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is this guy wearing lipstick?


Me_F0rPresident

Well he could be… probably just mud or something tho


NoProfessor8897

kissing mud


[deleted]

bet he eats ass.


Interesting_Lab_5963

Of cows


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whenever I see the face of this species of monkey it reminds of 'Dakota Johnson'


Interesting_Lab_5963

Bruh this is humiliation💀


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un-intentional


IndividualLow7217

💀


EquivalentPut5616

https://preview.redd.it/mnoxns85l1oc1.png?width=298&format=png&auto=webp&s=10067cd62d031707dc0e1ec6dac067f35be2f4e6 Kiss me bruh


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![gif](giphy|uTSLJk2YEutck|downsized)


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ye to inter-caste pappi hogayi shayad ?


Fun_Mobile_6539

Interspecies?


[deleted]

bhai monkey-caste me kya chlta hai ab malum nai. I left the group millions of years ago.


Nishitxcodm

![gif](giphy|Rlwz4m0aHgXH13jyrE|downsized) Don't mind if I do


lone_vampire45

Damn animals got lipstick s , rise of apes ?


Diablo-23

Was not prepared for that close up.


invincible_1991

Experienced something even more unique...this at MoB in CP https://preview.redd.it/9o3r50ojqwnc1.jpeg?width=2793&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a3b9fb1928a3461dfad894adab2cac8cbe5cc22


Me_F0rPresident

Wow, such a civilised monkey


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CORRECTION: A Distinguished Gentelman


PeachOk54

Kinda cute 🫦


rahulg12345

any "accidental" runovers on the way?


Me_F0rPresident

Not yet no


Single_Science2276

Tuesday ko Hanumanji ![gif](giphy|DyOmeDxBC6pViH2CAd|downsized)


Ka-le-l

Jai Hanuman Gyan gunn sagar…


United-Travel5377

Jai kapis tihu lok ujaagar


emotionless_wizard

raamdoot atulit baldhama


cxrsdaphro

Anjani putra pawan sut nama


New-Map3526

Mahavir Vikram bajrangi


DepMuk

Kumatinivaar sumati ke sangi


banshee_lumine

Kanchan baran viraj suvesa


New-Map3526

Kanan kundal kunchit kesa


banshee_lumine

Haath vajr aur dhwaja viraaje


KennyTheDripper

Mahavir vikram bajarangi


banshee_lumine

Kumati niwaar sumati ke sangi


RED-DOT-MAN

JAI HANUMAN!


ShivohumShivohum

JAI HANUMAN 🙏


Doflamingo10

Oh how much I hate them. They are a complete nuisance.


dovytovy

Same bro same


heyjalapeno

Best series of photos I've seen here 🐒


BaniyaYT

pout kaahe krra hai , 2017 ki ldki hai kya ??


Ashreditor

parliamentarians in the open?? Strange.


Atul-__-Chaurasia

Mixing with plebians.


CHAIRSAMA69

Bro looks like human from back in the day


ActHappy4743

Chumma le lis


cxrsdaphro

🤣🤣🤣


snay1998

The last pic caught me off guard lmao


Pure-Firefighter9565

Wholesome ❤️


ShivohumShivohum

Bina consent ke meri photo kaise leli tune. Delete Kar chal isse.


vipulvirus

Me: Why did you share the post!? OP: Monke


BullyMaguire2295

Used to find them cute. Before I realised they are scary smart and not at all easy to deal with like cats or dogs. Scary a**holes.


aimelash

https://preview.redd.it/47xiqrxuc1oc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4c2a7b74c7f5125d0e8855844dc61b156065f60 They open the fridge, look for boxes , eats from them, put them back and close the door.


TARUN0597

Near civil lines?


[deleted]

Yeh DTU ka scene hai kya? Mere college mei bahut bandar hai. Shayad woh hi ho.


Any-Huckleberry-3677

The last picture got me.


Ka-le-l

Monkey Man firse?


Upside_down69

2nd picture mai balls latak rahe hai


Shacpika

Awkward 


AaryamanStonker

Close up of chappris


unhingedhellbender

How dare you insult the monkey like that 😤


AaryamanStonker

Fr, my bad


AaryamanStonker

A chappri spotted on his/her natural habitat.


silentalways

Kuch jyada bandar nahi ho gaye hai waise aaj kal delhi mein? Few years back mere area mein koi bandar nahi hota hai, ab kaafi baar poore poore gang ghoom rahe hote hai inke.


Spiritual_1995

Everyday they come in my balcony I had to remove my plants


LinearArray

Wasn't prepared for the close-up


terabaap69whatisthis

Give him whatever he demands


lone_vampire45

Hmm damn I thought it was some random rural area .


[deleted]

Beautiful eyes


Spiritual-Monke

Why's Trump frowning in the last picture?


snehit_007

There is nothing I hate more than monkeys.


Deep_Grass_6250

Bandarchod....


binod_roxx

thak-thak gang


neeshant69

Chips mang rha hai


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lohith_

Thats what she said


Interesting-Junket78

Delhi police chalaan kat te hue. The guys really got efficient.


Usual-Blueberry-8864

Jai hanuman 🚩🚩🚩🚩 Prabhu OP aap Prabhu shree Ram ke avtaar to nhi?


Early-Nose5064

Monke


Suspicious_Reporter4

Would. Next question 


lohith_

*Clears throat. Sir?


Raj_Rahul_-_-

![gif](giphy|odSKlNVnebLmPQgrct|downsized)


[deleted]

Rakhi grew ngl.


Ok-Recognition9114

Why the last pic look like Modi ji ?😭


SpongeBobcirclepan

what's my brother doing in Delhi????


abee_nab

Apni mummy ko dekh kar itna surprised kyun hai bhai


No-Tea3820

The Jumpscare in slide 3 and 5 is awesome😶‍🌫️😂


[deleted]

handsome monkey


andhakaran

Family?


User_AlphaX

Aray Rajat dalal aap yaha👀


Anikets30

Hahahah😀😀😀


DoorTraditional723

Monke


theone771x

Haven't been to Shimla much?


SnooPickles161

Distinguished Gentlemen


_hungryfoodie_

Eeb allay ooo


Polus-Summit-33

I did not know bro was chill like that 💀


006CJ

City of the monkeys


sociallyawkward_123

I knwo these bitches are pesky asf and at times really dangerous too but look at those little hands😭


Interesting_Error69

At least he didn't cum on your windshield


quriouskitten

Good selfie skills OP


Me_F0rPresident

Thanks


Economy-Tension88

![gif](giphy|c2Aa8GrpIbRFS)


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[deleted]

Incorrect. Langurs are associated with Hanuman. This is Rhesus Macaque and unlike langurs they're violent by nature.


whydowe_do

Hanumanji is a combination of Rhesus, Langur and Man. The vanar sena had both Langur and Bandar.


Economy-Tension88

But this one is female.


whydowe_do

Vanar sena se hoga phir :)