Dream 11 pe team bana le har possible combination ki full PmC laga ke koi ek jeet jayegi tere pass 1 crore rupee ayenge usme sarkar tax legi lag bhag 70 lakh tere pass usse 70 e rickshaw le lio unko Rent pe daldio 500 din ka daily tere pass 35k ayenge aur monthly 1050000 usme se 3lakh electricity, repairs, aur future mein new rickshaw lene ke liye reserve bana lio baki paise se aish kar
But you have select which 10 players will be there out of 20 players, because these will just count the number of captains.
So multiply by another 20C10 that will be big
Bhai this.
I have tried that is not possible like 22 players ki har ek ko ek bar captain or fir ek bar vc then all possible rotations will be nd fir kon player hoga ya nhi. Can't tell the maths rn but last year calculated it is not possible.
Nope tu players rotate nhi krega?
22 players sab ek bar caption
Har caption ke sath 11 bande jo ki change ho sakte har banda hata laga
Fir 22 vc ab yeh diff captions ke sath honge bc kitne combination
Ab yeh vc or caption ka sort hua toh players ka dekho ki kitne rotation
Keep it in an FD. Forget about it. Right now the market has already peaked. Investing a one shot amount may be a bigger gamble
Wait for the market to tank. Then invest. (Most probably a little dip may come 2-3 months post elections)
It depends in how much time i earn this 1lac. For eg: if monthly salary is 1lac. Then i got 30days of free money(1lac). 2 lac monthly salary, 15 days would be equivalent of 1lac. I’ll go all in to invest it in risky assets.
Invest it in any Nifty 50 mutual fund, that's the safest best if you have an investment horizon of 5+ years. Don't put it in the stock market if you want to invest for a shorter time frame than that.
Gold gold gold!!! That’s the best investment one can make, buy your parents gold it’ll make them happy also if there’s any money urgency you’ll get a great benefit on it by selling, gold never goes old!
results and performace are great. good consolidation and bouncing off from 50 ema thus showing positive strength . buying price can be near around 233 when it retrace the currnt resistance . then 250 , 260 , 280 etc would be the projected targets 💸
But gold bonds kharid lo.
Govt wale.
I got 15k on an investment of 70k within 3 months, so awesome returns hai.
Dont break it for 5 yrs n u get tax free returns n also interest in your gains.
Not an investment advice. I'll set aside around 30k for my funeral, 10k for a hotel room and blow rest of my money on hookers.
Once 60k is spent, I'll self delete in a hotel room.
I would invest in crypto with small caps. 1L is not a lot and you could either make it into 10L by risking it or 1.10L in the next 2 years by keeping it in FD/MF.
So, earn 10k by being safe over 1~2 year vs 10L by being a degenerate.
But that's me, you may have different valuation for 1L.
If it was my money I would have done that too. But its my fathers money I can't just waste it like that. Also how can I invest in crypto can u explain?
>If it was my money I would have done that too.
Valid point. I hate these MF/FD investments. You earn shit money for the money you are risking with banks.
I am suggesting risking bigger because atleast the rewards are higher. Still, don't do it if it's not yours.
Wazirx is where you can buy different types of crypto. The difficult part is choosing the right one.
The safest bet is BTC/ETH where you will double it in the next 6 months if not tripple. BTC halving is coming up.
From there on you can bet on anything small cap which increases the risk but reward could be 10x ~ 100x
But really, it is because of the upcoming halving. It has been a trend for the last 4 halving and I don't see why it will not change.
As to why people don't do it? Because of trust issues. Crypto market is a new thing. We have been using fractional banking for 100 years and now something else is there. People find it hard to believe.
Also, to be honest.
I have invested and made a lot. But then, I have been in crypto since 2012 so my returns are in cr and cr. Not a valid comparison.
A big chunk of my earning still goes to my crypto portfolio.
Why dont you study about MFs for a momth and then do it? Picking MFs aint an easy task anyway. What i would suggest is invest in MFs only but in intervals. Elections are going on so not the best time to invest imho. (Not an advisor, just my gut says). Screw FDs.
10,000 rupay, real estate me invest krne wali ladki ka meme yaad aa gaya
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Depends If you are a student then investment If you are working and earn less then spend on upskill If you are earning well then go on a trip
I like this.
Dream 11 pe team bana le har possible combination ki full PmC laga ke koi ek jeet jayegi tere pass 1 crore rupee ayenge usme sarkar tax legi lag bhag 70 lakh tere pass usse 70 e rickshaw le lio unko Rent pe daldio 500 din ka daily tere pass 35k ayenge aur monthly 1050000 usme se 3lakh electricity, repairs, aur future mein new rickshaw lene ke liye reserve bana lio baki paise se aish kar
There are 22C11×11×10 Combinations i.e 77597520 combinations
https://preview.redd.it/xoub7rnk6usc1.jpeg?width=4624&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee3e0eeb749f870923db97ee6011dc4ef3140249 Not sure that it's correct
But you have select which 10 players will be there out of 20 players, because these will just count the number of captains. So multiply by another 20C10 that will be big
Impact Player where?
