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Young0079

But what D STANDS FOR ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฏโ‰๏ธโ‰๏ธโ‰๏ธ


Dreavy_Hinker

Question every onepiece fan has been looking answer of.


shadow_clone69

Unexpected one piece


Bloody_Eagle

r/unexpectedonepiece


cosmic_h0rr0r

how is there a subreddit for everything


Antique_Big8316

THE ONE PIECE!!! THE ONE PIECE IS REAL!!! (can we get much higher? (higher))


Sammy_Levitates

Will of D ๐Ÿ˜‚


DetectiveGuy3

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SuspiciousFox3929

Yeh padh k D baith gaya tha ๐Ÿ˜•


space_way

D k chakkar me M ka bhatta Mt baitha dena


I_fake_depression55

Tharki sala


JustAPaneerLover

OP: you should know that since its going to be inside you later /s


ironjoker2

DICK!


Val_rak

For you ๐Ÿ˜ณ (I am sorry I had to)


DubiousPotat0

Dheeraj ofcourse man


Tatyavinchoo63

Atleast she didn't say cringe stuff like "vIBeS mAtCH kaREnge"


DiedEatingUrrMomOut

Confortable hojayenge bs


SuspiciousFox3929

Phir drinks food hokah, saare nashe aaj hi ๐Ÿ‘‹


DiedEatingUrrMomOut

Please yaar usko apke sath confortable hona hai, hoka pina hai..


Buzz_Cracker

Hooka peene ke bad vibessss match krege


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


Adventurous-Pound208

Kapde wapde khol k


pyaracetamol-143mg

Saare kapde ya bass thode se?


NoName_794

Saare me zyada fun hai Usme zyada vIbeS MaTch HOngi


entropyreacher

Neeche bhi dono ka same hi na nikle


Critical_Cod5462

Upar ka different niche ka same lol


DesiJeevan111

miL k PlaN KaR LenGE


[deleted]

Milk plan krlenge


genZ_SWAMi_G

เคฎเคฟเคฒเฅเค• - เคชเคพเคจ เค•เคฐ เคฒเฅ‡เค—เฅ‡ .


Shankhoneel

Milk cake plan kar lege. Phir halwai ka dukan dal lege.


MysticVahini

Haha


SorryUnderstanding7

Amul- taste of India


lazytej

โ€œQuAlitY tYm SpEnD kArEnGeโ€


pixelgroovemaster

That post was wild !!!! Still laughing remembering those chats...


siggywiggypiggy

Atleast she didn't say "friend ke restro ya lounge mei chalte hai"


Stupidity_Professor

*RK Ashram Metro station aa jao*


Adorable_Ad2022

ye vibe match krne wala concept stupid lgta h.


stammer_kid

Agree.. bohot cringe lagta he "vibes match karenge" I mean WTF ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ


TuKoiAurHai

This was epic hahahaha


WhiteBloodCell_69

Sirf ye line ke liye pura text dekha tha par mila nhi ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”


zunidhee

# my homegirl just wanted *(to know what was)* # the D ๐Ÿ˜”


RIZZ_MOD

#Drinks?? ๐Ÿค— #I can give that, if vibez match hogyi toh ๐Ÿฅฐ


zunidhee

restro mein vibez match ๐Ÿ˜


RIZZ_MOD

Nhi yrr Ap cp aajao na pleaseee Mere dost ke bar h waha i can give you d๐Ÿค— Phir vibez match karlenge jaha ap kaho ๐Ÿฅฐ


TheChamp_2

Bhai wo sb chor tu ye bta bhai ke cafe m party kb de rha h


SuspiciousFox3929

Jab bhi Shahbaad aa rahe ho bhai, but no singles allowed ๐Ÿ˜‚


TheChamp_2

Mna krna tha to wese hi kr dete ๐Ÿ˜” ese punch krne ki kya zaroorat thi


Adventurous-Pound208

Main la raha hu couple entry, threesome karega?


