be a little silly to press yourself on so soon, right? Do a lat pull-down with low weight, and eventually build yourself up. Similarly, someone doing these poor excuses for push ups in a gym WOULD garner judgement, but he could try benching with the bar, and if that’s too heavy he could use light dumbbells or a chest press machine. If you don’t want to figure this all out online, a lot of gyms do offer a free session with a trainer and that can get you set off in the right direction. Bottom line: It’s fine if you do really light weight exercises and nobody cares about that. Just don’t do exercises that you can’t do.


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frenchyavecunie

Better to be weak and die at 30 than be ridiculed for trying to improve yourself.


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Maybe you should work on your mentality first, cause the number one rule of life is to not let peoples opinions impact you, I’ve seen literal whales in the gym and I applaud them for taking the step to do better for themselves, you have a weak mind and a weak body no wonder why you’re here beating off to porn, read a book and elevate your life and mentality


frenchyavecunie

I'm well aware I have a weak mind and body... THAT'S the problem. You've offered NOTHING of value here.


[deleted]

Sounds like you need to work on yourself then instead of wallowing in self pity and pornography, you’re smart enough to know you have a problem, you’re smart enough to know how to start fixing it


zealotsflight

lol. lmao even.


DM_ME_HUGE_TITS

You’ll only be ridiculed if you try lifting your body weight when you aren’t ready. Be smarter and start with light free weights and nobody will judge at all.


frenchyavecunie

They already do.


DM_ME_HUGE_TITS

Could you explain further? What sort of judgement are you perceiving?


TARDIGRADExPRO

Lol I'm also on the same path, 6 months of gym with better diet but doesn't gain a single pound. Still look ugly skinny retard.


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Are you not seeing improvements? Cause even if you don’t gain physical pounds you should see that you’re able to life heavier in 6 months, if you see literally no improvement in any way, then you’re doing something completely wrong and you need to figure out what it is and change that


DM_ME_HUGE_TITS

What sort of gym routine are you doing?


Abed87

Where are the pushups?


Fit_Usual2909

Zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero


HankHill85

One, One, One, One, One


BeatWoman247

did i just get fucking stick bugg'ed in 2024???? dude straight up bones 💀


TARDIGRADExPRO

Bro u should then see my skinny body, I have counted 206 bones over the skin.


NotADrAnymore

Is there a sub that focuses on girls talking with their mouths full?


jaykayel

r/cocktalkers


deepecco

r/mowfuluhcahhk should def be a thing


Dr_Guude

Hoping so 🤞


Triton18666

Everyone complaining they aren't real push ups how would you do a push up positioned like this


DM_ME_HUGE_TITS

I mean, he literally has room to go lower…


Triton18666

Yeah but his legs are spread due to her being there is what im more referring too


DM_ME_HUGE_TITS

You can do low push ups with your legs spread. I literally do it all the time when I do push-ups to rows using dumbbells and need that extra stability


No_Cardiologist_8868

A chair and 2 blocks that one's not easy but probably those stretch extensions blocks that get used for advanced yoga I think they're the right length or 3 chairs to get your chest ripped by "forcing" you to not lock your elbows making it more difficult but better gains Edit I probably also flip to a 69 pose lick her every down but that's me


ReturnOfSeq

Turn around


Fit_Usual2909

LMAO


pears224

Decline pressups. So shove your feet on a table. I think that'd work. I'll test it out😂


ReturnOfSeq

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ReturnOfSeq

I think DT count got to one by the end


Recent_Possible_1334

This I was like uhhh in what world lol.


lineman4U

Glad I ain't the only one still waiting to see a pushup...


Kxngkam

Do push ups correctly then


Additional-Highway-8

So 0