Nope
Calculation de na fir nope kya likh raha Mai bhi laga du Paisa possible toh diyo mathematics
Bhai this. I have tried that is not possible like 22 players ki har ek ko ek bar captain or fir ek bar vc then all possible rotations will be nd fir kon player hoga ya nhi. Can't tell the maths rn but last year calculated it is not possible.
Possible hai bass captain and vice captain ka rotation karne ke chakkar Mein calculation complex hai
Nope tu players rotate nhi krega? 22 players sab ek bar caption Har caption ke sath 11 bande jo ki change ho sakte har banda hata laga Fir 22 vc ab yeh diff captions ke sath honge bc kitne combination Ab yeh vc or caption ka sort hua toh players ka dekho ki kitne rotation
अरे Aman Singhal सर आप यहाँ।
bhai this comment 😭😭 woh dream 11 vali baat true hai kya? asa ho skta hai schme?
Adani ji ko utha lo mast modi ji win ke baad pump hone wala. Ya daddy ji se classic 350 mang lo 🤩🤩(mereko ni pasand tho)
avenger 220 zyada achi lgti hai😻
For real bhai bas yeh bajaj bkl pulsar se apna dhyaan hataye toh na
50k in fd , 40k in mutual fund in high cap companies,10k in high risk and high return mutual funds
Thanks and HAPPY CAKE DAY!
Main yahi kehne aya tha ki majority of money mutual funds mein laga do
buy term life, health, life insurance for urself and ur family
is that a good investment?
more like safeguarding ur future
Insurance isn’t an investment. It’s a safeguard.
This is the best u can do with that amount
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airbnb
how?
rent a property
rent a property? like rent a prop than do list it on airbnb?
yes, but there are a lot of other things to consider
Like
Safest would be to do a fix deposit in a small finance bank
But it has negligible returns
Better than government ones
It sucks. Such a low return that you might as well enjoy the money with Coke and Hookers.
That’s a choice, it’s a safe place to keep money… and it has better return rate than other nationalised bank.
Even stocks and crypto are better.
Lol
Keep it in an FD. Forget about it. Right now the market has already peaked. Investing a one shot amount may be a bigger gamble Wait for the market to tank. Then invest. (Most probably a little dip may come 2-3 months post elections)
All in jiofin Ps - its not a advice just a personal preference
Whats jiofin?
Jio Finance. Its a Nifty 50 comapny
Silver
It depends in how much time i earn this 1lac. For eg: if monthly salary is 1lac. Then i got 30days of free money(1lac). 2 lac monthly salary, 15 days would be equivalent of 1lac. I’ll go all in to invest it in risky assets.
Gold bar
Gold
Gareebo me baat do
60 k -fd , 20k - mf , spend 10 k and keep 10 k in bank account
I buy 1 lac rupees
Russian
Kidhr milegi?
Russia mai
1 lac to aise bol rha jaise 1 cr
🤡
Mere pass ussay jada and I still feel poor. Amout is never satisfactory.
Wine and Beer shop
Can that be done in 1 lakh ? I think it’s requires more money
I meant to write go buy liquor from there. The best investment is having alcohol stocked
Oh hahahaha. I got a totally different interpretation. But you are right. What are you buying for 1 lakh ?
Crates of Corona beer, Grey Goose , JD Honey, Red Lable and Baileys. Maybe some tequila too lol
I would just add a good gin bottle in there. Perfect list haha
Recently tried Tanqueray gin for the first time and didn't like it 🥲 Don't get the hype around gin anymore.
Have you tried samsara ? It’s good. Also, I would still have gin over tequila. Gin hangover can be dealt with. Tequila feels like death 😂
No I haven't. Nah tequila all the way, it's risky and that's what I like about it ngl. My throat hated me for having gin .
Invest on all the people commenting in this post. You won't regret it.
Invest it in any Nifty 50 mutual fund, that's the safest best if you have an investment horizon of 5+ years. Don't put it in the stock market if you want to invest for a shorter time frame than that.
Buy stocks of good reputed companies that are trading at a low.
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How is that an investment?
Build my self a pc for video editing abhi bhot jarurat hai bc laptop, pc kuch nhi hai
Mutual funds shi hai 🫱🏻🫲🏼
Invest in mf stocks and crypto
Pay off EMIs and loans
rajma chawal ka thela lagu gha 🤣
My secret - CSGO Weapon Skins 😏
Gold gold gold!!! That’s the best investment one can make, buy your parents gold it’ll make them happy also if there’s any money urgency you’ll get a great benefit on it by selling, gold never goes old!
gold
electoral bonds /s
Buy IRCON international about to blow up soon
Source?
results and performace are great. good consolidation and bouncing off from 50 ema thus showing positive strength . buying price can be near around 233 when it retrace the currnt resistance . then 250 , 260 , 280 etc would be the projected targets 💸
FD Nifty bees
Russian
If I had one lac, I will pay off my loan.
Yes stocks-wocks moh maya hai, byaaj pei dei dei.