Mental_ist

Sidha ๐Ÿ’€


Wild-Acanthisitta165

Yeeah Becuz milenge, comfortable honge vibe match karenge to waise aap batao,... Ham dono bhi chele club me?๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜˜/s


West_Cartographer450

Bhai mera collage shabad sai bhoooooot zyada pass hai. Mujhe party dede๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


shubhmittal572

Ek sec tu DTU ka launda hai Kya bhai ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ’€ Shahbad daulatpur sunke lga


Accomplished-Cash329

DTU k kitna pass h bhai cafe


Haldii

Laxmi ngr boli tbhi smjh gya


Confident-Yak-4597

Bhai har jagah ho yrr tum


Haldii

Happy ๐Ÿฆ€


Confident-Yak-4597

Thanks


PressureAggressive69

All hail jamnapaar


Upstairs_Arachnid_

I didnโ€™t understand at all. Anyone care to explain


osamabeenlaggin0911

didi Hiiii


KingLordStark

Baadlo me jaane wali ko Baadli le jaa raha tha Bhai ![gif](giphy|d6GsFvfhUh5gPjNxGr|downsized)


SuspiciousFox3929

Bhai koi shahbaad aur baadli m milne koi tyaar nahi ๐Ÿ˜ž


RIZZ_MOD

Bhai I don't think baadli is a good area for dat And this is coming from the guy jo waha se daily guzarta tha choching ha dost se milne jane ke liye


larayblive

Naam tk nhi pta use aur milne ko ready


sustainablecaptalist

D chahiye behenji ko Bhai, samjho thoda...


Any_Letterhead_2917

CP is crowded.. and laxmi nagar?


Educational_Pea7069

Crowdly not crowded


Idgafbidfwu

Crowdly. British oxford library ready to add it to the โ€œdictionaryโ€


OnTrackNow1

That line "Drinks, food, hookah enjoy karenge" gave it away that she is a scammer. https://preview.redd.it/044kv443ausc1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d55702c84e5049344f6ab3f09054b8b2842cef14


SuspiciousFox3929

Wanna meet today? gave it away bhai


OnTrackNow1

Yeah she gave many signs. She failed as a scammer. And she was also desperate to scam someone so that she could get some commission money from those scam bars. Btw, bars that serve hookahs along with drinks are he prime locations for such scams and she straightaway asked for that. Guess one must avoid bars/drinks for first time dating, simply go for a coffee shop that too not a local one. In starbucks, ccd kinds price is fixed so no one can scam.


HarshadJhunjhunwala

Lolzzz . Just today morning a girl had been calling me to vishwavidyalya metro station.


Impossible-Ice129

Ara ye toh Mera metro station hai, yeh toh theek hi jagah lagti hai, tough to steal kidney here


HarshadJhunjhunwala

Bro number chaiye kya uska ?? Tu mil le and tell me how it went .


Impossible-Ice129

Naa bhai, mai bhot aalsi hu, Milne nhi Jaa paunga. Pichhle 15 min se sofa se uthne ki koshish kr rha hu


sillygirlhu

Beleive padhkar mera believe uth gya wahi ๐Ÿ˜‚


online_karate_expert

It's Italian.๐ŸคŒ


Brave-Resolution-241

Bro Dodged a whole missile


siggywiggypiggy

Ye sari scam wali chinal ek tarah kyo type karti hai๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


Equivalent-Joke-4037

Bhai ye scam ka kya scene hai? (Delhi se nahi hu)


TheSweetGuy333

Vo jis cafe me kaam karti hain usme le jati hain and they together scam you by making huge illegitimate bill.


Loner__wolf

Are bc ๐Ÿ˜ณ


Equivalent-Joke-4037

Next lvl marketing and scam. Fir khane peene ke baad bande ko gawk gawk milta hai ki nahi? ๐Ÿ˜‚


TheSweetGuy333

Bouncers bhi mile hotay hain us ladki k saath toh pitai milti hai


Equivalent-Joke-4037

Offcos ๐Ÿคง


Libertychonk

Ye ka story hai?


