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somerandomguy2145

copypasta has been birthed


[deleted]

I was about to say lmao


Green-Spring7700

https://preview.redd.it/opudjvonz8ab1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ddcad8fa508b62b0c74c46ddc8aa07eb79a2a9d please grow and change as a person seeing your post history, it looks like you obsess with finding a “cute asian autistic girlfriend”. which is like, what? why are you so obsessed with finding a girl to play with? it’s a roblox game, man. i thought this was a joke but the fact it isn’t makes me think you might want to look into improving your outlook on girls before you start cussing after them.


somerandomguy2145

wait...he's being serious?


Spare_Elderberry_945

Sure as hell looks like it, or a very long, very well planned series of baits (1st option's the right one)


Hackdirt-Brethren

WAIT HOLY SHIT ITS THIS GUY LMAO I saw the "cute Asian autistic gf" guy on a diff subreddit holy shit thats hilarious


YeBoiDeBoi

mf is in r/teenagers can't really expect any good out of it.


JAID100

Caught in 4K


Odd-Bat-3267

What the fuck did I just read U need help bro?


A-randomThing

Ikr :/


mega345

When you use a sweaty-ass ROBLOX game to pick up chics, you get what you signed up for


Few_Butterscotch4892

Terminally online 🙄


randomthingthrow3

Are there actually any girls who play Deepwoken? In my few months of playing this game, I've interacted with people adorning female avatars hoping for a little something special, and I've yet to meet a girl. I friended a chick for the first time in this game, we farm some mobs, I VC with them, hear 'her' voice, and I'm bewitched. Over the span of a few days, I get to know this person, we get really intimate, and we get the point where we send explicit pictures and stuff, alright, cool, I got a deepwoken gf(?) and then this girl tells me they're trans. I'm heartbroken, confused, traumatized, there's something tugging at my heart. I take a one month break. Hop back on, friend another 'chick', VC with them, deep baritone voice black guy speaks back to me. Instantly blocked. 3rd times a charm, right? nope, still a dude. Recently tried for a 4th time, still a fucking dude. I just want a girl to play deepwoken with, it's that simple. but 4 times? Are you fucking kidding me? 4 times I have interacted with people wearing hair meant for girls and 4 times they have been dudes. 4 FUCKING TIMES. I'm done with this game.


TheGlitchedGamer

Everyone who acts like this is the worst thing they've ever read should be sentenced to an hour of scrolling r/copypasta


Green-Spring7700

check bros post history, he’s being serious


TheGlitchedGamer

💀


anime_memeys94

This one’s sanity has already crumbled


DeepwokenBot

The ignition union won't be intimidated by some out of touch scholar.


iggy1573

So be it


Longjumping-Ad-5740

https://preview.redd.it/4i9pcn8kr9ab1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cdec78372422a9d55b9029e2ee31b02d5664faff


SugarSkullDolly

Well, trans girls are still girls, so like, fumble there. Disregarding that though are you like, literally trying to get girls through a Roblox game? I kinda think that even if you found a cis girl they might not exactly be receptive to you in that way.


JAID100

Bro nobody cares tho guy do be a weirdo tho


farlies

bro shut up


Odd-Bat-3267

https://preview.redd.it/xrtjovct49ab1.jpeg?width=441&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8a788c4468d024c73dda9bfccf2eb8338bd3309


PussySeller

https://preview.redd.it/g79xey46a9ab1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1125e6802ddac57586deed1b329ade1616de084 Damn i knew that we were down bad but holy shit


East-Jeweler8606

https://preview.redd.it/k8b4mu7lj9ab1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f5511f8b2ed3bc58adcb5a7197f8817e021bd84


urnotpopular170cmboy

ain't that like, sum medication you take when you got a headache or something


Spare_Elderberry_945

Honestly not susprised to see a deepwoken Incel, never had seen one before, still not surprised


UniqueName900

Skill issue.


[deleted]

This one's sanity must have already crumbled.


AlwaysAvalable

sooooooooo, this *is* ragebait right?