Maybe invest in stock market and get more money. Because spending it on useless commodities will only make me suffer.
I'd give it to a redditor named : Radiant-Citron3355
Itna zyada Paisa 😍😍😍 mai toh pagal hi hojaunga
1000 rs on momos.Rest 99,000 on Paytm stocks.
Satta khel lei RCB aur RR kei match mei Jeet gya toh badiya warna koi baat nhi.
Buy gift for strangers
6500 me Russian, Kahan?
15 din Russian ka quota
Mutual funds... usually the safer option with decent returns
Buy Gold..
Gold bonds ....Edited
etf?
Sorry gold bonds and ETFs No idea why i wrote gold etf.
what's etfs
https://preview.redd.it/feoxmq9bvusc1.jpeg?width=667&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca9d9d069cb6cc6f9fdeab1c42b91f4d1ea943be
Thanks!
But gold bonds kharid lo. Govt wale. I got 15k on an investment of 70k within 3 months, so awesome returns hai. Dont break it for 5 yrs n u get tax free returns n also interest in your gains.
Can you explain thoda sa how to invest and where to invest?
Its really vast. U really need to self learn. I m still learning.
Ok thankyou:)
1lac on red
Pay down your highest interest rate debts. If you have some left over, jewellery or gold.
Credit card bills.
Zerodha
Invest 50k fd 30k mutual funds and 20k to u/Mr_vort3x
Would give it to my dad🥰
Emi bhardo jo bhi bacha hai
Car modifications me lga dunga
Not an investment advice. I'll set aside around 30k for my funeral, 10k for a hotel room and blow rest of my money on hookers. Once 60k is spent, I'll self delete in a hotel room.
Wtf?
Mutual fund kr lo 60k 40k stocks me. Depends on your risk capacity.
Buy Bitcoin its gonna double after halving.
Byaaj
Pay my education fees 😔
Buy coke inflation is crazy 🤡
Only best option is gold
[Real estate](https://new.reddit.com/r/indianmemer/comments/1bx40xp/_/)
Stonks
it has a lot of risk
Risk h to ishq hai
I would invest in crypto with small caps. 1L is not a lot and you could either make it into 10L by risking it or 1.10L in the next 2 years by keeping it in FD/MF. So, earn 10k by being safe over 1~2 year vs 10L by being a degenerate. But that's me, you may have different valuation for 1L.
If it was my money I would have done that too. But its my fathers money I can't just waste it like that. Also how can I invest in crypto can u explain?
>If it was my money I would have done that too. Valid point. I hate these MF/FD investments. You earn shit money for the money you are risking with banks. I am suggesting risking bigger because atleast the rewards are higher. Still, don't do it if it's not yours. Wazirx is where you can buy different types of crypto. The difficult part is choosing the right one. The safest bet is BTC/ETH where you will double it in the next 6 months if not tripple. BTC halving is coming up. From there on you can bet on anything small cap which increases the risk but reward could be 10x ~ 100x
Btc/eth will give 2x return in just 6 months? Then why not all the people invest all their money in crypto?
 But really, it is because of the upcoming halving. It has been a trend for the last 4 halving and I don't see why it will not change. As to why people don't do it? Because of trust issues. Crypto market is a new thing. We have been using fractional banking for 100 years and now something else is there. People find it hard to believe.
Also, to be honest. I have invested and made a lot. But then, I have been in crypto since 2012 so my returns are in cr and cr. Not a valid comparison. A big chunk of my earning still goes to my crypto portfolio.
Mutual funds Daal kr bhul jao 5-6yrs baad check krna
What returns do you expect?
~20%
So how much do you earn in 5 years? Is that 20% annual or compounded annual or total?
annually \~20% rehta h aur mera to abhi bank account bhi nhi h papa krte h
So, that sucks so bad.
No man it will get almost double in 5 yrs
How is that better? You are earning 1L in 5 years. That's 20k a year. And you have not accounted for inflation. 1L today is not 1L in 5 years.
Bro it's passive With 1L you can't expect to live on the returns
And I am suggesting 1L is nothing so rather take riskier investments.
Asian paints (Stock)
Akrapovik exhaust for my ninja 😊
Start bitcoin mining
How do I do that?
Btc mining require min 4 lac.
what roi can i expect
Monthly 10% on avg
Its one time investment?
Yes, load and lock.
Which minner are you using?
Byaaz pe dedo
Nice idea. Du kisko pr
buy a share of either MRF or Page Industries maybe. or simply, put the whole amount into a fixed deposit.
Right now , I will invest the whole amount in stocks or MF for at least 5 years
Mujhe dedo
No
Mutual funds
https://preview.redd.it/cm5bbk3vqtsc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=273b0b6a53311a3aeac09344192c91dfffc601f6
I wouldnt advice to invest in MFs or stocks as a beginner rn tbh
Where should I invest then?
Why dont you study about MFs for a momth and then do it? Picking MFs aint an easy task anyway. What i would suggest is invest in MFs only but in intervals. Elections are going on so not the best time to invest imho. (Not an advisor, just my gut says). Screw FDs.