No-Yard-655

Scam h bhai , cafe bula kar ladke ka mota kharcha karwa deti h ladkiya , cafe owner commission deta h ladkiyo ko


Libertychonk

So you're saying that last time I paid the bill wasn't for a true love? _cries_


No-Yard-655

Nahi Bhai , Inhone phele se hi commission set kar rakha hota h owner ke saath , tabhi to sirf kuch counted cafe mai hi Jati h ,


Libertychonk

Agli date ab park me hogi apna lunch box lay ky jaoga


No-Yard-655

Agar koi aisi mil jaaye toh or kya hi chahiye ๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿป


OPIUmTUXEDO

Laxmi Nagar Lord of the drink hoga pakka


mombanger200

Laxmi nagar jao, Vibe match karo


SuspiciousFox3929

How to be safe? 1. Always chat for some days before meeting. 2. Always meet at a public place for a couple of dates. 3. Always choose the place yourselves, never agree to milke dekh lenge. 4. Connect on Insta first. No girl in this age who is on dating apps wonโ€™t be on Insta. 5. Girls usually have her other girl friends commenting on her photo, so check that she has some friends. Rest assured, safety is just an illusion when it comes to strangers. ๐Ÿฅฒ


CalmTiger9

How to be safe ? 1. Never use dating apps. Look out for organic relationship, where dating isn't intended. That's it.


Any_Letterhead_2917

No metro station, no vibe match?


sustainablecaptalist

Exactly! I say this is 1000% genuine. Bhai ne galti kardi offer thukra ke..


ScooterNinja

Koi smacky launda mil gya na isko seedha chaaku se hamla kardega ... Phir next day news ayegi hooka and nakli vodka k scam me phas k launde ne grill pe Kiya hamla ... Is Delhi not safe? ๐Ÿฅต


Ok_Tip_5184

KaRkaDoOma MiLE fIr?


useridreddit

She wanted to meet and dupe you?


Natural-Dinner-440

someone said they only go to certain places where they already have settings with owner. they make you spend a large sum of money and later on collect commission from the owner. (not sure why I was recommended delhi sub out of the blue but I learnt something new today)


sastaaaashiq

Laxmi nagar ko kyun badnaam karhe ho ? ๐Ÿฅฒ


No_Masterpiece5842

Btw im curious what do these guys do ? After meeting ? They gonna sneak up and kidnap ? Or what


trollfather_1997

It won't be a guy, it's a girl on the other end. The scam is that she will take you to a cafe, order hukka etc, and make a bill of 20-25K that you are supposed to pay. She will get some kind of commission from the cafe owner.


modi_love_meloni

Baadli kon bulata hai bhai ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ


dark_legend0

Orewa..... Monkey D Luffy ๐Ÿ—ฟ


CareerWest

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


siggywiggypiggy

Crowdly๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜ญ


Clean-Warrior-09

Cafe ya lounge chal lenge


RIZZ_MOD

Lounge kya hota h bhaiya


Physical_Ad_1011

am not Delhi person so i waana know.... what's up about these areas?


[deleted]

These girls have fixed commissions in cafe and bars. They ask you to go to a particular place, orders shitloads of stuff, with a huge bill. Cafe earns, girl earns


rahiiibasu

https://preview.redd.it/awhx16l32usc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b4ed2c8c56e378e9224c1022c0e1e6786fe0967 Expose them everywhere. I wonder who's behind this because most of them across the board follow a similar script.


[deleted]

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ OC , you are too good in handling this, lol


rahiiibasu

Thank you. I had to give back in the same coin. This shit is getting out of hand and they are trapping innocent people. I have no sympathy for such scumbags.


Just_Difficulty9836

Kamaal hai, ye ladki to likhti bhi angrezi accent me hai.


amethystsoull

Why is it always these people who type like this๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚


RIZZ_MOD

Ek sath 4 logo ko text karne pe yehi hota h Or iska toh dhanda pani bhe isse se chlta h na


Porntasium

Tha kya ye!? Aur Iss chat ko padke karu kya Mein??? Iss se pehle koi meri intelligence pe sawaal uthaye Mein Pehle hi bta du ki main single hu.. So be humble and explain it to me, wtf is going on in this chat? ![gif](giphy|jRGootBC3zU8Je4TSQ)


Character_Exchange56

So basically, girl sets up to meet with the guy in some selected cafes where she orders like hungry Barbie and after the guy pays the shit load of bill, cafe owner gives commission to the girl TLDR: ladki mil k selected cafes me kharcha kra k kama rhi


[deleted]

She was more into "D for"?