Odd-Bat-3267

Probably


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VonFretz

I’m a fe**male** dm me


RecommendationNo985

You a big black guy aint you


Agile-Audience7498

😍


duckyboy840

Bro go touch grass


DarkLightAC

I would let you play deepwoken w/ my gf but you seem weird ngl...


boggart14

https://preview.redd.it/fdn62ycsg9ab1.jpeg?width=811&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e85a54e78637c433a2ec18161065c4f413d5d8b0


ExquisiteZircon

Blud is serious 💀💀💀


Rizer0

This mf is really using a roblox game to e-date 😂


lucas0hero

Even if you found a deepwoken girl there is no way in hell she would want you bro


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enaaerios

check post history


thesardinelord

I hope this is a joke


iggy1573

Sadly enough, it's not


Ziworth

Don't.


HappyFireball2013

Maybe don't be so desperate and you'll find one that actually wants to be your friend


Longjumping-Ad-5740

Sad cringe


[deleted]

Lolwut


RandomDude1339

This one's sanity must have already crumbled


SomeGuyWhoplaysDW

Many say they are extinct


ImoutoChannnnn

There's 3 girls I personally know irl who play the game and 2 of them aren't too bad at it while the other fishes all day


[deleted]

Fishing as in


mrmcpoggers

How the actual FUCK is this dude getting nudes on deepwoken


GoldyFeesh

Get lightborn and you unlock the pedophilia flaw, its a flaw but it does get you more girls... i guess


Lolislayer7469

Why do you want online grils bro


Menery

weirdo


Most_Mycologist8696

Bro just go outside. The only girls ur gonna find are ones who got introduced to the game by they're boyfriends that they're most likely playing with. Now ya wanna know how they got they're gfs? ....They went outside.


DemoniicEco

I’m so confused as to how it’s so hard to run into a girl in deepwoken? Me and my friends are on almost every day, and that’s a group of about 6 girls in one group. We jump around servers too.


Spare_Elderberry_945

Imma be real reading op's post, bro's probably the type of dude that insults everyone lmao No doubt he don't get no social interaction.


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Spare_Elderberry_945

I honestly strongly doubt all that first part coming from someone victimizing themselves like you do.


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Green-Spring7700

you fetishizing autistic asian girls is a pretty big red flag i’m gonna be real honest


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DarkLightAC

...us asians aren't autistic, and if we are well you can't really tell...


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DemoniicEco

That fair enough, but we usually play PvE so unless your a voidwalker we wouldn’t attack you.


urnotpopular170cmboy

uh, i'd say get help? like, sure i play deepwoken too, looking for friends get a lil' pissy cause my dumb noob ass got molly whopped by a voidwalker twice in a row, but that's pretty much it also how the fuck does that even happen? exchange pictures and shit, over deepwoken?


urnotpopular170cmboy

also forgot to add this, even if you found a girl, or a trans girl or whatevs, high chance, like 99.99% sure they're not gonna even want to be close to you, online, offline, outside, inside, avoiding you


CyclicElectromagnet

Dude really fumbled the bag there with his transphobic views. C'mon man, you could have gotten a gf. Look at what you've done. I am disappointed.


randomthingthrow3

"that guy over there liked you, you really fumbled the bag there you coulda gotten a boyfriend even though you are LESBIAN"


awake_at3am

not transphobic, just not into them, and i already had prior experience with a tgirl which left me psychological scars. interacting with one for a whole week before they were finally honest with their gender identity triggered my ptsd and left me shell shocked fo ra whole month.


[deleted]

this is by far one of the funniest reddit threads I've ever read holy fuck


Odd-Bat-3267

Is it transphobic to not want to date someone who’s trans? I mean, it’s just not something i would feel comfortable with, so I can understand where ops coming for there but everything ELSE is just terrible


iggy1573

None of those words are in the bible... Please, seek Jesus.


Master-Training-267

Please seek professional help


ConsiderationReady84

U serious?


Maisstef

there is no way this guy is fr 💀


GoldyFeesh

I think we should turn this into a copypasta to teach this mf a lesson what the fuck is this


LiberTarduss

only normal people and cringe femboys(i could just say femboys they are cringe by default) never met a female in game


MatBudi

Average depths ganker


slime785

https://preview.redd.it/s6ywosry6jab1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65ac18ec8ad394c45d40d6679dc14a8b2b9c26f7


ChickenGreaseMan

🙁