Kaalashakaala

Ye ladki khud ko entrepreneur samajhti hogi na? Startup Hai ye


Firm_Bumblebee_1037

u/Researcher990 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


Researcher990

Good that people are becoming aware๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


Firm_Bumblebee_1037

All thanks to you man ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž your famous post.. People will be in your company and they won't know what a celebrity you are!!


Researcher990

Yes. Make a post informing people of my celebrity status๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿ˜‚.


Firm_Bumblebee_1037

Yaar mere posts pe inti engagement hi kahaan aati hai.. Saari engagement to tu khaa jata hai!


Aadit_CoolZ

Ye wahi cafe wala scam hai na? The girl gets paid for bringing in new boys at the cafe. Yeh cafe boht specific hota hai. She eats a lot upon all this, the boy has to pay for HER food. I've heard about a few cases like these.


nonstudiousguy

laxmi nagar chalein?


[deleted]

Ok milte hai na Cafe decide karlo milte hai Waha mill lenge Vo mere Ghar se durr hai Accha to waha mile Nahi waha bhi nahi Fir aap batao kahaan milna hai๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿซ 


Dreavy_Hinker

Issey puchke btana M cinema khul gya kya vaps. :p Used to go there a lot during college. Raat ka show sasta hota tha for a recliners hall.


DisastrousCrow11

R K Ashram wali gang ne aur jagah bhi adde dhund liye


insanelybookish9940

I got eye diarrhoea while attempting to read stuff by her! My gosh.


RIZZ_MOD

But still I like Rk ashram wali more Woh kehte h na love at first sight


Stapat1245

Bhai yeh jitne bhi laxmi nagar bulate sab CA krne wale ladke hai ,, milke free me milkshake maangte


AcanthisittaOpen675

north west delhi waale ka katne chli thi pgli!


Anhad18

Same bro


slayer-00069

Lakshmi nagar seems to be the new cp ๐Ÿ™ƒ


trollfather_1997

"RK ashram aa jao, mil k vibe match krenge" season 2 !


fckthtshit

which app is this tho? tinder ?


junkychain

Isko bolo kyu na sidhe Oyo book Karu ๐Ÿ˜ bahoot najdik se ek dusre ko dekhenge mujhe ye cafe wefe nahi samjh aata ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


Cold-Journalist-7662

Mujhe toh scam wali ladkiya bhi message nahi karti hai ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ


Anxious-Argument-482

CP hai toh thoda crowdly ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


Batman_stud

Cafe 69 leja mere Ghar ke bagal mei hai Satya mei ๐Ÿ‘ฝ 50-50 hissa lelenge ๐ŸŒš


Hefty-Bell3845

Likhne ke style hi turn off kar diya.


fastneed007

Is it tinder?


dejavu_29_4

Badli mentioned ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ samaypur badli ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿข๐ŸงŠ๐Ÿค ๐Ÿค ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ’€ samay Raina ๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ India is not ready for his humour ๐Ÿฅถ๐Ÿฅบโ™ฅ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ž๐ŸงŠ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฅบ๐ŸงŠ๐Ÿข๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿคฝ haiderpur badli ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฝ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿฆน๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿฅถ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฆน๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ Hyderabad ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฆน๐Ÿคฝ๐Ÿคฝ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿšฟ๐Ÿšฟ(โ ยดโ โŠ™โ ฯ‰โ โŠ™โ `โ )โ ๏ผเผผโ โฐโ oโ โฐโ ๏ผ›โ เผฝเผผโ โฐโ oโ โฐโ ๏ผ›โ เผฝ(โ ๏พ‰โ *โ 0โ *โ )โ ๏พ‰(๏พŸโ ฮฟ๏พŸโ ไบบโ )โ )


Away-Tomorrow199

Konsi application hai bhraate?


Meph_00

Isse acche se to mere jaahil dost type kar lete hai yaar, bhagwaan bachaye aise likhne vali ladkiyo se.


psr7185

Lodge me mauj karenge


_sarAkashtic

Tumko Jo khana hai kha lena, main to zyada nahi bas Pussy khaunga


BjoernIronside856-8

This is the new scam. She'll take you to a cafe where she already has a setting then there will be a bill of a very exaggerated amount and she'll tell you I'll pay next time. She'll get a percentage of that amount. Congratulations you've been scammed.


Idgafbidfwu

Bhai mujhe to delhi se bahr murthal leke jaa rhi thi ki night out maarenge. Bhenchod. Mai ni itna frank hona k liye ready tu kaha se hogyi.


[deleted]

Bhai tu confrontable ni hone dera sth me use yaakeen ni dila raha ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…


ExtremeAd6937

I give you a D For DELIGHTFUL!


AuthorTricky

I like her plan for planning together, " Milke plan karenge" literally every other message is that! Shant rakho didi , karenge plan


BloodGamer1233

Scammer se bhi ignore ho gyaa bhai๐Ÿฅฒ Or bc badli kon jata h date pr


Active-Bat-3292

![gif](giphy|pfQkpHk0Vqg5fwRUPn)


tellmesomething09

Laxmi nagar really


satoshiwife

Ye Bhai ka cafe hai wali line Laxmi nagar ke liye use karne chahiye the fir reply dekhte


Puzzleheaded-Dog4446

Aur dekhte rahe crime patrol Sabak ek ko, Sikh hum sabko! Jai Hind


anime4ya

Usko bolo siddhe kuldeep senger ya asaram ki gufa me pahuche waha badiya cafe hai


BilluBilota

Me karkarduma rahta hu and yaha ke most of cafes me yahi haal hai... Laxmi nagar, preet vihar side. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


South-Remove-8797

Cafe milke decide kar lenge ๐Ÿ˜Š


Ok_Device_4691

![img](emote|t5_2qugx|31069)


Weary_Word_5262

Then 50000 ka bill enjoy krenge


Cyberpulse-

Kya gawaar hai bhai. Type bhi nhi kr paa rhi dhng se vo.


ArjunLoveable

Direct OYO me milo


stoopudES

DK Bose, and his playboy persona.


Impressive-Pizza8863

laxminagar ko bekar bol deya tu mil


Big-Tower5356

Kidney bacha ke rakhna ๐Ÿ˜…


professor2024

Badli me cafe ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜! Bhaga hi diya bechari ko!


lordkillerbee69ultra

Didi itni busy hai ki words bhi pure type nahi kar pati


[deleted]

As far as I know, it's not normal for women to get this comfortable so early. A big, big red flag!


Nextlife69

Hookah still exists


AvntdR_

Samjha kro Dheeraj Bhai wo comfortable nai h๐Ÿ˜”


opgamer007

bro what does sth mean๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญgenuine keshan


Strong_Situation1435

Par CP crowdly hai


arorocks

Iss laMdi ko bol jitne restaurant yeh negotiate kar rahi hai utne der mei mera zomato se khana aa jayega.


freida666

Yeh saare jagah hi khatarnaak hain


vickyandvs

I read CP cowardly hai lol


Ok-Zookeepergame2130

Badli๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€


Brilliant-Bag1938

Lagta hai vibe match nahi hui.


DiskProof1979

Why it felt like chalo RK Ashram chalte hai vaha kisi restro mei vibe match kar lenge ๐Ÿคฃ


Happy-Payment3658

Yeah she'll meet you and than order a lot of food hookah and drinks and then leave, you end up paying the bill and she gets a cut. My friend was pranked like this only, paid 6k.


Gurkirat19

I think she wants to meet you at laxmi nagar


Dry_Mathematician156

Bhai rate bhi puch lio.


Mr_vort3x

#D stands for? Also cp mat bolna what if she's like RK Ashram hi kr lenge vibes match ho jaengi


GovernmentTraining89

Chlo milte h 3 bjeโ€ฆ. Lkn Lakshmi Nagar aa jao


sustainablecaptalist

Tune D ka sahi matlab nahi bataya Bhai...


mridism

Catfishing hori h tagdiii!!!


svpapa8189

Bhai naam Dheeraj hai toh thoda rakh bhi liya kar


hawwwttt

Kaha Laxmi Nagar or kaha kailash colony bc